Episode 41 Buzz and Tell

Yes, it's Buzz And Tell -

the quaintest and quirkiest quiz on TV...

CHEERING, APPLAUSE

..featuring your quality question master Walter Flipstick!

CHEERING, APPLAUSE

Hello and welcome to Buzz And Tell.

Now let's straight away meet the contestants.

I'm Calista Croak, and I'm your expert in keeping fit.

Hi, I'm Karl, and I am your expert on nuts.

I'm B1N, and I'm your expert on rubbish.

Ah! Cos I'm a bin. Ah, no! I mean a robot!

I'm Charles Cheese, and I'm your expert on cheese.

Hello. I'm Mr Biscuits, and I'm your expert on biscuits.

I'm sure you're the experts in answering questions

so let's get started. Fingers on buzzers.

This is our missing word round.

Buzz and tell me the missing word. Cows and sheep mainly eat what?

-BUZZER Charles Cheese!

-Cheese!

-No.

-Me, me, me, Mr Walter, please! Me!

Buzz and tell, Karl, buzz and tell.

B-B-But... Oh, yes.

BUZZER Karl!

Em...cows and sheep eat...nuts!

No. What is it that grows in the fields?

-BUZZER Charles Cheese!

-Buttercups.

-And?

-Dandelions.

-And?

BUZZER Mr Biscuits.

Grass, Mr Flipstick.

-Grass is the correct answer, yes.

-APPLAUSE

One point to you, Mr Biscuits.

Now for our picture round. You're going to see a picture of something

and you have to tell me what it is. Take a look at this. What is it?

-Me, me, me! Please, Mr Walter.

-Buzzer, Karl, buzzer.

Oh, yes. Sorry.

-BUZZER Karl.

-It's a beehive.

-No.

BUZZER Charles Cheese.

-It's an inflatable mountain.

-What?!

If you're somewhere very flat and you want to climb a mountain

or ski or something, then you just unpack your very own mountain

and blow it up like a huge bouncy castle.

That's just silly, Charles.

BUZZER Calista Croak.

It IS a bouncy castle! Bounce, bounce, bounce!

Thank you, Calista. It's not a bouncy castle, I'm afraid.

-BUZZER B1N.

-I-I-It's a house.

Sort of, B1N. A house for...?

Um...sleeping in.

Yes, it certainly is, B1N. When would you sleep in this?

-BUZZER Karl!

-At night, Mr Walter -

unless you are a bat, a bushbaby or a badger.

They sleep during the day.

BUZZER Charles Cheese.

It's not a mountain you carry with you,

it's a house you carry with you.

BUZZER B1N.

Oh, that's right. It's a tent.

Yes, a tent. I remembered!

-Correct, B1N. One point to you!

-APPLAUSE

And now, on to our numbers round.

If three carol singers were singing outside your house

and two more joined them, what would that make?

-BUZZER Karl!

-Three.

-No.

-Nine.

-No!

-Three.

-No!

BUZZER B1N.

Ah, yes. Three carol singers plus two carol singers make, um...

half a sausage sandwich. No, that's rubbish!

BUZZER Charles Cheese.

I'd say it was five.

Three carol singers and two carol singers is five carol singers.

Correct, Charles! Three and two is five.

One point to you, Charles Cheese.

Now it's time for our final round. It's our sound round.

Listen to this sound and buzz and tell me what animal makes it.

SQUEAKING

BUZZER Charles Cheese.

Is it a monkey squeaking?

-No.

-A dog squeaking?

-No.

-A cat squeaking?

-No!

BUZZER Mr Biscuits.

Is it me eating a squeaky biscuit?

No. Here's a clue. It's an animal

and there's one of them in this room.

Oh, me, me, me, please, Mr Walter.

-Buzzer, Karl.

-Oh, sorry.

-BUZZER Karl.

-A squeaking door.

It's an animal, Karl, in this room.

BUZZER Calista Croak.

It's a walrus.

A smaller animal.

A small walrus.

Does anyone know? Squeak-squeak, ee-ee-ee!

Squeak, ee-ee!

BUZZER B1N.

Oh, eh, yes, yes. It's a house, speaking.

No! Squeaking. A mouse, squeaking. Ha-ha!

Absolutely correct, B1N. It's the squeak of a mouse.

One point to you.

Oh, I really should have got that one right.

-Yes, you should, Charles, but never mind.

-Ee-ee-ee!

Let's look at the scores, and today's winner is B1N!

-CHEERING

-Oh, thank you!

It's too much! I'm filling up.

-And your special prize is...a new bin liner!

-Ooh-hoo! That'll help.

Well, that brings us to the end of another show.

See you next time on Buzz And Tell.

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