Episode 38 Buzz and Tell


Episode 38

Panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants include keep-fit frog Callista Croak and nut expert Karl the chinchilla.


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Yes, it's Buzz & Tell, the cuddliest and cosiest quiz on TV.

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CHEERING

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Featuring your huggable host Walter Flipstick!

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Hello and welcome to Buzz & Tell,

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the quiz show that's as nice as eating broccoli.

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Let's meet our contestants today. We have...

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I'm Calista Croak and I'm feeling bouncy today!

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I am Karl and I am feeling naughty today! Yippee!

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I'm B1N and I'm full of rubbish and feeling like a bin today.

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Zing-ah!

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I'm Charles cheese and I'm feeling particularly cheesy today!

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I'm Mr Biscuits and I'm feeling crunchy and munchy today.

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I'm sure you're all sitting like coiled springs,

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ready to spring into action like a spring.

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Fingers on buzzers, this is our missing words round.

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Now Buzz & Tell me what's the missing word.

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Cars and lorries drive on the what?

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BUZZ! Charles Cheese!

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Moon!

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-No.

-BUZZ!

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-B1N.

-Egg shells, no, um...

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Porridge. No, sorry.

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Um... I'm talking rubbish.

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Ah, grass!

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None of those, B1N.

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What is it they drive on, anyone?

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BUZZ! Calista Croak.

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Um, something bumpy.

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It can be bumpy, Calista,

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but I do need to know what it is the car is driving on.

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Me, me, me! Mr Walter, please, me!

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-Buzz, Karl.

-Oh, yes.

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BUZZ! Karl.

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On the carpet.

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No, Karl. Toy ones, maybe.

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Anyone else have the answer? Real cars and lorries drive on the...?

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BUZZ! Mr Biscuits.

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Um, ro... Ro-ro...

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Roast beef!

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No!

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BUZZ! Charles Cheese.

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Pavement?

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No, Charles, but it does sit next to the pavement.

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-Bus shelter.

-No, Charles. You have to be very careful when crossing it.

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The road! It must be the road!

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That's correct, Charles, one point to Charles Cheese.

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Now for our picture round.

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You see a picture and Buzz & Tell me what it is. Take a look.

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What is it?

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Me, me, me! Please, Mr Walter.

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-Buzzer, Karl, remember?

-Oh, sorry, Mr Walter.

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BUZZ! Karl.

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It's a...white thing.

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Yes, but that's not quite enough information.

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-Anyone know what it is?

-BUZZ!

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B1N.

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It's, um... It's, um...

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It's... It's...

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It's a giant ice cream!

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Oh! A giant ice cream!

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ALL: Ooh!

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No, it's not a giant ice cream.

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ALL: Oh...

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-Well, it looks like an ice cream.

-BUZZ!

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Mr Biscuits.

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Is it very cold, Mr Flipstick?

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It certainly is, Mr Biscuits.

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I think it's a snowman.

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You're right! That's correct. One point to you, Mr Biscuits.

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And now on to our numbers round.

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If a person was laying on the beach

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and covered one of their legs in the sand,

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how many legs would you see?

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BUZZ! Charles Cheese.

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11!

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Um, no, Charles.

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BUZZ! Karl.

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I remembered to buzz, Mr Walter.

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You certainly did, Karl. How many legs would you see?

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-A snowman.

-That was the last round, Karl.

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Oh. Sorry.

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Legs, one buried in the sand, how many can you see?

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My legs are great at bouncing.

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Boing! Boing! Boing!

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Fascinating. Legs, one buried, how many?

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BUZZ! Mr Biscuits!

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It depends if you had two legs like me or a hundred like a centipede.

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If there were two legs, buried one in the sand,

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how many would you see?

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-TOGETHER: One!

-One!

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Correct answer.

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One point to each of you!

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Now it's time for our final round.

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Listen to this sound and then Buzz & Tell me what it is.

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Here's your sound.

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ICE-CREAM VAN JINGLE

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BUZZ! Charles Cheese.

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Oh! I know this!

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BUZZ! Calista Croak.

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-This sound makes me...

-BUZZ!

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-Mr Biscuits.

-Oh, I know!

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-BUZZ!

-No, me! I know!

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-BUZZ!

-Me, me, me! Please!

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-BUZZ!

-No, me!

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-BUZZING CONTINUES

-No, me! Me!

-Me, me!

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-It's...

-It's...

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-It's...

-B1N.

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It's the sound of an ice cream... Fire engine.

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Oh! Close, but no.

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BUZZ! Charles Cheese!

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It's the sound of an ice-cream van!

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CHEERING

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You are correct, Charles Cheese.

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It is indeed the sound of an ice-cream van.

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That means you get one point.

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And...that means you're today's winner!

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Congratulations, Charles Cheese!

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I won! I won! Yippee!

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Your special prize, Charles Cheese, is...

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some special cheese-flavoured ice cream!

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Oh, wow!

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TOGETHER: Yuk!

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Well, that brings us to the end of another Buzz & Tell,

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see you next time! Goodbye!

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Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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E-mail [email protected]

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Comedy panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants laughably attempt to win points by answering simple questions. The rounds include a picture round, a sound round, a numbers round and general knowledge round. The winners receive extraordinarily silly prizes.

Contestants include keep-fit frog Callista Croak, nut expert Karl the chinchilla, pedal-bin robot B1N, a mouse called Charles Cheese and Mr Biscuits, whose species is unknown.


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