Episode 31 Buzz and Tell


Episode 31

Panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. The contestants include keep-fit frog Callista Croak and nut expert Karl the chinchilla.


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Hold on to your sides because it's the one and only, Buzz And Tell!

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CHEERING

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And it's no boast, he's the perfect host - Walter Flipstick!

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Thank you. Welcome to Buzz And Tell,

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the quiz show that'll put a big smile on your face.

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I'm the one with the questions.

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So let's meet the ones with the answers.

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I'm Calista Croak and I'm learning to be the fittest frog in the world.

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I'm Karl and I'm learning what the biggest nut is in the world.

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My name is B1N and I'm the only robot to be made out of a bin in the world.

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I'm Charles Cheese.

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I'm learning to eat every type of cheese in the world.

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My name is Mr Biscuits

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and I'm learning how many biscuits there are in the world.

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Well, there they are, the best bunch of contestants in the world.

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Fingers on buzzers. The first round is a missing word round.

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What's the missing word in this song -

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"Wibble wobble, wibble wobble, jelly on a..."?

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Mr Biscuits.

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Washing machine.

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-No.

-Please, please, Mr Walter. I know this, I know it!

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-Come along, Karl, remember your buzzer.

-Oh, yes.

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-Karl.

-Oh no. I've forgotten.

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B1N.

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Wibble wobble, wibble wobble, jelly on a... er... um...

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sausage!

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-Sausage?

-Sorry, Mr Flipstick, I don't know where I got that from.

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Calista Croak.

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I know this. It's wibble wobble, wibble wobble,

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jelly on a plate.

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Yes, it is! That's a point to you.

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Thank you, we'll move on to our picture round.

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Look at this and buzz and tell me what it is.

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Charles Cheese.

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That's a scarf.

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No.

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Calista Croak.

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-Is is a spotty slide?

-No, but it is spotty and it's very tall.

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-It must be a snake!

-Snakes aren't tall. They're long.

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-What about when they're standing up?

-Snakes never stand up.

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-Karl.

-What is this?

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-That's your buzzer. Do you know the answer?

-Sorry, no.

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B1N.

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-That looks like a long neck to me.

-Yes.

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So it must be a sausage, huh?

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I don't know why I said that, I'm full of rubbish today.

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-Mr Biscuits.

-It must be a giraffe.

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Fantastic, you've got it. It was a giraffe's neck, one point to you.

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Let's move on as fast as we can to our numbers round.

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If I had one ice lolly on Saturday,

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and another on Sunday, what would I have?

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-Charles Cheese.

-A cold mouth.

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Charles, it's a number.

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-Calista Croak.

-Two cold mouths.

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No, I'll ask again. If I had one ice lolly on Saturday

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and another on Sunday, what would I have?

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-Mr Biscuits.

-You'd have had a lovely weekend, Mr Flipstick.

-Oh!

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-Karl.

-I buzzed, Mr Walter!

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You did, now all you have to do is tell.

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One ice lolly and another ice lolly is...

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-two ice lollies!

-It's two, Karl. I'm so very, very proud of you.

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That's one point to you.

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That brings us to our sound round.

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Buzz and tell me what this is.

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CREAK

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BANG

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Charles Cheese.

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-A baby?

-No.

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-Mr Biscuits.

-A racing car.

-No.

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Calista Croak.

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-A baby in a racing car.

-No. Listen again.

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CREAK

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BANG

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B1N

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Oh... It's a... It's a...

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-It's...it's...it's a sausage.

-Oh dear.

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-Does anyone know what this sound is?

-Karl.

-I'm getting good at this.

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I buzzed and now I'll tell.

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-That sound is a creaky door.

-What a moment!

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It is a creaky door, Karl. You get a point!

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You have two points and you're the winner of today's quiz!

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-I can't tell you what this means to me.

-Oh, Mr Walter,

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I have made you happy, yes?

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Yes, Karl, go on, just buzz again - for fun!

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-How?

-With your buzzer.

-I have a buzzer? Oh! Oh, yes! I forgot!

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Here's your special prize - a pirate's hat.

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Oh, thank you, Mr Walter. I always wanted to be a pirate.

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Ha ha!

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It's a pleasure! Sadly, we have to go.

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Thank you for watching a madcap edition of Buzz and Tell.

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Goodbye! Goodbye!

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Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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E-mail [email protected]

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Comedy panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants laughably attempt to win points by answering simple questions. The rounds include a picture round, a sound round, a numbers round and general knowledge round. The winners receive extraordinarily silly prizes.

Contestants include keep-fit frog Callista Croak, nut expert Karl the chinchilla, pedal-bin robot B1N, a mouse called Charles Cheese and Mr Biscuits, whose species is unknown.


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