Episode 35 Buzz and Tell


Episode 35

Panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants include keep-fit frog Callista Croak and nut expert Karl the chinchilla.


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'It's Buzz & Tell, the fizziest and frothiest quiz on TV!'

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CHEERING

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'Featuring your bubbly host, Walter Flipstick!'

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CHEERING

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Hello and welcome to Buzz & Tell.

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I'm the one with the questions, so let's meet the ones

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with the answers.

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I'm Calista Croak, and I can't get enough of keeping fit!

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I am Karl, and I can't get enough of nuts.

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I'm B1N, and I can't get enough rubbish.

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I'm Charles Cheese, and I can't get enough cheese.

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I'm Mr Biscuits, and I can't get enough biscuits.

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Thank you, everyone. Fingers on buzzers.

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This is our Missing Words round.

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Now, buzz and tell me what's the missing word.

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Bees give us... What?

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'Charles Cheese.'

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The creeps!

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Bees don't give us the creeps, Charles!

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They do when you're MY size!

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'Mr Biscuits.'

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Bees give us a headache.

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I don't think so, Mr Biscuits.

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They do, Mr Flipstick. All that buzzing gives me a headache.

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Me, me, me! Please, Mr Walter! Me!

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-Buzzer, Karl.

-Oh, yes!

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'Karl.'

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Um...nuts.

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No, Karl! Bees don't give us nuts.

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'B1N.'

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Wool.

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No, a sheep gives us wool, B1N.

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'Calista Croak.'

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Exercise.

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-In what way?

-When bees come near,

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you see people wave their arms around to get rid of them.

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Perhaps, but it's not the right answer.

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Are you sure, honey?

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'Charles Cheese.'

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-That's it!

-What's it?

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The answer! Honey - she said "honey"!

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Yes, the correct answer! One point to you, Charles Cheese.

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Bees give us honey.

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Now for our Picture Round. You will see a picture of something

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and you have to buzz and tell me what it is. Take a look at this.

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What is it?

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Me, me, me! Please, Mr Walter! Me!

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-Buzzer, Karl.

-Sorry, Mr Walter!

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'Karl.'

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It's a long green thing, Mr Walter.

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Yes, but what's it called?

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-Colin?

-No. Anyone?

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'Charles Cheese.'

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It's a green sausage.

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-No.

-'B1N.'

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It's... It's, it's, it's...a vegetable.

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Yes, it is, B1N, but what vegetable is it?

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It's a pickled rolling pin.

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Oh, that's rubbish.

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Yes, it certainly was, B1N, it's not a pickled rolling pin.

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'Karl.'

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It's a Walter, Mr Cucumber.

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I think you mean "cucumber, Mr Walter",

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and you would be correct! It's a cucumber! One point to you.

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Now on to our Numbers Round.

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There were four people on the bus and one got off.

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How many people are left on the bus?

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'Karl.'

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Was it a big bus or a little bus, Mr Walter?

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I'm not sure that matters.

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I just want to know how many were left on the bus.

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'B1N.'

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Um, oh, 3½ squillion.

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Ow! Oh, that was a really rubbish answer.

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I meant to say three.

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And you'd be correct, B1N. Four people on the bus,

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one gets off, and that leaves three. One point to you, B1N.

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Now it's time for our Final Round. Listen to this sound,

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then buzz and tell me what it is.

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MOTORBIKE GOING PAST

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'Charles Cheese.'

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Ooh, is it some sort of monster?

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No, not a monster.

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'Calista Croak.'

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It's an elephant with a sore throat.

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No.

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'B1N.'

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Ah, it's a... It's a crocodile...

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a hippopotamus, a dinosaur and a dragon,

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all very annoyed at something.

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I hope they're not annoyed with ME!

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Not a crocodile, a hippopotamus, a dinosaur and a dragon,

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-and they're not annoyed with anyone, Mr Biscuits.

-Oh, that's a relief!

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What is this sound? I'll give you a clue -

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you can ride on it and it only has two wheels.

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MOTORBIKE GOING PAST

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'Calista Croak.'

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I wouldn't ride on ANYTHING that sounds as scary as that!

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-I know this!

-Buzzer, Karl.

-Oh, sorry.

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'Karl.'

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It's a motorbike!

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Correct, a motorbike going past. One point to you.

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That was our last round

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so let's look at the scores.

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That means today's winner is...

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Karl, with two points!

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-CHEERING

-Wa-hey!

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Your prize is some nutty bubble bath!

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That brings us to the end of another bubbly, frothy Buzz & Tell.

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See you next time on your favourite quiz show, Buzz & Tell.

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Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd.

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E-mail [email protected]

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Comedy panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants laughably attempt to win points by answering simple questions. The rounds include a picture round, a sound round, a numbers round and general knowledge round. The winners receive extraordinarily silly prizes.

Contestants include keep-fit frog Callista Croak, nut expert Karl the chinchilla, pedal-bin robot B1N, a mouse called Charles Cheese and Mr Biscuits, whose species is unknown.


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