Never Ever Never Step on the Cracks Charlie and Lola


Never Ever Never Step on the Cracks

Similar Content

Browse content similar to Never Ever Never Step on the Cracks. Check below for episodes and series from the same categories and more!

Transcript


LineFromTo

GIGGLING

0:00:020:00:03

Charlie!

0:00:030:00:05

Lola?

0:00:100:00:11

Charlie!

0:00:110:00:13

Ooh ooh!

0:00:140:00:17

GIGGLING

0:00:270:00:30

I have this little sister Lola.

0:00:350:00:38

She's small and very funny.

0:00:380:00:41

Quick, Charlie, or the sea ticklers will get me!

0:00:410:00:45

-What sea ticklers?

-Dad said if I hop, hop, hop, really quickly to bed,

0:00:450:00:50

then the sea ticklers won't tickle me. Hop, hop, hop!

0:00:500:00:54

Sometimes Lola believes absolutely everything everyone says.

0:00:540:00:59

Come on, Charlie! >

0:00:590:01:01

Where shall I hop? That way or that way?

0:01:010:01:06

I know...

0:01:060:01:08

I can do...this.

0:01:080:01:11

Whee!

0:01:110:01:13

-There!

-What did Dad actually in fact really say?

0:01:130:01:17

He said, "Hop really quickly into bed and no touching the deep blue sea."

0:01:170:01:23

But Lola, it's our bedroom floor. And it's made out of...

0:01:230:01:28

No, Charlie! Not in the deep blue sea!

0:01:280:01:31

You touch any of the deep blue sea,

0:01:310:01:34

Dad said it'll make the sea ticklers come up, and tickle your feet.

0:01:340:01:39

They tickle you and tickle you!

0:01:390:01:42

And then you'll never get to sleep.

0:01:420:01:46

Uh...uh...uh.

0:01:480:01:50

Ah. There.

0:01:500:01:52

Night, night, sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite.

0:01:530:01:57

-Bed bugs?

-Yeah, they're so tiny, you can't even see them.

0:01:570:02:03

-You're gonna have to sleep really tightly because they do exist.

-Ooh!

0:02:030:02:10

-Huh!

-But if you sleep tightly, you'll be fine!

0:02:150:02:19

-How do you sleep tightly?

-Just nice and quietly, Lola, no waking up.

0:02:190:02:25

Uh...

0:02:300:02:32

Lola, you don't have to rub that hard.

0:02:360:02:40

Yes, I do. Granddad said, if I don't scrub completely,

0:02:400:02:46

-mushrooms will grow behind my ears.

-Grandpa's right, you know.

0:02:460:02:50

I don't want mushroom ears!

0:02:510:02:54

-Charlie, have you got any mushrooms behind your ears today?

-No.

0:02:540:03:00

-No mushrooms today.

-Do the bedbugs bite?

-Nope.

0:03:000:03:03

-I don't want them to bite me, Charlie.

-It's not all true.

0:03:030:03:08

-Some things are just superstitions.

-Huh?

0:03:080:03:11

Superstition is something people say, like "If we do this,"

0:03:110:03:16

"then that will happen", like the sea ticklers!

0:03:160:03:20

It is completely true about sea ticklers and mushrooms. Ask Mum!

0:03:200:03:26

-Mum! Charlie doesn't believe...

-OK, I believe you. It is all true.

0:03:260:03:32

You see, I knew it was.

0:03:320:03:35

-Well, you'd best not step on the cracks in the pavement then.

-Why?

0:03:350:03:40

-Because otherwise, the bears will get you.

-There are bears? Here?

0:03:400:03:44

-Living underneath the pavement?

-Oh yes!

0:03:440:03:47

-If you step on the cracks, they'll jump up and get you.

-Really?

0:03:470:03:53

Oh, I definitely don't want the bears to get me.

0:03:550:04:00

Uh,

0:04:000:04:01

ooh, er, uh.

0:04:010:04:03

Uh...ooh.

0:04:030:04:05

-You nearly touched that one, Charlie.

-Hello, have you seen any bears yet?

0:04:050:04:11

-How do you know about the bears, Marv?

-Everybody knows!

-Oh!

0:04:110:04:16

Oh, come Marv!

0:04:160:04:18

Jump, hop, jump, hop!

0:04:180:04:22

Lola! Look! A magpie!

0:04:220:04:24

Do you know that's bad luck unless you turn around three times,

0:04:240:04:28

-and say, "Good day..."

-No, Marv! Don't tell her that!

0:04:280:04:32

-She believes too many things already.

-OK.

0:04:320:04:37

See what I mean! >

0:04:370:04:40

A crack! GROWLING

0:04:400:04:43

-Phew!

-Come on, Lola. Mum's waiting.

0:04:430:04:47

Oh...oh...

0:04:470:04:49

ALL GASP AND SIGH

0:04:490:04:52

Ooh, whoa!

0:04:520:04:54

-Oh, race you to the climbing frame! Bye, Lola!

-That was lucky.

-Hello.

0:04:540:04:59

Lotta! Don't you know what happens when you step on a crack?

0:04:590:05:04

Oh, yes, crocodiles jump up and grab at you. Khup! Khup!

0:05:040:05:09

Oh, go away, nasty crocodile.

0:05:110:05:14

No, Charlie said bears jump up and get you.

0:05:150:05:19

-No, it's definitely crocodiles.

-No, it's definitely bears.

0:05:190:05:24

-Crocodiles.

-I know it's bears.

0:05:240:05:27

BELL RINGS

0:05:270:05:29

We must not step on the cracks!

0:05:340:05:38

Yes, be careful. Don't step on the cracks or the bears will jump up.

0:05:380:05:43

-See, it's definitely bears. She says so too.

-It's not, it's crocodiles.

0:05:430:05:49

-It's probably bears AND crocodiles.

-Hee, hee, bears and crocodiles.

0:05:490:05:54

BEAR: Rrugh!

0:05:540:05:56

Do you think that crocodiles and bears live in the pavement?

0:06:000:06:04

-Oh yes, my sister has seen them.

-Uh...

0:06:040:06:08

I know it's crocodiles because they are so flat!

0:06:080:06:11

I think it is bears and crocodiles and lions! Agh!

0:06:110:06:16

And lions!

0:06:160:06:18

Oh no!

0:06:230:06:24

Maybe something else might live down there.

0:06:240:06:28

-Bears, crocodiles, lions, and...

-LOLA GASPS

0:06:280:06:33

-Baby sharks!

-La la la la la!

0:06:330:06:35

You're it!

0:06:350:06:37

Lola, I haven't seen anything yet!

0:06:410:06:44

No bears, no crocodiles, no lions.

0:06:440:06:47

Just some very small little ants.

0:06:470:06:51

Teeny weeny.

0:06:510:06:54

Oh.

0:06:560:06:58

There you are. We've been waiting ages! Mum's outside.

0:06:580:07:02

-Come on.

-Mm.

-Let's go.

0:07:020:07:04

-I just need to stay here a little longer, Charlie.

-What's the matter?

0:07:040:07:10

-Come on!

-What if I go outside and there's a crack?

0:07:100:07:14

And I see a magpie and I wobble, I get gobbled up by a bear or crocodile

0:07:140:07:19

-or a lion!

-But it's not all true, Lola!

-It is!

0:07:190:07:23

Sometimes people say funny things but they're not always true.

0:07:230:07:28

-They're just stories.

-Like what?

0:07:280:07:31

You know Mum says, don't pull faces?

0:07:310:07:34

'Because if the wind changes, your face will stay the same.

0:07:340:07:38

'Is that true?'

0:07:380:07:41

Nn! HE GASPS

0:07:410:07:45

Ha ha ha!

0:07:450:07:48

-No, that's not true.

-Or when Dad says, "If you watch too much TV,

0:07:500:07:55

"you'll get square eyes."

0:07:550:07:57

-Is that true?

-No, that's not true too! Silly Daddy!

0:07:570:08:02

Not all the stories people say are really actually true all the time.

0:08:020:08:08

SHE GASPS

0:08:080:08:10

There are no bears, Lola.

0:08:100:08:13

No bears, no crocodiles and certainly no lions.

0:08:130:08:17

-It's only something people say.

-But if they are there?

0:08:170:08:22

-I don't want them to get me.

-Hm.

0:08:220:08:25

'Then I had a really good idea and I said...'

0:08:250:08:28

Why don't you step on one of the cracks and see?

0:08:280:08:32

-No bears will come out, I promise.

-Mm-mm.

0:08:320:08:35

If there are any, which there aren't, you can jump on their paws.

0:08:350:08:40

-Bears don't like their paws being squashed. Go on!

-Oh.

0:08:400:08:44

-Uh...

-How about we squash them together?

0:08:440:08:48

Ugh!

0:08:480:08:49

Squish!

0:08:510:08:53

Squash! Jump, jump, jump!

0:08:540:08:57

Squash!

0:08:570:08:59

Squish!

0:08:590:09:02

One, two, three, squash,

0:09:020:09:04

squash - whoo!

0:09:040:09:06

Hee hee hee!

0:09:070:09:09

That's another one, squash.

0:09:090:09:11

SHE GIGGLES

0:09:110:09:12

Squash!

0:09:140:09:16

There's one!

0:09:160:09:18

This is really fun! Squish!

0:09:180:09:21

Those paws are not going to get me!

0:09:210:09:24

Oh no, a magpie! Lots of magpies!

0:09:240:09:27

-I'm going to have to turn round and round.

-No, you don't.

0:09:270:09:31

Some people say it's bad luck to see a magpie, and some people say,

0:09:310:09:35

"If you see lots of magpies, you'll find gold!"

0:09:350:09:39

-I'm going to tell Mum I saw four or six magpies. Ha-ha!

-Ha-ha!

0:09:400:09:46

-Why are you not hopping? What about the sea ticklers?

-Don't be silly.

0:09:490:09:54

There are no sea ticklers. SHE YAWNS

0:09:540:09:58

-Night night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite!

-I won't!

0:09:580:10:04

You better sleep really tight because they really bite.

0:10:040:10:10

Yes, Lola.

0:10:100:10:11

Ow! Ow, ow, ow! Argh!

0:10:160:10:19

-SHE GIGGLES

-Lola! Ow, ow!

0:10:190:10:24

-You didn't think it was actually true, did you?

-Stop it, Lola.

0:10:240:10:30

Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

0:10:300:10:32

E-mail [email protected]

0:10:320:10:35

Download Subtitles

SRT

ASS