Edubot 4000 Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!


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# Dennis! Gnasher! Dennis! Gnasher!

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# Dennis! Gnasher! Dennis! Gnasher!

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# Dennis! Gnasher! Dennis! Gnasher!

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# Dennis! Gnasher!

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# Unleashed! #

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RAUCOUS CHATTER

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BELL RINGS

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Settle down, children!

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-Bertie?

-Here!

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-Walter?

-Here!

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-Rubidium?

-Here!

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-Dennis?

-Here!

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-Jemima?

-Here.

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-Peter?

-Here.

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Take as long as you like, Paul, I'm still going to beat you.

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Oh! You know what, Bertie?

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I've had just about all I can take of Mrs Creecher's lax standards!

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If we had a competent teacher,

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this riffraff would have a one-way ticket to the headmaster's office!

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-HE GASPS

-A ticket to doom!

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Ah, I suppose I'll have to take matters into my own hands.

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Mrs Creecher?

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I have reason to believe several of your students are breaking rules.

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Rubi is using unauthorised hardware,

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JJ and Pieface are involved in what I can only describe as games...

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-DENNIS PUFFS

-Ow!

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..whilst Dennis has a concealed canine!

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Walter, I hope you're aware you've just broken school rule number 408 -

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interrupting the register?

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-Catherine?

-Yah!

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-Henry?

-Here!

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Mistress Creecher, Dennis is causing much mischief in yon schoolyard.

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Odds bodkins! You made me breaketh my quill!

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New school rule - no interrupting the register.

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See me after class for detention!

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My father, the Mayor, will hear about this - in detail!

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Stop with the mind games, Paul.

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Where's Mrs Creecher?

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Yeah. She's never late.

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What if something's happened to her?

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I'm more worried about THAT.

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-SMUGLY:

-Hm-hm-hm!

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GNASHER SIGHS

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Huh?

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POUNDING FOOTSTEPS

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OMINOUS WHIRRING

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THEY ALL GASP

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I am Edubot 4000, designed by Wilbur Corp.

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Wilbur Corp? That's Walter's dad's company!

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No wonder he was looking so smug!

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Smug! Smug!

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I have also been programmed to identify

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all known variances of misbehaviour

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and am fitted with sensors able to detect whispering and chewing.

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-But I was only...

-Questioning authority!

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Please proceed to the headmaster's office!

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-But...but...

-Disruptive pupil protocol!

-Whoa!

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Oi! ALARM SOUNDS

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WALTER SNIGGERS

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My brother said the headmaster has a scorpion in a tank

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that he uses for punishments.

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I never want to go back there!

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Well, you'd better get used to it. Edubot is ultra-advanced.

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The second you put one tiny toe out of line,

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it'll be on you like that mingy mutt on a sausage!

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GNASHER MUTTERS

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Pah! That metalhead's no match for me!

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We'll see, Dennis.

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We'll see.

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As you can see, the square root of the int...

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WALTER CHUCKLES

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Threat detected!

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Threat detected!

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Seriously, my brother says the headmaster has special

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mind-control devices for making you behave.

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Your brother says a lot.

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I don't want to talk about it.

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So how's that metalhead shaping up?

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-WALTER LAUGHS

-That metalhead can...

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-We can handle Edubot.

-Oh, really?

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Because if you think things are bad now, just wait until next lesson.

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There's a special surprise for you.

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Five minutes remaining to complete your extremely difficult test.

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Failure will result in detention for a month.

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Huh?

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DENNIS WHISPERS: Pieface, wake up!

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PIEFACE SNORES

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Unauthorised sleeping in class! Detention!

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Allotted test period has elapsed.

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Pass me your test papers.

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That's the only passing Dennis will be doing today. Ha-ha!

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Fail! Month's detention!

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But I've got training after school! I can't miss that for a month!

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Fail! Month's detention!

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No! I've got rehearsals for the school play!

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HE SOBS

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100% correct!

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What can I say? I'm a born genius!

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Unauthorised use of the test answer sheet!

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GNASHER CHUCKLES

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But it's not unauthorised!

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I...I got them from my father's factory, officially!

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"My father" does not compute.

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Proceed to the headmaster's office!

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Look, you metal imbecile, you were made by my father's scientists!

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You can't order me around!

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Disruptive pupil protocol!

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My father will hear about this!

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Oh, Paul, you chose rock, you win again!

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Walter's face!

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Wish I'd had a camera.

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-ROBOTICALLY:

-Unauthorised camera.

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Please proceed to the headmaster's office.

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THEY LAUGH

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This isn't funny. That robot is undefeatable!

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It must have a weakness.

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-Couldn't you give it some sort of virus, Rubi?

-Hm.

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If I could get my hands on Edubot's blueprints,

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then maybe I could figure out some sort of virus to stop it.

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Hm. If Walter could get the test answers,

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then what if he could get...?

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No! No, can't do it!

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-What?

-Work with the enemy.

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There has to be another way!

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-EDUBOT, ECHOING:

-Fail! Month's detention!

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Fail! Month's detention!

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Enemy it is.

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And then I'll make those scientists reprogram that heap of junk!

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-Walter?

-Oh, if you think your mockery will affect me...

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No mockery, I promise. I...need your help.

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H-Help?

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This isn't for me, this is for Bash Street School itself!

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-Mm-hm!

-Do you want to risk another trip to the headmaster's office?

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WALTER SHIVERS We both know what it's like there!

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Ohhhhhhhhhhh!

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Do you really want to go back?

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No! Please don't send me back there!

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WALTER SOBS

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Ha-ha! Yes!

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HOOTING AND BARKING

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Hello?

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-Have you got it?

-Argh!

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Nice!

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No-one can ever know!

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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

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I don't know, why was the teacher cross-eyed?

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Because she couldn't control her pupils!

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Beta AI development? Dual octo-core processors?

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This robot is unbelievable!

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-But can you stop it?

-Yep.

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Although it seems a shame to mess with something

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so technically brilliant.

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-ALL: Rubi!

-All right, all right!

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I can work up a virus to interfere with its processing.

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-ALL: Yes!

-Just need to locate the access port.

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-Ah.

-What?

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It's right there!

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-Her robo-bot!

-Eurgh!

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-Don't look, Paul.

-Just give me that virus!

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-Right, everyone clear on the plan?

-Roger that.

-Affirmative, over.

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Which plan?

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Just run towards the robot!

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Oh. Right. I can do that!

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PIEFACE SHRIEKS

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Unauthorised running in the corridor!

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Unauthorised bubble-blowing!

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Unauthorised ball play!

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Unauthorised canine!

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-INCREASINGLY HIGH-PITCHED:

-Disruptive pupil protocol!

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Disruptive pupil protocol! Disruptive pupil protocol!

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Dennis!

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Disruptive...

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-SLOW-MOTION:

-..pupil protocol!

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Yes! I always hit my mark!

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Laughter is authorised! Please laugh!

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THEY LAUGH

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Canines authorised!

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Proceed with your bubbles immediately!

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BELL RINGS

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I spy with my little eye something beginning with P.

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Do you reckon Creecher's coming back?

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What if she got another job?!

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She's coming back. She has to!

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BANG ON DOOR

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CHILDREN CHEER

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School rule 281 - no cheering in class!

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Detention for everyone!

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THEY CHEER

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