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# ChuckleVision Chuck-Chuck-ChuckleVision | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
# Chuck-Chuck-ChuckleVision ChuckleVision. # | 0:00:13 | 0:00:18 | |
Friends, Rothonians, Countrymen, | 0:00:19 | 0:00:22 | |
please help keep Chuckle Manor in the family. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
Great speech, Paul. Shame nobody's here. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
There will be. I put up signs all over the town. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:31 | |
How's the appeal going? | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
-We've made 70p. -Great! | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
Only another £599,999.30 to go! | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
Oi! You! | 0:00:45 | 0:00:46 | |
What's going on here? | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
We're holding a sale for Chuckle Manor, | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
-now that poor Aunt Petunia's gone. -We're selling the family heirlooms. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:56 | |
What? That tat? | 0:00:56 | 0:00:57 | |
Well, since it's for a good cause, I'll take the lot. Say, £6? | 0:01:04 | 0:01:08 | |
He wants to haggle! I'm good at this! | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
-Shall we say £7? -Five! | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
-Six! -Three! | 0:01:13 | 0:01:14 | |
-Four! -One! | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
-Paul! -HE SHUSHES HIM | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
-I'll take no less than £2! -Done! | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
You can keep that 'orrible thing. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
We must save the manor from our arch-rivals, the Chortles! | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
-That was Auntie's dying wish! -They won't have enough money. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:31 | |
Well, they didn't have... but they have now! | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
-Eh? -Eh? -This stuff's worth a fortune! | 0:01:34 | 0:01:38 | |
I'm Simon Chortle, of the Chortle family! | 0:01:38 | 0:01:42 | |
Now, get off my land! | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
It's not your land yet! | 0:01:44 | 0:01:45 | |
-It will be soon enough! -Never! | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
Oooo! | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
We're not giving up without a fight! | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
I still can't understand why Aunt Petunia didn't leave it to us! | 0:01:56 | 0:02:00 | |
Thought she'd be grateful after all my hard work! | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
How am I gonna get in? | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
Aha! A window! | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
Cactus... Drainpipe! Yeah! | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
Yeah... Seems sturdy enough. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
Oh, but I don't like heights. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
Decisions, decisions. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
HE PUFFS AND STRAINS | 0:02:26 | 0:02:31 | |
-Oh, dear! -DRAINPIPE CREAKS | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
VASE SHATTERS | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
Magnificent! This is what we're trying to save, Barry! | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
Save? What do you mean, save? > | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
Well, we... | 0:03:00 | 0:03:01 | |
-Argh! -Argh! -You?! The black sheep of the family! | 0:03:01 | 0:03:05 | |
Aunt Petunia! | 0:03:05 | 0:03:06 | |
Get out of my manor! | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
We're trying to save it! The Chortle family want to try and buy it back. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:12 | |
Ah, the Chalice of Chuckle! Do you have the pair? | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
-No, but Barry's got an apple! -Together they are priceless, | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
and would save Chuckle Manor. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
You must visit the past and retrieve the other chalice! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:25 | |
Oh, yes, I have a time machine(!) | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
You must know the secret Chuckle oath? | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
Charlie Chuckle chanced a cheeky chick cheerily chucking clucks. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:34 | |
The chalice was first sighted in the Stone Age! Well, go on! | 0:03:34 | 0:03:38 | |
BOTH: Charlie Chuckle chanced a cheeky chick, | 0:03:38 | 0:03:43 | |
cheerily chucking clucks... | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
-It worked! -Now, where's that chalice? | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
And as our monument nears completion, we drink to our gods... | 0:03:51 | 0:03:55 | |
who have yielded to our strength and fortitude. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
There it is! | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
Quick! | 0:04:02 | 0:04:03 | |
We give thanks to Climatus, | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
god of fine weather, for his temperate mercy! | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
Stop! | 0:04:14 | 0:04:15 | |
Stop! Stop! You can't celebrate this! It's rubbish! | 0:04:15 | 0:04:19 | |
Draughty! No roof! Grass for a carpet! | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
-You insult us! -Eh? | 0:04:22 | 0:04:23 | |
-Seize him! -Oh, now, now, now! To you, Barry! | 0:04:23 | 0:04:27 | |
Argh! | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
Ooh! | 0:04:40 | 0:04:41 | |
Ah-ha! Yes! | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
Oh, dear! | 0:04:52 | 0:04:53 | |
We'll be off now, then. | 0:04:58 | 0:04:59 | |
Whoa! | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
-Oh, no! -We've got a choice, dark cave or boggy marsh. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:09 | |
-Caves! We can hide in them! -What if we get cornered? | 0:05:09 | 0:05:13 | |
This way we can stay out in the open. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
-What, so they can see us? -Have I ever let you down? | 0:05:15 | 0:05:19 | |
There's the cave entrance! We'll be safe in there. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
THEY YELL | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
Ooh! I thought you said we'd be safe in here?! | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
-Argh! -Oh, now he's fallen as well! | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
-What do we do at the bottom? -Go splat? | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
-Ow! -Ooh! | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
Say the oath, quick! | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
Charlie Chuckle chanced a chick cheerily chucking clucks! | 0:05:52 | 0:05:57 | |
-We're still here! -You must have missed something out! | 0:05:57 | 0:06:01 | |
I'll get you for your cheek! | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
That's the word! Cheeky chick! | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
Charlie Chuckle chanced a cheeky chick cheerily chucking clucks! | 0:06:08 | 0:06:13 | |
Right! Where are those Chucks? | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
I'll bet they're upstairs! | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
CRASHING | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
-Oo! -Ow! | 0:06:27 | 0:06:28 | |
-You fools! -No worries! | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
There! Good as new! | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
-Where is the other chalice? -Barry left it behind. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:38 | |
-Well, go back! -Best not. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
Why don't we try somewhere else? | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
The chalice was next recorded at the court of Elizabeth I. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:47 | |
Right, off we go. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:48 | |
Hang on, I've written it down this time, just in case. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:52 | |
Charlie Chuckle chanced a cheeky chick cheerily chucking clucks. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:59 | |
Stat me vitals, it's them! | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
D'oh! | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
Like a drink? | 0:07:27 | 0:07:28 | |
The Queen's executioner always drinks alone. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:33 | |
No executions today, then, eh? | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
No, but I can arrange one if necessary. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
We have to do something to get him away from that chalice. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
-Yes, but what? -I know, we'll arrange an execution. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:46 | |
Come here, nothing to lose your head about. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
I have to upset the Queen and get executed. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
I'll dig a hole, you fill it with water, | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
put a cloak over it, and, splash! | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
That's not very nice. I'll blow a raspberry at her, that should do it. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
That's not serious enough to get your head chopped off. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:06 | |
-That's what I liked about it. -As soon as I've got the chalice, | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
I'll disguise myself as the executioner and save you. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
-Are you sure about that? -Of course I am. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
Go on. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
Ah, ah, ah. Allow me. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
Don't want Her Majesty getting wet. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
Hope that axe is nice and sharp. Don't want to be here all day. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:53 | |
Enough of your disrespect. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
All right, Mr Executioner. Or should I say "Paul"? | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
Well, erm, not exactly. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
Eh? What happened? | 0:09:02 | 0:09:03 | |
-I didn't get the chalice. -Oh, dear. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
-Say the oath! -Wait! | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
-What now? -I need to make a statement. It's in Barry's pocket. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
More foolishness. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
I'll put it in the basket. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
You can read it later. HE LAUGHS | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
Charlie Chuckle chanced a cheeky chick cheerily chucking clucks. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:23 | |
Charlie Chuckle chanced a cheeky chick cheerily chucking clucks. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:35 | |
-Well? -We didn't get it. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
Heaven's above. You've got one last chance. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:45 | |
This will ensnare those miscreants. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
DOOR CLOSES It's them! | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
Ooh, they're here. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
-Argh! -Ooh! Oh. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
Help, get me down! | 0:10:10 | 0:10:14 | |
The last sightings were in the 1800s at the salon of Beethoven, | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
and also at a country fair. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
Great, all those games and candyfloss. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
No, I want to go to Beethoven's salon. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
-I could do with a haircut. -Beethoven was a famous musician. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
-I want to go to the fair. -No, Beethoven. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
Well, make up your minds. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
It's your last chance to save Chuckle Manor from the Chortles. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
Dah! My piano is out of tune! | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
Ha, Mr Beethoven! Or can we call you Earwig? | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
You're in luck. Me and Barry, we're piano tuners. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:49 | |
-I can't see it. -Neither can I. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
Have a look round, I'll make enquiries. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
You don't happen to have an ancient chalice, by any chance? | 0:10:53 | 0:10:57 | |
Ja, to keep my quills in. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
But I have no need of it now. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
I have only four notes of my new symphony | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
and my benefactors are due any moment. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
Perhaps I could help. Let's hear what you've got. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
PLAYS NOTES | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
-The piano's out of tune, you say? -Ja, it's too sharp. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
Leave it to me. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
Here, try this. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:18 | |
PLAYS "CHUCKLEVISION" THEME | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
-That is not my symphony. -No, but it's a lot jollier. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
Hm, perhaps. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
I can't see a thing. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
That's better. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
-PLAYS "CHUCKLEVISION" THEME -Oh! | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
Get out of there! Can't you see I'm composing? | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
Hey, you'd better get this written down. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
-Get your chalice. -No time, I shall play it by ear. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
Gentlemen, my new Fifth Symphony. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
HE PLAYS "CHUCKLEVISION" THEME | 0:11:48 | 0:11:52 | |
Oh! My piano! | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
-Oh, well, you can't win 'em all. -Once would be nice. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
That's our work done here, Barry. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
Charlie Chuckle chanced a cheeky chick cheerily chucking clucks. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:21 | |
-We've got it! -Splendid. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
Yes, all our troubles are over. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
HE STRAINS | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
At auction, the pair will raise a fortune. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
You'll be able to keep the Manor. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
Aha! Got you at last, you cheeky swines. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
-Come on, out. -Not so fast, Chortle. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
Remember this? Didn't like it, did you? | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
The pair of them will raise enough money to buy this place, | 0:12:46 | 0:12:50 | |
whatever the cost. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:51 | |
HE SOBS | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
What are the chances of that happening? | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
-Well done, boys, perhaps I've misjudged you. -I'll drink to that. | 0:12:56 | 0:13:00 | |
CLINKING, SMASHING | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
HE CHUCKLES MENACINGLY | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
And stay out! | 0:13:07 | 0:13:08 | |
I don't think we should have given in so easily. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
What else could we do? He's got all the power, all the money. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
THUDDING | 0:13:22 | 0:13:23 | |
They're back. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
-CLANG -Agh! | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
Rahhh! | 0:13:33 | 0:13:34 | |
-Perhaps he'll get fed up and give it us back. -Oh, yes, | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
I'm sure he'll come running out, | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
throw us the keys and goes, "There you go, lads, it's all yours, | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
"I don't want it after all." | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
There you go, lads, it's all yours. I don't want it after all. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
-There you go, back where we belong. -There's got be a catch. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
Get us a drink and something to eat, will you? | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
I'm not your butler. Try ringing for service. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
-You rang? -It worked! | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
-Oh-oh. -What? | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
Agh! | 0:14:09 | 0:14:10 | |
# Chuck-Chuck-ChuckleVision Chuck-ChuckleVision | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
# Chuck-Chuck-ChuckleVision | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
You don't happen to have an ancient chas..chal...chals... | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
-It's gone, do you see? -Chalice. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
All those games and candyfloss. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
No, we're going to Beethoven's cas...ca..bleurgh. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
Castle? | 0:14:25 | 0:14:26 | |
# Chuck-Chuck-ChuckleVision. # | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 |