Episode 30 Buzz and Tell


Episode 30

Puppet panel show hosted by a walrus called Walter Flipstick. The contestants include Miss Honkover - an exotic showbiz bird - and Ken Koala, who is very shy.


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CHEERING

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Featuring your quick-witted host, Walter Flipstick.

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Welcome to Buzz and Tell, the show that quenches your thirst

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for knowledge. Let's meet our contestants.

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I'm Miss Honkover and I'm an expert in singing wonderful songs

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from my big musical shows.

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I'm Ken Koala and I'm an expert in talking very, very quietly.

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My name's Orange Bernard and I'm a bit of an expert in scratching!

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I'm Charles Cheese and I'm an expert in cheese!

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Hello, I'm Mr Biscuits and I'm an expert in biscuits.

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Thank you, everyone. It's time to play Buzz and Tell.

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Fingers on buzzers. Now buzz and tell me what's the missing word?

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Polly put the something on.

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-Charles Cheese!

-Radio?

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No.

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-Mr Biscuits!

-TV?

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No, sorry.

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-Miss Honkover.

-Make-up.

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It's not make-up. Polly put the what on? What is it?

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-Mr Biscuits!

-Is she putting her hat on?

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-Or a coat?

-Or her gloves.

-No.

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I'll give you a clue -

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she wanted to boil some water.

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Miss Honkover!

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A kettle. # Polly put the kettle on! #

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Excellent. Polly put the kettle on.

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It'll never fit her. Ha-ha!

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One point, Miss Honkover.

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And now to our picture round.

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You'll see a picture

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and you buzz and tell me what it is.

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Look at this, what is it?

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-Orange Bernard!

-A stick.

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No!

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-Charles Cheese!

-An arrow?

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It can't be an arrow, an arrow has feathers.

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Thank you. Yes, we know it's not an arrow, what is it?

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-Orange Bernard!

-It's a stick.

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No, it's not a stick.

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Ken Koala!

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A walking stick?

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-It's not a stick.

-Sorry.

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-Mr Biscuits!

-It's either a pen or a pencil, Mr Flipstick.

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Well, which one is it, Mr Biscuits?

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I'll stick with...pencil!

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Pencil is the right answer. Good decision to stick.

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-You said it wasn't a stick.

-It's not. One point to Mr Biscuits.

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Now on to our numbers round.

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If there were four clouds in the sky

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and two more joined them, what would you have?

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-Miss Honkover!

-A rainy day.

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Hey, good name for a song!

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# It's raining... #

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Thank you, but it's not.

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-Charles Cheese!

-Soggy clothes!

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Unfortunate, but not the answer.

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-Ken Koala!

-Clouds keep moving and joining together.

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He's right, they won't stay still.

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Yes, but there are four clouds, then two clouds, not moving.

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What would you have?

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-Mr Biscuits!

-No wind.

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Remember, it's a numbers round.

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-Charles Cheese!

-Four clouds and two clouds are six.

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Yes, excellent, Charles, six clouds. One point to you, Charles Cheese.

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It's time for our final round.

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Listen to the sound and buzz and tell me what it is.

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WHIZZ AND BANG OF LAUNCHED FIREWORK

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Charles Cheese!

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That is the sound of Miss Honkover rising to be a huge star.

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Thank you, Charles.

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Sounded like she exploded when she got there.

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-Mr Biscuits!

-I think it sounds like Charles Cheese,

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rocketing to the moon, to get more cheese.

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Some of that was very close.

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Oh! Erm, well, that's the sound moon cheese makes.

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No, the other bit.

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The sound Charles makes when he eats moon cheese?

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No, the OTHER bit.

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-Charles Cheese!

-A cheese rocket!

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Not quite.

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-Ken Koala!

-It's a moon rocket.

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Oh, very close, Ken.

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-Orange Bernard!

-It's a stick.

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Not so close.

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-Miss Honkover!

-It is a firework!

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# Fly, fly... #

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You're absolutely correct.

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A firework zooming into the sky, then bursting into a million stars.

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Oh, stick was quite close, then.

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No, it wasn't. One point to you.

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Let's take a look at the scores.

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DRUM ROLL

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And that makes today's winner, Miss Honkover!

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Thank you. I love you all.

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And your special prize, Miss Honkover is a large ice lolly!

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BERNARD: Oh, can I have your stick when you're finished?

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No.

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Well, that brings us to the end of another show!

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See you next time on Buzz And Tell!

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Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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E-mail [email protected]

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Comedy panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants laughably attempt to win points by answering simple questions. The rounds include a picture round, a sound round, a numbers round and general knowledge round. The winners receive extraordinarily silly prizes.

Contestants include exotic showbird Miss Honkover, the very shy Ken Koala, opinionated orangutan Orange Bernard, a mouse called Charles Cheese and Mr Biscuits, whose species is unknown.


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