Dennis's School Dinners Dennis the Menace and Gnasher


Dennis's School Dinners

After a prank misfires and puts the school cook out of action, Dennis and co go undercover to give the pupils a day of school dinners they will never forget.


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-Ready, Gnasher?

-Let's go!

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# Playing by the rules

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# Is highly overrated

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# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

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# They can't hold us back

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# We'll make the most of every second

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# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

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# After all is said and done

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# Shout, "One for all and all for fun!"

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# Nothing's gonna bring us down today

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# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #

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Gang way!

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Coming through!

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What they said!

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By the way, why are we running?

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It's lunch time.

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And it's pizza day!

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Oh, yeah!

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Frog.

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FROG CROAKS

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HE SCREAMS

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Pepper, stat.

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HE SNEEZES

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THEY SCREAM

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-Fake puke.

-Plastic or rubber?

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Plastic.

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-DENNIS RETCHES

-Urgh!

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Oh, yes. Go Team Menace ha-ha!

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Three large pepperonis, please.

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Deep-filled, extra everything.

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-Pizza's off.

-Eh? Walter?

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Where's good old Brenda?

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Oh, good old Brenda will be absent for a few days.

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As a consequence, the headmaster has afforded me the opportunity

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to elevate nutritional standards at our beloved school.

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-Eh?

-Pizza's off.

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Two bits of lettuce and a broad bean?

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I don't even like broad beans.

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Who does, Curly?

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Another pie crumb, anyone?

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Look at us.

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-Scavenging in school bags for scraps.

-Oh, bread stick.

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-CRUNCH

-Old pencil.

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Kids like us need real food and if we've got to make with some

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serious menacing to get it, that's an added bonus.

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So there I was helping a family of hedgehogs across the autobahn...

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DOOR SLAMS

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But with my nutritionally balanced menu,

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pupils will benefit from an immediate improvement...

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Do your worst, Bea.

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PFFTT!

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..along with a nine percent reduction in a tendency to be

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irritating, smelly little oiks.

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Urgh!

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Nine percent? You are clever, Walter.

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Come, sir. Observe.

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CHILDREN MOAN

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-He, he fired you?

-No, he threw up in my chef's hat.

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Then he fired me.

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-And goodness knows who will get to do tomorrow's school lunch.

-Hello, sir.

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My Auntie Beryl does catering.

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Nutritious, delicious dinners?

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Yeah, why not give her a call? Bye.

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TELEPHONE RINGS

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-MIMICS WOMAN:

-Hello? Yes this is Auntie Beryl's catering service.

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Let's go serve up some fun.

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PUPILS: Ooh! Ah!

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-MIMICS WOMAN:

-Mmmm, lovely. Who's for pizza?

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PUPILS: Woo! Yeah!

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We're running out of mash.

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Gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash.

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Sir, sir! Those dinner ladies, they're impostors. It's Dennis.

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What?

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-Don't be so silly, Walter. It's his Auntie Beryl.

-But, sir, look.

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One of them is a dog.

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Oh, Walter! I'm so sorry, Mrs...?

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Gnasher-gnasher-gnash.

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Ah, yes. Mrs Gnasher-gnasher-gnash.

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-Walter, lots of elderly ladies grow a few whiskers. Don't be so rude.

-Ohh!

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DENNIS AND FRIENDS LAUGH

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Oh, seriously. I thought Walter's head was going to explode!

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-MIMICS WOMAN:

-Hi, Auntie Beryl's catering here.

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Tomorrows order is six bags of potatoes...

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Oh, did you hear that, Paul? A family reunion.

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..40 packs of fish fingers, 50 large pies...

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150, very large.

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..make that 150, very large pies and 227 sausages.

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-Gnash.

-Sorry, 228. Thank you.

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-MIMICS WOMAN:

-Hello? This is Auntie Beryl's catering again.

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I'd like to change tomorrow's lunch order.

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-What?! There's been a mistake.

-No mistake, doll.

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Two tons of ice cream in one unfeasibly giant scoop.

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Ta-ra.

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He-he-he. Excellent.

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-TELEPHONE RINGS

-Hello?

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-FEMALE VOICE:

-Erm, hello?

-Auntie Beryl,

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I've just had today's lunch order.

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-Two tons of ice cream?

-Ice cream? No, no, no.

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-No ice cream here, not a single scoop.

-I'm coming right over.

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PUPILS SCREAM

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And what's all this his about?

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Half a ton of live lobsters?

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Pie-Face, diversion if you please?

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Hello, have you met Paul the potato?

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He's having his nap.

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Oof, ouch.

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Get off me!

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Dennis, please tell me we are not selling cans of raspberry rocket.

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That stuff's full of sugar, kids go hyper.

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Good hyper? Or bad hyper?

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Disaster hyper.

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Ahem.

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Everyone, what ever you do, do not under any circumstances drink this.

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PUPILS: Wahoo!

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Food fight!

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-Pie-Face, get rid of this stuff!

-OK, see you.

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-Curly, I didn't order any of those things.

-OK, I'm back.

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-You get rid of it?

-Yeah.

-Where?

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-Oh, I dumped it in that big bin with a picture of a lobster on it.

-Cool.

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Now... Huh! You what?!

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THEY SCREAM

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Erm, sorry to trouble you again, Auntie Beryl

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but the school food inspector has turned up. He wants to...

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-What is it you want to do again?

-Inspect the school food. Obviously.

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Everything is all right, isn't it?

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-MIMICS WOMAN:

-Yes. Everything's fine.

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Curly, Gnasher. You've got to delay this inspector guy.

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OK. All we've got to do is calm every one down

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and get rid of an army of hyper lobsters. Can't be that hard.

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Listen up, you lot! Everybody got to chill, right now! Or else!

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WHIRRING AND DRILLING

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Well she's not our usual dinner lady but... Agh!

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SLURPING

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Herbal tea. Brilliant, eh? Now we just need to...

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Sorry, all gone.

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Uh-oh.

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WHIRRING AND DRILLING

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And then there's Mrs Gnasher-gnasher-gnash.

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Lovely lady but don't mention the beard.

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Golly, hello, Mrs Creecher.

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OK. Plan D and G it is.

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Just change suck to blow.

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This ought to cool everyone down.

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THEY SCREAM

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Walter? Disguise, rubbish. Timing, perfect.

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-Walter!

-I can explain. Uh. No, no, I can't.

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-Two lettuce leaves and a broad bean?

-Next.

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Great to have you back, Brenda.

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Gnash!

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Dennis and his faithful hound Gnasher are out to make every day as much fun as possible, but their adventures often lead them into trouble. After a prank misfires and puts the school cook out of action, Dennis and co go undercover to give the pupils a day of school dinners they will never forget - only the headmaster, half a tonne of hyperactive lobsters and a school inspector who looks suspiciously like Walter stand in their way.


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