Episode 34 Buzz and Tell

Yes, it's Buzz And Tell, the squishiest and squashiest quiz on TV.

APPLAUSE

Featuring your squeezable host...

Walter Flipstick!

Hello, and welcome to Buzz And Tell.

Let's meet the contestants today. We have...

I'm the let's-get-out-there- and-get-fit Calista Croak.

Hi, I'm the nut-loving, nut-munching, nutty Karl.

Hello, my name is B1N and I'm a robot rubbish bin.

I'm the charming and cheesy Charles Cheese, who loves cheese!

I'm Mr Biscuits and I just love biscuits.

So let's get going. This is our missing words round.

Now, what's the missing word?

In summer, a tree is covered in...what?

BUZZ! Mr Biscuits.

Snow.

No, not in summer, Mr Biscuits.

BUZZ! B1N.

Broccoli. No? Oh...burnt toast. No? I'm sorry,

I'm talking rubbish again. Erm, let me think... Spaghetti?

No, not spaghetti.

Me, please, Mr Walter. I know this. Me, please.

-Buzzer, Karl.

-Oh, sorry, I forgot.

BUZZ! Karl

-Nuts.

-It is actually a very good answer, Karl.

But it's not the answer I'm looking for. Some trees do have nuts

but what are most trees covered in?

BUZZ! Charles Cheese.

-Cheese.

-No.

BUZZ! Mr Biscuits.

Biscuits.

No.

BUZZ! B1N.

I know, Mr Flipstick.

In summer, trees are covered in le-le-leaves.

The answer on my card was leaves

so one point to B1N.

Onto our picture round. You'll see a picture

and you have to buzz and tell me what it is.

Take a look at this.

What is it?

Me, me, me, please, Mr Walter.

-Try the buzzer, Karl.

-Oh, right. Yes.

BUZZ! Karl.

It's a... It's a... I can't remember.

Does anyone know what this is?

BUZZ! Charles Cheese.

It's a very tall party hat.

No, sorry.

BUZZ! Mr Biscuits.

Did someone drop their ice-cream cone?

No, Mr Biscuits, but it is some sort of cone.

BUZZ! B1N.

It's an old cereal cone. No, that's rubbish.

It's an out-of-date yogurt cone.

I think you may be overheating, B1N. Switch off and cool down.

All right.

BUZZ! Mr Biscuits.

It's a traffic cone, Mr Flipstick.

It certainly is, Mr Biscuits. One point to you.

And now onto our numbers round.

Time to wake up, B1N. If I had four eggs

and I dropped one of them, what would I be left with?

BUZZ! Karl.

-I remembered to buzz, Mr Walter.

-Yes.

-What's your answer?

-What's your question?

If I had four eggs and I dropped one of them, what would I be left with?

BUZZ! Charles Cheese.

A really big mess to clean up.

A bit of a mess, but it's not the answer I'm looking for.

BUZZ! Calista Croak.

You could get some exercise cleaning up the mess.

I'll keep that in mind.

BUZZ! B1N.

HE BABBLES

Four eggs, take away one,

because you dropped it

means you're left with a B.

Ooh, no. That was total rubbish, wasn't it?

BUZZ! Charles Cheese.

Three. You're left with three eggs.

Three. Yes, indeed.

4 - 1 = 3

That's the correct answer. One point to Charles Cheese.

It's our final round. Listen to this sound and buzz

and tell me what it is.

LAUGHTER

BUZZ! Charles Cheese.

Is it someone hiccupping?

-No.

-Me, me. I know this.

Buzzer, Karl.

Oh, sorry. Yes.

BUZZ! Karl.

Someone crying.

No, sorry.

BUZZ! Calista Croak.

No, it's a happy sound.

It is, Miss Croak, but what happy sound is it?

Someone laughing. Hee-hee!

Correct, Miss Croak. Someone laughing.

One point to you.

Now let's look at the final scores.

Oh, and we have four contestants on one point each.

Ooh. Time for a tie-breaker. Fingers on buzzers.

What does a tadpole grow into?

BUZZ! Calista Croak.

A frog.

Amazing. How did you get that? Today's winner is Calista Croak.

Hooray! Hooray!

And your special prize is a ladder to get you down.

See you all next time on Buzz And Tell.

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