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# Dennis! Gnasher! | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
# Unleashed! # | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
LOUD HEAVY METAL JAMMING | 0:00:40 | 0:00:44 | |
Isn't there a school rule against excessive noise?! | 0:00:46 | 0:00:51 | |
Thank you, class 3C! Yeah! | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
MUSIC STOPS | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
Oh, it's finally finished. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
I mean, thank you for sharing your interesting... | 0:00:58 | 0:01:02 | |
music, although I'm not sure how it relates to the homework | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
on tools of the Iron Age. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
They're both heavy metal. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
-Tenuous, but... -BELL RINGS | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
..as it's Silly Hat Discount Day at Beano Burgers... | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
..C minus. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:17 | |
We smashed it! Yeah! | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
I'd hardly call forcing your classmates | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
and superiors to listen to that racket smashing it. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:27 | |
Well, at least I'll never have to subject my ears to that | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
-ever again. -Yeah, you won't. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:34 | |
Oh, well, good. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:35 | |
As long as you're not within 100 miles of Beanotown Park. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:39 | |
We're generously treating the whole town to a free gig. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
Don't worry, Walter, you can always borrow these. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
Play while you can, Dinmakers. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
Ooh! | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
Nice of you to volunteer, Walter. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
You can help me take these costumes to the drama department. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:01 | |
Grrr! | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
Oh! | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
Hmm... | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
This gig's going to be amazebeans! | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
I can already hear the crowd shouting our names. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
Dennis! Gnasher! | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
-From Dennis and The Dinmakers! Oh, it's really you! -Yeah. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
My name's Wanda. I totally dig your stuff. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
-I heard you playing at school. -You don't go to our school. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
Er, I mean, I heard you playing at my school. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:32 | |
-Yes, it's miles away, but you're just so loud. -We sure are. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:36 | |
Although I have to say, you're my favourite. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:40 | |
It is DENNIS and The Dinmakers after all, hm? | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
GNASHER GROWLS | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
I guess that's the name of the... | 0:02:45 | 0:02:46 | |
Sure, the others are - ahem - talented, but you're the star, | 0:02:46 | 0:02:51 | |
the face that will be on a million bedroom walls... | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
and everywhere else you're contractually obliged to put it. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
Hmm, I do like the idea of my face being contractually obliged | 0:02:57 | 0:03:01 | |
to be places. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:02 | |
-We're on our way to band practice now, you should come along. -Oh! | 0:03:02 | 0:03:06 | |
HE WHINES WORRIEDLY | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
GUITAR SOLO | 0:03:08 | 0:03:12 | |
Nice solo, Dennis. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
A bit long at 22 minutes, 51 seconds, don't you think? | 0:03:14 | 0:03:18 | |
-It was Wanda's idea. -Who's Wanda? | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
Surprise! She's my... | 0:03:21 | 0:03:22 | |
I mean, our biggest fan. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
WANDA GIGGLES | 0:03:25 | 0:03:26 | |
-We've got a fan? -Just the one! But I can change that. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:30 | |
She's got tonnes of ideas about how we can make the big time. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:34 | |
So? | 0:03:34 | 0:03:35 | |
So, erm... | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
Don't you want to become rich and famous | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
and get everything you've ever wanted? | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
Like a stretch skateboard... | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
I've always wanted my own range of perfume. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
L'Eau de JJ. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
How about you, Gnasher? | 0:03:53 | 0:03:54 | |
CHEERING | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
You know Gnasher, he probably just wants a sausage. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
HE MOANS | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
But we won't get anything until Wanda makes some changes. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:08 | |
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What changes? | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
Well, first, we need to lower the volume on this, whatever it is. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:15 | |
Wanda thinks your bleeps and squeaks | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
are fighting with my delicately refined vocals. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
Lower the volume? How much? | 0:04:21 | 0:04:22 | |
-KEYBOARD PLAYS -Lower... | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
-VOLUME DECREASES -Lower... | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
Lower... | 0:04:26 | 0:04:27 | |
Shh-shh... Lower. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:28 | |
-Shh-shh-shh... Lower. -KEYBOARD BECOMES INAUDIBLE | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
-Perfect! -Ugh! | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
And, Gnasher, Wanda thinks your dancing may be too...anarchic. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:38 | |
You're distracting attention away from his personal brand. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
Brand Dennis. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
Yeah! | 0:04:44 | 0:04:45 | |
And finally from me, Anne Finally, let's meet the lead singer | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
of raucous local rock band Dennis and The Dinmakers | 0:04:51 | 0:04:55 | |
ahead of their musical extravaganza in Beanotown Park. | 0:04:55 | 0:05:00 | |
Tell me, Dennis, how would you describe The Dinmakers' sound? | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
-Tell them... -WHISPERS | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
My manager says the sound isn't important. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
It's all about having a rocking "I don't care" attitude | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
and dropping the mic! | 0:05:11 | 0:05:12 | |
ELECTRONIC DRONING | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
Well, I guess that's the end of that interview. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
I can't believe he made Wanda manager without telling us. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
And wasn't that interview meant to be with the whole band? | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
That was the plan, | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
but Dennis told the reporter that he's the only one worth talking to. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
So, what are you going to do? | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
-Oh, did he? -Hmph! Here he comes. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
What's with the hairy eyeball? I was promoting our gig. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
Are you sure you weren't just bigging up Brand Dennis? | 0:05:36 | 0:05:40 | |
Hey, relax, guys! | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
It's completely normal to feel agitated in the lead-up | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
to a big performance. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
I know what'll make things better! | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
A fun and perfectly equal photo session. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:52 | |
After all, we can't have a gig without a super-cool poster! | 0:05:52 | 0:05:56 | |
Dinmakers, time for your final rehearsal! | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
THEY ALL SIGH | 0:06:15 | 0:06:16 | |
WHISPERS: Hello. Can someone test my mic for me? | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
I don't want to stress my vocal cords before a big show. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
-What's the point? -Getting too big for his boots. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
I can't believe they haven's split up yet. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
Oh, my! Who is this? | 0:06:28 | 0:06:32 | |
That's just Paul. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
JUST Paul? | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
Oh, look at him! | 0:06:36 | 0:06:37 | |
He positively, absolutely oozes star quality. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
-He should sing. -He can't even talk. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
Although he would obviously steal the limelight from Dennis. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:46 | |
No way! Paul's out of the band! | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
He was never in the band. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
-He's still out. -But you'll walk if he's not allowed to join, right? | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
-I will? -He said he will! | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
Oh, just let Paul in the band. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
Well, if Pieface is signing someone up, so is Dennis! | 0:06:57 | 0:07:01 | |
-Yeah. -We can't all sign up a new member on the day of the gig. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
So, then, it's agreed. Everyone can sign up a new member, apart from JJ. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:09 | |
Oh, yeah? Just try and stop me. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
No problem! | 0:07:11 | 0:07:12 | |
Look, just calm down. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
-BOTH: -We're totally calm! | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
Chill! Everybody can sign up one new member. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:22 | |
One, two! One, two, three, four! | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
MUSIC PLAYS | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
So, this is some sort of musical experiment? | 0:07:27 | 0:07:31 | |
Yeah. Sort of. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
I can't believe you chose your dad. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
I can't believe you chose our teacher. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
I didn't know who to ask. I panicked. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
Oh, what is a sausage's favourite kind of music? | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
I don't know. What is a sausage's favourite kind of music? | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
Rock and sausage roll! | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
And Dennis is rocking the coolest new member. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:59 | |
Twang, twang, twang! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
Whoa! | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
Well, that was awful. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
Yeah, but how did I look? | 0:08:05 | 0:08:06 | |
You know what, Dennis? | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
I think you've grown too big for The Dinmakers. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
At least, your head has. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
Come on, Paul. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
Go on, then. Go! | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
I'll be fine on my own. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
-I don't need any of you. -Ooh... | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
Wait, Gnasher, I didn't mean...you. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:25 | |
At least I've got you, Wanda. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
It was noisy while it lasted. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
Huh? | 0:08:37 | 0:08:38 | |
HE GASPS | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
I guess it was pretty obvious. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
Wait! Hold up! | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
Wanda wasn't Wanda. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
She was Walter! | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
THEY ALL GASP | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
What difference does it make? | 0:08:59 | 0:09:00 | |
What do you mean, what difference does it make? | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
OK. OK. I'm sorry I let Wanda... I mean Walter...get into my head. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
And...? | 0:09:06 | 0:09:07 | |
And I'm sorry I acted like a... | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
Like a...? | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
Total guff-brain? | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
Like a...total guff-muffin. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
But if we get back together, | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
we can go back to how it used to be. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
What, you thinking you're the star of the show? | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
No! Making a noise so impossibly loud, it blows people's socks off! | 0:09:23 | 0:09:28 | |
ROCK MUSIC PLAYS | 0:09:28 | 0:09:32 | |
-AUDIENCE MEMBER: -Hurry up! I'm missing Top Of The Mops for this! | 0:09:32 | 0:09:36 | |
It pains me to inform you that our headliners have had to cancel | 0:09:36 | 0:09:40 | |
due to unforeseen circumstances... | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
caused by me. Ahem. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
But do not despair. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
In their place, welcome a new, far-more-talented act, | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
Walter's Woodwind Wonder! | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
HE PLAYS A JOLLY TUNE | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
CROWD GROANS AND GRUMBLES | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
Well, that's music ruined for ever. Again. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
See, Dinmakers, I'M the star of the show! | 0:10:00 | 0:10:04 | |
DENNIS PLAYS A CHORD | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
What are you doing here?! | 0:10:06 | 0:10:07 | |
I split you... I mean, somebody split you up. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:11 | |
Nice try, WANDA! | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
GNASHER SNARLS | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
We don't need fame. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Being nobody suits us just fine. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
How sweet. So what if you're back together? | 0:10:21 | 0:10:25 | |
You're not getting me off this stage! | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
OK. Then we'll join you. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
WALTER GASPS | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
CROWD CHEERS | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 |