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-How do-doodle? I'm Dick. -Which makes me Dom. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
Do you remember this cupboard? | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
-I've had the bestest of ideas. -Yeah? | 0:00:07 | 0:00:09 | |
-Let's have a game of paper, scissors, stone! -Agh! | 0:00:09 | 0:00:13 | |
Put your hand behind your back, no cheating. | 0:00:13 | 0:00:15 | |
-Ready? -BOTH: One, two three...paper! | 0:00:15 | 0:00:19 | |
-Again. -BOTH: One, two three...paper! | 0:00:19 | 0:00:22 | |
BOTH: One, two, three...paper! | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
-We can't keep having paper. -I'll have stone instead. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:28 | |
Ooh! | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
Ha-ha! | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
-Yes, the diddies. -Many people forget that we were one of the first shows | 0:00:33 | 0:00:38 | |
to use high-tech imagery like that. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
They said we could get a similar effect sticking black cloths | 0:00:40 | 0:00:44 | |
-over our heads, but that would insult the audience. -Absolutely. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:49 | |
We didn't stop there! | 0:00:49 | 0:00:50 | |
-I'm a flying dog! I'm a flying dog! -I'm a flying dog, mama! | 0:00:50 | 0:00:56 | |
With a twin turbo-engined woofer... | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
-Get back! -..and a canine chopper! Woof, woof! | 0:00:59 | 0:01:06 | |
-We told Steven Spiel-veggie-burger all he knows! -We did? | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
-We did. -Did we? -No. -Oh. we didn't. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
Onwards and slightly sideways... | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
# These are the diaries of Dick and Dom | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
# They've got to find a load that you can shove along | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
# They play the maddest games you've ever seen | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
# And the oddballs in-between The Diaries of Dick and Dom | 0:01:25 | 0:01:29 | |
# The Diaries of Dick and Dom | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
# The prize idiot and the neighbour's cat | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
# Now they know Doom and DI Harry Batt | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
# Dirty Norris and mushy peas. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
# And don't forget BOGIES! | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
-# The Diaries of Dick and Dom -In Da Bungalow | 0:01:41 | 0:01:45 | |
-# The Diaries of Dick and Dom -In Da Bungalow | 0:01:45 | 0:01:49 | |
-# The Diaries of Dick and Dom -In Da Bungalow | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
-# The Diaries of Dick and Dom -In Da Bungalow | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
# Whoo! # | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
# Looking for some hot stuff baby this evening | 0:01:56 | 0:02:00 | |
# I need some hot stuff baby tonight... # | 0:02:00 | 0:02:04 | |
'The following stuff and nonsense from Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow | 0:02:04 | 0:02:08 | |
'was first shown live between 2002 and 2006. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:12 | |
'Enjoy.' | 0:02:12 | 0:02:13 | |
# ..Hot stuff I need hot stuff... # | 0:02:13 | 0:02:18 | |
-# The Diaries of Dick and Dom -In Da Bungalow. # | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
# Good game, good game Gamey game game | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
# Good game, good game Gamey game game | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
# Good game, good game Gamey game game | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
# Good game, good game Gamey game game. # | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:02:34 | 0:02:35 | |
All right, my love. Brucie Forsyth here with another round | 0:02:35 | 0:02:39 | |
of Good Game, Good Game Gamey Game Game. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
Is that right, Tess? | 0:02:42 | 0:02:43 | |
Well done, you charming all-round entertainer and celebrity golfer. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:48 | |
Marvellous. I'm watching you and thinking, you've got to be careful - | 0:02:48 | 0:02:53 | |
we don't want you hurling from your twirling. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
-What don't we want from your twirling? -Me hurling! | 0:02:56 | 0:03:00 | |
Quite. OK. The aim of the game is to match the name of the game | 0:03:00 | 0:03:04 | |
written on these cards - we've written The Bungalow Game, | 0:03:04 | 0:03:08 | |
If you match a pair we can see that game again in all its glory. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:12 | |
All right. Off we go. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
Look down here - the first card... | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
Marvellous game. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:19 | |
Rachel Stevens. I do love Rachel. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
Nothing yet. Here we go, down here. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
Another Bungalow Medley! | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
-Marvellous. What do we do with a pair, Tess? -Give it an eclair! | 0:03:29 | 0:03:34 | |
No. We play the game. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
So let's look at another marvellous Bungalow Medley. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:40 | |
# In the Mucky Puddle Power Shower Game. # | 0:03:40 | 0:03:44 | |
# Bicycle, bicycle... # | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
Come on, you're doing well! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
Pedal harder! | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
Come on. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
-Generate the electricity. Get the lights on! -Come on, do it! | 0:03:54 | 0:03:58 | |
20 seconds left... | 0:03:58 | 0:03:59 | |
# Put it in your tum-tum Euuhhhh yum-yum. # | 0:03:59 | 0:04:03 | |
-A bit of fromage. -Shallots. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
Petit dejeuner in the bungalow! | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
Jambon... | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
Come on! My God! | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
Pommes de terre. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
Oh! | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
# Grasping, rasping wrinklies are a scary proposition | 0:04:17 | 0:04:21 | |
# Especially as one of them has a nervous disposition. # | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
Go to one of the granddads of your choice | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
and take away their false teeth. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
One of these granddads is a nutter. He's got a nervous disposition. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:35 | |
If you take his false teeth away, he will go barmy and you will lose. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:40 | |
No. You're safe. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:42 | |
# Something like Sebastian Coe Celebrity Two Word Tango. # | 0:04:42 | 0:04:47 | |
David Beckham. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
Very good. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:51 | |
Akon. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
-Akon? -Yes. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
Jennifer Aniston. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
Yeah. Very nice. | 0:04:58 | 0:04:59 | |
Natasha... | 0:04:59 | 0:05:00 | |
-HOOTER -Aw! | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
# I like to ride my bicycle bicycle, bicycle, bicycle | 0:05:02 | 0:05:08 | |
# Bicycle bicycle... # | 0:05:08 | 0:05:12 | |
Time's up. Stop pedalling. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
Chelsea, your turn. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
Pick some numbers. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:17 | |
Who's going to get those 232 bungalow points? | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
You need these. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:22 | |
Is he the nutter? | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
-Safe. -Safe. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
# Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
# Yes I have creme vanilla bavarois et chocolat marquis | 0:05:29 | 0:05:33 | |
# Avec raspberry fromage frais trousers. # | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
We've got a winner! | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
Yeah! How can this lose? Look at it. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:43 | |
How can this be beaten by any other children's programme? | 0:05:43 | 0:05:48 | |
We keep trying to tell them all - it's award winning! | 0:05:48 | 0:05:53 | |
Hello, Monkey! | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
Now you. | 0:05:58 | 0:05:59 | |
Pick paste. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:00 | |
Fresh teeth. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
Move waste. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:06 | |
House cat. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:09 | |
Nice hat. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:12 | |
Fancy that? | 0:06:14 | 0:06:15 | |
Like that! | 0:06:17 | 0:06:18 | |
Off you go. It's all to play for for your team. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
Come on, pick one. He's going for that one. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
Yaghh! | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
SHOUTING AND CHEERING | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
Good Game, Good Game Gamey Game Game. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
# Here's an odd bit That didn't really fit | 0:06:43 | 0:06:47 | |
# The show is often random but then so are Dick and Dom | 0:06:47 | 0:06:51 | |
# It's a totally random moment. # | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
# I've got me mutton chops | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
# I've got me mutton chops | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
# You put the boom boom into my heart - shurrup | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
# You send my soul sky high when your loving starts - shurrup | 0:07:02 | 0:07:06 | |
# Jitterbug into my brain - shurrup | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
# I goes bang bang bang till my feet do the same | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
# Something's bugging you, something ain't right - shurrup | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
# My best friend told me what you did last night - awful | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
# Left me sleeping in my bed | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
# I was dreaming but I should have been with you instead - shurrup | 0:07:21 | 0:07:25 | |
BOTH: # Wake me up before you go-go | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
# Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
# Wake me up - shurrup Before you go-go | 0:07:30 | 0:07:34 | |
# I didn't want to miss it when you hit me hard - wake me up | 0:07:34 | 0:07:38 | |
# Before you go-go Cos I'm not planning on going solo | 0:07:38 | 0:07:42 | |
# Wake me up before you go-go | 0:07:42 | 0:07:46 | |
# Take me dancing tonight, then shurrup. # | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
# All right me darlings | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
# If you've got a bundle of one up your sleeve | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
# Then bid at the auction and you might leave | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
-# With a forfeit to spend -All right me darlings | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
-# On an unwilling friend -All right me darlings | 0:08:04 | 0:08:08 | |
# Cos you're to meet with a very very very sticky end. # | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
Who wants to be the Codfather? We're gonna start at 20 bungalow points. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:15 | |
Megan. Anyone giving more than 20, | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
-cos this is a good forfeit? Sam, how many? 21 from Sam. -23. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:22 | |
23 from Megan. Sam? | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
-24. -Anybody going higher than 24? | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
If you don't buy it, it can happen to you! | 0:08:27 | 0:08:31 | |
BURP! | 0:08:31 | 0:08:32 | |
It's gonna go to Sam. The Codfather has gone to Sam. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:36 | |
Come here. There's lot 104. Can you do me a favour and shout, "Lot 104?" | 0:08:36 | 0:08:42 | |
-Lot 104. -Who's it gonna go to? | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
Yes! | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
-Poor Georgina. -Georgina, go off and get changed. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:53 | |
Not only are you gonna be turned into a father, a man, | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
you're gonna have a cod put on your head. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
Here she is! She is the Codfather! | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
-Right. -You sit over here. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:05 | |
You sit here and we put you on there. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:09 | |
Then what we do... Get a piece of fish. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
Can I get a piece of fish? | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
These fish are your children. You love your fish, OK? | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
We'll start with this little fish. This is a really good fish. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:22 | |
-Hold this fish. -Then read this one. -Then read this one. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:27 | |
-To the fish. -You are my youngest son and I need much love. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:31 | |
It is cold in this bungalow. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
For this reason I will keep you warm in my trousers. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:38 | |
you said to the fish that you'd keep it warm in your trousers. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:43 | |
What does the fish say back? | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
"Yep, I love your trousers." | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
He's saying something else. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
"I've always wanted to be on Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow." | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
I'd give my life to be on that show. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
Well, you have. | 0:09:58 | 0:09:59 | |
-Shove it. -I'd give my life to be on that show! | 0:09:59 | 0:10:03 | |
There it is, look. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:04 | |
You said you want it down your trousers. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
Stand up a minute. You're gonna... | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
Put your hat back on! | 0:10:10 | 0:10:14 | |
Think what mama would say. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
-Put the fish... -Eugh! -Agh! | 0:10:16 | 0:10:20 | |
Eugh! It's going down. Watch, it's gonna go. Ready? | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
Ready? | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
-Ready... -Eugh! -Agh! | 0:10:25 | 0:10:29 | |
It's at the bottom. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
It's swimming around. Look, look! Look at that! | 0:10:32 | 0:10:36 | |
-Look. -It's there! -Agh! -It's alive! | 0:10:38 | 0:10:42 | |
-Agh! -You're tickling my ankle! | 0:10:42 | 0:10:46 | |
-Next one. -Oh! | 0:10:46 | 0:10:47 | |
-Next fish. -It whiffs in here. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:51 | |
-This is another... -Look at that one! | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
..from the jellied eel factory. Look at that beauty! | 0:10:54 | 0:10:58 | |
It's a dead fish! OK. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
Here you go. Speak to your children. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
There's your fish. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:06 | |
You are my favourite daughter. I love you with all my worth | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
and for this reason I will keep you next to my heart. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:14 | |
Oh. Did you just say that you want the fish next to your heart? | 0:11:14 | 0:11:18 | |
-There. -Right, that's where the fish is going! Right in there! | 0:11:18 | 0:11:23 | |
It's going right in with your heart! | 0:11:24 | 0:11:28 | |
-OK. -Keep it there. Lovely. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
Who's next? | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
OK. Here we are. This is the best one. you'll like this a lot! | 0:11:33 | 0:11:37 | |
-Uno... -OK. No, the big one. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
The big one's last. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:41 | |
-No, it's not. -No. -It's next. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:45 | |
-Now? -Yeah. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:46 | |
-Luigi's next! -My old mate, Luigi! | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
Here he is! | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
-Look at him. -OK. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
I want you to say this one for mama! | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
You are my oldest son and blessed | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
with the intelligence of thousands of men. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:02 | |
For this reason I will keep you on my head, next to my brain. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
-Did you say you want the fish on your head? -No! | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
-Open it. -Open the fish! | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
AUDIENCE GROANS | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
Oh, no! | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
The fish! Agh! | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
Have you ever seen this on TV before? I don't think so. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:35 | |
-Oi! -This one's a girl. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
"I like keeping your head warm." | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
ANTHEMIC MUSIC PLAYS | 0:12:42 | 0:12:46 | |
'Once again Dick and Dom strike another blow | 0:12:51 | 0:12:55 | |
'for quality children's television.' | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
# If you've got a new word and it really is absurd | 0:13:00 | 0:13:04 | |
# Genius, inventive, maybe even visionary | 0:13:04 | 0:13:08 | |
# Stupid, ridiculous and totally unnecessary | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
# Put in a legendary, luminary airy fairy, Dick and Dom-tionary. # | 0:13:11 | 0:13:17 | |
Stand here and tell us your word. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
-Elektrofunkercise. -Yeah! -We like that. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:23 | |
-What is that? -Walking in a funky '80s style. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
Colisheepatastic. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
-Colisheepatastic. -Yeah. -What's that? | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
A herd of sheep made of cauliflower. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
A herd of sheep made of cauliflower. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
-Mopo doo pig dee. -Nice. -What is Mopo doo pig dee? | 0:13:36 | 0:13:42 | |
A pig that polishes the floor. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
Pooingtons. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
Who or what are the pooingtons? | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
When you go to the toilet in a posh house. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:53 | |
-Aah! -Aw. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:54 | |
It's pooingtons. Going into the Dick-and-Dom-tionary! | 0:13:54 | 0:13:59 | |
And here's your word in action. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
'Pooingtons. When you go to the toilet in a posh house, | 0:14:02 | 0:14:06 | |
'as in when TV's David Jason went to the Buckingham Palace | 0:14:06 | 0:14:10 | |
'to pick up his award, he thought, | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
'"Mmm, I might just have myself a nice pooington."' | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
Wahey! | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
SIREN WAILS | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
Naebody move! | 0:14:22 | 0:14:23 | |
-# Bursting on the scene with a -Naebody move! | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
# He's a Geordie cop with a case to prove | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
# So gangsters, burglars and cheeky juveniles | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
# He'll get you bang to rights and slap you in the Batt Files | 0:14:32 | 0:14:37 | |
# Batt Files! # | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
The name's Dibatt. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
Eh? Dibatt? | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
Di-batt? Dibatt? | 0:14:48 | 0:14:49 | |
What's that? | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
DI Batt! Detective Inspector Batt, you duck egg! | 0:14:51 | 0:14:57 | |
Bet this never happens on Crimewatch. Let's stort again, | 0:14:57 | 0:15:01 | |
shall wa? | 0:15:01 | 0:15:02 | |
Howay. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:08 | |
Detective Inspector Harry Batt here. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
Now, I expect you're all thinking that... | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
that police work is all glamorous and exciting. Stakeouts, | 0:15:14 | 0:15:19 | |
makin' arrests, high-speed cor chases. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
Well, I'm here to tell you that the reality is quite different. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:26 | |
Let's take a look at a real high-speed cor chase | 0:15:26 | 0:15:30 | |
out in the real world where I really live. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
SCREAMING | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
SIRENS WAIL | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
SCREAMING | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
You're nicked! | 0:16:41 | 0:16:42 | |
Now then. I knae my cor seemed to make a miraculous recovery | 0:16:42 | 0:16:46 | |
the minute I left the bungalae, but sometimes the recordings | 0:16:46 | 0:16:50 | |
of these shaes get damaged, so you can't always believe what you see. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:55 | |
Similarly, you might have naeticed a technical hitch where my hair | 0:16:55 | 0:17:01 | |
went missing off the top of me heid, which is ridiculous cos me hair's | 0:17:01 | 0:17:06 | |
as real as me Geordie accent, divn't ya knae, man? | 0:17:06 | 0:17:10 | |
SIREN WAILS | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
# The show is often random | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
# But then so are Dick and Dom | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
# It's a totally random moment. # | 0:17:16 | 0:17:19 | |
THEY SING | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
# Here's the pick of the show and a long-running blow | 0:17:50 | 0:17:54 | |
# To the hoity-toity folk who don't enjoy a joke | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
# If you've got a heart condition or a nervous disposition | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
# Go and buy some earplugs and call up the physician | 0:17:59 | 0:18:03 | |
-# Cos we're gonna shout -Bogies! | 0:18:03 | 0:18:04 | |
# Till we're banned from every building in the world. # | 0:18:04 | 0:18:07 | |
Bogies! | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
WHISPERS Welcome to the fabulous... | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
Welcome to the fabulous Mitchell Library here in Glasgow. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:16 | |
And Wood starts us off with an almost inaudible bogie. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:20 | |
Bogies. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:21 | |
McCourt raising the volume 1.1... | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
Bogies. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
Wood straight back in with a 1.5. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
Very tight at this stage of the game. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:37 | |
Small margins of increase. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
So, 1.5 to beat... | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
..for McCourt. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
Bogies. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:51 | |
He's done it. That's a 1.8. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
Is the pressure starting to show? | 0:18:56 | 0:18:58 | |
Bo-gies. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:13 | |
Nice bogie. 2.5! | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
Should be very pleased with that effort. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
Bogies. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
It's there! | 0:19:34 | 0:19:35 | |
It's a 3.5. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
Some surprise on the face of Wood, | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
but McCourt justifiably proud... | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
of his last effort. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
All around them, the Dewey decimal system... | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
and two million volumes, approximately, at one of Europe's | 0:19:58 | 0:20:02 | |
largest reference libraries, built in 1877 | 0:20:02 | 0:20:06 | |
by a wealthy tobacco magnate. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
Now... | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
the serious business in hand. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
Bogies! | 0:20:24 | 0:20:25 | |
That was a brave bogie... | 0:20:25 | 0:20:26 | |
It's a 4.2! | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
And the crowd getting to their feet, delighted with the audacity | 0:20:28 | 0:20:33 | |
of Wood's tactics there. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
And it seems McCourt has lost his bottle. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:40 | |
Yes, he concedes and hands the match to Wood! | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
APPLAUSE What a marvellous victory. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
Let's see that winning bogie once more. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
Bogies! | 0:20:49 | 0:20:50 | |
Superb. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
What shall we leave with them today, dear? | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
It's time for Muck Or No Muck, the high-strategy guessing game | 0:20:55 | 0:20:59 | |
where nothing is left to chance, apart from all the guessing! | 0:20:59 | 0:21:03 | |
It's the kind of show that us high-brow intellectuals love. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:07 | |
Unusually for us, we gave it utmost respect and paid attention | 0:21:07 | 0:21:12 | |
to every single detail. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
Didn't we just change the huge wads of cash for creamy muck muck? | 0:21:14 | 0:21:19 | |
W... Ma... | 0:21:19 | 0:21:20 | |
Yeah. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:21 | |
Mm... | 0:21:21 | 0:21:22 | |
This week's handy pack of muck-chuck formangulated flipping... | 0:21:22 | 0:21:27 | |
Muck Or No Muck! | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
-APPLAUSE -Welcome, welcome, welcome! | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
It's me, Little Noely, | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
with the show that only asks one question - Muck Or No muck? | 0:21:33 | 0:21:38 | |
-APPLAUSE -Join me now at the podium, Hayley. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:42 | |
Sit yourself up there, come and join Little Noely. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:48 | |
OK. Up you go. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
Right. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
OK. So... | 0:21:52 | 0:21:53 | |
Hayley. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:54 | |
This all rests on your shoulders. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:59 | |
-It's a big responsibility. -LAUGHTER | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
If you blow it, you not only blow it for yourself but for everybody | 0:22:01 | 0:22:06 | |
currently winning a prize. No pressure. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:09 | |
What I need you to do now is give me the number of the first box | 0:22:09 | 0:22:13 | |
you'd like to eliminate. I've got cramp, so be quick. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:17 | |
Number five. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:20 | |
Number five. Where is it? | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
OK, Christy... | 0:22:23 | 0:22:26 | |
Christy, | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
you now have to open this box... | 0:22:29 | 0:22:34 | |
OK? And eliminate something from the board. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:38 | |
So, Christy, open your box! | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
To us, Christy. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
There you go. OK. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:45 | |
-Open the box. -Open it this way. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:48 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:22:49 | 0:22:50 | |
That is a fantastic start. If we look, | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
we take out muck muck. Fantastic. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:57 | |
Hayley. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:02 | |
OK, so I need the number of your next box. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:06 | |
-Number...three. -Number three. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
It's Willy Wonka! | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
Willy, nice to see you. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:16 | |
Let's hope it's another mucky box. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
Let's have a look. Good muck! | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
Keep the prizes and you get mucked! | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
That's not so good. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
I'm sorry about that! > | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
-Which means you do get a mucking. -PHONE RINGS | 0:23:27 | 0:23:30 | |
-OK. -PHONE RINGING | 0:23:30 | 0:23:33 | |
Still everything to play for - some good boxes left. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
Yup. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:40 | |
Yeah. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:41 | |
So that's a 4, 16 and a 25. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:44 | |
Do you want special fried rice? | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
-OK. It'll be round in 30-40 minutes. -LAUGHTER | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
So we're looking for your next number. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
Number four. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:57 | |
Number four, it's Theo. | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
Theo, let's hope you've got a mucky box. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
Open it. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
Chopped tomatoes! That is great, that is fantastic, one of the best | 0:24:06 | 0:24:10 | |
games we've played ever. Chopped tomatoes. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:14 | |
-Who would you like the chopped tomatoes to go on to? -Theo! | 0:24:14 | 0:24:17 | |
Theo. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
No, no! | 0:24:20 | 0:24:21 | |
There you go. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
-Ha-ha! -That's worse! -Hayley. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
-You're doing very very well... -PHONE RINGS | 0:24:26 | 0:24:30 | |
-Hello? -'Hello? | 0:24:30 | 0:24:31 | |
'Is there a Mr Wall in the bungalow?' | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
-No, there's no Mr Wall. -'Is there a Mrs Wall?' -Er, no. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:38 | |
-'Are there any walls in the bungalow?' -No walls in the bungalow. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:42 | |
'Better get out quick, the roof's coming in.' | 0:24:42 | 0:24:45 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:24:45 | 0:24:46 | |
Next number, please. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
Number ten. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:49 | |
Number ten... | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
It's Maisie... Maisie, | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
let's hope you've got a very filthy box there. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
-Oh! -APPLAUSE | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
That's not what we were looking for. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:03 | |
Aah! | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
Hayley. Your next number, please. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:12 | |
Six. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:13 | |
Number six. Wait a minute, wait a minute. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
OK. We really need to see some muck in this box... | 0:25:16 | 0:25:21 | |
and we'll have a look at that straight after the break. Hold it. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:27 | |
THEME MUSIC PLAYS | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
Where's he going? | 0:25:33 | 0:25:35 | |
I don't know where he's gone. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
RIPPING > | 0:25:38 | 0:25:39 | |
POURING WATER > | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
Toilet! | 0:25:45 | 0:25:46 | |
-Toilet. -TOILET FLUSHES > | 0:25:46 | 0:25:50 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:25:50 | 0:25:53 | |
THEME MUSIC PLAYS | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
Ah! | 0:26:01 | 0:26:02 | |
Paul, let's hope, for everybody's sake, | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
you've got a mucky box. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
Open the box. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
It's mushy peas! | 0:26:14 | 0:26:15 | |
That's what we were looking for, mushy peas go off the board. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:19 | |
We need to find... Who wants mushy peas? | 0:26:19 | 0:26:23 | |
-Dick. -Dick. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:24 | |
Aah! | 0:26:26 | 0:26:27 | |
Right. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
Hayley, Hayley, | 0:26:30 | 0:26:32 | |
you're doing absolutely fine. We need the next box. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:36 | |
-Number eight. -Number eight. Will it be lucky? | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
Hold on, Julia. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:42 | |
Come on, Julia. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
It's got to be either rice pudding or Dirty Norris. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
You really need a dirty box at this stage. Julia, fingers crossed. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:52 | |
Oh! | 0:26:56 | 0:26:58 | |
Well, that is it! Hayley, a most extraordinary game. So the prizes | 0:26:59 | 0:27:05 | |
go to prize losers. How are we feeling? | 0:27:05 | 0:27:08 | |
They're very happy about that. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:10 | |
There's only one thing more to do at this stage, | 0:27:10 | 0:27:14 | |
and that's ask the question to... | 0:27:14 | 0:27:17 | |
Go, go, go! | 0:27:17 | 0:27:18 | |
MUSIC: "The Ace Of Spades" by Motorhead | 0:27:18 | 0:27:24 | |
Don't splatter Little Noely! Don't splatter Little Noely! | 0:27:24 | 0:27:29 | |
SCREAMING | 0:27:33 | 0:27:35 | |
Don't splatter Little Noely! Don't splatter Little Noely! | 0:27:42 | 0:27:47 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd. | 0:27:47 | 0:27:50 | |
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