Episode 44 Buzz and Tell


Episode 44

Panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. The contestants include keep-fit frog Callista Croak and nut expert Karl the chinchilla.


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'Open your eyes and pin back your ears

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'for another earth-shatteringly exciting edition of Buzz & Tell!'

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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'And here's the man in the chair with a lip topped with hair -

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'Walter Flipstick!' CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Oh, I say! What an introduction!

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Now, on with the show! It's time to meet the contestants.

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I'm Calista Croak and I'm learning to hop to the moon!

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BOING!

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My name is Karl and I'm learning to sing a song about nuts.

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My name is B1N. I'm learning that being a robot bin can be good.

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Even if I sometimes talk rubbish! Soup can! Ha-ha! Bzzz! You see?

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I'm Charles Cheese.

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I'm learning to share my love of cheese with the world!

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I'm Mr Biscuits.

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I'm learning to share my love of biscuits with, um...

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Oh, I don't know really...

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Well, those are our contestants,

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who could explode with knowledge at any moment!

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Fingers on buzzers, everyone.

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The first round is missing words. What's the missing word here?

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"The little bird sat in the branch of a..."?

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BUZZER

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Toy shop!

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-No.

-Maybe a cheese shop?

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-No.

-I know this, Mr Walter! Mr Walter!

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-Buzzer, Karl!

-Oh, yes...

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BUZZER

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-I don't remember!

-I'll refresh your memory then.

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What's the missing word? "The bird sat in the branch of a..."?

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BUZZER

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Little birds...when they're...not flying sit in tomato cartons. No!

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-Potato peelings! No, a teabag! Ha!

-CRACKLING

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What's the missing word? "The bird sat in the branch of a..."?

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BUZZER

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Tree!

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It's got to be tree, hasn't it?

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That's right, Mr Biscuits! One point to you!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Let's move on to the picture round.

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Buzz and tell me what it is.

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BUZZER

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A thin man with a round face.

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-No.

-BUZZER

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A thin woman with a round face.

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It's not a man or a woman.

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BUZZER

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Bzzz... A television aerial. That's it! A television aerial!

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-No.

-< BUZZER

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I buzzed, Mr Walter!

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Are you going to tell me the answer?

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It's a nut cracker.

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It's not a nut cracker, but you can eat with it.

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BUZZER

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-My mum and dad!

-What?

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I eat with my mum and dad every day.

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It's not your mum and dad, Charles.

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BUZZER

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It's a spoon for eating lots of lovely, healthy food!

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You're right! That is a picture of a spoon! One point to you.

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OK, on to our numbers round.

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So, here's the question.

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A bus stops three times on its way to school,

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and one more time when it gets to school.

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How many times does it stop altogether?

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The bus doesn't stop, Mr Flipstick. It's the driver who stops the bus!

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Thank you, Charles(!) What would we do without you?

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BUZZER

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We'd have more cheese sandwiches at lunch. Can I have a point?

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You're right, Calista, but no. I need an answer to this one.

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A bus stops three times on its way to school and once at school.

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How many times does it stop altogether?

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BUZZER

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Nine.

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No.

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BUZZER

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Now, hang on...dg-dg-dg-dgn... OK!

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So three stops added to one stop

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is four stops!

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-The answer is four stops! Yeah!

-CRACKLING

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-Yes, B1N! A point to you!

-APPLAUSE

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Let's move on to our sound round.

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Listen to this and buzz and tell me what it is.

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WOODY CHIMES

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BUZZER

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-Someone playing music on their teeth?

-No.

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BUZZER

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Musical nuts falling down a staircase!

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No...

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BUZZER

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I think it's the sound of a snake with wobbly eyeballs.

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It's not the sound of a snake with wobbly eyeballs.

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BUZZER

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A xylophone! Hahaha! A xylophone! Hahahaha!

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It's the right answer! So, that's a point to you!

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And it's the end of the show to let's take a look at the scores.

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You are today's winner, Mr Biscuits!

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And your special prize is a trip to the National Moustache Museum.

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-Oh, what fluffy fun!

-LAUGHTER

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That's all we've got time for.

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Join us next time on another very silly edition of Buzz & Tell!

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Goodbye from me and my moustache!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Subtitles by Evelyn Morrish, Red Bee Media Ltd

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E-mail [email protected]

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Comedy panel show for puppets, hosted by walrus Walter Flipstick. Contestants laughably attempt to win points by answering simple questions. The rounds include a picture round, a sound round, a numbers round and general knowledge round. The winners receive extraordinarily silly prizes.

Contestants include keep-fit frog Callista Croak, nut expert Karl the chinchilla, pedal-bin robot B1N, a mouse called Charles Cheese and Mr Biscuits, whose species is unknown.


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