Episode 27 Buzz and Tell

Yes, it's Buzz & Tell, the wibbliest and wobbliest quiz on TV!

APPLAUSE

Featuring your wibbly-wobbly host, Walter Flipstick!

Welcome to Buzz & Tell, the quiz that makes you laugh your hair off.

Let's meet our contestants. We have...

I'm Miss Honkover and I find singing just so, so interesting!

I'm Ken Koala. I'm finding the inside of my hat very interesting.

I'm Orange Bernard. I'm finding my tummy button very interesting.

I'm Charles Cheese. And I find cheese interesting.

Hi, I'm Mr Biscuits. I find biscuit crumbs in my fur very interesting.

Thank you, everyone. Now, fingers on buzzers.

Get ready, this is our missing word round.

Now buzz and tell me what's the missing word.

If you're "something" and you know it, clap your hands.

Charles Cheese!

If you're COLD and you know it, clap your hands?

Good answer, but not the right one, Charles.

Orange Bernard!

If you're being attacked by a lion and you know it, clap your hands.

And it'll go away, maybe?

Interesting advice, but no, Orange Bernard.

Miss Honkover.

If you're listening to my hit songs and you know it, clap your hands.

-# I'm only a songbird... #

-Miss Honkover, it's a missing WORD!

If you're "what" and you know it, clap your hands.

Ken Koala!

Australian?

-No.

-Charles Cheese.

Small?

-No.

-Orange Bernard.

I clap my hands when I'm happy.

-If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!

-Totally correct!

One point to Orange Bernard. And now for our picture round.

You'll see a picture of something

and you buzz and tell me what it is. Take a look.

What is it?

-Charles Cheese.

-A tickling stick!

No, Charles. Good guess.

Mr Biscuits.

A brush for brushing up all those biscuit crumbs that escape.

No, not a crumb brush, Mr Biscuits.

Miss Honkover.

I think it is a baton used to conduct the song in my musical!

-# I'm just a musical... #

-No, not a baton, Miss Honkover.

Ken Koala.

I think you paint pictures with it.

Yes! Thank you, Ken! So it is a...

Paintbrush.

Absolutely spot on, Ken Koala.

It's a paintbrush! One point to you.

And now on to our numbers round.

If I had six grapes and someone ate two of them, what would be left?

-Orange Bernard.

-Less grapes and a stalk.

I'm afraid that's not the answer on my card.

-Miss Honkover.

-Oh, I know a song about grapes!

# I'm only a grape... #

Ahem! No need to sing, the grapes aren't real.

OK, I'll have a lie-down. Perhaps a few grapes?

Oh, did YOU eat the grapes, Miss Honkover?

The grapes haven't really gone.

It was a simple question -

if I had six grapes and someone ate two, what would I be left with?

Ken Koala.

That would be six grapes, take away two, Mr Flipstick.

And how many is that, Ken?

Er...

Charles Cheese.

Four! You'd have four grapes left!

It's the correct answer, Charles! Sorry, Ken. Pipped at the post.

No worries.

One point to you, Charles Cheese.

Now it's time for our final round.

Listen to this sound and buzz and tell me what it is.

SPLASH

Mr Biscuits.

Me dropping a biscuit in the bath.

Biscuits in the bath? No.

Charles Cheese.

Very runny cheese falling onto my plate!

-You wish, Charles.

-I do!

Orange Bernard.

Can I hear it again, Mr Flapstack?

You may, Orange Bernard.

SPLASH

Orange Bernard.

It reminds me of the time the monkey who delivers the bananas

fell into a crocodile-infested swamp.

It's a splash. Monkeys make a splash.

That's the correct answer! One point to Orange Bernard.

So let's check the scores.

With two points, our winner this time is...Orange Bernard!

CHEERING

I'll take a holiday on a boat, please!

And your special prize, Orange Bernard, is...a large banana!

That's just like a holiday on a boat! Heh-heh-heh!

I hope you have many hours of fun with that.

That brings us to the end of another Buzz & Tell. Goodbye!

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