Episode 37 Buzz and Tell


Episode 37

Panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants include keep-fit frog Callista Croak and nut expert Karl the chinchilla.


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It's time for the show that gets you buzzing with excitement -

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Buzz & Tell!

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And here's your marvellous quizmaster, Walter Flipstick.

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Yes, indeed, and welcome, one and all, to the show.

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It's my pleasure to introduce you to the contestants on Buzz & Tell.

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I'm Calista Croak and I've just done my daily exercises - 500 hops!

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But I'm ready to do some more!

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It's me, Karl. I collect nuts. It's so much fun!

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I'm B1N. The robot for rubbish.

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I'm Charles Cheese. And no-one likes cheese as much as I do.

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I'm Mr Biscuits. I've nothing to add, really.

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But if anybody's found a chocolate biscuit, it's mine.

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So let's get straight into the first round, our missing word round.

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Fingers on buzzers. What's the missing word in this rhyme?

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This little piggy went to...

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BUZZ

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-The park for some fresh air.

-Nice try, but not right.

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-Mr Walter?

-Buzzer, Karl.

-Oh, yes.

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BUZZ

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This little piggy went to see another little piggy

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-because he felt like a chat.

-No. Here's a clue.

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You can buy lots of things in this place.

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BUZZ

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-A shop.

-Good guess, Calista, but not the answer.

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BUZZ

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It's not a shop, so I will take a guess that it's a market.

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And you would be right, Mr Biscuits. This little piggy went to market.

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That's a point to you. Let's go straight into the next round,

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our picture round. Take a look at this

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and buzz and tell me what it is.

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BUZZ

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-It's a lump of cheese with lots of holes in it.

-No.

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BUZZ

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Wobbly jelly.

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Wait, I have it! It's a piece of the moon.

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No, B1N, it's not a piece of the moon. Does anyone know what this is?

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BUZZ

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I like to have a bath,

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and this is something I use in my bathroom. Is it a lump of soap?

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So close, Calista, but I'm sorry, it's not.

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BUZZ

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Then it has to be a sponge.

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Yes, it's a bath sponge. Well done, Charles. That's one point to you.

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Here we go to our numbers round.

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Fingers on buzzers. If you have two flowers in a garden

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and three more grow next to them, what do you have?

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-Mr Biscuits.

-A good sneeze.

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-What?

-Flowers always make me sneeze.

-It's a numbers question.

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Two flowers in a garden and three more grow next to them.

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How many flowers are there?

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BUZZ

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Ah, let me see if I can work this one out.

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Two flowers and three grow next to them. Two and three is...

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-Ding-dong doorbell! No, no, no. That's it - five!

-Well done, B1N.

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Two added to three is five. You get point.

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Now we go to our sound round. The round where we listen to a sound

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and see if we can tell what it is. Fingers on buzzers. Listen to this.

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CLUCKING

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BUZZ

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-That's someone rubbing a balloon.

-No.

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-B1N.

-Ah, yes. A sparrow who's scared of heights.

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-Or an ostrich.

-No.

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-I know, Mr Walter. I know this.

-Buzzer, Karl.

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Oh, yes.

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-Karl!

-It's a chicken.

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Yes, Karl! It's a chicken clucking. Well done. That's a point to you.

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Let's go to our final round.

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So get ready, fingers on buzzers and listen carefully.

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Are tomatoes red or blue?

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BUZZ

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I think they would be blue if they got very cold.

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I go a bit blue when I'm cold.

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Well, Mr Biscuits, all you have to do is jump up and down.

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That's a good way to warm up. You'll be glowing red after that.

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Yes, but tomatoes can't run to warm up, Calista.

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-HE YAWNS

-Has everyone forgotten the question?

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-What question?

-Are tomatoes red or blue?

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-Mr Biscuits!

-Tomato sauce is a lovely red colour,

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which I imagine means tomatoes are the same colour - red!

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Yes! Correct, Mr Biscuits. Tomatoes are red, so that's a point to you.

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That's brings us to the end of the show,

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so let's look at the final scores.

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So our winner this week is Mr Biscuits, with two points.

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Your prize is a great big tomato!

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Oh, lovely. Thank you.

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My pleasure. That brings us to the end of another show.

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See you next time on Buzz & Tell!

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Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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E-mail [email protected]

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Comedy panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants laughably attempt to win points by answering simple questions. The rounds include a picture round, a sound round, a numbers round and general knowledge round. The winners receive extraordinarily silly prizes.

Contestants include keep-fit frog Callista Croak, nut expert Karl the chinchilla, pedal-bin robot B1N, a mouse called Charles Cheese and Mr Biscuits, whose species is unknown.


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