Episode 39 Buzz and Tell


Episode 39

Panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. The contestants include keep-fit frog Callista Croak and nut expert Karl the chinchilla.


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It's Buzz and Tell, the busiest, fuzziest quiz on the telly.

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CHEERING

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And here's your host, the man with the facts at his flipper tips,

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Walter Flipstick!

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Hello and welcome to Buzz and Tell.

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I'm the one with the questions,

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let's meet the ones with the answers.

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I'm Calista Croak and I'm learning to exercise in my sleep.

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My name is Karl

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and I'm learning to find nuts which I buried a long time ago.

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My name is B1N, I'm learning to be a highly intelligent

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electronic life form made from a bin.

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I'm Charles Cheese and I'm learning there's more to life than cheese,

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like...more cheese!

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Hello, my name is Mr Biscuits

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and I'm learning about biscuit geography.

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CHEERING

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Those are our contestants. Aren't they lovely? Fingers on buzzers.

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The first round is missing words,

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what's the missing word in this sentence - trains run on a ...?

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BUZZ! Calista Croak!

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-Healthy diet and lots of exercise?

-No.

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Mr Walter, please, I know this, please.

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-Great, then use your buzzer, please.

-Oh, yes, sorry!

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BUZZ! Karl!

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Oh, I forgot.

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Sorry to hear that.

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Can anyone else spot the missing word? Trains run on...

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And on, and on, and on. Trains do run on for a very long time.

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Yes, but I'm thinking about what a train's wheels run along on.

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BUZZ! B1N!

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Ah, yes, trains run on a piece of toast and a hairgrip.

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-No.

-BUZZ!

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Mr Biscuits.

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Trains have wheels. Lots of them, and they run on a track.

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Precisely, Mr Biscuits. The missing word was track. One point to you.

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Let's move onto our picture round.

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Take a look at this and buzz and tell me what it is.

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BUZZ! Charles Cheese!

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-A doughnut!

-No.

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BUZZ! Calista Croak!

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-It's a wheel.

-Eh, no,

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I'll give you a clue. This can help you swim.

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BUZZ! B1N!

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Ah, eh, zzzz, ah, errr. It's an old toothbrush.

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You're full of rubbish today, B1N.

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BUZZ! Calista Croak!

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It's a rubber ring for swimming.

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Fantastic! It is a rubber ring, Calista. One point to you.

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OK, let's move onto our numbers round. There are two baby birds

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in a nest and another hatches. What is there?

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BUZZ! Mr Biscuits!

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-Cracked eggs.

-No, I mean how many birds are there in total?

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BUZZ! Karl!

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58.

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-Is that a guess?

-Yes. But I did buzz and tell, which makes me happy.

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BUZZ! B1N!

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I'm good with numbers. I'm not likely to say anything silly,

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it's two birds added to one bird which is...teabag!

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Oh, no.

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No, it's not, it's...nuh, nuh,

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three birds! Ha-ha! Uhhh...got it!

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You did get it! Well done, B1N. One point to you.

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That brings us to our sound round.

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Listen and buzz and tell me what you think it is.

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Arh, arh, arh!

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BUZZ! Mr Biscuits!

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A lady singing.

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No, it's not a lady, it's actually an animal.

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BUZZ! Charles Cheese!

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An animal singing!

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You could say it's singing, but what animal is it?

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BUZZ! Karl!

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He's an excited animal.

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Hey, and so am I because I remembered to buzz. Yippee!

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It does sound excited, but what is it? Listen again.

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Ooh, ohh, arh, arh!

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BUZZ! B1N!

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Ah, orange peel? No, fruit juice carton? Ah! No, argh!

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Monkey, monkey, it's a monkey, Mr Flipstick!

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Well done, B1N! That's the right answer, that's a point to you.

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Which brings us to the end of the show

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and let's look at the final scores.

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And our winner is... B1N with two points!

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Oh, my word!

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Ah, oh! Err! Blah!

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Oh, dear, I feel a bit funny inside.

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I've never felt like this before. Ah-ha-ha!

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I think you're excited, B1N!

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You'll be even more excited when you see your special prize!

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-A mountain climbing holiday.

-I've never climbed a mountain before.

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I've never climbed anything. I'm made from a bin.

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I'm sure we'll figure something out.

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That's all we've got time for today. Wasn't it exciting?

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See you next time on Buzz and Tell!

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Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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E-mail [email protected]

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Comedy panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants laughably attempt to win points by answering simple questions. The rounds include a picture round, a sound round, a numbers round and general knowledge round. The winners receive extraordinarily silly prizes.

Contestants include keep-fit frog Callista Croak, nut expert Karl the chinchilla, pedal-bin robot B1N, a mouse called Charles Cheese and Mr Biscuits, whose species is unknown.


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