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Hurry up, Coordinator. Our favourite earth TV show is about to start. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
It's the only earth TV show we watch. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
It's better than the rubbish telly on our planet. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
I like the telly on our planet. Splurging On Ice, | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
The Blurx Factor, I'm A Fangalangaloid, Get Me Out Of Here. | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
I wouldn't watch any of that if you paid me. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
Only cos you got voted off the Blurx Factor in the first round. | 0:00:19 | 0:00:22 | |
Well, if they were too dumb to recognise my talent for poetry... | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
Ahem... I floated lonely as a star, they all could see me from afar. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:30 | |
Twinkly, twinkly in the sky, Oh lovely twinkly, lovely ah...ah... | 0:00:30 | 0:00:35 | |
Keep that going and I'll be voting you out of the airlock. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:40 | |
Hi, my name's Dani and this is my wonderful... | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
-I'm Sam, her best friend. -As I was saying... | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
I'm her best friend, too, Toby. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:49 | |
As I was saying, this is my show. Max! | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
-That's me! I'm her brother. -Get out! | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
-And I'm his best friend, Ben. -As I was saying, | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
my name's Dani and this is my show. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
THEY CHATTER | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
Oh! Hey, guys. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
-Hi, Dani. -She can't hear you. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
Don't ruin the magic. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:19 | |
You're probably wondering why I'm up to my elbows in fake doggy-doo. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:23 | |
-You bet we are. -Give me strength. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
Sounds silly but Sam and I are helping Toby | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
-with his new practical jokes business. -Dani? | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
-Lots to do. -I'm doing it. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
Seems like he's got a lot on his hands. What's next? | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
-Jet-propelled pigs? -Shut up, Dani. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
-Keep your hair on. -Executive fake doggy-doo. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:44 | |
-Check. -Class A rubber cockroaches? | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
Check. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:49 | |
Extra-strength stink bombs? | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
-I've got an Egg Compost Surprise and a Gran's Been At The Beans. -Check. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
-And check. -Let's box them up and ship them out, people. | 0:01:56 | 0:02:00 | |
Business is booming. Hey, we've got a system going here. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
And I'm letting you use my den. So don't push your luck. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:07 | |
I'll test the whoopee cushions myself then. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
-WHOOPEE CUSHION FARTS -Oh, too loud. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
-WHOOPEE CUSHION SQUEAKS -Too quiet. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
-WHOOPEE CUSHION FARTS -That was just right. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:23 | |
Toby, I was wondering if I could get my money back soon? | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
-Your money? -My birthday money that I lent you to help start up | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
-your jokes company? -Oh, that. Um, it's tied up at the moment, Sam. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:35 | |
Um, I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll go through the accounts. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:39 | |
Um, you check whoopee cushions. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
WHOOPEE CUSHION FARTS | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
Them whoopee cushions. What are they like? | 0:02:46 | 0:02:50 | |
Didn't you just throw that one out because it wasn't working? | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
-Ah-ha! I win, squirt. -Ooh, congratulations. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
-The grand prize is Ben. -Hi, Max. What's that man doing in your garden? | 0:03:00 | 0:03:05 | |
What man? | 0:03:05 | 0:03:06 | |
I think he means me. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:07 | |
That's the man in your garden. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
Now he's in here. Freaky. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
Hello, children. So, how we all doing then? | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
Parents home? | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
Sorry, who are you? | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
Oh, yes. My card. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:24 | |
Edgar Molloy, Estate Agent? | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
The very same. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:28 | |
What you doing here? | 0:03:28 | 0:03:29 | |
Popped round to put up your sign. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
Our house isn't for sale. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
Oh, well I must have made a mis-toke. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
Strange, it's the first mistake I've ever made. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
I don't get it. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:42 | |
-Look, Mr Molly. -Molloy. -Whatever. If this house was for sale, | 0:03:42 | 0:03:46 | |
-my parents would have said. -I've seen this a lot, you know. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:50 | |
Children are usually the last to know. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
Still, never mind. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:53 | |
Perhaps your mummy and daddy will buy you a new dolly with the money. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:57 | |
Don't talk down to me, I'm not a five year old. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
Is that better? | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
Perhaps they didn't mention it in case Dani tried to stop them. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:07 | |
-And you are? -Max. My card. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
"Max Incorporation. The solution to your problem.". | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
-Nice slogan. -Thanks. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
-And here's my card. -It's a bus ticket. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
I've drawn a cat on the back. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
Look, if you've all finished networking, | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
we've got a problem to sort out. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
I take instructions from the parents, not the offspring. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
Yeah, nice place, this. Lots of space, plenty of character. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:36 | |
Should go for a decent amount of money. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
Is there a lot of money in being an estate agent, Edgar? | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
Yes, money and power. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
You see, when the sale goes through, I am gonna become office manager, | 0:04:44 | 0:04:49 | |
and receive my own gold-plated mobile phone. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
Wow. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
-Yeah, big time. -I'm bringing some buyers over shortly, | 0:04:54 | 0:04:59 | |
Maxie boy, so, why don't you and your little chums tidy up? | 0:04:59 | 0:05:04 | |
Dani's not my chum, she's my sister. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
Hmm, I know how you feel. I've got a big sister. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:11 | |
That was a man going places. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
Max, aren't you bothered Mum and Dad put the house on the market | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
-without telling us? -Why would I be bothered? | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
Don't you remember the deal we made when we moved here? | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
I want the big room, I want it, I want it, I want it! | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
Stop making that noise, you little brat! | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
Not until I get the big room. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
I tell you what, how about I have the big room this time | 0:05:35 | 0:05:39 | |
and if we move house again, I promise to give you first pick | 0:05:39 | 0:05:43 | |
of the bedrooms. How's...that? | 0:05:43 | 0:05:47 | |
OK. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
Now sign this legally-binding contract. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:53 | |
No! | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
Perhaps you should give your parents a ring. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
They didn't have the decency to discuss it with me | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
-there's no way I'm speaking to them. -If you lose the house, | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
-where will I run my business from? -Never mind that, our best friend | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
might be moving to the other end of the country. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
What am I meant to do with my cards with this address on? | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
Couldn't you have run it from your own house? | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
Mum and Dad had a bit of a sense of humour failure over some | 0:06:17 | 0:06:21 | |
exploding false teeth. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:22 | |
Now my poor aunt's going to be on a soup-only diet for a month. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:28 | |
I'm sure with your connections you'll think of something. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
I'll make some calls. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
Funny. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:36 | |
Joke phone. Yup. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
-So, what you gonna do? -Find my real phone? | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
I'm talking to Dani. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:42 | |
Well, apparently the house will get sold quicker if it's tidy, | 0:06:42 | 0:06:46 | |
so... | 0:06:46 | 0:06:47 | |
See you in a bit. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
Let me guess. You want our new jolly burger Mexicano with jalapenos | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
and chilli cheese plus a side order of nacho fries? | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
-Not exactly. -A jolly Parisian deluxe with onion rings, | 0:06:57 | 0:07:01 | |
garlic dipping sauce and crispy frog nuggets? | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
-No, I just want... -A triple jolly Icelander whale burger | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
-with blubber sauce with herring flavour fries? -I want to... | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
Apple pie, cherry pie, chicken pie, chicken wings, chicken beaks, | 0:07:10 | 0:07:15 | |
chicken feet. Just tell me what you want. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
I want to buy your rubbish. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
Well, why didn't you say so? | 0:07:20 | 0:07:21 | |
Do you want fries with that? | 0:07:25 | 0:07:26 | |
Yes, I've found my calling, Ben. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
I'm going to be an estate agent. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
And I'm going to be an estate agent's friend. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
I may ask Edgar to be my mentor. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
Behind every great man, there's a greater, wiser man. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
Harry Potter has Dumbledore. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
Anakin Skywalker had Obi-Wan Kenobi. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
Ant has Dec. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:46 | |
Toby, as much as I'm impressed by this new business-like you, | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
don't you think we should do something to help Dani? | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
I can't help Dani and work out how much money I'm making. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
I mean, do you want your money back or not? | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
-Yes, but... -Well, then. Sometimes business has to come before friends. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:06 | |
'And tonight, on Office Junior.' | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
Tell me why you two think you're right for this job. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:15 | |
Well, I'm a natural business person. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
I'm a people person and I really need the money. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
Whereas I've carried out a full financial risk assessment | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
-over the next five years, with fiscal projections... -Shut it! | 0:08:23 | 0:08:27 | |
Both of you. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
I need to make a decision. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
This isn't going to be easy. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
But I have now made that decision. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
That decision... | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
The decision I have made is the decision I am going to reveal now. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:50 | |
Dani. Sam. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:56 | |
I have made my decision. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
-BOTH: Get on with it! -You're both fired. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
And one final touch. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
Et voila. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
Dani, I've got a deal for you. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
If you promise not to ruin the sale, | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
I'll rent you my bigger bedroom when we move. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
I've already got a bigger bedroom and that's how it's staying. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
What happened in here? | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
-DOORBELL RINGS -That's Edgar. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
Oops. I can't imagine anyone buying the house in this state. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:30 | |
Don't you dare! | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
Times eight... | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
Which comes to... | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
MOBILE RINGS | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
Ooh, another customer! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
I'll take it out in the hall. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
Hello, Toby's Rib Ticklers. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
Your majesty?! This is an honour! | 0:09:52 | 0:09:56 | |
It's Buckingham Palace! | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
What's that, Ma'am? You want a dozen rubber chickens | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
and a vat of our best fake vomit? | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
Mum, just go along with it, yeah? | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
He's never gonna get this done. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
What the heck is this?! | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
-So, how's your plan going? -If I was viewing this place, | 0:10:14 | 0:10:18 | |
I'd take one look at the living room and go straight back out. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:22 | |
-What's that behind your back? -Nothing. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
You need to take a look at this. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
# Welcome to the house | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
# Welcome to the house | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
# Welcome to this very nice house | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
# Tra-la-la-la-la | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
# Tra-la-la-la-la # | 0:10:40 | 0:10:41 | |
I'm running out of material! | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
Keep stalling, I'm nearly there! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
# Welcome to this very nice house Tra-la-la-la-la... # | 0:10:47 | 0:10:51 | |
Look... | 0:10:51 | 0:10:52 | |
# Tra-la-la-la-la # | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
Sam, Sam! If I was a judge on Strictly Lame Dancing | 0:10:54 | 0:10:58 | |
-I might be interested. -Really?! -I'm a busy man. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
I need to get in. Time is money. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
-I thought it was a way of knowing when to go to bed! -Edgar! | 0:11:03 | 0:11:07 | |
Oh, Max, finally! Um, this is Mr Morgan, he's come to view the house. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:11 | |
-# Welcome to the house... # -Not now, Ben. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
Do come in. Treat it like your own home. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
Ah, very nice. Very tidy | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
A lot of character. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
The kitchen has a real sense of space. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
-You know what else has a sense of space? -What? -Space! | 0:11:28 | 0:11:32 | |
-Ah-ha-ha! -Ha-ha-ha! | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
The old ones are the best! | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
Who'd have thought the royal family would be so into their jokes? | 0:11:38 | 0:11:43 | |
-Big order, was it? -It's gonna put this company on the map! | 0:11:43 | 0:11:47 | |
Fake vomit by royal appointment! | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
It's about time you made a sale! | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
-I've made loads of sales! Business is... -Booming. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:56 | |
-So you keep saying. -Only, we've just had a look through your accounts | 0:11:56 | 0:12:00 | |
-to see how much you've made. -And the only thing there is a comic, | 0:12:00 | 0:12:05 | |
Adventures of Captain Tadpole. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
How many jokes have you really sold so far? | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
1...2...uh... None. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
But business will pick up, I promise! | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
When will it pick up? When? | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
-1st of April! -You lied to us. -We thought you were doing great! | 0:12:18 | 0:12:22 | |
I didn't want you guys to think I was a failure | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
and I felt bad about wasting all Sam's money. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
I got that money for my birthday! | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
I was gonna buy a Solar 3000 microscope! | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
Don't hurt me! | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
As you'll see, the den is a great utility area | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
that can be put to many different uses. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
Uh, including a wrestling ring! | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
Please, don't hit the face, or the hair! | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
Ignore them! | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
Why don't we talk about how much you're willing to pay for the house, | 0:12:49 | 0:12:54 | |
I've drawn up a contract. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
All it takes is for you to put your name on the proverbial dotted, | 0:12:56 | 0:13:01 | |
-and the house is yours. -No, no, no! He can't sign. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:05 | |
-Wasn't he put off by the mess in the living room? -What mess? | 0:13:05 | 0:13:09 | |
Seemed pretty tidy to us! | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
It's clean! | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
-Look, Mr Moron... -Mr Morgan! | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
Please, don't buy my house! | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
I don't want a smaller bedroom and I don't wanna move away! | 0:13:24 | 0:13:29 | |
Please! I beg you, kind sir! | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
Have mercy! | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
-I knew those acting lessons would come in handy. -Excuse me, | 0:13:33 | 0:13:38 | |
Would you buy some practical jokes? I'll give you a deal | 0:13:38 | 0:13:42 | |
-on revolving bow-ties. -I think I've seen enough. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:45 | |
- I'll be in touch. - No, I-I-I've drawn up the contract! | 0:13:45 | 0:13:49 | |
- You can't leave! - I'll be in touch. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
What do you think you're doing! | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
-I need this sale! -And I need this house! | 0:13:58 | 0:14:02 | |
-I'm not giving up, sister! -Neither am I, Egbert! | 0:14:02 | 0:14:06 | |
You may have put off Mr Morgan, | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
but I've got other buyers up my sleeve! | 0:14:08 | 0:14:12 | |
And sooner of later one is gonna sign this contract | 0:14:12 | 0:14:16 | |
Then it'll be goodbye, Dani's house, hello, office manager's job! | 0:14:16 | 0:14:21 | |
I wanted to discuss whether you need an apprentice. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
You're putting yourself up, Max? | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
I can't believe you tried to sell jokes with Mr Morgan! | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
-I've got to sell them to somebody! -There's a time and a place! | 0:14:31 | 0:14:36 | |
-I can't do anything right! -That's perfect. -What is?! -Fighting! | 0:14:36 | 0:14:40 | |
I need you to keep it up, and I need a disguise kit. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
Good morning, how can I help? | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
-Do you sell disguises? -Disguises? You've come to the right place. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:52 | |
They happen to call me The Man of a Thousand Faces! | 0:14:52 | 0:14:58 | |
All right, it's more like 100. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
OK, 70. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
All right! They call me... | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
The Man of 3 or 4 Faces! | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
Now you see me... | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
And now you don't! | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
I really don't know why I keep coming here. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
This is my sister's room. Apologies for the stench of perfume. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:23 | |
We'll disinfect before you move in. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
-< What's wrong with her?! -Everything! | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
-< Right(!) -She always interferes! | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
You're not supporting my career, you po-faced old... | 0:15:32 | 0:15:36 | |
-What?! -Yeah, you po-faced old what! | 0:15:36 | 0:15:40 | |
Your career's a joke. Literally! You're reckless, | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
don't think ahead, you're an empty-headed wretch of a man! | 0:15:43 | 0:15:47 | |
Really? At least when I insult people | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
I use words they understand! | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
-What's going on? -Sorry, bit of a domestic! These are our neighbours. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:57 | |
-What?! -They're always fighting. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
They came about the sewage processing plant | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
-and off they went! -What sewage processing plant? | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
-The one we're building in our garden! -Lotta money in sewage! | 0:16:06 | 0:16:10 | |
You can't build a sewage processing plant on a residential property! | 0:16:10 | 0:16:16 | |
Why not? It's all organic! | 0:16:16 | 0:16:18 | |
We're getting a herd of cows, too. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
The manure will be fresh from the source! | 0:16:20 | 0:16:23 | |
Then hit the ground before we pump it back up into our vat! | 0:16:23 | 0:16:28 | |
-You'll even get used to the smell. -Eventually. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
-My 'tache! -Ha-ha-ha! | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
- Not my hair! - Heh-heh, yeah, you're rumbled! | 0:16:36 | 0:16:40 | |
Our real neighbours are a quite elderly couple | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
-who collect photos of Will Young. -This is war! -Bring it on! | 0:16:43 | 0:16:48 | |
No big sister has ever stopped Edgar Malloy from getting what he wants! | 0:16:48 | 0:16:53 | |
Now, this room, uh... has an Australian theme. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:08 | |
Aaargh! Aaargh! Waaah! Rooaaargh! | 0:17:15 | 0:17:21 | |
Plenty of storage! | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
I didn't lie about my business. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
It was more of a slight...untruth. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
To protect the innocent! | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
-It was a lie to save your back. I've never lied to you! -What can I do? | 0:17:31 | 0:17:35 | |
-Gimme back my money? -Hmmm. What is this? | 0:17:35 | 0:17:41 | |
It's a brochure for homes in Florida. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
And these are airline tickets. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
-You don't think...? -I do. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
Oh, I give up! | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
It's like this stupid house wants to be sold. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
Just gonna have to accept that Max gets first pick of the bedrooms. | 0:17:56 | 0:18:01 | |
-There's something you need to know. -What's happened now?! | 0:18:01 | 0:18:05 | |
-Remember you said you'd probably be moving round the corner? -Yeah? | 0:18:05 | 0:18:10 | |
-We think you might be moving a tiny bit further. -Couple of streets along? | 0:18:10 | 0:18:15 | |
Other side of town? Next town over? | 0:18:15 | 0:18:19 | |
Florida?! | 0:18:22 | 0:18:23 | |
Yes, Mr Morgan, it would be an absolute pleasure to see you again! | 0:18:25 | 0:18:29 | |
Yes! Give him five! | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
-What's the news? -Mr Morgan's gonna give the house a second viewing! | 0:18:38 | 0:18:44 | |
-And...that's good? -Yes! It's brilliant! | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
It means he's interested! | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
I think he's one tiny nudge away from making an offer! | 0:18:49 | 0:18:53 | |
-So Dani failed? -Oh yes. 159%! | 0:18:53 | 0:18:57 | |
-Put it there, partner! -I really can be your partner? | 0:18:57 | 0:19:01 | |
Well, assistant, apprentice, trainee. Let's not run before we walk! | 0:19:01 | 0:19:06 | |
-Every great man has to start somewhere. -Yes, exactly! | 0:19:06 | 0:19:10 | |
Just think where this could lead for you. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
I know. Today, selling houses, tomorrow, the world! | 0:19:13 | 0:19:18 | |
Ladies and gentlemen. The President of the entire... | 0:19:19 | 0:19:24 | |
world! | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
Thank you, Vice President! | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
It is with great honour that I accept the office of President. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:34 | |
My first act will be to outlaw all big sisters. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:39 | |
As a younger brother myself, | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
I know they are a menace to society, and must be stamped out! | 0:19:41 | 0:19:45 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
EVIL LAUGHTER | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
So that's it, then. | 0:19:58 | 0:19:59 | |
I'm moving to Florida. The old gang's splitting up. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
We can still see each other. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
Yeah, using a really powerful telescope. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
We can come visit you in Florida. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
I don't know, it's quite humid over there. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
Might make my hair frizz. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
-I was joking! -Look on the bright side, guys. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
At least we've had all these great times together. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
Imagine what life would have been like if we'd never met. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
What a disaster(!) | 0:20:21 | 0:20:22 | |
I've just won a Nobel Prize for science! | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
I'm the youngest actress ever to play Hamlet on Broadway! | 0:20:24 | 0:20:29 | |
I found this down the back of the sofa! | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
Maybe we should think about something else. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
What's the big deal? Florida's not the other side of the world. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:40 | |
Oh, right. Sorry. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
Maybe's there's another way we can stop this? | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
I just wish there was a way we could slow down time. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:50 | |
DESK BELL RINGS | 0:20:50 | 0:20:51 | |
Good morning, good evening, good afternoon. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
This is gonna sound strange, | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
but do you sell anything I can use to slow down time? | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
This'll also sound strange, | 0:20:58 | 0:20:59 | |
but gilty-bilty, flimble-flimble, wimble-wimble, lalalala, woo, woo! | 0:20:59 | 0:21:05 | |
That does sound strange. Can you help me or not? | 0:21:05 | 0:21:09 | |
Actually, I do have such a device. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
WATCH TICKS | 0:21:11 | 0:21:12 | |
They call it the Watch of Eternity. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:16 | |
And it can slow time down? | 0:21:16 | 0:21:17 | |
Slow it, reverse it, stop it altogether. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
-How does it work? -Just one press of the button on the side, and... | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
Wow! It really does work! | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
You'll have complete mastery... | 0:21:29 | 0:21:30 | |
over the forces... | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
of time. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:35 | |
Have you been using that watch? | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
Who, me? No. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
Doesn't stop time at all, does it? | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
No, it doesn't. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
Can it even slow down time? | 0:21:50 | 0:21:51 | |
Not really. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
Well, it was worth a shot. | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
Thought you might want to know that Mr Morgan's coming back | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
for a second viewing of the house. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
Yep, and Max is going to be president of the world. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
Don't tell them that yet! | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
Before you get too excited, you ought to take a look at these. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:12 | |
Mum and Dad are moving to Florida. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
-With us? -Of course with us. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
And the baby. We'll be stuck with each other halfway around the world. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:21 | |
-Will I be able to come? -Er, probably not! | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
But I can't move to Florida! | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
I've got to stay here and become Edgar's apprentice. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:28 | |
And a millionaire property baron. And president of the world. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:32 | |
Maybe Ben could take your place. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
Yeah! That's a great idea! | 0:22:34 | 0:22:35 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
Hi, Mum! | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
No, it isn't. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
Sure here that Edgar's trying to sell our house. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
Textbook moral dilemma. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
So, you've got a choice, Max. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:48 | |
Help Edgar and move to Florida, be away from your best friend, | 0:22:48 | 0:22:52 | |
stuck with me, or you can help us put a stop to this. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:56 | |
All right, you... | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
win! | 0:23:01 | 0:23:02 | |
Well, I'd never thought I'd see the day! | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
OK, so what's the plan? | 0:23:05 | 0:23:08 | |
Well, it seems to me that the solution to our problem | 0:23:08 | 0:23:10 | |
is staring us right in the face. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
Toby, I need your complete jokes catalogue. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:16 | |
Of course! I knew there was a reason I lent him that money. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
I thought you were investing in a new microscope. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
I can't think of a greater investment than to save Dani's house. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:25 | |
Am I off the hook now? | 0:23:25 | 0:23:26 | |
-Yes. -Come on people, let's roll! | 0:23:26 | 0:23:30 | |
It's just a saying! | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
So, if you'd like to take one final look upstairs, Mr Morgan? | 0:23:33 | 0:23:37 | |
No, no. Won't be necessary. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
Like to take a quick look at the small print | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
before you put your signature on the contract? | 0:23:41 | 0:23:44 | |
Well, maybe just one last final look around. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
What's in here? | 0:23:48 | 0:23:49 | |
Ahh! | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
THEY SCREAM AND LAUGH | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
Are you OK, Mr Morgan? | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
What's going on? | 0:24:00 | 0:24:01 | |
Nothing, it's fine. I'll be fine. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
Just had a bit of a shock, that's all. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
Ohh! | 0:24:05 | 0:24:06 | |
Yeah, we do have a bit of a bug problem, I'm afraid. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:10 | |
Still, though, keep you company. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
Mr Morgan, let me show you the waste disposal. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
Oh, what is that smell? | 0:24:14 | 0:24:17 | |
-Smell? -Ooh, yes. He's right. There is a smell in here. It's awful. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:22 | |
Er, no. Er, actually... | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
no, no, it's all in your head, Mr Morgan. There isn't a smell. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:30 | |
There is. But it comes and goes. Soaked into the walls, you see. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:34 | |
But you'll get used to it. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:35 | |
Is that a pile of sick? | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
Ah yes, sometimes the smell can be a little overwhelming. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:45 | |
Are you all right, Mr Morgan? | 0:24:45 | 0:24:46 | |
I'm...really itchy. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
Ah, that's the fleas. They keep the cockroaches company. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:52 | |
Max, what are you doing? | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
The number one rule of being an estate agent is, | 0:24:55 | 0:24:59 | |
don't tell them the bad stuff! | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
Got it. Let me take you on a final tour of the bedrooms. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:05 | |
SPOOKY LAUGHING | 0:25:05 | 0:25:06 | |
-Uhh! -Sorry, the house is built on an old graveyard. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:09 | |
I've changed my mind. I really don't think I could live here after all. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
-But... -Don't try and change my mind. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
Ah, it's amazing what you can do | 0:25:29 | 0:25:31 | |
with rubber bugs, stink bombs and itching powder! | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
The fake sick was a great touch! | 0:25:34 | 0:25:35 | |
We didn't use the fake sick. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
Sorry. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
So, Max. You're on their side now, are you? | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
Sorry, Edgar. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
Yeah, well, I don't need you. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
I don't need anyone to sell this house! | 0:25:47 | 0:25:51 | |
I'm Edgar Malloy! | 0:25:51 | 0:25:53 | |
I always get my sale. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:55 | |
This contract is for number 65. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
Yes, this house. | 0:25:57 | 0:26:00 | |
This is number 67. 65 is next door. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:04 | |
-TOBY: -Which means this house isn't for sale. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
-EDGAR: -No, no, no. I don't make mistakes. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:10 | |
I'm Edgar Malloy! I'm gonna be office manager. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:14 | |
Face it. You messed up. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
Edgar! I'm so disappointed in you. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 | |
I think it's time you left our house. Don't you? | 0:26:21 | 0:26:24 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
Hey! I've no idea why we're laughing! | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
Oi, squirt. Pass the remote. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 | |
Certainly, Dani. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:38 | |
Why did you have to sell Max the entire stock of jokes? | 0:26:42 | 0:26:46 | |
I had to pay Sam back somehow. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:48 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:26:48 | 0:26:49 | |
You can get it. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:50 | |
May I? | 0:26:57 | 0:26:59 | |
Mr Morgan. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:01 | |
You've not changed your mind, have you? | 0:27:01 | 0:27:03 | |
Oh no, I really don't want to live here. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:04 | |
Good. Anyway, Edgar got the address wrong. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:07 | |
So I understand. I'd just like you to give this to your parents. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:11 | |
-What's this? -Planning permission. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
I bought the land this house is built on. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
And the house next door. And every house on the street. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
-ALL: -What?! | 0:27:18 | 0:27:19 | |
I'm a property developer. I'm having the entire estate razed to the ground | 0:27:19 | 0:27:22 | |
and in its place, I'm going to be building this. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:26 | |
Morgan Towers. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
Would you be interested in hiring an apprentice? | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
-ALL: -Max! | 0:27:31 | 0:27:33 | |
What's going to happen to the show if Dani's house is demolished? | 0:27:34 | 0:27:38 | |
I dread to think what next! | 0:27:38 | 0:27:40 | |
What would we watch then? | 0:27:40 | 0:27:43 | |
-BOTH: -Repeats! | 0:27:43 | 0:27:45 | |
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