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Hurry up, Co-ordinator, it's about to start! | 0:00:07 | 0:00:09 | |
-Yes? -Oh! | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
I wish you wouldn't do that. Stop sneaking up on people like that. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:19 | |
A billion years of evolution and all you ever do is nag, nag, nag. | 0:00:19 | 0:00:23 | |
I can also flush, flush, flush you out the airlock | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
if you talk all the way through, again! | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
Hi, my name's Dani and this is my wonderful... | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
-I'm Sam. -Oi! -Her best friend. -As I was saying... | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
I'm her best friend, too. Toby. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
AS I was saying, this is my show. ..Max! | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
That's me! I'm her brother. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
- Get out of it. - I'm his best friend. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
AS I was saying, my name's Dani and this is my show. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
-It's not your show... -No, it isn't! -It's my show! | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
I wonder what the theme of this week's episode is going to be? | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
Hi, I'm Dani and this is my house. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
The clue might be that earthling Dani is dressed in a pirate's outfit. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:15 | |
No, no, don't tell me. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:16 | |
-I bet it's about plumbers. -She's dressed as a pirate! | 0:01:16 | 0:01:20 | |
It's a lumberjack theme, isn't it? | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
-No! -Accountant? -Ah! -Window cleaners? -Ah! | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
SHE SPEAKS BACKWARDS | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
Hi, I'm Dani and this is my house. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
Well, technically, my parents' house, | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
but they're at yoga class while I'm stuck here looking after the baby. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
Waaaah! Waaaah! Waaaaaaah! | 0:01:40 | 0:01:47 | |
That baby. The baby from hell. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
And through here... | 0:01:50 | 0:01:51 | |
This is my den. Great, isn't it? | 0:01:51 | 0:01:55 | |
This is my sofa and, er, that's a half-eaten sandwich. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
And these are my friends Toby and Sam. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
Say hi to the universe, Toby and Sam. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
-Hello! -Hello, universe. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
Hello, Toby and Sam. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
-Hello, half-eaten sandwich. -LAUGHTER | 0:02:09 | 0:02:13 | |
And that's the other half of the sandwich. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
Tell us again, why are we dressed like idiots? | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
Yeah, that's seriously messing up my hair. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
You know, a lot of skill goes into making it look this good. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
What, dragging yourself backwards through a hedge? | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
-You're funny. -I thought it would be fun to have a pirate DVD marathon. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:31 | |
Are those illegal? | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
Not pirated DVDs, you fool. She means DVDs about pirates. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:38 | |
-Johnny Depp. -Orlando Bloom. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:39 | |
-Pieces of eight. -Shiver me timbers. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
-Is that something to do with lumberjacks? -No, you idiot, pirates. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:48 | |
Land ahoy, Captain Brown Beard! | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
Aarh! | 0:02:55 | 0:02:56 | |
First mate Tobias, hoist the mainbrace. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
Hoist the mainbrace. Right you are, Captain. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
Remind me again, where is the mainbrace exactly? | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
It's on the starboard side. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
Next to the mizzen mast. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
Mizzen mast, right. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
I'm sorry...which one's the starboard side again? | 0:03:16 | 0:03:20 | |
The right side. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:21 | |
-My right or your right? -It's near the poop deck. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
-The what deck? -The poop deck. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
You're kidding, right? | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
Avast ye! Make this scurvy dog walk the plank, Master Samuel. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:35 | |
I've had enough of his bog-brained prattle! | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
-Oh, my pleasure, Captain. -Wait! | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
Wait, wait, wait! I think I might need to visit the poop deck! | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
Pirates were the coolest of the cool. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
They did whatever they wanted, went wherever they wanted | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
and wore the best clothes. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:52 | |
Apparently. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:53 | |
I'm Max. This is my friend Ben. Say hello, Ben. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
Wassu-u-u-up? | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
Oi, you, out of the Dani zone. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
Hey, this is my den, too. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
Wassu-u-u-up? | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
BOTH: Wassu-u-u-up? | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
'Wassu-u-up?' BOTH: Wassup? | 0:04:08 | 0:04:12 | |
They've got the material, I'll give them that. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
Max, get out, you're cramping my style. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
So speaks the girl with a dead bird on her shoulder. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
Do you want to reach your teens? Now shift it! | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
I'll remember this when you need my help. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
-Like that's ever going to happen. -Come on, Ben. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
Let's go and spend some money and leave the pirates to their scurvy. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
Yeah! ..What's scurvy? | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
Wish I could make that little squirt walk the plank. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
That's no way to talk about Toby. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:39 | |
He's not a dog. He doesn't need walking. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
Ha-ha-ha! Be still, my aching sides. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
Ah, poor Toby. We shouldn't call him a plank. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
Ow! | 0:04:50 | 0:04:51 | |
Your big sister sucks. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
Tell me about it. "Get out of Dani's room!" | 0:04:56 | 0:05:00 | |
Never mind. That new football game is out on the Cyber-Effect Box today | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
and I just happen to have enough money saved to... | 0:05:03 | 0:05:08 | |
TINY JINGLE | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
There was nearly 50 quid in there! | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
-Where's it all gone? -Maybe you could borrow some off your sister. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:20 | |
Are you kidding? She's never got any...money... | 0:05:20 | 0:05:25 | |
CHEERING AND SHOUTING | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
Dani...! | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
YELL CONTINUES | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
Now, to talk like a pirate, it has to come from the back of your throat. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:46 | |
-Try it. -Arh. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
No. It's more like... Aaagggh! | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
Aaagggh! | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
Perfect. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
Pay attention, you charmless, scurvy rascal. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:01 | |
If there's one thing pirates need, it's good eyesight. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:05 | |
Now, you's gonna have yourself an eye test. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:09 | |
Who said that? | 0:06:09 | 0:06:10 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
Oh. Oh...er, Captain. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
Now, can you read the first here line on this eye chart? | 0:06:14 | 0:06:20 | |
-Ar. -What about this next line? -Ar, ar. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:26 | |
-Third line. -Ar, ar, ar. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:30 | |
Ar... | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
HE GASPS | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
Give me back my money. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
-I know you stole it. -How dare you? I borrowed it. -Where is it? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:44 | |
-I spent it all. I'll pay you back eventually. -I need it today. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:48 | |
I'm a pirate, Max. This is what we do. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
Yeah, and what I do is demolish big sisters. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
Aagh! Aagh! Get off me! Aaagh! Max! | 0:06:53 | 0:06:58 | |
Ouch! Ow! Max! Aah! | 0:06:58 | 0:07:02 | |
These earth creatures are most primitive, Co-ordinator Zark. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
I can't believe they still resolve their disputes with violence. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:13 | |
-Awful. -Yes, awful... | 0:07:13 | 0:07:18 | |
-Would it be OK if I hit you? -What? | 0:07:18 | 0:07:22 | |
Just a bit. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
Why in the seven galaxies would you want to hit me? | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
It's for a...report type of thing that I'm doing. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:31 | |
-What report? -Into, I don't know, why violence is wrong. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:38 | |
All right, there is no report. Watching all this human aggression | 0:07:39 | 0:07:44 | |
is really getting me fired up. It's making me all raaa! You know? | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
Resist your urges, Co-ordinator Zark. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
Our species has lived a non-violent lifestyle for 1,000 generations. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:54 | |
We are a peaceful... | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
Oh! | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
Now do you see why this is wrong? | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
-Wrong and fun. -Ooh! | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
SHOUTING | 0:08:19 | 0:08:20 | |
-Get him off! -Guys...really childish. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
-Pull her hair! Pull her hair! -Toby! | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
Sorry, caught up in the moment. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
Aaah, right! | 0:08:28 | 0:08:29 | |
Guys, come on, break it up. You never know who's watching. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
Ow! | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
Lay another finger on me and you'll be grounded forever. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
Yeah? How're you gonna do that? | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
I'll tell Mum and Dad you swore at me. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
And I'll tell them you're a liar. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
Who do you think they're gonna believe? Me, who's twice as old, | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
twice as responsible and twice as smart as you'll ever be, or you, | 0:09:01 | 0:09:05 | |
the boy who cried for a week when he read the last Harry Potter book? | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
Come on, Ben. We're out of here. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
Pirates are stupid anyway. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
Wasn't that a bit much in front of his friend? | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
-Yeah, you did plunder his booty. -It's only Max. He's plankton. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:26 | |
I heard that! | 0:09:26 | 0:09:27 | |
-Duck! -That's a parrot! | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
Oh! For a minute there I thought something really bad was going to happen. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:48 | |
HUGE SMASH No! | 0:09:49 | 0:09:50 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
This is Mum's favourite vase. Gran left it to her in her will. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
This is all your fault, Max. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
-You are in so much trouble. -But, Dani, you're the responsible one. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:04 | |
You were in charge when it happened, so, technically, it's your fault. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
Get out now before I break you, too! | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
Is this your parrot? | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
Seriously, Mum is going to do her nut. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
You have no idea how much this vase means to her. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
"Meant" to her, surely? | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
Waaaah! | 0:10:26 | 0:10:27 | |
- Waaah! Waaah! - That's all I need. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:32 | |
Stealing my money! | 0:10:34 | 0:10:35 | |
Insulting me! She's not going to get away with this, Ben. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:39 | |
We need to strike her where it hurts. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
Her nose? | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
We have to think up a revenge so sweet that it hurts. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:48 | |
Sweet, eh? | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
We could feed her sugar until her teeth turn black, | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
so she gets toothache and she has to have all of her teeth pulled out, | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
so all she can eat is mushed-up mush, mush, mush. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
Sweet as in evil. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
-Evil and brilliant. -She seems to be quite into pirates. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:07 | |
Maybe a pirate-themed revenge? | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
I've got it! She likes pirates so much, | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
we'll give her a pirate-themed revenge. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
Wicked! | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
HE LAUGHS EVILLY | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
THEY BOTH LAUGH EVILLY | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
I don't even know why we're laughing! | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
If I don't get this vase fixed, my life is as good as over. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
Can you keep an eye on the baby for a bit? | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
- Wah-wah, wah-wah! Waaah! | 0:11:37 | 0:11:42 | |
Two eyes, even? Right, great, thanks. Really appreciate it. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:46 | |
-But, Dani... -Back in ten, maybe 20. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
40 at the most. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
BABY COOS | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
BABY CACKLES EVILLY | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
-- Waaah! -Ow! | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
Right, I'll see what Dani's up to. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
Oh, no, you don't. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:07 | |
I'm not dealing with that...thing on my own. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
Waaah! BABY FARTS | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
Ohhh, gross! | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
It's perfectly natural, Toby. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:16 | |
An expelling of gases which build up in the digestive tract. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:20 | |
-BABY FARTS AGAIN -Oh! -Aw! | 0:12:20 | 0:12:24 | |
Oh, my... OK, I take it back. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
That is anything but natural. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
BABY CACKLES EVILLY | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
Oh! | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
Somebody's...teething. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
Waaaaah! | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
Co-ordinator, I think there's something wrong with our audio feed on our televisualiser. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:49 | |
It's making a terrible noise. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
That noise is coming from what the humans call a baby, Co-ordinator Zark. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:56 | |
-Is it broken? -I believe not. | 0:12:56 | 0:13:00 | |
Personally, I actually find the noise quite soothing. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
Really? | 0:13:03 | 0:13:04 | |
WAAAAH! WAAAAH! WAAAAH! | 0:13:07 | 0:13:12 | |
Not that soothing! | 0:13:12 | 0:13:13 | |
Good evening, good morning, good afternoon. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
-OK. Your sign says you do invisible mending? -That's right. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:27 | |
And you'll never be able to tell it was broken. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
Great! Do you think you'll be able to fix this? | 0:13:29 | 0:13:33 | |
Oh, that really is broken. It won't be cheap. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:37 | |
You see, that's the problem. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
I'm broke, too. Bit of a cash crisis. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
I don't suppose there's any chance of a freebie? | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
Pretty please, with sprinkles on top? | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
Well, as you asked so nicely, | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
I think I might be able to manage a freebie. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
Give me a few seconds. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:53 | |
TAPPING | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
SAWING | 0:14:00 | 0:14:01 | |
BANGING | 0:14:01 | 0:14:02 | |
TOILET FLUSHING | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
PNEUMATIC DRILL | 0:14:04 | 0:14:05 | |
All finished. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:08 | |
-Well? -Well, here you go. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:12 | |
Well, where's the vase? | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
-It's right in front of you. I'm holding it. Oh, oh...! | 0:14:14 | 0:14:18 | |
No, you're not. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:19 | |
Look, invisible mending. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
Are you telling me you made the vase invisible? | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
And you'll never be able to tell it was broken. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
Daah...! | 0:14:29 | 0:14:30 | |
I can't believe you fell for that. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:33 | |
That's not funny. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
-CRASHING -Here's your broken vase back. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
You want me to fix it? You pay me, with sprinkles. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:43 | |
-But I don't have any money. -Get a job. Good day to you, young lady. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:47 | |
Or is it good night? | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
RESOUNDING SMASH | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! Heh-heh-heh! | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
CLASHING | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
-BABY GURGLES -Tongs. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:05 | |
Tongs. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:06 | |
SQUELCHING | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
HE GROANS | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
Wipes. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
Wipes. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:21 | |
-BLEEPING -50cc of talcum powder. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:29 | |
50cc of talcum powder. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
Guys! You'll never guess what we just found. It's a treasure map. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:38 | |
Oh, what's that smell? | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
Toby. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:41 | |
-What have you found, Max? -A genuine, antique, pirate treasure map. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:47 | |
I found it in the attic inside an old chest. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
Well, anyway, it's very pretty and stuff, but I don't suppose it's of use to anyone, | 0:15:49 | 0:15:54 | |
so I'll just put it in the bin. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
Hey, this is really old. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
-Hang on, where's the baby? -What do you mean, "Where's the baby?" | 0:16:09 | 0:16:13 | |
Well, it was here a second ago. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
It can't have gone far! | 0:16:15 | 0:16:19 | |
-It's vanished. -Are you telling me there's a baby loose in this house? | 0:16:19 | 0:16:23 | |
Yes. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
And it's not wearing a nappy. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
Welcome to Happy Big Burger, where the burgers actually beg to be cooked. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:37 | |
I saw your advert in the window. Is there still a vacancy? | 0:16:37 | 0:16:40 | |
-When can you start? -Immediately. -The job is yours. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
Don't you want to interview me or anything? | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
That won't be necessary. Brothers and sisters, we have a new convert. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:51 | |
Big welcome to Sister ...? | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
-Er, Dani. -Big welcome to Sister Dani. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:57 | |
Welcome, Sister Dani! | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
This IS a burger bar, right? | 0:17:00 | 0:17:01 | |
Indeed, sister. We worship the holy trinity... | 0:17:01 | 0:17:04 | |
burger, fries and shake. Say it with me now, brothers and sisters... | 0:17:04 | 0:17:09 | |
# We put the gherkin on the burger | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
# And the cheese on the gherkin | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
# And the burger in the bun...! # | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
Praise be! | 0:17:16 | 0:17:17 | |
I'm talking about the burger, Sister Dani, the ultimate food. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:21 | |
I'm talking the burgers, the fries, the deli-i-icious vanilla shake. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:27 | |
-Let me hear you say, give me a bap! -Give me a bap! | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
Let me hear you say, slap on some cheese! | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
# Slap on some cheese! Ooh, ooh! # | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
Erm, could I just ask a couple of questions? | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
-Go ahead. -Firstly, are you all mad? | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
-Yes. -Thought so. And secondly, when do I get paid? | 0:17:39 | 0:17:43 | |
We don't get paid. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:44 | |
We work for the love, the love of our beloved big burger. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:49 | |
Praise the burger! | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
# Praise the burger! Praise the burger! | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
-# Praise the burger! # -Praise the burger. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
-# Praise the burger! Praise it! # -Praise it. | 0:17:56 | 0:18:00 | |
I am in so much trouble. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
This is really interesting, you know. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:07 | |
Yeah, so is looking for a lost baby. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
I could really do with a hand, Sam. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
No vase, no job, no money. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
Mum and Dad are gonna explode. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
-What's up? -Nothing. The baby's fine. -I never said it wasn't. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:25 | |
-(Have you tried looking down the back of the sofa?) -What was that? | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
Er, looking for money down the back of the sofa? | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
I'm always finding money down the back of the sofa. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:35 | |
What, 100-odd quids' worth? Cos that's how much it's gonna cost to get this vase fixed. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:40 | |
Toby, what are you doing? | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
Erm, nothing. I had an itchy face, so I was scratching it. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:49 | |
-On the carpet? -Yeah. ..Hey, look what we found. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:56 | |
It's a treasure map. | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
-What, seriously? -Seriously. Max found it up in the attic. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
Right. Max. He probably just bought it from some junk shop. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:05 | |
I think it may be the real deal, though. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
Yeah, he didn't even want it. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
He just threw it in the bin. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
HE MOUTHS | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
I guess it does look pretty authentic. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
There's a series of clues written round the edge, which I think point | 0:19:19 | 0:19:23 | |
to treasure buried right underneath the garage floor. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
-Oh, come on! -Well, this house is pretty old. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
The map could have been here a couple of hundred years. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
Right, and Max just happened to find it today? | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
-Dani, you could be standing on a fortune. -BABY COOING | 0:19:34 | 0:19:38 | |
I could afford to get that vase mended. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
Worked like a charm. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
Aaah! | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
BABY: Ooh-aah! | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
BABY SIGHS | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:54 | 0:19:55 | |
BABY CHUCKLES | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
What? | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
We've all done it. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
Well, the map says the treasure's buried underneath the garage floor. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:12 | |
-Dani, think about this. -You're the one that said there was treasure. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
That doesn't mean we have to dig it up now! | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
What will your parents say when they find a big hole in their garage? | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
It could be worse if they find that vase still broken. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
-What if there isn't any treasure under there? -What if I'm wrong? | 0:20:24 | 0:20:28 | |
It has been known to happen. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
Then we've got the beginnings of a great new, indoor swimming pool. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
Look, guys, think. We could be standing on a fortune. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
But I'm not getting the blame if not. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
And if there is buried treasure, we're gonna be rich and famous. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
-Watcha Samantha. How you doin', darlin'? -What are you and how did you get in here? | 0:20:48 | 0:20:52 | |
Daily Scribbler, daily filth. Now since becoming mega-rich, | 0:20:52 | 0:20:56 | |
what have you spent your money on? Ferrari? Mansion? | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
Hyper-sonic helicopter? | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
I just bought a rare couple of first editions, darling, and gave the rest to charity. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:04 | |
-I'll write down "hyper-sonic helicopter". -That's not what I said! | 0:21:04 | 0:21:09 | |
-What happened to you? -Nothing. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
-Have you been spending your money on plastic surgery again, darling? -Don't be ridiculous. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:19 | |
-Smile, Tobster! -I am smiling. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
-Woah. -I still don't think this is a good idea. -Nor me, Dani. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:30 | |
I don't just mean cos I might get mud on my trainers. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
-Agh! There's mud on my trainers. -Come on, guys, think pirate. What would Johnny Depp do? | 0:21:33 | 0:21:38 | |
Stand around looking cool and dreamy. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
-We were born to do this. -Shouldn't we just own up? -I'm not taking the blame. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:47 | |
This started cos Max got in my face. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
-It started cos you broke a vase. -Because he attacked me. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
Because you stole his money. Look, all I'm saying is maybe you ought | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
to accept a teensy-weensy, lickle, bitty-witty bit of the blame. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
Perhaps, maybe. Dani. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
-Fine. If you guys don't wanna help, I'll do it on my own. -Oh, don't be like that. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:05 | |
Just don't think I'm sharing the fame and fortune with you. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:09 | |
Looks like we're off the crew. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:10 | |
Guys, wait! I'm sorry. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
TING, THUMP | 0:22:16 | 0:22:18 | |
That sounded like something hard. Guys, I've found it! | 0:22:18 | 0:22:23 | |
I've found the treasure! | 0:22:23 | 0:22:24 | |
-Aaah! -Oh, wow! Is that the treasure? -Aaah! Help me please! | 0:22:25 | 0:22:33 | |
Aaah! Aaah! | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
You know what that sound is, don't you, Ben? | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
-Geese? -It's the sound of revenge. "Just an old map printed out from the internet." | 0:22:46 | 0:22:54 | |
A few alterations made to look as if the treasure is buried beneath our house | 0:22:54 | 0:22:58 | |
and then the careful application of some household tea to age it. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:03 | |
Voila! One instant pirate treasure map. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:07 | |
You're a genius, Max. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
That I am. And now for the cherry on my trifle of revenge. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:13 | |
I step in and offer my assistance. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:17 | |
HE LAUGHS EVILLY | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
THEY LAUGH EVILLY I'm doing it again! | 0:23:22 | 0:23:26 | |
My shovel hit the water pipe! | 0:23:33 | 0:23:34 | |
You'll have your indoor swimming pool after all, eh? | 0:23:34 | 0:23:37 | |
-Aaah! We need to do something to plug up the hole. -We could use Toby's big head. -Or your big butt. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:42 | |
-Aaah! -Ooh! -Waaaaa! | 0:23:42 | 0:23:48 | |
DISTANT SCREAMING | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
I'm sorry I attacked you and I'm sorry for screaming. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:57 | |
Apology accepted. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
What are the humans doing now? | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
I think they're having something called a...water fight? | 0:24:04 | 0:24:08 | |
A water fight, eh? | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
Ah, water fights are serious fun! | 0:24:17 | 0:24:21 | |
Aaah! Aaah! | 0:24:24 | 0:24:27 | |
-What happened? -The water stopped. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
-I wondered why it was suddenly drier in here. -How's my hair? -Damp. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:36 | |
Just emerged from the ocean like some rugged, stud-muffin, surfer-dude damp? | 0:24:36 | 0:24:41 | |
-More like just drowned in a puddle, sort of damp. -Oh. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:45 | |
Well, well, WATER mess is in here. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
Get it? WATER mess, what a mess? | 0:24:49 | 0:24:52 | |
-Anyone? -I don't need you in here gloating, Max. -I came to help. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:56 | |
-You?! -Yep, in fact it was me who turned off the water. | 0:24:56 | 0:25:00 | |
-Why would you do that? -I hardly need your drowning on my conscience. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:04 | |
Why would it be on your conscience? | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
-Because I forged the treasure map. -Oh, I knew it! | 0:25:06 | 0:25:10 | |
All right, I didn't know it. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:15 | |
Now who's the smarter one? Say it. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
Say I'm smarter than you. Fine. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
I'll go and turn on the water again. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:23 | |
All right! You're smarter than me. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
Now admit you underestimated me. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
(Underestimated you.) | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
-I can't hear you! -I underestimated you! | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
Great. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
Now we can discuss how I'm going to lend you the money | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
-to fix the vase you broke. -But I took all your money. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
Dani, Dani, Dani! | 0:25:40 | 0:25:44 | |
Did you seriously think I'm going to leave all my piggy banks where you can find them? | 0:25:44 | 0:25:48 | |
I'll lend you the money on one condition. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:52 | |
I know I'm going to regret this. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
Wassu-u-up? | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
On the one hand, my brother may be annoying, but at least he paid to get the vase fixed. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:05 | |
On the down side, I have to pay him back with interest | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
by letting him have the den for the rest of the day. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:10 | |
Wassu-u-up? | 0:26:10 | 0:26:13 | |
Captain. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
-Agh! -There's something wrong with this here telescope. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:22 | |
-Try your other eye. -Ohh. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:26 | |
Woah! Yeah, that's better. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:34 | |
-'Dani, Max, we're home!' -And not a moment too soon. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:41 | |
Right, Max, time's up. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:42 | |
-We want this den back to how it was. -Get lost, Dani. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:45 | |
-We're not done! -Yes, you are. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:48 | |
NO! | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
Oh, that was another fine show. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:11 | |
What we saw of it. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
We're meant to be superior beings, | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
-but you're more interested in fighting. -It's not my fault. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
I'm easily influenced by what I watch. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 | |
What's on the other side? | 0:27:21 | 0:27:25 | |
A sport that humans call boxing. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:28 | |
Great. Let's give it a go. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:30 | |
# Sometimes I feel like breaking free | 0:27:31 | 0:27:36 | |
# Let's lift these chains | 0:27:36 | 0:27:38 | |
# Let's rock these waves right out to sea | 0:27:38 | 0:27:43 | |
# I will be | 0:27:43 | 0:27:48 | |
# Breaking free. # | 0:27:48 | 0:27:51 |