Night of the Living Veg Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

# Dennis, Gnasher, Dennis, Gnasher

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# Unleashed! #

Remember, whichever team grows the biggest veg gets ten minutes'

extra lunch break for a week.

But it's not about prizes.

Gardening is about peace, calm, and patience.

GNASHER GNASHES Chomp-Grow 9,000 coming through!

Good use of modern technology, Dennis. Carry on.

Time for some high-speed seed.

Blam, water. Result. What now?

-Now we wait up to 21 days for the seeds to germinate.

-Wait?

They're plants, Dennis. They take time.

Oh, there must be some way to speed it up. What do plants like?

My dad says plants like it when you talk to them.

-Sounds silly to me, eh, Paul?

-Good plan.

Hurry up and grow, you lazy veg!

Look, a couple of prize turnips.

-Sure, Walter, like you could do better.

-Mmm!

Your plants are coming on unbelievably well, Walter.

That's because I'm sprinkling them with my father's VV.

EVERYONE GROANS

Wilbur's veggie vitamins. VV.

This stuff is going to win me that extra ten-minute lunch.

At last, my food will properly settle.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be growing.

We need our own top-secret, super fast fertiliser.

Funny you should mention.

My Nana makes this to a top-secret family recipe.

One drop per plant and VOOM!

Danger, blah, blah, blah. One drop only, blah, blah.

Never mix with industrial waste, blah, blah, blah. Sounds safe to me.

-What's in that stuff?

-Chill, it's organic.

Well, it's got organs in.

Same thing, yeah?

Right, class. Triple maths time.

THEY ALL GROAN

Ooh, yay, time for sums!

One drop only? Bet one bottle's even better.

GNASHER BARKS

Nice find, Gnasher! Let's see if Walter's VV can liven things up.

Oh, guff bombs. Come on, Gnasher.

Even maths is better than waiting for these veggies to grow.

That's what I call a rehearsal.

GROWLING JJ? Rubi?

Is that you?

You're not scaring me, guys.

Scared!

OK, Gnasher, I think we do what we always do when we're faced

with a load of carrots.

Run!

JJ, open up! I'm being chased by mutant carrots.

Chased by mutant carrots, that's a new one.

Dennis, you're being chased by mutant carrots.

Did I not mention that?

It's got to be something to do with your Nana's fertiliser.

-I don't get what's gone wrong. You only used one drop.

-Erm...

You used more than one drop.

-DENNIS MUMBLES

-You used the whole bottle?

The gardening thing was taking way too long!

-Ugh.

-We have to do something. The whole town's in danger.

We should go to the allotment and see what else has sprouted.

-Huh?

-We didn't just plant carrots, Dennis.

-Oh, guff bombs.

Come on!

GNASHER WHIMPERS

-What's invisible and smells of carrots?

-I don't know.

-What is invisible and smells of carrots?

-Rabbit's guffs.

FLATULENT TOOT

Let's get out of here.

Pie-Face, Rubi, meet us at the allotment now.

Walter? What are you doing here?

Cheating, of course.

You left the price labels on, you guff donkey.

-At least I have veg!

-Oh, I got veg.

-Here comes your five a day.

-Aah!

We planted carrots, runner beans, and sprouts.

Why are we only being chased by carrots?

Well, that answers that question.

Quick, in here!

-Right, we need a plan to stop those veg.

-How did they get so big?

Maybe perhaps I used a little too much fertiliser,

but I didn't mix it with industrial waste, just Walter's VV.

Wilbur's VV is 99% industrial waste

and 1% liquorice.

Trust your dad to peddle toxic chemicals

and use liquorice. Yuck.

We need to stop those veggies before they get any bigger.

This might come in handy.

-A bioactive photochemical matrix agitator.

-What?

A veggie detector.

It's right on top of us. It's right on top of us. Oh, it's Paul.

-Hi, Paul.

-Screening out potatoes.

-Come on.

-I'll keep watch...

..on my own.

Wait for me!

-PIE-FACE:

-Gosh, Paul, doesn't the school look romantic by moonlight?

Shh!

Something ahead.

Looks big.

Short, controlled gnashes.

What is that?

It's Ralph the caretaker.

Leave me. Save yourselves!

No-one gets left behind.

Incoming, five metres and closing.

-I was locking up for the night. I found their lair.

-Two metres.

It's in the kitchen. When they saw Olive's blender, they went berserk.

-PIE-FACE:

-Oh, Paul!

-They're here!

-Where?

Run, run, runner beans!

This veg is rotten.

THEY ALL GROAN AND STRUGGLE

What does Olive even have a ridiculously large blender?

Gonna need a bigger blender.

I think the veg want to cook us for a change.

We need to get free before they agree on a recipe.

We need a mutant veg who's on our side.

We need Paul.

No, you can't be serious.

The last thing we need is more massive monster veg.

What's the worst that can happen?

Don't worry, guys. Paul always looks after his mate.

-Let's go. Now.

-Wait. We can't just run away.

If we don't stop these veg, they'll take over the whole town.

Listen. I've got a plan.

-Go, potato, go!

-On tonight's menu, a massive distraction.

Charge!

Aah!

OK, Dennis, now.

Yeah.

Yee-haw!

Amaze-beans! Maybe it's the carrots, maybe it's the hint of sprouts.

I reckon it's the 1% liquorice.

Blergh!

Don't worry, Paul. We'll get you back to normal...somehow.

Agitation in an aqueous solution of sodium stearate should work.

-ALL:

-Huh?

-Wash him in soap and water.

But let's do it tomorrow.

I've got an idea worth waiting for.

We have a winner!

Dennis and his friends get extra long lunch breaks for a week.

-Yeah!

-Yeah!

-Blam! That's the thing about gardening, Walter.

If you wait long enough, you get what you deserve.