Episode 40 Buzz and Tell


Episode 40

Panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. The contestants include keep-fit frog Callista Croak and nut expert Karl the chinchilla.


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Welcome to another rib-tickling roller coaster ride of a quiz

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we call Buzz & Tell!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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And here's your host, Walter Flipstick!

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Hello, everyone. Yes, it's Buzz & Tell.

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I'm so glad you could join us.

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Now let's straight away meet the contestants.

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I'm Calista Croak, and I'm learning to do

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non-stop hopping for a day!

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My name is Karl, and I am learning to turn a nut

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into a musical instrument.

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My name is B1N, and I'm learning to say the right things

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at the right time, like mashed potatoes.

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Oh, dear, that's not a good start.

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I'm Charles Cheese, and I'm learning

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that cheese rhymes with knees.

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I'm Mr Biscuits, and I'm learning that biscuits

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rhymes with nothing, really.

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Well, those are our contestants,

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who've all got something interesting to say. Fingers on buzzers.

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The first round is missing words.

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What's the missing word in this sentence?

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"Sheep go baa, and cows go..."

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Mr Biscuits!

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Shopping!

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-No.

-Me, please, Mr Walter! I think I know this.

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Good, but you need to buzz first, Karl.

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Oh, yes. So I do.

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-Karl!

-Yes, Karl?

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I've forgotten.

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I'll remind everybody. What's the missing word in,

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"Sheep go baa, and cows go...?"

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Calista Croak!

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Out to the park to get some lovely exercise!

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Come on, everyone, let's exercise like a cow!

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I'm not sure what cows do to exercise.

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Me neither, actually. Anyway, that's not right. I'm thinking of a noise.

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B1N!

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Um...noise...Mr Flipstick?

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The noise a cow makes.

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Oh, yes. Silly me. Sheep go "baa!" Cows go "sweet wrapper!"

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No...tin can. Ngghh! Oh, dear. Oh, I'm afraid that's just rubbish.

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Charles Cheese!

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I know this. Sheep go "baa!" Cows go...

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-AS COW:

-.."moo!"

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My word! How do you do that?

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Um, I don't know, but I've always been able to.

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-AS COW:

-Moo!

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Well, you're right. Cows do indeed go...

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-AS COW:

-Moo!

-Thank you, Charles.

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That's a point to you.

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Let's move on to our picture round. Look at this picture

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and buzz and tell me what it is.

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Calista Croak!

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A tiny piano.

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No.

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B1N!

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Let me think. This must be an old sock. No, a fish head.

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I'm sorry. That's total rubbish again.

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Karl!

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A big smile.

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Er, no.

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No, Mr Flipstick.

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I mean, I have a big smile because I remembered to buzz.

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-Ah, so what's the picture, then, Karl?

-I've no idea.

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A clue. You use this

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to make your hair smart, like mine.

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Mr Biscuits!

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It's a comb, Mr Flipstick, and, yes, your hair is very smart.

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Thank you. You answered the question correctly.

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It's a comb. A point to you,

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Mr Biscuits.

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OK, on to our numbers rounds. How many wheels does a bicycle have?

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Karl!

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121.

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Absolutely not.

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Sorry. I confused. That's how many nuts I have in my nut collection.

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Mr Biscuits!

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Is it one?

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No.

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B1N!

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350 and a dog chew.

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No. Think of a bicycle. How many wheels has it?

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Calista Croak!

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Bicycles are great for doing exercise

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and they have two wonderful wheels.

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That's right, Calista. A bicycle does have two wheels.

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That's a point to you.

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Now we come to our sound round. Listen to this

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and buzz and tell me what it is.

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WIND BLOWS

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Mr Biscuits!

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A bad whistler.

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Sorry. That's not right.

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Charles Cheese!

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-A good whistler.

-Again, not right.

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B1N!

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Um...is it a...a bottle?

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No. Think of something to do with nature.

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Oh, um...a tree.

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No, but trees do get blown around by this.

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Oh, please, Mr Walter!

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Buzz, Karl!

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-Karl!

-A monkey with a trumpet.

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No.

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Calista Croak!

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Trees get blown around by the wind. Is it the wind howling?

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That's right, Calista. It is the sound

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of the wind howling.

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One point to you.

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End of the show. Our winner with two points is...

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-Calista Croak!

-Wow! Brilliant!

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Indeed it is. And your special prize is an exercise bike.

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Whee!

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Well, thanks for watching

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and join us next time for a crazy edition of Buzz And Tell! Goodbye.

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Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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Comedy panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants laughably attempt to win points by answering simple questions. The rounds include a picture round, a sound round, a numbers round and general knowledge round. The winners receive extraordinarily silly prizes.

Contestants include keep-fit frog Callista Croak, nut expert Karl the chinchilla, pedal-bin robot B1N, a mouse called Charles Cheese and Mr Biscuits, whose species is unknown.


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