Episode 32 Buzz and Tell


Episode 32

Panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants include keep-fit frog Callista Croak and nut expert Karl the chinchilla.


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It's that time again, so make yourselves at home -

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it's Buzz And Tell!

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APPLAUSE

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And here's the man with the facts at his flippertips -

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Walter Flipstick.

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Hello and welcome to Buzz And Tell.

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Now let's meet the contestants.

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Hello, I'm Calista Croak.

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I can't get enough of keeping fit.

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I'm Karl. If there's one thing I like, it's nuts.

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I'm nuts about nuts.

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My name's B1N - the world's first robot dustbin.

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I love rubbish.

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I'm Charles Cheese - I've perfected the art of cheese sculpture.

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Hello, I'm Mr Biscuits.

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I own the largest collection of biscuits in the world.

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Let's play the marvellous missing word round.

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See if you can tell me which word is missing from this song.

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Ten green bottles standing on a...?

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-B1N!

-Um... Bicycle!

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Did I say bicycle? I do talk rubbish.

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-Calista Croak.

-They shouldn't be standing at all.

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They should be keeping fit like this.

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Up, down, one, two.

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And relax.

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-You don't know, do you?

-I haven't got a clue.

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-Mr Biscuits.

-It's ten green bottles standing on a wall.

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Yes, you're right. One point to you, Mr Biscuits.

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The end of round one.

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Round two is the picture round.

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Take a look at this picture and tell me what it is.

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Charles Cheese.

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It's a loaf of bread.

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One of those long ones you can spread soft cheese on.

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I love those. I put cucumbers on them. Very healthy.

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No...

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Mr Biscuits.

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It's a thing for pushing buttons or doorbells.

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I can give you a clue. It rhymes with drum.

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-B1N.

-Searching memory bank for words that rhyme with drum.

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Have to hurry you, I'm afraid.

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..Breaking down...!

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-Calista Croak.

-It's like a finger, isn't it?

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Very close, Calista.

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-It's a thumb.

-Correct! It's a thumb.

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That's a point. Well done.

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Now, round three - our numbers round.

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Fingers on buzzers, and here we go.

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If there are five elephants in a room,

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and four of them walk away - what do you have left?

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Mr Biscuits.

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A lot more room!

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Sorry, that isn't the answer.

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How disappointing.

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-B1N.

-If there are five elephants in a room,

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and four leave, that's five take away four, which is one.

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You have exactly one elephant in the room.

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Well done, B1N.

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It's one point to you.

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On we go to our sound round.

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You listen to a sound and buzz and tell me what it is.

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Fingers on buzzers, and here we go.

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DUCKS QUACK

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-Calista Croak.

-Squeaky shoes on a shiny floor.

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Good guess, but that's not what it is.

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-Mr Biscuits.

-It sounds like someone cleaning a window with a cloth.

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Sorry, no, but I can give you a clue.

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It's an animal with a beak and feathers.

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-B1N.

-It's a cow at a fancy dress party dressed as a duck!

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No, not dressed as a duck.

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-Karl.

-If he's not dressed as a duck, then it must be a duck!

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It was a duck quacking, so it's one point to you.

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Our final round,

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the general knowledge round, so fingers on buzzers.

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A shape with three sides is called a what?

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-Mr Biscuits.

-A three-sided shape.

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Yes, I suppose so, but it is called something else. One word.

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-Charles Cheese.

-Is it cheese?

-No.

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I thought not. You never ask about cheese.

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I'll try and do a question about cheese soon, but right now,

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I want to know what you call a shape with three sides.

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Calista Croak.

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I need to jump up and down to get this.

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It's called a triangle.

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Well done, Calista. A point to you,

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so it's the end of the show. Let's look at the final score.

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We have a winner! It's Calista Croak with two points.

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Your prize is a lovely cucumber sandwich.

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Oh, it's just what I wanted.

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That brings us to the end of another show.

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See you next time on Buzz And Tell!

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Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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E-mail [email protected]

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Comedy panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants laughably attempt to win points by answering simple questions. The rounds include a picture round, a sound round, a numbers round and general knowledge round. The winners receive extraordinarily silly prizes.

Contestants include keep-fit frog Callista Croak, nut expert Karl the chinchilla, pedal-bin robot B1N, a mouse called Charles Cheese and Mr Biscuits, whose species is unknown.


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