Episode 41 Buzz and Tell


Episode 41

Panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. The contestants include nut expert Karl the chinchilla and B1N, a robot made from a pedal bin.


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Yes, it's Buzz And Tell -

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the quaintest and quirkiest quiz on TV...

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CHEERING, APPLAUSE

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..featuring your quality question master Walter Flipstick!

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CHEERING, APPLAUSE

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Hello and welcome to Buzz And Tell.

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Now let's straight away meet the contestants.

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I'm Calista Croak, and I'm your expert in keeping fit.

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Hi, I'm Karl, and I am your expert on nuts.

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I'm B1N, and I'm your expert on rubbish.

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Ah! Cos I'm a bin. Ah, no! I mean a robot!

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I'm Charles Cheese, and I'm your expert on cheese.

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Hello. I'm Mr Biscuits, and I'm your expert on biscuits.

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I'm sure you're the experts in answering questions

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so let's get started. Fingers on buzzers.

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This is our missing word round.

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Buzz and tell me the missing word. Cows and sheep mainly eat what?

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-BUZZER Charles Cheese!

-Cheese!

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-No.

-Me, me, me, Mr Walter, please! Me!

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Buzz and tell, Karl, buzz and tell.

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B-B-But... Oh, yes.

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BUZZER Karl!

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Em...cows and sheep eat...nuts!

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No. What is it that grows in the fields?

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-BUZZER Charles Cheese!

-Buttercups.

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-And?

-Dandelions.

-And?

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BUZZER Mr Biscuits.

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Grass, Mr Flipstick.

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-Grass is the correct answer, yes.

-APPLAUSE

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One point to you, Mr Biscuits.

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Now for our picture round. You're going to see a picture of something

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and you have to tell me what it is. Take a look at this. What is it?

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-Me, me, me! Please, Mr Walter.

-Buzzer, Karl, buzzer.

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Oh, yes. Sorry.

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-BUZZER Karl.

-It's a beehive.

-No.

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BUZZER Charles Cheese.

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-It's an inflatable mountain.

-What?!

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If you're somewhere very flat and you want to climb a mountain

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or ski or something, then you just unpack your very own mountain

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and blow it up like a huge bouncy castle.

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That's just silly, Charles.

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BUZZER Calista Croak.

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It IS a bouncy castle! Bounce, bounce, bounce!

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Thank you, Calista. It's not a bouncy castle, I'm afraid.

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-BUZZER B1N.

-I-I-It's a house.

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Sort of, B1N. A house for...?

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Um...sleeping in.

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Yes, it certainly is, B1N. When would you sleep in this?

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-BUZZER Karl!

-At night, Mr Walter -

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unless you are a bat, a bushbaby or a badger.

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They sleep during the day.

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BUZZER Charles Cheese.

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It's not a mountain you carry with you,

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it's a house you carry with you.

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BUZZER B1N.

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Oh, that's right. It's a tent.

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Yes, a tent. I remembered!

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-Correct, B1N. One point to you!

-APPLAUSE

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And now, on to our numbers round.

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If three carol singers were singing outside your house

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and two more joined them, what would that make?

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-BUZZER Karl!

-Three.

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-No.

-Nine.

-No!

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-Three.

-No!

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BUZZER B1N.

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Ah, yes. Three carol singers plus two carol singers make, um...

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half a sausage sandwich. No, that's rubbish!

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BUZZER Charles Cheese.

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I'd say it was five.

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Three carol singers and two carol singers is five carol singers.

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Correct, Charles! Three and two is five.

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One point to you, Charles Cheese.

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Now it's time for our final round. It's our sound round.

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Listen to this sound and buzz and tell me what animal makes it.

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SQUEAKING

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BUZZER Charles Cheese.

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Is it a monkey squeaking?

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-No.

-A dog squeaking?

-No.

-A cat squeaking?

-No!

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BUZZER Mr Biscuits.

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Is it me eating a squeaky biscuit?

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No. Here's a clue. It's an animal

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and there's one of them in this room.

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Oh, me, me, me, please, Mr Walter.

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-Buzzer, Karl.

-Oh, sorry.

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-BUZZER Karl.

-A squeaking door.

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It's an animal, Karl, in this room.

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BUZZER Calista Croak.

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It's a walrus.

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A smaller animal.

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A small walrus.

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Does anyone know? Squeak-squeak, ee-ee-ee!

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Squeak, ee-ee!

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BUZZER B1N.

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Oh, eh, yes, yes. It's a house, speaking.

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No! Squeaking. A mouse, squeaking. Ha-ha!

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Absolutely correct, B1N. It's the squeak of a mouse.

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One point to you.

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Oh, I really should have got that one right.

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-Yes, you should, Charles, but never mind.

-Ee-ee-ee!

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Let's look at the scores, and today's winner is B1N!

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-CHEERING

-Oh, thank you!

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It's too much! I'm filling up.

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-And your special prize is...a new bin liner!

-Ooh-hoo! That'll help.

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Well, that brings us to the end of another show.

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See you next time on Buzz And Tell.

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Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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E-mail [email protected]

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Comedy panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants laughably attempt to win points by answering simple questions. The rounds include a picture round, a sound round, a numbers round and general knowledge round. The winners receive extraordinarily silly prizes.

Featuring keep-fit frog Callista Croak, nut expert Karl the chinchilla, pedal-bin robot B1N, a mouse called Charles Cheese and Mr Biscuits, whose species is unknown.


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