Car Wash Caper Dennis the Menace and Gnasher


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Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!

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# Playing by the rules

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# Is highly overrated

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# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

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# They can't hold us back

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# We'll make the most of every second

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# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

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# After all is said and done

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# Shout, "One for all and all for fun!"

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# Nothing's gonna bring us down today

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# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #

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Everything ready, Curly?

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-All systems go, Dennis.

-History's in the menace making.

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Hear that, pal? You're about to be the first potato on the moon.

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Ready for lift-off, Gnasher?

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-Three, two...

-Grr!

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ALL: Huh?

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A potato? The moon? What were you thinking?!

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An astro spud! I know, genius!

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Oh, I'm going to be doing overtime on my overtime to pay this damages bill.

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Oh, perhaps you could help Paul write

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his bestselling astro spud autobiography.

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Oh!

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Sorry, Pie-Face, the spud space programme is going to have to wait.

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Right now, we need a fundraising scheme to help Dad pay the bill.

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-Oh! What about a pie stand?

-Yeah...

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-Last time we had a pie stand, YOU ate all the pies.

-Oh, yeah...

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-A dog grooming service?

-No chance.

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-They'd all want to look like Gnasher, and he's a one-off.

-Arf...

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-HORN HONKS

-Huh? What's he up to?

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Ha-ha! We'll have a car wash!

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Look, Walter can pull in two cars with a five-star car wash,

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so if we have 5,000 stars,

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we'll pull in, er...

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two million cars!

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Are there two million cars in Beanotown?

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No time for counting, Curly, we've a menace car wash to set up!

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And 5,000.

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Oh...

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THEY GASP

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-Hmm...

-Don't worry, Dennis. We'll just wait for the next dirty car.

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Oh, there must be more than two dirty cars in Beanotown.

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-SQUELCH!

-Eurgh!

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SEAGULL CAWS

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Oh, it's just hit me!

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-If you want to mess up cars, you can't beat a bird.

-That's right.

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Birds are born to mess up cars!

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Oh, so we catch and train 5,000 birds.

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Or, faster, we just menace one up.

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-Feathers away, Gnasher!

-Gnash! Gnash!

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Grr!

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Oh! It's like I'm watching a nature programme.

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This, Pie-Face, is the Menace 2,000 Car Messer-upper Bird Bot.

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-Oh, catchy.

-All we need now is ammo.

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Two buckets of mud, one bucket of cold baked beans,

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another bucket of mud, one bucket of sour cream,

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past best before date, another bucket of mud,

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16 jars of horseradish... in a bucket,

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two buckets of soggy porridge,

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3,800 millilitres of Raspberry Rocket Drink...

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-and mix thoroughly.

-Gnash! Gnash! Grr!

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Gnash! Gnash! Gnash! Gnash!

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Come on, let's see how Curly's getting on with the GPS.

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HE HUMS

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Eurgh!

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I've hooked up our GPS so it now has the ability of satellite guidance,

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and finalised the upgrade

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with state-of-the-art target recognition software.

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You're good to go, Dennis.

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Nice one, Curly! Time to rustle up some business.

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Oh... Oh, no!

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HE HUMS

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Agh! Agh! Agh!

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Goodness me! Oh! Urgh!

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Eurgh! Ew!

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ALL: Huh?

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ALL: Oh!

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Hmm! Looks like your reputation precedes you, Dennis.

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Oh, he's right. They think we'll make their cars dirtier.

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Technically, we HAVE made their cars dirtier.

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Yes, but Walter's getting all the business!

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We earned that business and we're going to get it back.

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A first-class job, team.

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SQUELCH!

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Huh! I think you'll find this vehicle's still dirty!

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DENNIS WHISTLES

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Who's up for Beanotown's fastest car wash?

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Woof! Woof!

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Gnash! Gnash! Gnash! Gnash! Gnash...!

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-Lower fee and poop free!

-Huh?!

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There!

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-SQUELCH!

-Oh, no!

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DENNIS LAUGHS

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Gnash!

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Gnash! Gnash! Gnash! Gnash...!

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-Ha!

-Thank you very much.

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Gnash! Gnash! Gnash!

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Huh-ya!

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-Wahey!

-Huh-ya!

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Oh, fantastic, there!

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Thanks, Sergeant. Next!

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Gnash! Gnash! Gnash!

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I'll be recommending your car wash to all of my friends.

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Mayor Scrimp has friends?!

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-Mm-hmm!

-Finally...

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SQUELCH! Oh, no!

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THEY LAUGH

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Right, my avian adversary, this means war!

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Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three...

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Uh-oh...

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-WALTER SNIFFS

-Porridge?

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Baked beans?

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And...is that Raspberry Rocket Drink?

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Either the local birds have radically altered their diet,

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or I smell a Dennis scam!

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Colonel, stop!

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That's a rare and endangered wooden-beaked warbler!

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Oh...?

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Wooden-beaked warbler?

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Over 60 years as Beanotown's number-one bird watcher

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and I've never heard of it. It MUST be rare!

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Pardon me, Colonel, but I do hope

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you're planning to take that menace right out of the sky.

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Don't be so absurd, of course not!

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-That's a wooden-beaked warbler, don't you know?

-A what?

-Exactly!

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I hadn't seen one before either. It's incredibly rare.

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Oh, no, I can't shoot it down. It could well be the last of its kind.

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-Mm-hm.

-I have to capture it.

-Huh?!

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I say, my boy,

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how would you like to be part of the ornithological coup of the century?

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Get it? Coup?

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No? It's a bird thing.

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-Curly, give me the controller! We're about to be rumbled!

-Here!

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If my calculations are correct, this net will fly out,

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open up mid-flight and capture the bird.

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-Fire in the hole!

-BANG!

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Oh!

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My calculations may have been a bit off.

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Oh, dear! I hope it wasn't the last of its kind.

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What?!

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-We've lost the bird!

-Uh...

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-Uh-oh!

-What do you mean, "Uh-oh"?

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The target recognition system just went bonkers.

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It now thinks PEOPLE are targets!

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ALL: Uh-oh!

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-How do I turn it off?!

-Off?

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Dennis, when you asked for a swoop and poop with rapid fire,

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you didn't ask for an off button!

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ALL: Uh-oh!

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ALL: Oh!

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OK, everybody, try to look like a car!

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ALL: Vroom! Vroom!

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-What is going on, Dennis?!

-Can't talk! Busy!

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Oh, but this should cover the astro spud bill...

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..and the dry cleaning!

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-Walter, act like a vehicle!

-Don't be ridiculous!

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I am not going to act like a vehicle. This nonsense ends now!

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Oh, there...

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Argh!

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-Are you sure about this, Pie-Face?

-It's the only way, Dennis.

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I'll be waiting for you, Paul.

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-Potato in the hole!

-BANG!

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Argh!

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SPLASH!

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Ahem...

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Private Potato, for bravery under fire, being fired and being on fire.

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And to Dennis, for your contribution

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to the preservation of an endangered species.

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You mean the wooden-beaked warbler?

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No! I mean Walter.

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-Hmm!

-Huh!

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Now, can SOMEBODY get my vehicle clean?!

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Oh!

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Oh... Hmm!

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