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Hoopla!

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# Fire up the van and hit the open road

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# We're putting on a show from a travelling abode

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# Fabulous feats that are crazy and colourful

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# Prepare to be amazed by the weird and the wonderful

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# Hoopla! Everybody shout Hoopla!

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# All together now Hoopla!

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# Everybody loves Hoopla!

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# There'll be magic, mayhem, mystery, suspense

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# Prizes, surprises, it's going to be immense

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# From Matlock to Margate, Pontefract to Perth

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# It's simply going to be the greatest show on Earth

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# Hoopla!

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# Everybody shout Hoopla!

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# All together now Hoopla!

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# Everybody loves Hoopla! #

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WIND WHISTLES

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TWANG

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Hoopla!

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ALL: Hoopla!

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Welcome to the show, today coming to you live-ish

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from the town of Whoopy-Doo, famous for its luscious raspberries.

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ALL BLOW RASPBERRIES

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Yeah, welcome. Welcome, one and all, to the show

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-full of surprises like this!

-Ugh!

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-Crank it up, Rodney.

-Look, the Pooh Brothers have joined us.

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-Illuminate!

-Let's see who's on the show.

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We have got the absurdly funny Raymond and Mr Timpkins.

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# That's me in the corner... #

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He can read your mind, it's Mike McClean!

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There is a piece of paper. Take out... Your clean hand.

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Other one. No, you were right the first time.

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You'll love this new girl band. They're called Vida.

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# Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom

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# Yeah, you make me go boom, ba-boom, ba-boom-boom... #

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But let's start the proceedings.

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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and twirls, it's Acrojou!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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# Holy water

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# Cannot help you now

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# A thousand armies

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# Couldn't keep me out

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# I don't want your money

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# I don't want your crown

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# See, I've come to burn your... #

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APPLAUSE

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# Your kingdom down

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# Holy water

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# Cannot help you now... #

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APPLAUSE

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# See, I've come to burn...

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# Your kingdom down

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# And no rivers and no lakes

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# Can put the fire out

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# I'm gonna raise the stakes

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# I'm gonna smoke you out

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# Seven devils all around me... #

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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# Seven devils in my house

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# See, they were there when I woke up this morning

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# I'll be dead before the day is done

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# Seven devils all around you

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# Seven devils in your house

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# See, I was dead when I woke up this morning

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# And I'll be dead before the day is done... #

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APPLAUSE

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# Before the day is done

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# They can keep me high

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# Till I tear the walls

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# Till I save your heart

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# And to take your soul

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# What have we done?

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# Can it be undone...? #

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Hoopla!

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Now tell us what you thought about that in a French accent.

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FRENCH ACCENT: Well, I think that was very good.

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And it was very nice to see people doing somersaults.

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And, er, c'est... Oui.

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Was that good?

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Bon?

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Now it's time for this.

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The road to the Finaleval starts with Game One -

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the Champion of the Hoop!

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CHEERING # Hoopla! #

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Welcome to the Champion of the Hoop!

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Here we have the current title holder, Mr Richard Dick McCourt!

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CHEERING

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This man has the strength of a thousand...

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a thousand amoebas!

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LAUGHTER

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He has got the only pectoral muscles that can do something very special.

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They do this.

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BOING

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BOING

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BOING-BOING-BOING-BOING-NGNGNG

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LAUGHTER

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He hasn't got a six-pack.

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He's got a one-pack!

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It looks like a swollen-outy belly button and it does this.

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GIBBERING SOUNDS

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BOING-BOING-BOING

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GIBBERING, BOING

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LAUGHTER

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We need a challenger to take on the Mighty Dick.

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We need someone that can match his strength and stamina.

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But who will take him on?

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ALL: Me!

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I choose someone that can match him.

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It's you!

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Come up here. Give her a big round of applause!

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APPLAUSE

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Calm it. Just calm, calm.

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-OK, Maisie, what's your name?

-Maisie.

-Lovely.

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-Do you think you can take this on?

-Yeah.

-All right then, OK.

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Now, over here we have the personal trainer to the stars...producers.

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This is Lewis.

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APPLAUSE

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Lewis will set a load of challenges you've got to do against each other.

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The one who scores the most points shall get the Golden Hoop

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and go through to the Finaleval. Lewis, what is the first challenge?

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First, it's the Star Jump Challenge.

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For thick people watching, please can you demonstrate a star jump?

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That is the perfect star jump, ladies and gentlemen.

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We're going to give them 20 seconds to try and do as many as they can.

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So let's start with Maisie.

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Maisie, 20 seconds. Lewis will be counting. Your time starts now.

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-Come on!

-SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

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Stop! Well done, Maisie.

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So, Lewis...

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-How many star jumps did Maisie manage to do?

-36 star jumps.

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-36!

-APPLAUSE

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More than one a second.

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36. And now let's bring on the contender, the current title holder.

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It's Dick. Yes, he looks like he's just finished breast-feeding.

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Nothing in there. OK...

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20 seconds. Come on, mate, your time starts now.

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Come on!

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AUDIENCE CLAP ALONG

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Come on!

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Come on!

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Come on!

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You had problems with the, uh...co-ordination there!

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It's a lot for him to do. How many proper ones did he do?

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29 good star jumps.

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-29, so...

-APPLAUSE AND JEERING

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So let's just find out if he's got any final words on that.

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-Chips.

-Chips, brilliant, OK.

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Lewis, what's the next challenge?

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Next, it's the Burpee Challenge.

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For the thick people watching, what is a burpee?

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OK, brilliant. Both of you together this time, get down on the floor.

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-Oh...

-Shut up!

-LAUGHTER

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OK, you've got 30 seconds to do this and your time starts now. Go!

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-Come on!

-BURPING SOUNDS

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Come on!

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How many is that?

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Come on!

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Come on!

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Stop! Stop what you're doing.

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So let's find out.

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Well, I can tell you now that Dick managed to do a total of...

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12 burpees, ladies and gentlemen!

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APPLAUSE

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I've got to tell you, 12 in 30 seconds,

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-that's actually awful!

-LAUGHTER

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OK. Lewis?

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-Maisie scored 18 good burpees.

-18!

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APPLAUSE

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So, Lewis, we approach the final round. What is it?

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It's the Sit-Up Challenge.

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Now, a sit-up, what's that?

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Oh, OK. Very good, OK, so that's a sit-up.

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Dick last did a sit-up when he was in bed and saw a cake on his knees.

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Lie on the floor, please, both of you.

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Richard needs to do 14 more sit-ups than Maisie in order to win.

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All right then, in your lying down positions...

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And your time, 20 seconds, starts now.

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Come on!

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SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

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Stop! Stop what we're doing, OK?

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Time is up.

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So I can now confirm that after that round,

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Dick managed to do 10 sit-ups.

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OK? And Maisie managed to do...?

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-21.

-21!

-APPLAUSE

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We have a winner. There we go, Maisie is the winner of the hoop.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Put it on and... Hoopla!

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APPLAUSE

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JINGLE PLAYS

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BOING-BOING

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"BOING" SOUNDS IN RHYTHM WITH TUNE

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BOING-BOING

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Well done. Take her off to the Finaleval.

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We'll see you at the end of the show. Well done.

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And now prepare to be amazed!

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GIBBERING SOUNDS

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GIBBERING SOUNDS

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Beware!

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Beware! Beware!

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And hello! Hello!

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Hello!

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I, the great Doctor Do-Nothing, have braved the seven seas of Persia,

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the desert wilderness of Mesopotamia

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and the retirement homes of Berwick-upon-Tweed

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to bring you my latest curio.

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CLUCKING

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Have you ever stared certain death in the face like this?

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I have and now you will too,

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for caged behind this screen is nature's greatest abomination,

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the man-eating chicken!

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CLUCKING

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Control your fear.

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Face down your terror.

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Stop that little bit of wee from coming out.

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Be under no illusions. We cannot guarantee your safety.

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The man-eating chicken devours all...

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Aagh! Aagh! Aaaagh!

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Just joking. I'm fine!

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No, seriously, those of a nervous disposition, leave now.

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Bye, Mum!

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And brace yourselves as I pull back the protective curtain

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to reveal the man...eating...chicken!

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LAUGHTER

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Hmm, I love chicken, I do. Yum-yum!

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Well, I promised you a man eating chicken and here he is -

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-a man eating chicken!

-Lovely chicken.

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Yum-yum-yum!

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Two men eating chicken!

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LAUGHTER

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Some people are never satisfied. No refunds.

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Well, wasn't that marvellous?

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Now, ladies and gentlemen, the Hoopla continues outside.

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CHEERFUL JINGLE PLAYS

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'It's Hoopla game number two!

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'Beware the Hand of Cackamanga!'

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# Hoopla! #

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One of this lot will win a Golden Hoopla Hoop and join us

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in our great and glorious Finaleval,

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but only if they steer clear of...

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BOTH: ..the Hand of Cackamanga!

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If you get marked, you're out. The last man standing is the winner.

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-Are you ready?

-ALL: Leave us alone!

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Cackamanga!

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SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

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# Don't look round till victory is found

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# It's the Hand of Cackamanga

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# The bumper cars, they can't go very fast

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# But they're good for Cackamanga

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# You weren't fast enough, so you're out

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# That's tough

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# The Hand of Cackamanga... #

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Oi, come on!

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# Oh, yeah Come on, they'll all be gone

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# Smack you, Cackamanga

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# Red number four's out the door

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# Out, out, Cackamanga

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# This kid's got Cackamanga

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# You can smile all you like, but get on your bike, bye-bye

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# You've lost, Cackamanga

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# You drive like a mad dog

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# He gave you the Cackamanga

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# Yeah, yeah, Cackamanga

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# Your driving, it was trash

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# Out of the game now you must pass

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# Cack-Cack, Cackamanga

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# Cack-Cack, Cackamanga

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# More cack on the Hand of Cackamanga

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# Cack-Cack, Cackamanga... #

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SCREAMING

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# We have a winner! #

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We have a winner!

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The winner, ladies and gentlemen. Come on over.

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-You didn't get smeared in Cackamanga juice.

-The winner is Claire!

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That means you have 20 seconds in which to Hoopla!

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JINGLE PLAYS

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We'll do it with you.

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Right, kids, come along, come along.

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Take her off to the Finaleval. Bye!

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And now be astounded by the memory of Mike McClean!

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CHEERING Thank you very much.

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Thank you very much indeed.

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Please...

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Save it for the end. I've got a weak finish.

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I'll do a bit of mind-reading. I need somebody with a sense of humour.

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The gentleman there that's swapped fashion for comfort.

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Give him a big round of applause!

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APPLAUSE

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Nice to meet you.

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Stand over there. That's it, where the trapdoor is. Lovely.

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You've got a lot of money, but you don't spend it on your clothes.

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-What's your name?

-Paul.

-Correct.

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Think of a holiday. Just think of where you're going on holiday.

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Anywhere in the world that you'd like to go. Where would you go?

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-Florida.

-Florida, OK.

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Now, going to Florida, you have to take some money with you.

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And I can tell, like I said, you've got a lot of money.

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-How much would you take to Florida?

-Ten and a half thousand pounds.

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Ten and a half thousand pounds?

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-LAUGHTER

-It's a long holiday.

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It had better be a long holiday.

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I'll put 10½... I don't know. ..thousand pounds. I don't know.

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Ten and a half thousand pounds. Have you got a mobile?

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-Yes.

-Think of the last four numbers of that mobile phone.

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-Get them in your head. Got it?

-Yeah.

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OK, you've got the last four numbers of your mobile phone. What are they?

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0332.

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0...3...3...2.

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Behind me is a box. You've probably seen it.

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It's been there throughout this demonstration of mind-reading.

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I'll place it on here. Inside here is something that's very special.

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If I open it up, you will see that I have got... If I can get it out...

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There it is, a tube.

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A tube.

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Inside there is a piece of paper.

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Take it out. Clean hand. Other one.

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No, you were right the first time.

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Take that there. Open it up.

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All I want you to do is read out what it says.

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-"Mike McClean..."

-Whoa, that's me!

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CHEERING

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I've come a long way for that. Go on, you do the rest.

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"..predicts that a member of the audience will choose:

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-"Holiday..."

-You said Florida. I said...?

-Florida.

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APPLAUSE

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"Money - £10,500."

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APPLAUSE

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And the last four numbers of your mobile?

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-"0332."

-And yours is 0332!

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CHEERING

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"Florida, £10,500, 0332."

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Thank you very much indeed. Thank you.

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APPLAUSE

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Come here, come here.

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And now tell us what you thought of that through the art of mime.

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And now let's see what's coming up on the rest of today's Hoopla!

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'Yes, plenty more tip-top, big top, top hat entertainment to come

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'from Vida and Raymond and Mr Timpkins,

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'plus loads more Hoopla style games before that all-important Finaleval

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'where one lucky winner will receive a prize that money just cannot buy!'

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# We were very happy

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# Well, at least I thought we were

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# Can somebody tell me

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# What got into her?

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# We had a house and a home and a family

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# And a man that loved her so

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# Who'd believe she'd leave us to join a...

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-# Hoopla!

-..show?

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# Whoa, say, has anybody seen my sweet Gypsy Rose?

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# Here's a picture when she was my sweet Mary-Jo

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# Now she's got rings on her fingers and bells on her toes

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# Say, has anybody seen my sweet Gypsy Rose? #

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-Here I am!

-RIPPING SOUND

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There go me knick-knacks! Hiya. I'm Gypsy Rose Dick.

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Some people call me "GIP-sy" Rose Dick, so called because...

0:21:500:21:53

BLEUGGHH!

0:21:530:21:56

These are Dick's cards of fate.

0:21:560:21:58

Let's have a look at what's on offer today. Oh, God, bit of... Oh!

0:21:580:22:02

BLEUGGHH!

0:22:020:22:04

At the end of this, someone will win another Golden Hoopla Hoop.

0:22:040:22:07

ALL: Ooh!

0:22:070:22:09

Every week, I show you the hoop

0:22:090:22:11

and all you do is give that sarcastic "ooh"!

0:22:110:22:15

Show me some respect, will you?!

0:22:150:22:19

ALL: Sorry.

0:22:190:22:21

It's all right. Let's meet the contestants. Two fellas today.

0:22:210:22:25

It's Milo and Robin. Sit down here. Give them a round of applause.

0:22:250:22:29

Lovely. That's better. Here they are.

0:22:290:22:33

-Boys, are you ready for this?

-Yeah.

-Robin, you go first.

0:22:330:22:36

I'll just do my little rhyme.

0:22:360:22:38

Cards, cards, you're full of muck, when they eat it, they may chuck!

0:22:380:22:42

-BLEUGGHH!

-Lovely.

0:22:420:22:44

On you go, Robin. Show everyone at home what you've got.

0:22:440:22:48

Right way up. That's it. Peanut butter. Let's find that.

0:22:480:22:52

Milo, you've got ten seconds to eat as many spoonfuls as you can. Go!

0:22:530:22:58

Remember to swallow it.

0:22:580:23:00

One... Isn't it nice?

0:23:000:23:02

Two... Oh, no, one.

0:23:020:23:04

He's had to think about the second one.

0:23:040:23:07

-'Stop it!'

-Oh, oh, oh! There is a bucket down there, love.

0:23:070:23:11

Are you going to swallow it? It's only peanut butter. Make a decision!

0:23:110:23:16

That counts as one, Milo. It was one and a little smidge, weren't it?

0:23:180:23:22

-Do you like peanut butter, Robin?

-No.

-You've got it in your lush pint.

0:23:220:23:26

There you are. Right then, Milo, your turn to pick.

0:23:260:23:29

Cards, cards, you're full of muck, if they eat it, they may chuck!

0:23:290:23:33

BLEUGGHH! BLEUGGHH!

0:23:330:23:35

Oh, it's the same colour as your hair!

0:23:380:23:42

LAUGHTER

0:23:420:23:45

He's got peanut butter on his cheek. It's not glue, it's peanut butter!

0:23:450:23:49

Show everyone what Robin's going to eat now.

0:23:490:23:52

-Soggy Corn Flakes.

-Lovely. Right, Robin, your ten seconds start now.

0:23:520:23:57

Off you go. Will he like them? One...

0:23:570:24:00

Two. He likes them, you see, Milo.

0:24:000:24:04

Three.

0:24:040:24:06

-Can he do four?

-'Stop it!'

-Can you swallow that?

0:24:060:24:09

He's a good lad. There you go, Robin.

0:24:090:24:12

-Do you like soggy Corn Flakes, Milo?

-Yeah.

-One, two, three...

0:24:120:24:17

Was it four you did? Yeah.

0:24:170:24:19

Four! Lovely. That's looking nice already.

0:24:190:24:22

Right, back to you, Robin. You pick. Let's get rid of these ones.

0:24:220:24:26

Cards, cards, you're full of muck, if they eat it, they may chuck!

0:24:260:24:30

He's got none left in him!

0:24:300:24:32

Pick a card. What have you got? Cold mash potato.

0:24:320:24:35

Everything's cold today! My microwave's bust. Here you go, Milo.

0:24:350:24:39

Your ten seconds start now. One. He's trying to get back into it now.

0:24:390:24:43

Oh, no. Two.

0:24:430:24:46

It's only the finest mash potato used here. Two.

0:24:460:24:49

-Can you do...?

-'Stop it!'

-Two and a bit. Are you going to swallow it?

0:24:490:24:53

Go on then. Do you eat like this at home?

0:24:530:24:57

It'd take all night to have tea at his house. Manners! Come on, Milo!

0:24:570:25:02

Lovely. I've made all this delicious food for you.

0:25:020:25:06

One and a bit. Was it two and a bit? There's two and there's your bit.

0:25:060:25:10

Mix that up. Lovely. Do you like the look of that, Robin?

0:25:100:25:13

Peanut butter and cold mash potato!

0:25:130:25:15

Cards, cards, you're full of muck, if they eat it, they may chuck!

0:25:150:25:20

-Show everyone at home what you've got.

-Sweet...corn.

0:25:200:25:24

Sweet...corn. Right. Two words in your book, is it?

0:25:240:25:27

Here you are, Robin. Ten seconds start now.

0:25:270:25:30

One. Two.

0:25:310:25:34

Nice, crisp, fresh sweetcorn. Two.

0:25:340:25:37

Three.

0:25:370:25:39

-'Stop it!'

-Time's up. Can you swallow it?

0:25:390:25:42

You did three. One...

0:25:420:25:44

Yes! Two. That's two gone. Three down. Three down. Lovely.

0:25:440:25:48

-What do you make of that then, Milo?

-It's OK.

0:25:480:25:52

I wouldn't say that. Right, Robin.

0:25:520:25:54

Cards, cards, you're full of muck, if they eat it, they may chuck!

0:25:540:25:58

-BLEUGGHH!

-He's got it, he hasn't.

0:25:580:26:00

Come on, pick a card. Show everyone what you've got.

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Chocolate mousse.

0:26:030:26:06

That's a bit nicer for you. Where's the chocolate mousse? Here it is.

0:26:060:26:10

It's very dark brown. Your ten seconds start now. Go!

0:26:100:26:13

One... Two.

0:26:130:26:16

Three. Four.

0:26:160:26:18

He likes this. Five. Six. Seven.

0:26:180:26:21

-Eight.

-'Stop it!'

-We found something that he likes - chocolate mousse!

0:26:210:26:26

Eight spoonfuls of that into there.

0:26:260:26:28

One, two, three, four,

0:26:280:26:30

five, six, seven, eight.

0:26:300:26:33

Do you like that? Look at that.

0:26:330:26:35

-ALL: Eugh!

-Back to you then, Milo, to pick.

0:26:350:26:38

Cards, cards, you're full of muck, if they eat it, they may chuck!

0:26:380:26:42

-BLEUGGHH!

-Straight down. Go on, pick a card.

0:26:420:26:45

The last card of the game.

0:26:450:26:47

-What have you got?

-Mint sauce.

0:26:470:26:50

Mint sauce. Minty, fresh, vinegary, nice, lovely.

0:26:500:26:54

There you are, Robin. I'll give your spoon a clean.

0:26:540:26:57

Your ten seconds start now.

0:26:570:26:59

-One...

-Eugh!

0:26:590:27:01

A bit tart, is it?

0:27:010:27:03

-Two.

-Eugh!

-It is, isn't it? It's getting his taste buds.

0:27:030:27:06

-You need a bit of lamb with it, don't you?

-'Stop it!'

0:27:060:27:09

He's got two in, but can he swallow it?

0:27:090:27:12

Oh, lovely!

0:27:140:27:16

So, one, two... That'll add a bit of flavour, Milo.

0:27:160:27:20

At the end of the game, we've got two full lush pints.

0:27:200:27:24

I'll get out my mystic mixers

0:27:240:27:26

and give 'em a nice churn together to make it taste even better.

0:27:260:27:30

ENGINE REVS

0:27:300:27:33

Right, let me tell you what you've got in your pint before you down it.

0:27:370:27:42

Robin, you've got peanut butter,

0:27:420:27:44

cold mash potato and chocolate mousse.

0:27:440:27:47

Milo, you've got Corn Flakes, sweetcorn and mint sauce.

0:27:470:27:52

What a smoothie! Right then, are you ready?

0:27:520:27:56

The first person to down it and put the empty glass

0:27:560:27:58

on their head is the winner. Go!

0:27:580:28:00

They're both having trouble here.

0:28:020:28:05

Is it the mint sauce you don't like? You've got chocolate mousse in that!

0:28:050:28:10

Come on, lads, it's the news at six o'clock!

0:28:140:28:18

We haven't got all day for it!

0:28:200:28:22

People want to turn over to Coronation Street in a bit. Come on!

0:28:270:28:32

Get it down to the red line!

0:28:330:28:35

The first one to do it wins. You get a place in the Finaleval.

0:28:350:28:39

There's a Golden Hoopla Hoop at stake.

0:28:390:28:43

Look!

0:28:440:28:46

You can win the best prizes on British TV in the Finaleval!

0:28:460:28:50

-I feel sick.

-Get it down your necks! Drink it!

0:28:500:28:54

I don't want to see you any longer. Now come on!

0:28:550:28:58

Drink the stuff!

0:28:580:29:00

-LAUGHTER

-Get that in you!

0:29:000:29:04

Here you are, I'll give it another whisk.

0:29:080:29:11

ENGINE REVS

0:29:120:29:14

Now it's juicy. Get it down...

0:29:140:29:16

-Get up! Get up!

-What are you doing!?

0:29:200:29:24

-Keep drinking!

-Oh!

0:29:240:29:27

Seriously!

0:29:330:29:35

He's nearly there! He's done it! Put it on your head!

0:29:370:29:41

Put it on your head! On your head!

0:29:410:29:44

Not that way up!

0:29:440:29:46

-Not that way!

-You've got it on your head!

0:29:470:29:51

Look - we have a winner!

0:29:510:29:54

It's Milo. Give him a round of applause. He did well.

0:29:540:29:57

You can take that with you. But you...

0:29:570:30:01

You come over to this corner.

0:30:010:30:04

Milo, you're coming to the carnival,

0:30:060:30:09

but first you've got 20 seconds to do hoopla!

0:30:090:30:13

-CHEERING

-We'll move this out your way.

0:30:130:30:17

Come on!

0:30:180:30:20

I'm done, me. 'What am I doing here?

0:30:210:30:27

'I can't believe my life has come to this.

0:30:270:30:31

'Sixty-five years of being a gypsy...

0:30:310:30:35

'and look at me. I mean, look at me!

0:30:350:30:38

'Where's Dom? Doesn't he come in now?'

0:30:400:30:43

Right! Enough of all this nonsense. It's time to play some music.

0:30:430:30:47

You'll want to play the bum bongos! It's Vida!

0:30:470:30:51

# Boom-ba-boom-ba-boom It makes me go

0:30:550:30:58

# Boom-ba-ba-boom-boom-boom

0:30:580:31:01

# Boom-ba-boom-ba-boom-boom Boombox

0:31:010:31:04

# Wi-yo

0:31:080:31:10

# Ay

0:31:100:31:11

# Ay

0:31:120:31:13

# Boombox Never go anywhere without my...

0:31:160:31:19

# Boombox Sitting here chillin' with my...

0:31:190:31:22

# Boombox Take a minute, listen to my boombox

0:31:220:31:26

# All the boys gather round Just to see my...boombox!

0:31:260:31:29

# Ain't no way you're gonna turn me down

0:31:290:31:32

# Love it when the speakers go kapow Boombox

0:31:320:31:35

# Everybody's looking at it They wish they had it

0:31:350:31:38

# Never heard anything this loud Boombox

0:31:380:31:41

# I wanna, wanna, wanna hear my boombox

0:31:410:31:44

# From the car to my room to the rooftops

0:31:440:31:47

# I wanna, wanna, wanna hear my boombox

0:31:470:31:50

# All I need is me and my boombox

0:31:500:31:52

# It makes me go boom-ba-ba-boom-boom-boom

0:31:520:31:55

# It makes me go boom-ba-boom-ba-boom-boom

0:31:550:31:58

# It makes me go boom-ba-ba-boom-boom-boom

0:31:580:32:01

# It makes me go boom-ba-boom-ba-boom-boom, boombox

0:32:010:32:05

# Walking down the street They follow my boombox

0:32:050:32:09

# Crazy for the beat Bopping to my boombox

0:32:090:32:11

# Underground train may be full Boombox

0:32:110:32:15

# See the taxi cabs as they pull up

0:32:150:32:17

# Ain't no way they're gonna turn me down

0:32:170:32:20

# Love it when the speakers go kapow

0:32:200:32:22

# Everybody's looking at it They wish they had it

0:32:220:32:27

# Never heard anything this loud Boombox

0:32:270:32:30

# I wanna, wanna, wanna hear my boombox

0:32:300:32:32

# From the car to my room to the rooftops

0:32:320:32:35

# I wanna, wanna, wanna hear my boombox

0:32:350:32:38

# All I need is me and my boombox

0:32:380:32:41

# It makes me go boom-ba-ba-boom-boom-boom

0:32:410:32:44

# Yeah, it makes me go boom-ba-boom-ba-boom-boom

0:32:440:32:47

# It makes me go boom-ba-ba-boom-boom-boom

0:32:470:32:50

# Are you ready?

0:32:500:32:52

# Boombox

0:32:520:32:54

# Love my boom, shake up the room It makes me bop, makes me slide

0:32:540:32:59

# Ride the beat I'm selfish, my boom's all mine

0:32:590:33:03

# Boomy, I love you long time Boombox

0:33:030:33:06

# I wanna, wanna, wanna hear my boombox

0:33:060:33:09

# From the car to my room to the rooftops

0:33:090:33:12

# I wanna, wanna, wanna hear my boombox

0:33:120:33:15

# All I need is me and my boombox

0:33:150:33:18

# Boom-ba-ba-boom-boom-boom

0:33:180:33:20

# It makes me go boom-ba-boom-ba-boom-boom

0:33:200:33:24

# Boom-ba-ba-boom-boom-boom Hoopla

0:33:240:33:27

# Down, down, down to my boombox

0:33:270:33:30

# Boombox

0:33:320:33:33

# Boombox

0:33:350:33:36

# Boombox

0:33:380:33:40

# Do what we do with your boombox! #

0:33:400:33:44

Well, that was terrific.

0:33:490:33:51

I've been working on a song myself for about three years.

0:33:510:33:55

# I've got a shoebox

0:33:550:33:57

# I keep birds' eggs in it and little knick-knacks... #

0:33:570:34:01

All right. Leave it out.

0:34:010:34:03

Who will be joining cavalier Claire, majestic Maisie and marvellous Milo

0:34:030:34:08

in our phenomenal finaleval?

0:34:080:34:11

Let's find out as we play Celebrity Darts!

0:34:110:34:14

Another golden Hoopla hoop is ready for one of these players.

0:34:150:34:20

Yes, Celebrity Darts. Throw darts at these celebrities

0:34:200:34:23

and if you get an object you win the points. Who's first?

0:34:230:34:28

You. Step up to the oche. Here are your darts.

0:34:280:34:31

Now nominate your celebrity. Who would you like to go for?

0:34:310:34:35

-Michael McIntyre.

-Michael, are you ready?

0:34:350:34:39

Yes, I'm ready! Make it quick!

0:34:390:34:42

OK, then. Off you go.

0:34:420:34:45

-Miss.

-Hahahaha!

0:34:460:34:49

Please do not try this at home!

0:34:520:34:54

Throwing a dart at a celebrity could lead to a charge

0:34:540:34:59

of actual bodily harm carrying a minimum sentence of six months.

0:34:590:35:02

In more serious cases, it's grievous bodily harm,

0:35:020:35:06

carrying a maximum sentence of life imprisonment. Let's play darts!

0:35:060:35:11

Lovely.

0:35:110:35:13

-Very nice of him.

-You hit the celebrity and that's very naughty,

0:35:130:35:17

-so apologise to Michael.

-Sorry!

0:35:170:35:20

That's all right. Don't worry.

0:35:200:35:23

Now you must answer this question. Michael, fire away.

0:35:230:35:27

What football team do I support? Ouch!

0:35:270:35:30

Is it a) Arsenal? b) Tottenham? Or c) Chelsea?

0:35:300:35:34

-Chelsea.

-Is incorrect! It's Tottenham!

0:35:340:35:38

-Sorry, Rohan.

-No points for you.

-Mandy, over you come.

0:35:380:35:42

You stand on the adult oche. Who's your celebrity?

0:35:420:35:46

-Em, Fearne Cotton.

-Fearne Cotton. Big fish, Fearne.

0:35:460:35:51

I'm puffed out. And it's past my bedtime.

0:35:510:35:54

Oh! You hit the celebrity! Say sorry to Fearne.

0:35:540:35:59

-Sorry, Fearne.

-That's all right.

-Here's a question for one point.

0:35:590:36:03

What did I want to be when I was a little girl?

0:36:030:36:07

a) A Vet? b) A doctor? Or c) An air hostess?

0:36:070:36:11

-An air hostess.

-Correct answer!

0:36:110:36:14

One point for Mandy!

0:36:140:36:17

There's your darts. Take care. Nominate a celebrity.

0:36:170:36:21

Em...

0:36:210:36:22

-Brian Cox.

-Brian Cox. With a cake on his head. Hi, Brian!

0:36:230:36:27

Hiya. I'm having a lovely time with a cake on my head.

0:36:270:36:31

Lovely. So, off you go.

0:36:310:36:35

-First dart.

-Oh, that's amazing.

0:36:350:36:38

Wow, that's brilliant.

0:36:390:36:41

-Right in the jaw!

-Aaargh!

0:36:430:36:46

-Apologise.

-Sorry, Brian.

-That's all right. Everything is brilliant.

0:36:460:36:50

All right. So Brian is now going to ask you a question for one point.

0:36:500:36:56

I have got a son whose middle name is Eagle. Is that true or false?

0:36:560:37:02

-False.

-It's incorrect. It's true!

0:37:020:37:06

-So close, Rohan.

-Back to you, Mandy. Pick a celebrity.

-Cheryl Cole.

0:37:060:37:11

-Cheryl Cole. Hi, Cheryl.

-Howay, pet. How are you?

0:37:110:37:15

-Go, go, go! ..Miss!

-Whoops.

0:37:150:37:17

-Right on the beltline!

-Is that because I'm worth it?

0:37:200:37:24

-Apologise to Cheryl.

-I'm so sorry, Cheryl.

0:37:240:37:28

-Here's your question for one point.

-Cheryl, for your own dignity...

0:37:280:37:33

Dom, you're really good to me. You always have been.

0:37:330:37:37

What was wor debut solo single called?

0:37:370:37:41

a) Fight For This Love? b) Spaceman? Or c) Stuck On You?

0:37:410:37:45

-The last one, whatever it was!

-Stuck On You?

0:37:450:37:50

-You're wrong, pet. Fight For This Love.

-Rohan, who will you go for?

0:37:500:37:54

-Em...Gary Barlow.

-Gary Barlow. Gary, are you ready for this?

0:37:540:38:00

-Yeah, let's fire away, man.

-OK.

0:38:000:38:03

Oh! Right on the pizza! Three points! Well done.

0:38:040:38:08

So now you've got three points.

0:38:080:38:10

This is your chance to double your points to a total of six

0:38:100:38:14

-if you answer this question.

-My mum has the same name

0:38:140:38:18

as which Simpsons character? Is it a) Lisa? Is it b) Marge?

0:38:180:38:23

I'm boring myself! Or is it c) Maggie?

0:38:230:38:27

-Marge.

-Eh, you're right, kid. That's spot on.

0:38:270:38:33

Six for Rohan!

0:38:330:38:36

-Pick a celebrity, Mandy.

-Madonna.

0:38:360:38:38

What's with the meringue, Madonna?

0:38:380:38:41

-What?

-Shut up. Forget it.

0:38:410:38:43

Hurry up!

0:38:430:38:45

-Aaaargh!

-Right in the armpit. Apologise.

-I'm sorry, Madonna.

0:38:450:38:50

-That is OK.

-Here's your question.

0:38:500:38:53

Name one of my four children.

0:38:530:38:55

Hurry up.

0:38:570:38:59

-Have a guess!

-No idea!

0:39:010:39:02

-No idea.

-Incorrect. You could have had Lourdes, Rocco, David or Mercy.

0:39:020:39:08

So there we are..

0:39:080:39:10

The totals are one for Mandy

0:39:100:39:12

-and the winner of the Golden Hoop is Rohan with six!

-Well done!

0:39:120:39:18

You now have 20 seconds in which to...Hoopla!

0:39:180:39:22

-All right, brilliant.

-See you at the finaleval!

0:39:410:39:45

-See you later.

-And now you'll love this one. Very funny music here.

0:39:450:39:50

From Raymond and Mr Timpkins!

0:39:500:39:54

Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.

0:39:570:40:00

# Do A deer, a female deer

0:40:020:40:06

# Re A drop of golden sun

0:40:060:40:09

# Me A name I call myself...

0:40:090:40:13

# Hello

0:40:150:40:17

# Is it me you're looking for...

0:40:180:40:21

# Don't, don't you want me...

0:40:230:40:26

# Take that look off your face...

0:40:280:40:30

# Everybody look at me, me...

0:40:300:40:34

# Look at me...

0:40:340:40:36

# Please release me

0:40:360:40:41

# Let me go...

0:40:410:40:45

# That's me in the corner...

0:40:520:40:55

# Don't touch me, please...

0:40:570:40:59

# You've got that look again...

0:40:590:41:03

PAVAROTTI SINGS IN ITALIAN

0:41:050:41:08

IT SOUNDS LIKE: # Elephants, yeah

0:41:100:41:12

# Wrote a letter was only the start of it...

0:41:150:41:19

# Sometimes you can't make it

0:41:190:41:23

# On your own...

0:41:230:41:25

# I'm so glad we made it...

0:41:290:41:32

# Do you really like it Do you really like it...

0:41:320:41:36

# I like it, I like it...

0:41:360:41:40

# And if you want it Come and get it

0:41:410:41:45

# For crying out loud...

0:41:450:41:48

# Bring it back...

0:41:480:41:51

# Where is the love

0:41:540:41:57

# Where is the love Where is the love...

0:41:570:42:03

# Hallelujah...

0:42:030:42:05

# Now that we've found love What are we gonna do with it...

0:42:050:42:12

# What's love got to do got to do with it...

0:42:130:42:18

# Hit me, baby, one more time...

0:42:180:42:23

# Turn your love around...

0:42:230:42:27

# Get down on it Get down on it...

0:42:280:42:32

# Oh, fat bottom...

0:42:320:42:36

# Shoes on my feet I bought 'em

0:42:360:42:38

# The clothes I'm wearing I bought 'em...

0:42:380:42:43

# I think I did it again...

0:42:430:42:46

# And who do you think you are

0:42:460:42:49

# Collecting your jar of hearts... #

0:42:490:42:52

Right. Sum that up using a word each.

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-It.

-Was.

-Nanny nobnobs.

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That's two words.

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-A word each.

-Amazing.

0:43:140:43:17

-For.

-Well, it was a good idea on paper!

0:43:170:43:21

And now it's time for this...

0:43:210:43:24

Ladies and gentlemen, it's here, it's coming, it's...

0:43:240:43:28

Ladies and gentlemen, in the game you're about to see,

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no men, women, children, clowns or ferrets were harmed.

0:43:320:43:36

-Not even a little teeny bit. Enjoy.

-The finaleval!

0:43:360:43:39

The climax for the show has arrived.

0:43:420:43:45

It's time for the finaleval!

0:43:450:43:48

Oh, yes, ladies and gentlemen! Here's the finalevalists. Claire!

0:43:480:43:52

And Milo!

0:43:540:43:56

And Rohan!

0:43:560:43:57

And Maisie!

0:43:570:44:00

But who is going to win?

0:44:020:44:04

Go back behind your podiums because it's time to start Round 1!

0:44:040:44:10

-# Hoopla! #

-Round 1 is called Brush Your Teeth. You have 30 seconds,

0:44:100:44:15

but you've really got to go for it. Froth it up!

0:44:150:44:18

-Make it all dribbly and wet!

-The more effort you put into it,

0:44:180:44:23

the more points you will get and they are judged by our panel.

0:44:230:44:29

-Hello!

-All right?

-Hello, Michael Pooh, how has your day been so far?

0:44:290:44:34

-Get on with it!

-Fine.

-30 seconds start now! Go!

0:44:340:44:38

Come on! Come on!

0:44:380:44:41

-That's it! Come on, then.

-Dribbling water.

0:44:420:44:46

-Come on, Claire!

-Who's going to win?

-Put your back into it!

0:44:460:44:50

-Cheer on your team!

-More water! More toothpaste!

0:44:500:44:56

-Squeeze it in your mouth.

-More toothpaste!

0:44:560:45:01

Four! Three! Two! One!

0:45:030:45:07

Stop!

0:45:070:45:09

Now there wasn't a lot of back being put into that.

0:45:110:45:15

No, not a lot of back at all.

0:45:150:45:18

Let's find out what the judges thought. Contestant one - Claire.

0:45:180:45:23

-Ready?

-Sevens and sixes.

-14...26.

-26.

0:45:230:45:28

-26 points for Claire.

-Not bad.

0:45:280:45:31

Milo. Points, please, judges.

0:45:310:45:34

-Four and nine...

-29!

0:45:340:45:37

29 points. Milo's in the lead so far.

0:45:370:45:41

-Next one, Rohan.

-OK, up we go.

0:45:410:45:44

Seven...eighteen...25!

0:45:440:45:46

25 points. So, at the moment, at the bottom of the pile

0:45:460:45:51

is Rohan. Let's have the points, please, for little Maisie.

0:45:510:45:55

-Eight...sixteen...

-28 points!

0:45:550:45:58

As Dom just said there, we all know

0:45:580:46:03

the loser of this round is Rohan. Rohan, off you go.

0:46:030:46:07

You're going to go and ride the lion with no pride. Take him away!

0:46:070:46:12

Hold on tight.

0:46:210:46:23

JAUNTY LION MUSIC

0:46:250:46:27

So we've lost one contestant, but who's going to go next. Round 2!

0:46:360:46:42

-# Hoopla! #

-Come forward. This is I'm The Best In The World.

0:46:430:46:47

You'll hear some music. In the instrumental parts, you do actions

0:46:470:46:51

to the best of your ability to get the points. OK, let's play!

0:46:510:46:57

# I am the best in the world The very best at... #

0:46:570:47:02

Being a catwalk model, Claire.

0:47:020:47:04

-Oh, yeah.

-A catwalk model that walks with her arms.

0:47:050:47:10

-She's got the swagger.

-Next, Milo.

0:47:100:47:14

Oh, yeah.

0:47:140:47:16

Dude!

0:47:190:47:20

Next, Maisie!

0:47:200:47:23

CHEERING

0:47:240:47:26

A bit of shoulder action in there. That was that!

0:47:260:47:30

# I am the best in the world The very best at... #

0:47:300:47:35

Singing opera, Claire.

0:47:350:47:38

SINGS FAKE OPERA

0:47:390:47:42

-Rubbish.

-You don't see Katherine Jenkins singing like that, do you?

0:47:420:47:47

-Next, Milo.

-# Oh, whe-e-e-en... #

0:47:470:47:51

-I like it!

-Lovely.

0:47:510:47:54

Maisie!

0:47:540:47:56

-# Aaaaaaaah! #

-She held the note! Bit of vibrato.

0:47:560:48:01

-A bit more, bit more!

-# Aaaaaah! #

0:48:010:48:04

# I am the best in the world The very best at... #

0:48:040:48:09

This time it's gargling. So, Claire, take a swig of this.

0:48:090:48:13

And do the best tune you can with water in your mouth.

0:48:130:48:17

Head back. Go!

0:48:170:48:20

Oh!

0:48:220:48:23

-You weren't supposed to spit it out, woman!

-Claire, you mucky old pig!

0:48:230:48:28

Here, Milo, I'll give it a wipe. Take some water.

0:48:280:48:32

-Health and Safety, of course.

-Is that all? Get a mouthful, lad.

0:48:320:48:36

Gargle!

0:48:360:48:39

MILO GARGLES

0:48:390:48:41

Hey!

0:48:450:48:47

-Give it a nice wipe.

-A nice wipe on your sweaty jacket.

0:48:480:48:53

MAISIE GARGLES

0:48:530:48:55

She's swallowed it.

0:48:560:48:59

# I am the best in the world The best thing ever

0:48:590:49:04

# The best thing in the world! #

0:49:040:49:07

-But who was the Best In The World out of these three?

-Judges.

0:49:070:49:11

Mike Pooh and your gang of twits. What are the scores for Claire?

0:49:110:49:16

For Claire, there we are...

0:49:160:49:18

14...22. 22 points, Claire. This is not looking good for you.

0:49:180:49:23

Milo, who was the Best In The World?

0:49:230:49:25

Come on, hurry up. All right, then.

0:49:250:49:29

-10...17...

-26!

0:49:290:49:32

26!

0:49:320:49:33

26 for Milo! So Claire only got 22 points.

0:49:330:49:37

Maisie, you need 22 or higher to stay in the game.

0:49:370:49:41

-Could we have the points, please, for Maisie?

-Here we go. Hold 'em up.

0:49:410:49:46

-It's a runaway success!

-Very good!

0:49:460:49:50

You got 33 points!

0:49:500:49:53

So...

0:49:530:49:55

Claire, you spat your water out. You're out of here, love. Thanks.

0:49:570:50:01

Take her away. She's going to ride the lion with no pride.

0:50:010:50:06

Hold on tight and you won't fall off. Here we go.

0:50:110:50:16

JAUNTY LION MUSIC Ain't it fun?

0:50:160:50:20

The moment has arrived.

0:50:240:50:27

It's time for the finaleval!

0:50:270:50:30

CHEERING

0:50:300:50:32

Yes, it is... Here's the finaleval.

0:50:360:50:41

The final two are Milo and Maisie!

0:50:410:50:44

Milo and Maisie, behind you you can see there are eight bins.

0:50:440:50:48

-In seven bins lies treasure.

-Treasure.

0:50:480:50:52

Little tchotchkes.

0:50:520:50:54

The best prizes on British television, ladies and gentlemen!

0:50:540:50:58

Oooh!

0:50:580:51:00

We are the music makers, the dreamers of the dreams.

0:51:000:51:04

If you could have anything inside those bins, what would it be?

0:51:040:51:08

Xbox.

0:51:090:51:11

-An eggbox!

-Lovely!

-Exciting.

0:51:110:51:14

-And, Maisie, what would you have?

-A TV.

-A TV, ladies and gentlemen!

0:51:140:51:20

It could fit inside. But in one of these bins

0:51:200:51:24

is a very wrong clown, named Cyril. If you find Cyril,

0:51:240:51:28

-you lose! You're out of here!

-He's not had his afternoon nap.

0:51:280:51:32

So he's in a bit of a bad mood.

0:51:320:51:35

The winner, of course, gets the Golden Hoopla trophy!

0:51:350:51:40

The person who had the most points in the last round was Maisie.

0:51:400:51:45

-So you're going first.

-Step forward.

0:51:450:51:47

Think about it. A television. A TV.

0:51:490:51:53

Which bin isn't Cyril in?

0:51:530:51:56

Three.

0:51:560:51:58

Number three. I wish you good luck, Maisie.

0:51:580:52:03

Is it going to be that television?

0:52:040:52:07

-Lift it out.

-What is it?

-A spade!

0:52:090:52:12

A plastic spade!

0:52:120:52:14

Get in! Get in!

0:52:140:52:17

We've made your dream come true. Come back here.

0:52:170:52:21

Well done, Maisie. Milo, come forward, sir.

0:52:210:52:25

You wanted an eggbox. Let's see what we've got for you in these bins.

0:52:250:52:30

It might be your lucky day. Which bin isn't Cyril in?

0:52:300:52:35

Six.

0:52:360:52:37

Six.

0:52:370:52:39

In your own time. Lift the lid.

0:52:390:52:43

Milo, do you suffer from anxiety?

0:52:460:52:51

-I do.

-Can't help you!

0:52:510:52:54

-What is it? Hold it up in the air.

-What have you got?

0:52:550:53:00

-It's a brush!

-It's a brush!

0:53:000:53:03

Back to you, Maisie.

0:53:030:53:06

Maisie, you've already got yourself a plastic spade.

0:53:070:53:12

You probably don't want anything else,

0:53:120:53:16

but you might be surprised. Which bin isn't Cyril in?

0:53:160:53:21

Five.

0:53:210:53:23

Number five? Are you sure, Maisie?

0:53:230:53:28

-Aargh!

-What is it?

0:53:280:53:30

What is it?

0:53:300:53:33

It's a bucket!

0:53:330:53:35

A bucket and spade, Maisie!

0:53:370:53:40

-We are literally changing people's lives here!

-Move!

0:53:400:53:44

Right, Milo. Which bin isn't Cyril in?

0:53:440:53:48

-Four.

-Four! Go.

0:53:480:53:51

Four is here. Lift the lid.

0:53:510:53:54

-DOM BREATHES HEAVILY

-Come on, Milo!

0:53:540:53:57

Don't take all day!

0:53:570:54:00

-What? What's the treasure?

-Hold it up.

0:54:000:54:05

-Steady. Show them.

-A hot water bottle!

0:54:050:54:09

You won't have any more cold nights now. You'll be warm all winter.

0:54:090:54:14

Imagine the jealousy of your friends at school.

0:54:140:54:18

Maisie,

0:54:180:54:20

which bin isn't he in?

0:54:200:54:22

Seven?

0:54:220:54:24

Seven?!

0:54:240:54:26

Oh, Maisie!

0:54:260:54:29

Maisie...!

0:54:300:54:32

Maisie...! Aargh!

0:54:320:54:34

Hold it up. A plastic dinosaur!

0:54:350:54:40

I know you're disappointed, Milo. You wanted a plastic dinosaur.

0:54:440:54:49

But another big prize could be yours. Which bin isn't Cyril in?

0:54:490:54:54

This is really tense. One.

0:54:540:54:56

-Go on, Milo. Is he being sarcastic?

-LAUGHTER

0:54:560:55:00

-Oh, Milo...

-Go on! Argh!

0:55:010:55:05

-What have you got?

-A yo-yo.

-A yo-yo!

0:55:070:55:11

Ladies and gentlemen...

0:55:110:55:14

Now we've got to tell you, Maisie, you've got a 50/50 chance.

0:55:150:55:20

No helping from the audience, please,

0:55:200:55:24

or we'll set Cyril on you as well.

0:55:240:55:26

A 50/50 chance now, Maisie.

0:55:260:55:30

One contains Cyril, the other one contains magic.

0:55:300:55:34

Which bin... isn't Cyril in?

0:55:340:55:39

-Eight.

-He's not in eight?

0:55:390:55:41

OK.

0:55:410:55:42

Good luck, Maisie. I really mean this.

0:55:420:55:46

Oh, no... Aargh!

0:55:460:55:48

-Oh!

-Oh, no.

-What's inside? Show everybody.

0:55:480:55:53

What have you got for the boys and girls at home? A sieve!

0:55:530:55:57

Milo, she won a sieve!

0:55:590:56:02

Now, Milo, I've got to ask you this question, mate.

0:56:030:56:07

-How are you feeling?

-LAUGHTER

0:56:070:56:10

-OK.

-OK? Do you know what's just about to happen?

0:56:100:56:14

-I'm about to get attacked by a clown.

-Say number two.

-Two.

0:56:140:56:20

Come and open the bin, lad.

0:56:200:56:23

Milo's about to get attacked by a clown on British TV.

0:56:230:56:27

Enjoy what you're about to see.

0:56:270:56:31

AAARGH!

0:56:310:56:33

Now Cyril... that wasn't very nice, was it?

0:56:340:56:39

-Right, that's one clown down, one kid down.

-That's it!

0:56:520:56:55

The winner of the Golden Hoopla trophy is...

0:56:550:57:00

Maisie!

0:57:000:57:02

CHEERING

0:57:020:57:04

-Maisie!

-Let's recap what you've got here.

0:57:060:57:09

You get to take home the sieve, the plastic dinosaur,

0:57:090:57:14

the bucket and, of course, the spade.

0:57:140:57:17

-How are you feeling at this moment?

-Really happy.

0:57:170:57:21

I'm really glad you've gone away with everything you wanted.

0:57:210:57:27

You deserve it more than anybody in the world...

0:57:270:57:30

EVIL CLOWN LAUGH

0:57:360:57:38

Maisie's been turned into a kid clown!

0:57:380:57:42

Maisie...

0:57:420:57:44

You know you came with your mummy today to watch Hoopla?

0:57:440:57:48

Well, now you're a clown,

0:57:480:57:52

you might as well join our Hoopla forever!

0:57:520:57:56

Thank you to everyone on the show! The musical performers,

0:57:560:58:01

the comedy acts. We've had some great performers.

0:58:010:58:05

Thank you to the Pooh Brothers!

0:58:050:58:07

And what about this lot? Thank you very much, everybody!

0:58:070:58:11

Join us next time and who knows?

0:58:110:58:15

Hoopla might be coming to a town near youpla!

0:58:150:58:19

-Hoopla!

-ALL: Hoopla!

0:58:190:58:22

-Hoopla!

-Dick and Dom would like to point out

0:58:220:58:25

that Milo survived his encounter with Cyril

0:58:250:58:28

and will now be the next James Bond.

0:58:280:58:31

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