Episode 28 Buzz and Tell


Episode 28

Panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants include exotic showbird Miss Honkover and the very shy Ken Koala.


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Stop what you're doing and come over here,

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because it's time for five minutes of fast fact-flipping

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in Buzz & Tell!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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And here's your host, the man who makes facts fun, Walter Flipstick!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Hello and welcome to Buzz & Tell.

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Now, let's meet the contestants.

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I'm Miss Honkover and I've just got back from doing my big musical show!

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My name is Ken Koala, and I'm learning how to say hello properly.

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I'm Orange Bernard. I'm trying to find a way

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of making a tyre out of banana skins!

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I'm Charles Cheese! I've made the first-ever bicycle made of cheese!

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My name is Mr Biscuits. I'm searching for the perfect biscuit.

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-CHEERING

-That's the panel

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and they look like they could play all day.

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Let's get straight into our first round, our missing word round.

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Fingers on buzzers. Here we go.

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What word is missing from this phrase?

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A swimming pool is filled with...

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Mr Biscuits!

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Biscuits!

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-No...

-I want a swimming pool filled with cream cheese!

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I'd like one filled with bananas.

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Right. The question is, swimming pools are filled with...

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Ken Koala!

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Swimming pools are filled with water.

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Well done, Ken, swimming pools are filled with water,

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so that's a point to you. Onto our second round,

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the picture round, take a look at this picture and tell me what it is.

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Orange Bernard!

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A talking stool!

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-What?!

-Two people can sit on either end

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and have a chat about bananas.

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-Or cheese!

-Or biscuits!

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Well, you might have a chat on this, but that's not what it's called.

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Mr Biscuits!

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It's a coconut catapult.

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You put a coconut on one end

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and drop a large rock on the other end

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and the coconut is sent flying through the air.

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Very, very clever.

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Wrong. Sorry, Mr Biscuits. I'll give you a clue,

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it rhymes with "hee-haw".

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Charles Cheese!

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Nee-naw!

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-No.

-Orange Bernard!

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Mee-maw!

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-No.

-Miss Honkover.

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Oh, this is easy. It's a seesaw!

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You're right, Miss Honkover, it's a seesaw, so well done,

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one point to you! So onto the next round, this is the numbers round,

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we're going to do some adding, so fingers on buzzers.

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If you have three cats in a house

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and another walks in from the garden, what do you have?

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Orange Bernard!

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Muddy paw-prints on the floor!

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-Mr Biscuits!

-Claw marks all over the furniture!

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-Charles Cheese!

-I have to hide, I don't like cats!

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Miss Honkover!

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You'd have cats meowing,

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which is as lovely as a song. Talking of which...

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# Meow... #

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OK, thank you for those answers.

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They were all right, but this is a numbers round,

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so I want a number for the answer.

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There are three cats in a house, one more walks in, how many cats?

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Mr Biscuits!

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Three cats and one more cat

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-is four cats!

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Well done, Mr Biscuits, three and one is four,

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That's a point to you!

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Let's move onto the next round, it's a sound round, so here we go.

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Listen to this sound and see if you can tell me what it is.

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CLIP-CLOPPING

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Mr Biscuits!

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It's the sound of biscuits being hit

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to see if they have a jam filling or a cream filling!

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No.

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Charles Cheese!

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I've got it! It's an animal, isn't it?

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-Yes, it is!

-A big animal that doesn't like cheese!

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-Yes!

-It's a horse walking!

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Well done, Charles Cheese!

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It's the sound of a horse's hooves clip-clopping!

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So that's a point to you, Charles!

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Now onto our final round, it's the general knowledge round,

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so fingers on buzzers, here we go.

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Do you eat soup with a fork, a spoon or a knife?

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BUZZING

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Mr Biscuits!

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I don't eat soup at all!

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I need biscuits!

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Well, let's pretend you do eat soup.

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What would you eat it with?

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I would eat it with biscuits.

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The choice, Mr Biscuits, is fork, spoon or knife.

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-No biscuits?

-No.

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-Then I don't know.

-Is it banana soup?

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No, Orange Bernard, it's not banana soup, but if it was,

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would you use a fork, spoon, or a knife?

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That's very difficult to answer.

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-Why?

-Because I don't know.

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Right. Does anyone know?

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Mr Biscuits!

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-HE LAUGHS

-It's a spoon!

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Yes, it is!

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That's one point to you,

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Mr Biscuits, and it's the end of the show.

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Let's look at the final scores.

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DRUM ROLL

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Well, we have a winner, it's Mr Biscuits with two points!

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-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Well done!

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Your prize is this giant wooden spoon!

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Thank you! I shall keep it for special occasions!

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That's all for this edition of Buzz & Tell.

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It's goodbye until the next time we spend five fantastic minutes

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playing Buzz & Tell! Goodbye!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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E-mail [email protected]

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Comedy panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants laughably attempt to win points by answering simple questions. The rounds include a picture round, a sound round, a numbers round and general knowledge round. The winners receive extraordinarily silly prizes.

Contestants include exotic showbird Miss Honkover, the very shy Ken Koala, opinionated orangutan Orange Bernard, a mouse called Charles Cheese and Mr Biscuits, whose species is unknown.


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