Pranks for the Memories Dennis the Menace and Gnasher

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Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!

# Playing by the rules

# Is highly overrated

# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

# They can't hold us back

# We'll make the most of every second

# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

# After all is said and done

# Shout, "One for all and all for fun!"

# Nothing's gonna bring us down today

# Open up your eyes

# The world outside is waiting. #

-Ready, Gnasher?

-Gnash!

Ya-hah! Way-hey!

Rrrrr! Gnash-gnash-gnash!

Whoo, ha ha!

Way-hey!

Gnash! Gnash! Gnash-gnash-gnash!

Leave me alone!

And now for the finishing touch -

a water pistol filled with bubble bath!

What's...? Ah!

Ha ha ha! Whoo! What do you think, Gran?

I just pranked three people in one go.

Gnash!

Not bad. But watch this.

Hey!

Help! Help!

Ha ha ha!

You've still got a long way to go before you break my menacing record

of 57 pranks in one day.

Wow!

Do you carry that with you everywhere?

Better polish up that trophy, Gran, because I'm going to win it.

Got you, menace! You're in big trouble now.

I'm sorry, Parky. It was me, I'm afraid.

I was feeding the birdies.

But at my age, my eyesight's not what it was.

Oh. Oh, I see.

Well, that's an honest mistake. Could happen to anyone.

Very sorry to have bothered you. Bye.

And that's another reason I'm better at pranks than you -

I get away with mine.

-There he is! Let's get him!

-Get him!

-Uh-oh! Run!

-Gnash-gnash!

After him! He's getting away!

Where'd he go?

Oh, well.

-Gnash!

-Ha ha ha!

Good disguise, Gnasher.

But how can we beat Gran's pranking record

with everyone on the lookout for us?

It's easy for her. No-one suspects a sweet, old lady...

HE GASPS

That's it! Come on, Gnasher.

I know how we'll win Gran's trophy.

Let's see what we have to work with.

I've got Dad's old suit, Mum's scarf and sunglasses,

some talcum powder...

And you fetched a table leg to make a walking stick. Brilliant!

Oh, that's better... Oh!

Time for a Menace make over.

DOORBELL RINGS

Oh. Hello. Is Dennis in?

Dennis has gone out. I'm afraid it's just me and my faithful dog Gummer.

Num, num, num.

Oh, you brought him a pie.

How thoughtful.

No! Me pie!

Ha ha ha ha!

It's me!

Brilliant! If you don't recognise me then no-one will.

-But why?

-So I can break Gran's menacing record.

No, I mean, why did you give Gnasher me pie?

Aaaah!

Oh, Dennis!

Beanotown really needs to do something about those pigeons.

Ha ha ha ha. That's prank number one.

Menacing record, here we come!

Good day, officer.

And a very good day to you, kindly old gentleman.

May I offer you one of my sweets

as a thank you for keeping Beanotown free of menaces?

Oh, well, thank you, sir. Don't mind if I do.

It's an old family recipe. Extra sticky toffees...

It's very...

..made with red hot chillies.

HE WHIMPERS

Looks like you could use a drink to wash them down.

Mm-hm, mm-hm!

Oh, don't mention it.

Another two pranks done.

Only 55 more to go.

-Excuse me, son.

-Huh?

-Can you help us cross the street?

-Yes, of course, sir.

Oh, dear, I forgot I need to go to the shops.

Oh.

-Or was I on the way to bingo?

-OK.

Maybe I should pop in to see my cousin Beryl first.

After I return my library book.

And visit the opticians. And the vet.

Gnash!

On second thoughts, we'll just skate there.

Oh!

Oh!

And what is the meaning of this?

Gulp!

And the fake snake in a can at the supermarket makes 28.

Over halfway there. We're bound to beat the record.

And look - there's Gran.

And a chance for another prank.

Oh, I see you like flowers, madam.

Perhaps you'd care to take a look at the one in my buttonhole?

-Hey!

-Ha ha ha!

Got you, Gran!

-Dennis?

-Ha ha! No-one suspects

us old people of being menaces.

That record is in the bag.

Well, I'm impressed. Congratulations.

OW!

Ha ha! The only person who's going to beat my record is me.

It is on.

# Ya da da da dum... #

Ah!

Excuse me,

I think you've got my false teeth.

PARP!

HE WHISTLES

Oh, the print in this menu is far too small.

Makes my eyes go all funny.

SHE SCREAMS

Ah.

-Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo!

-Oh!

Aw!

We have to do something.

These old people are nearly as bad as Dennis.

PHONE RINGS

Hello?

PHONE RINGS

Hello?

PHONE RINGS

HE MUMBLES

MUMBLING

What's that, Serge? Old folks running amok in Beanotown? I'm on it.

I've matched your record at 57 pranks, Gran.

Just one more and I'll break it.

Oh, yeah? Well, I only need one more prank to set a new record.

TEETH CHATTER

-There they are!

-Let's get them!

What's the problem, officer?

I was just out doing a bit of shopping.

She's been pulling pranks all over Beanotown.

No, no, no.

I'm just a sweet, old lady.

Uh-oh...

SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

You better come with me.

Oh, no! Looks like Gran's in real trouble this time.

And there's the other one!

Only one way to save Gran.

That's right, I'm the Beanotown prankster.

But I'm not who you think I am.

-Oh!

-Oh!

Dennis the Menace?

The one and only.

THEY SCREAM

THEY MUMBLE

Right...

I've had half the town complaining about you, Dennis.

You're grounded for a month.

HE SIGHS

After all that, we didn't even break Gran's record.

Don't be so sure.

Huh?

But I never finished my last prank.

Yes, you did.

Your old man disguise was one of the best pranks I have ever seen.

And the record for the most pranks in a day, with a whopping 58 pranks,

is yours! Woohoo!

Yes! Aw, thanks, Gran.

Well, thank you for taking the heat off me.

Ow! Gran!

Well, I've got to start setting a new record.

-Oh!

-Gnash, gnash, gnash!