Episode 43 Buzz and Tell


Episode 43

Panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. The contestants keep-fit frog Callista Croak and nut expert Karl the chinchilla.


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It's Buzz and Tell, the funniest quiz on TV!

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CHEERING

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Featuring your bright and beaming host, Walter Flipstick!

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Welcome to Buzz and Tell, the quiz show that shows

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how brilliant five minutes can be! Let's meet our contestants.

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I'm Calista Croak and I'm interested in keeping fit

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and jumping as high as I can.

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I am Karl and I am interested in lots.

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I am B1N and I am interested in rubbish!

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I'm Charles Cheese and I'm interested in cheese.

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Hello, I'm Mr Biscuits and I'm interested in biscuits.

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Thank you, everyone.

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Fingers on buzzers, this is our missing word round.

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Buzz and tell me what is missing... a boat floats on what?

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BUZZ! Mr Biscuits!

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-Air.

-No, not air, Mr Biscuits.

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BUZZ! Charles Cheese!

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-A pond?

-Good answer, Charles, but I need a bit more.

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-A lake?

-No, what is a lake full of?

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BUZZ! Mr Biscuits!

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-Fish!

-Yes! I mean, no.

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BUZZ! Charles Cheese!

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Water, Mr Flipstick! A boat floats on water.

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Correct, one point to you.

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And now for our picture round.

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You're going to see a picture of something

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and you have to buzz 'n' tell me what it is. Take a look.

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-What is it?

-Me, me, me, please, Mr Walter!

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-Try your buzzer, Karl.

-Yes!

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BUZZ! KARL!

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-It's a snake, Mr Walter.

-No, Karl, it's not a snake.

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BUZZ! CHARLES CHEESE!

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A giant's shoelace.

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No, have another look.

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BUZZ! B1N!

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Ah, yes, mmm...it's a very long piece of spaghetti.

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-No, it's not, B1N.

-BUZZ!

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-KARL!

-I buzzed, Mr Walter!

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You did, well done.

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It has the same name as my friend from South America. Jose!

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That's near enough for me, a hose, eh?

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Ha-ha, a hose. One point to you.

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Now onto our numbers round. If I had three snails

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crawling along the top of my wall and two fell off, what would I have?

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BUZZ! CHARLES CHEESE!

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-A slippery wall.

-Maybe it's wet.

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-Maybe it's icy.

-Maybe it's too smooth.

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You've got to sort it out, otherwise things could slip off.

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There's nothing wrong with my wall,

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the snails just fell off in the question.

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BUZZ! KARL!

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Did the snails hurt themselves?

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Uh, no. No, they didn't. It was a low wall.

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If there were three snails to begin with, and two fell off,

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very slowly and only fell about ten centimetres,

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then what would I have left?

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-Mr Walter!

-Buzzer, Karl.

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-Oh, yes!

-BUZZ!

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-KARL!

-Yes, Karl.

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-Where was the snail going?

-What snail?

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-The one that was left.

-Oh, how many did you say were left?

-Just one.

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One's the correct answer. One snail is left, one point to Karl!

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Now, our final round.

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Listen to this sound, buzz and tell me what it is.

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CHURCH BELLS RINGING

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BUZZ! MR BISCUITS!

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-SHOUTING:

-It's a very noisy tune.

-Yes, but what's making that tune?

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BUZZ! CALISTA CROAK!

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Whatever it is, someone needs to turn it down a bit!

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-My ears are ringing.

-Very good, Calista, you're very close.

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BUZZ! B1N!

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It's the sound a doughnut makes. That was rubbish. It's a telephone.

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-Telephone?

-Yes, the one that belongs to the giant who lost his shoelace.

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I know! Me, please.

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-Remember your buzzer, Karl.

-Oh, yes!

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BUZZ! KARL!

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Maybe he's phoning to find out if we know where his shoelace is.

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No, it won't be him because he's not real! What is this sound?

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CHURCH BELLS RINGING

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BUZZ! CALISTA CROAK!

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Is it someone celebrating something? A wedding, perhaps?

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A wedding, it could be.

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-Are you getting married, Mr Flipstick?

-No.

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But if I WAS, I would have these playing at my wedding.

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Bells! Church bells!

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Well done! You're correct, Miss Calista Croak.

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The sound of church bells. One point.

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And let's have a look at the final scores.

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Today's winner is...Karl!

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-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Your special prize is...

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a bell!

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DING!

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-(ECHOING)

-Thank you!

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That brings us to the end of another fantastic Buzz And Tell.

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Goodbye!

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Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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E-mail [email protected]

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Comedy panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants laughably attempt to win points by answering simple questions. The rounds include a picture round, a sound round, a numbers round and general knowledge round. The winners receive extraordinarily silly prizes.

Contestants include keep-fit frog Callista Croak, nut expert Karl the chinchilla, pedal-bin robot B1N, a mouse called Charles Cheese and Mr Biscuits, whose species is unknown.


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