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# Dennis, Gnasher

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# Dennis, Gnasher

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# Dennis, Gnasher

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# Dennis, Gnasher

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# Dennis, Gnasher

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# Dennis, Gnasher

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# Dennis, Gnasher

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# Unleashed! #

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BELL RINGS

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CHEERING

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What do you reckon Olive's cooked up for Stewsday Tuesday?

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I'm getting sprouts, marshmallows, curry powder...

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Hey, Rubi, it's not that bad. I'll smuggle yours out of my pockets.

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I had them stew-proofed especially.

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SHE SIGHS

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It's not the stew. It's my dad.

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He was talking to the toaster this morning.

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Big day for the two of us, Toasty.

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All the things we'll accomplish together once I've installed

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your nuclear reactor.

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There's nothing I wouldn't do for my bestest girl.

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You are one in a million, Professor.

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Please, call me Norbert.

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GIGGLES

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Norbert.

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It's like the toaster's his best friend.

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Maybe his only friend.

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So, what you're saying is...

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We should get him a waffle maker to widen his social circle.

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Close, but really not close.

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I think Dad's lonely.

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So we'll get him a girlfriend.

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Great idea or what?

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Well, maybe.

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But where are we going to find...

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Find what, treacle chops?

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Oh, my. Is that the time?

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I think I left the toaster on.

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Mmm.

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Oh, dear. Man down.

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Fear not!

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Oh.

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Woohoo!

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Ah!

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LAUGHING

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Yeah!

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HE GROANS

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Nein, nein, nein...

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-So...

-We had a blast!

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But let's face it, I'm too young to settle down.

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Hasta la vista!

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TYRES SCREECH

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HE COUGHS

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Think, people, think.

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Who's the perfect date for the professor?

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What happened when the magnet took the paperclip on a date?

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I don't know. What happened when the magnet took the paperclip on a date?

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They were instantly attracted to each other.

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RIMSHOT

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We've tried everyone.

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Maybe this just isn't going to work.

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It has to.

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We can't let your dad stay lonely forever.

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Oi, you guys, look!

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WilburCorp, putting the "techno" into

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technological market domination!

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Yes!

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Blam! She's the one.

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Dr Pfooflepfeffer? I don't know.

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She works for Walter's dad, remember?

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Yeah, doing science stuff, just like your dad.

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They've got tonnes in common. Come on.

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SHE BREATHES HEAVILY

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Dr Foodleflip...

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Dr Foodle, flipper...

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Doc, how would you like to go on a date with a

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sophisticated young, handsome scientist?

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Or at least a scientist.

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I have no time for romantic frippery.

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I'm late for my t'ai chi class.

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Snout off my Attache case!

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A what "a" case?

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No, wait, please.

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Rubi's dad's a really great guy.

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Rubi, as in Rubidium von Screwtop,

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daughter of the renowned...?

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Yep, she's that Rubidium von Screwtop.

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Why didn't you say so before?

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I'd love to meet your daddy.

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-Yay!

-Yes!

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Hmm...

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SHE LAUGHS

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And to think they labelled the Hydrochloric Acid Exhibit

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with the Hydrofluoric acid formula.

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Hydrofluoric...

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SHE LAUGHS HARDER

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You don't think she's overdoing it?

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No. She's just into him, big-time.

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That was the most fun I've ever had in a museum.

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See you later, my exquisite exhibit.

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Consider it a fixed point in the space time continuum,

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spectacles that glimmer like diamonds lady.

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Mmm...

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Just call me Cupid.

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OK, you're stupid, but your plan's going amazebeansly.

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I don't know.

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Something doesn't feel quite right.

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The plan has to be here somewhere.

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SHE GRUNTS

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A-ha.

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Dr Pfooflepfeffer!

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Rubidium!

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I was just looking for my glasses...

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I mean jacket...

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I-I mean shoes.

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Ah, you're here.

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Why, yes, I came to whisk you away.

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Shall we?

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SHE CRASHES

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Whoopsie. I'm right behind you, my dear.

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SHE GASPS

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Dennis, we've got a problem.

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A big one. Meet me at Dad's lab.

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On our way.

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Dad's atomic toaster.

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Why would Pfooflepfeffer be looking at that?

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Taking an interest in her new boyff's work.

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Relax, Rubi. She's smitten.

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Hey, what you got there, Gnasher?

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BARKS

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Pfooflepfeffer's Attache case.

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Who has an Attache case?

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SHE GASPS

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"My Plans to Steal Professor Screwtop's

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"Lethally Destructive Atomic Toaster"

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by Dr PF Pfooflepfeffer.

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Smitten, is she?

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OK, so it turns out she's a crazy power-hungry trickster.

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Who knew? No biggie.

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We'll just tell your dad what she's up to and it's sorted.

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How little you know of the human heart.

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We've made Rubi's dad fall in love with her.

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Yeah, if we tell him she was only hanging around to get

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a hold of his secret plans,

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he'll be heartbroken.

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Heartbroken? It's all so beautifully sad.

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HE CRIES

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We can sort this.

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We made him fall in love with her,

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so we can make him fall out of love with her, too.

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Great plan.

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Except, he'll still be lonely, so it's still really sad.

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I prepared my speciality for you, my dear.

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Steak and kidney pie,

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R squared.

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Oh, a math joke.

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-JJ:

-Are you sitting comfortably, ma'am?

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WHOOPIE CUSHION DEFLATES

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SHE GIGGLES

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Excuse me.

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Ah, textbook expulsion of

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methane from the alimentary canal.

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Dear lady, you are biologically perfect.

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SHE GROANS

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Mmm.

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Magma chillies.

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How did you know I adore spicy food?

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Don't stop. I love a banging beat.

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Oh, as do I.

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Oh, is there anything about you that isn't perfect?

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Yeah, her being a scheming, toaster-plan stealing...

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We're going to have to confront her.

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OK, but not with Dad here.

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Dad, can you come with me?

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There's a scientific emergency in the..

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..somewhere that's not here.

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SHE GASPS

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Children, what is this?

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Confession time.

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You're pretending to like the professor

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just so he can get his toaster plans.

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Admit it!

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-Nonsense.

-Oh, yeah?

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What about this?

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-My Attache case!

-A tissue case?

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Who even has one of those?

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So, you found me out.

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Seems there's only one thing to do.

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Hypno t'ai chi!

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I propose a toast to myself.

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The ultimate domestic appliance of mass destruction is mine, mine!

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Stop! What are you doing with my atomic toaster?

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Claiming it as my own invention,

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and bringing all who oppose me to their knees.

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-Unhand this toaster!

-Give me that.

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Atomic countdown activated.

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Event horizon in T-minus...

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Ten, nine...

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-How do we stop it?

-Eight...

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-We can't. I haven't installed the off switch yet.

-Seven...

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Six...

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-Five...

-Guff bombs.

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-Gnasher, the window.

-Four...

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-My lab seals itself if the sensor detects panic in the air.

-Three...

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-Two...

-I might want to rethink that.

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One...

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We're all toast!

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Huh?

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What? It's a toaster.

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Sure, it's atomic, but that's just to maximise its toastability.

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I wondered what you were so getting giddy about.

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Especially you, Dr Pfoofle...

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Oh.

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HE SIGHS

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I guess she really did just want me for my toaster.

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Mm, perfect.

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Toastie, you're the best.

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Don't you mean second-best?

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Correct!

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My bestest girl is right here.

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And I know with pinpoint accuracy

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how she likes her toast.

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So you invented this for me?

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Aww.

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So, not because you were lonely

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and wanted an atomic toaster to be your best friend?

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No, because that would be strange.

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How could I be lonely with my Rubidium by my side?

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I'm guessing you don't miss Dr Pfoofle-thingy too much then?

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Who, her? It would never have worked.

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The things she had to say about String theory,

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and what was that Attache case about?

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I know, right?

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Um, Professor?

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What happens if you press the red button?

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Never press the red button!

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Um, I thought I've already...

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ALARMS RING

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Run!

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YELLING

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