Episode 36 Buzz and Tell

Yes, it's the greatest quiz in the world, Buzz And Tell.

AUDIENCE CHEER

The greatest quiz in the world needs the greatest host in the world -

Walter Flipstick!

Hello and welcome to the show that buzzes and tells, tells and buzzes.

It's Buzz And Tell.

Now, let's meet the contestants.

Hello, everyone. I'm Calista Croak

and I'm learning to hop as high as a house.

I am Karl and I am learning to buzz before I tell.

My name is B1n, the robot made from a bin.

I'm Charles Cheese and I'm learning to say, "Cheesy easy-weasy!"

My name is Mr Biscuits and I'm learning about biscuit astronomy.

Fingers on buzzers, everyone. The first round is a Missing Word Round.

What's the missing word in this sentence? -

"Monkeys love to climb..."

-Charles Cheese!

-Mountains.

No, Charles.

Mr Biscuits!

Into bed.

Well, I'm sure they do, but not before

they've climbed a lot of these.

Please, please, please, Mr Walter! I know this.

Buzzer, Karl, remember?

Oh, yes, sorry , Mr Walter.

-Karl!

-I just need to remember the answer... Oops.

B1n!

ROBOTIC WHIRRING

Monkeys like to climb...

ROBOTIC WHIRRING

..onions! Ow, I'm sorry, total rubbish.

Calista Croak!

It's trees. Monkeys like to climb trees.

Monkeys love to climb trees. You get a point.

APPLAUSE

Let's move on to our Picture Round.

Take a look at this and buzz and tell me what it is.

Oh, yes, I know this, please!

You're going to have to buzz, Karl.

So sorry, Mr Walter.

-Karl!

-I like this buzzer!

I remember the answer, as well.

It's a frying pan.

No.

-Calista Croak!

-It's a man with a long neck and a small head.

-No.

Mr Biscuits!

-It's a lady with a long neck and a small head.

-No.

-B1n!

-It's a bag of old onions. Oh, no, that was total rubbish.

Erm, here's a clue.

It has strings.

Charles Cheese!

I know! It's a guitar, Mr Flipstick.

Brilliant, have a point!

Now, our Numbers Round.

If a house had two rooms downstairs

and two rooms upstairs, what would there be?

Charles Cheese!

A big house. That's a lot of rooms.

The answer is not "a big house", Charles.

Remember, there are two rooms upstairs and two rooms downstairs.

How many rooms? Try and work it out.

A work-out? Brilliant!

Thank you! There will be time for a work-out after the show.

Now, does anyone know this?

-Mr Biscuits!

-This sounds like your house,

-Mr Flipstick.

-It's not my house. It could be anybody's house.

Mr Walter, I know this. Plea-ea-se.

Well, then, you'd better buzz, Karl.

Oh, yes.

-Karl!

-A tree house, with a big nut cupboard.

No.

I'm looking for the number of rooms,

if there are two downstairs and two upstairs.

B1n!

ROBOTIC WHIRRING

Two rooms downstairs and two rooms upstairs is,

-eh, onions.

-No.

Salad cream. Light bulb.

Oh, dear. Four rooms!

It is four rooms, B1n.

Well done, you got there in the end. One point to you.

Well, that brings us to our Sound Round.

Listen to this and buzz and tell me

what you think it is.

CAR STARTS UP AND DRIVES OFF

Mr Biscuits!

A big man chuckling.

Calista Croak!

It's a dog, coughing.

Do dogs cough?

Probably. Can I have a point?

No, Calista, listen again.

CAR STARTS UP AND DRIVES OFF

-B1n!

-It's the sound of an old hairbrush,

with some onions and salad cream.

You might need a rest, B1n.

I think you're right. Zzzgrr.

-Charles Cheese!

-Is it a car, Mr Flipstick?

Yes, Charles, it is! That was the sound of a car starting.

One point to you!

Well, that was our last round,

-so now let's look at the scores.

-DRUM ROLL

Our winner is...Charles Cheese,

-with two points!

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

And your special prize is a toy car!

He-he-he! He-he! Bye, everybody! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Well, that brings us to the end of another show!

See you next time on Buzz And Tell!

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