Episode 8 Dick and Dom's Hoopla
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Hoopla! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
# Fire up the van and hit the open road | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
# We're putting on a show from a travelling abode | 0:00:05 | 0:00:09 | |
# Fabulous feats that are crazy and colourful | 0:00:09 | 0:00:11 | |
# Prepare to be amazed by the weird and the wonderful! Hoopla! | 0:00:11 | 0:00:16 | |
# Everybody shout Hoopla! | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
# All together now, Hoopla! | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
# Everybody loves Hoopla | 0:00:21 | 0:00:25 | |
# They'll be magic, mayhem, mystery, suspense | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
# Prizes, surprises It's gonna be immense! | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
# From Matlock to Margate Pontefract to Perth | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
# It's simply gonna be the greatest show on Earth | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
# Hoopla! | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
# Everybody shout Hoopla! | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
# All together now, Hoopla! | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
# Everybody loves Hoopla! # | 0:00:45 | 0:00:49 | |
WIND BLOWS | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
HORN PARPS | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
BOTH: Hoopla! | 0:01:07 | 0:01:08 | |
ALL: Hoopla! | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
CHEERING | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
MUSIC STARTS | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
# They call her Hard-Hearted Hannah The vamp of Savannah! | 0:01:16 | 0:01:21 | |
# The meanest gal in town! | 0:01:21 | 0:01:25 | |
# Well, leather is tough But Hannah's heart is tougher | 0:01:25 | 0:01:29 | |
# She's a gal who likes to see men suffer! | 0:01:29 | 0:01:33 | |
# Tease 'em, thrill 'em Torture and kill 'em | 0:01:33 | 0:01:38 | |
# Is her delight, they say... # MUSIC STOPS | 0:01:38 | 0:01:42 | |
-Hang on, it is Hannah, isn't it? -It could be. -Oh! | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
-LAUGHTER -Hey! Hey, hey! | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
-Welcome to the show, coming to you live. It's from... -Baggly-Waggly! | 0:01:48 | 0:01:53 | |
CHEERING That's you lot there. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
Yes, welcome back to our weird and wonderful world | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
and have we got a show for you today. And here's the men | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
that bring you the fun. It's the brothers Pooh! | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
-BOTH: With an H! -Crank it up, Rodney! | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
We have got some of the greatest acts on this planet | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
for your delectation and delight, you lovely people! | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
We've got Dan the Hat... | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
-And have we got a musical treat for you! -Lovely! -Oh, yeah! | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
Mambo No 5, we've got Lou Bega! | 0:02:23 | 0:02:27 | |
# A little bit of Jessica, here I am | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
# A little bit of you makes me your man... # | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
-But we start today's Hoopla... Shall we start? -Yes, yes! -You'll like this! | 0:02:33 | 0:02:38 | |
-A bit of magic from Piff the Magic Dragon! -Piff, paff, poof! | 0:02:38 | 0:02:42 | |
CHEERING | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
MUSIC PLAYS | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
MUSIC STOPS | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
Good afternoon. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
-ALL: Good afternoon! -Thank you. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
My name's Piff the Magic Dragon. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
You might've heard of my older brother. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
Steve. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
Welcome to my show Pifftacular. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
I'm Piff. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
This is my Tacular. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
LAUGHTER, TACULAR CLICKS | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
ALL: Ooh! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
-£500. -LAUGHTER | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
Hang on a minute, I think I'm going to sneeze. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
GASPS | 0:03:41 | 0:03:42 | |
£75. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
So I'm going to do a card trick, cos dragons love card tricks | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
and kidnapping princesses. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
-What's your name, Princess? -Rita. -Rita? Oh, my wife's called Rita. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:59 | |
Well, we're not really married, in fact we've only just met. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:03 | |
-ALL: Aw! -I'm only kidding, you haven't got a chance. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:07 | |
Please give Rita a huge round of applause as she joins me onstage. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
-Rita, ladies and gentlemen. -CHEERING | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
Come on, Rita. Come on up here, over here. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
Having a nice day, Rita? Don't really care! | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
-So we'll do a little card trick. Have you got any playing cards? -No. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:24 | |
HE IMITATES CRASHING AND WOOSHING | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
Whoosh! Pff, pff! | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
Pff... Boom! | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
LAUGHTER, HE CONTINUES | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
That's good. HE CONTINUES | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
HE IMITATES ECHOING, LAUGHTER | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
Pff, pff, pff, pff... | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
Pffff! | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
ALL: Woo! | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
Come on, Rita, come on. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
Any one of these cards, any one at all, come on. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
Any one at all, Rita. Reach in, any one, take one out. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
Fine! | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
-LAUGHTER -Have you got a pen, Rita? -No. -No? | 0:05:02 | 0:05:06 | |
Kaboom! | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
-ALL: Woo! -Save it! | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
-This is for you, Rita. -Thank you. -Write your name, | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
or your phone number, on the front of the playing card, Rita. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
I'll do a little magic trick for the audience. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
Pff! Vanish! | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
I'll take the pen back, they're quite expensive. Thanks very much. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:30 | |
Your card anywhere back in the deck. Anywhere back in. Anywhere. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
Put them wherever you want. Pop it straight back in there. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
No hesitate, just go wherever you want to go. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
Just...in there. Don't let me get in the way, you just pop it... | 0:05:38 | 0:05:42 | |
Just there, OK. Everyone in the audience can have a look. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:46 | |
If you're at the back, it's the nine of hearts. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
So I'm going to shuffle the cards. Say stop whenever you wish. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
-Any time you want, call out "Stop". -CHILD: -Stop! | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
-Stop. -Just there? Happy, Rita? -Yeah. -Lovely. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
This is for you. Not for everyone. That's it. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
I'd like two inches, please, and break it off. Two inches. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
And break it off, Rita. Perfect. I'll do the difficult bit. Lovely. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:08 | |
That's very good, Rita, and straight across the bottom. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
-Perfectly straight right across the bottom. -Across there? | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
There you go. Right, we'll try and find Rita's card like a dragon. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:17 | |
-Do you know what your card was, Rita? -Yeah. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
Not giving anything away, then. Rita's card like a dragon. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:23 | |
Pfff! | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
Pfff! Pfff! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
Pff, pff, pff, pff, pfff! | 0:06:28 | 0:06:32 | |
ALL: Woo! | 0:06:32 | 0:06:33 | |
-Pfff-ff-ff! -APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:06:33 | 0:06:37 | |
Very good! | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
-That's for you, Rita. -Thank you. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
-That's just £12. -Is it? -It's genuinely £12. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:50 | |
-Really? -I'll Sellotape that. Before you go, | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
give the Piff a little... Just a little... | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
Just a little... | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
-SHE GASPS -Rita, ladies and gentlemen! | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
-Lovely Rita, thank you very much. -Thank you. -Rita! This way, Rita. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
CHEERING | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
My name's Piff the Magic Dragon and you've been lucky to survive. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
Have a great day, thank you very much. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
CHEERING | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
-CHEERING CONTINUES -Woo! Woo! | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
-CAMERA CLICKS -Ten seconds to tell us | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
what you thought about that! | 0:07:24 | 0:07:28 | |
Um... | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
Good. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
Um... | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
Ooh, woo, woo... | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
And now it's time for this. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
Here's the first Hoopla game on offer today! | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
The Champion of the Hoop! | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
AUDIENCE: Woo! | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
It's champion-oh hoopy time! | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
But who will take on the Mighty Dick today?! | 0:07:51 | 0:07:57 | |
AUDIENCE: Ooh! | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS | 0:07:59 | 0:08:03 | |
-Where were you baptised? Sea World?! -LAUGHTER | 0:08:06 | 0:08:10 | |
When he lies on the beach, the locals feel sorry for him | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
and try and roll him back into the sea! | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
No, seriously, this is beautiful. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
I mean, look at his pectoral muscles! | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
-Look how strong he is! -ALL: Ooh! | 0:08:19 | 0:08:23 | |
Hang on a minute. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
MUSIC STOPS | 0:08:25 | 0:08:26 | |
DOM GIGGLES | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
Mr Booby Nose! | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
-Hit it, Maestro! -MUSIC STARTS | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
BOING! BOING! | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
BOING-BOING! | 0:08:37 | 0:08:38 | |
-BOING-BOING! -Hang on, he needs a friend. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
Mr Surprised! | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
-LAUGHTER -Hang on a minute. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
Mr Surprised looks like he needs a snack! | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
-LAUGHTER -Come on! | 0:08:50 | 0:08:51 | |
Eat some crisps. How does that make you feel? | 0:08:51 | 0:08:55 | |
LOUD BURP, LAUGHTER | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
Right, let's get on with it while we're actually here. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
Let's find a challenger for Dickie over here | 0:09:00 | 0:09:04 | |
and I think we should use...YOU! | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
Give him a big round of applause as he comes up here! | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
CHEERING | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
Come on! | 0:09:12 | 0:09:13 | |
Stay back! Stay back! | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
-Stop it! Right, then, what's your name, Sam? -Sam. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
-LAUGHTER -Good, right! | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
-Can you take on the might of Dick? -Yeah. -All right, then! Who'll win? | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
-Is it going to be Sam? -AUDIENCE: Yes! | 0:09:23 | 0:09:27 | |
Or that. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:28 | |
BOOING | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
Right, Lewis over here is the personal trainer | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
to the stars' ironing ladies. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
Lewis, what's the first challenge between these two fine men? | 0:09:36 | 0:09:40 | |
It'll be the press-up challenge. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
OK, if you could demonstrate to us the perfect press-up. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:46 | |
-Oh! The perfect press-up. -AUDIENCE: Woo! | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
You have to try and do that, you've got 20 seconds. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
Both of you, get down, assume the position. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
Cheer on who you want and your time starts... | 0:09:56 | 0:10:00 | |
now! | 0:10:00 | 0:10:01 | |
-BELL RINGS -Come on! | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
Come on! | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
CROWD SHOUTS | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
Come on! | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
Come on! | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
DICK ROARS | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
Come on! | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
-BELL RINGS -Stop! | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
-Get up! -CHEERING | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
Right, then... | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
I know, er, what he got, but what did Sam get, please, Lewis? | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
Sam done 11 good press-ups. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
-11 good press-ups! -CHEERING | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
That's not bad, over one every two seconds. Well done. And Dick, | 0:10:36 | 0:10:40 | |
the current champion, got... | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
-7, so Sam wins that round! -CHEERING | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
Stay back, stay back! Stay back! | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
Right, what's the second challenge? | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
-The star jump challenge. -Star jump, ladies and gentlemen! | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
For the stupid viewers at home, what is a star jump? | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
Brilliant, OK. So who's going to go first? | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
I think it's going to be Sam, if you step forward. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
And we're going to see how many you can do in 20 seconds. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
You get a point for every one that you do. Are you ready? | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
-Yeah. -Your time starts...now! | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
CROWD CHEERS HIM ON | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
GIRL: Go, Sam! | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
-OK, then! Well done, Sam. -CHEERING | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
So, er, Lewis, how many did Sam manage to do? | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
-26. -26! | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
-CHEERING -Incredible! Well done, Sam the man! | 0:11:41 | 0:11:45 | |
But that... Sorry, I'm getting my numbers mixed up! There we go! | 0:11:45 | 0:11:49 | |
26! So...over to the current title world champion Dick McCourt. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:54 | |
He'll be flapping like a fairy! | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
-Your time starts now! -BELL RINGS | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
Whoa! | 0:12:00 | 0:12:01 | |
AUDIENCE: Ooh! | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
..9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, | 0:12:09 | 0:12:13 | |
29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36... | 0:12:13 | 0:12:17 | |
-BELL RINGS -36! | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
-CHEERING -36! | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
Did you see that?! | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
Face the crowd! He got 36! | 0:12:24 | 0:12:28 | |
Look at that! He got 36, ladies and gentlemen, | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
which puts him in a very good position. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
36. OK, time for the last round. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:38 | |
Sit-ups! So, Lewis, if you'll just show us what the perfect sit-up is. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:42 | |
OK, OK, and what muscles will this affect greatly? | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
-You need really good abs. -OK, so if you assume the positions, please? | 0:12:49 | 0:12:53 | |
Sam, in order to win this title, and win the golden Hoopla hoop, | 0:12:53 | 0:12:58 | |
you have to do seven more sit-ups than Dick? OK? | 0:12:58 | 0:13:03 | |
Lewis is counting you, Sam. Your 20 seconds start...now! | 0:13:03 | 0:13:08 | |
BELL RINGS, CROWD SHOUTS | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
MAN: Sam, come on! | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
Come on, Sam! | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
-BELL RINGS -Stop! | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
-OK, stand up, both of you, please. -DICK GASPS | 0:13:30 | 0:13:34 | |
OK, so... | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
I know that Dick over here did 16, | 0:13:36 | 0:13:40 | |
so that means, Sam, you need 23 or more in order to win. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:45 | |
So...Lewis, how many did Sam manage to do? | 0:13:45 | 0:13:49 | |
Sam completed 18 sit-ups. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
Aw! | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
BOOING | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
Which means we have a winner! | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
Young Dickie McCourt! | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
BOOING | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
So...sadly, you don't get the golden hoop. It's not yours. So, um... | 0:14:04 | 0:14:11 | |
Don't touch it! | 0:14:11 | 0:14:12 | |
This has to be given now to somebody else, | 0:14:12 | 0:14:16 | |
as your punishment! So, if you take the golden hoop, | 0:14:16 | 0:14:19 | |
you have three options in front of you down there. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
-Him. -Him! Come forward, come on! | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
-Give him a big round of applause! -CHEERING | 0:14:26 | 0:14:30 | |
-What's your name? -Joshua. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
Joshua, you're going through to the final! | 0:14:32 | 0:14:36 | |
CHEERING | 0:14:36 | 0:14:37 | |
Right, I'll put that round you. Three, two, one - hoopla! | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:14:46 | 0:14:50 | |
AUDIENCE CLAP IN TIME TO MUSIC | 0:14:55 | 0:14:59 | |
Take him away to the Finaleval. We'll see you later. Well done. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:08 | |
Any... | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
any final words? | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
-Chips. -Good. Right, well, I'm going to try and lick that off, | 0:15:12 | 0:15:16 | |
and you, prepare to be amazed. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:17 | |
AUDIENCE: Ooh! | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
It's not a pantomime! | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
CLOWNS GURGLE | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
HE GURGLES | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
Roll up, roll up! This man is a mind-reader. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:38 | |
He will guess your name and get it right every time. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
It's astounding, it's genius, off we go! | 0:15:41 | 0:15:45 | |
Jason. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:49 | |
Oliver. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
Gary. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
Ryan. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
-Next. -Mary. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:01 | |
Georgia. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
Next. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
Sophie. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:06 | |
Kerry. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:07 | |
Next. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
Anna. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
Molly. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
Next. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
Andy. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:18 | |
Shaz. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:19 | |
Next. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
Maria! | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
Lea. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
Next! | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
Sue. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:28 | |
Sophie. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
Next. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:31 | |
Katie. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:32 | |
-Tilly. -Next! | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
Similar. Sue. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
-Hannah. -Next. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
Sue. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
Andrea. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:42 | |
Next. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:43 | |
Giuseppe. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
Piper. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
You've really done it this time, haven't you? | 0:16:53 | 0:16:57 | |
You've shown me up. | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
In front of all these people. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
Made me look THIS big. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:06 | |
You disgust me. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
DOM WHIMPERS | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
BAA! | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
Time to find our second Hoopla finalist in the Hand of Cackamanga. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:20 | |
# Hoopla! # | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
One of these people is about to win another golden Hoopla hoop, | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
but only if they keep out of the way | 0:17:25 | 0:17:29 | |
of the Hand of Cackamanga! | 0:17:29 | 0:17:33 | |
If you get hit by the hand you're off to the Cacka's yard. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:38 | |
The last one standing wins. Ready? | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
ALL: Leave us alone! | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
Cackamanga! | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
Come on! | 0:17:45 | 0:17:46 | |
What's wrong with you? | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
# Yeah, this is what you want to see | 0:17:52 | 0:17:56 | |
# The greatest bumper cars on TV | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
# Cack-Cack-Cackamanga | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
# Don't let him give you a big hand | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
# He's got the biggest one in all the land | 0:18:04 | 0:18:07 | |
# Cack-Cack-Cackamanga | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
# A splat on your side There's nowhere to hide | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
# From the Cacka-Cackamanga | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
# Oh, yeah, Cacka-Cackamanga | 0:18:16 | 0:18:21 | |
# Too slow, get off the track | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
# You've been Cackamanga'd | 0:18:24 | 0:18:28 | |
# Dom's coming at you now Please take a bow | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
# And leave Cackamanga | 0:18:31 | 0:18:35 | |
# Here we go, here we go Here we go | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
# When you're in trouble Cackamanga, yeah | 0:18:38 | 0:18:43 | |
# Ooh-ohh, Cackamanga | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
# In car three They've been holding tight | 0:18:45 | 0:18:49 | |
# But they're cheating a bit Cack-Cack-Cackamanga | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
# Get aboard, Cackamanga | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
# Let me hear you, Cackamanga | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
# Like a playground dream Cackamanga | 0:18:58 | 0:19:02 | |
# Yeah | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
# Cackamanga | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
# Splat! Cackamanga | 0:19:09 | 0:19:13 | |
# Oh, yeah | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
# Oh, yeah, Dom's got your car... # | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
BOTH: Reload, reload, reload! | 0:19:17 | 0:19:21 | |
# Reload Reload your big hand | 0:19:21 | 0:19:24 | |
# Biggest hand in all the big land | 0:19:24 | 0:19:27 | |
# Cack-cack-cack Cack-Cackamanga | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
# Oh-oh-oh, yeah | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
# Cack-Cack-Cackamanga | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
# Gareth and Grace Are still in the race | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
# One more | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
# Only two left It's like a grand prix | 0:19:48 | 0:19:52 | |
# Only one winner Who's it gonna be? | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
# Only one car left Cackamanga | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
# We've got a winner of Cack-Cackamanga. # | 0:19:57 | 0:20:01 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:20:01 | 0:20:02 | |
Well done, well done, well done! | 0:20:04 | 0:20:08 | |
We have a winner! | 0:20:08 | 0:20:09 | |
Wasn't he nippy in his car? He was very nippy! | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
The star! | 0:20:15 | 0:20:16 | |
Sam, you were very good, but you damaged us a lot. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
You rammed into us non-stop. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
You're a cheeky, cheeky, cheeky, cheeky... | 0:20:23 | 0:20:26 | |
So, there's your hoopla hoop, so get ready to... | 0:20:29 | 0:20:33 | |
BOTH: Hoopla! | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
MUSIC STARTS | 0:20:36 | 0:20:37 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
MUSIC STOPS | 0:20:56 | 0:20:57 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
-There you go. -See you in the Finaleval later! | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
And now, ladies and gentlemen, keep your clapping and your applause | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
and your cheering going, because it's time for Dan the Hat. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:10 | |
Hello! | 0:21:10 | 0:21:11 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
Nice little one to start with - from the hand to the head. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:18 | |
From the head to the foot. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:21 | |
From the foot to the head, | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
using the hands. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:26 | |
All right, a good one. Here we go. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
Foot to the head, no hands. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:29 | |
CHEERING | 0:21:29 | 0:21:33 | |
From one hand, across both arms, to the other hand, to the head. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
Down behind the back, up to the head. Behind the back, to the head. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:40 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:21:40 | 0:21:43 | |
Whoo! Whoo! | 0:21:43 | 0:21:46 | |
Under the leg, to... | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
CHEERING | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
Would you like two hats? Here you go, two hats. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
Thank you. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
CHEERING | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
Anybody want to see three hats? | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
ALL: Yes! | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
There they are! | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:22:59 | 0:23:00 | |
OK, here we go. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:01 | |
Three hats at the same time. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
CHEERING | 0:23:08 | 0:23:09 | |
Going backwards. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
Woo-hoo! | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:23:42 | 0:23:43 | |
Thank you! | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
Anyone want to see the hardest hat trick in the whole world?! | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
ALL: Yes! | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
Can anyone do it? I can't. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:23:55 | 0:23:56 | |
OK, what I'm going to try and do for you now, | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
I'm going to try and spin one hat on this finger, | 0:23:58 | 0:24:01 | |
a second on this finger. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:02 | |
At the same time, kick a third hat from my foot to my head. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:07 | |
All: Ooooh! | 0:24:07 | 0:24:08 | |
Only a British audience can sound that sarcastic! | 0:24:08 | 0:24:12 | |
I'll have three attempts at this, cos it's so difficult. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
Each attempt will consist of four goes! Here we go. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:18 | |
DRUM ROLL | 0:24:18 | 0:24:19 | |
That's not helping. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:20 | |
DRUM ROLL STOPS | 0:24:20 | 0:24:21 | |
Thank you. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
One hat... | 0:24:24 | 0:24:25 | |
Two hats. Get ready to go crazy. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
When I say, "Go crazy," I don't mean run up and kick me. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:34 | |
Clap and cheer, OK? | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
One hat... | 0:24:39 | 0:24:40 | |
Two hats. Get ready! | 0:24:42 | 0:24:43 | |
ALL: Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh... | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
Yeah! | 0:24:46 | 0:24:47 | |
CHEERING | 0:24:47 | 0:24:49 | |
Oooooh! | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
Ten seconds to tell us what you thought about that. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:09 | |
Not bad, not bad. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
SLAPPING | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
Here's what's still to come on today's... | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
BOTH: Hoopla! | 0:25:21 | 0:25:24 | |
Yes, plenty more tip-top big-top entertainment to come, | 0:25:24 | 0:25:28 | |
including music from Lou Bega, | 0:25:28 | 0:25:32 | |
plus loads more Hoopla-style games, | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
leading to that all-important Finaleval. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
Yes, where one lucky winner will come away | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
with a prize that money just cannot buy! | 0:25:40 | 0:25:45 | |
Oh, I'm so excited! | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
# We were very happy | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
# Well, at least I thought we were | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
# Can somebody tell me | 0:25:55 | 0:25:59 | |
# What got into her? | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
# We had a house and a home and a family | 0:26:01 | 0:26:05 | |
# And a man that loved us so | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
# Who'd believe she'd leave us to join a... | 0:26:10 | 0:26:13 | |
Hoopla! | 0:26:13 | 0:26:14 | |
# ..show | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
# Oh, say, has anybody seen my sweet Gypsy Rose? | 0:26:17 | 0:26:23 | |
# Here's her picture when she was my sweet Mary Jo | 0:26:23 | 0:26:27 | |
# Now she's got rings on her fingers | 0:26:27 | 0:26:31 | |
# And bells on her toes | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
# Say, has anybody seen my sweet Gypsy Rose? # | 0:26:34 | 0:26:39 | |
Here I am! I've done me back in. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:42 | |
Hiya! Hi-yi-yi! | 0:26:42 | 0:26:46 | |
I'm Gypsy Rose Dick. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:47 | |
Some people like to call me Gipsy Rose Dick, | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
but I tell you what, | 0:26:50 | 0:26:51 | |
I've been multi-colour yawning for so long, | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
I've got nowt left. So you lot can do it. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
RETCHING | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
Right, listen to this, | 0:26:58 | 0:26:59 | |
someone's going to win another golden Hoopla hoop. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:01 | |
ALL: Ooooh! | 0:27:01 | 0:27:03 | |
Will you show me some respect?! | 0:27:04 | 0:27:09 | |
ALL: Sorry. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
It's all right. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:14 | |
Right, let's meet the contestants. Here they come - Tasha and Jimmy. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:18 | |
Up you come. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:19 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:27:19 | 0:27:20 | |
Brave people they are, to be coming up here to play | 0:27:20 | 0:27:23 | |
Dick's Cards of Fate. Ooh, we've got some luscious stuff today | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
to go into your pint. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:27 | |
Right, Jimmy, you'll go first, so pick a card. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:30 | |
Let me do me rhyme first. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:32 | |
Cards, cards, we'll make a brew. When they see it, they will spew. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
RETCHING | 0:27:35 | 0:27:36 | |
Better! Right, Jimmy, pick a card. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:39 | |
What have you got? Pick it up and show everyone at home, | 0:27:40 | 0:27:43 | |
so they can all see what Tasha's going to be eating. Custard! | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 | |
Do you like custard, Tash? Do you like custard?! | 0:27:46 | 0:27:50 | |
Can you hear me?! Do you like custard? | 0:27:50 | 0:27:52 | |
-Yeah. -Right. Here you are. Ten seconds. | 0:27:52 | 0:27:54 | |
As many spoonfuls as you can. | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
Remember to swallow it. | 0:27:56 | 0:27:57 | |
There's one. | 0:27:57 | 0:27:58 | |
Not very fast, is she? | 0:28:00 | 0:28:02 | |
Two...three. | 0:28:02 | 0:28:04 | |
She's eating it like a little old granny! | 0:28:04 | 0:28:06 | |
Three, I think you got before the time was up. | 0:28:07 | 0:28:10 | |
So, three of them in Jimmy's pint. Look at that curdling, Jimmy. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:13 | |
Nice, nice, nice. | 0:28:13 | 0:28:14 | |
Right, Tasha! | 0:28:14 | 0:28:16 | |
It's your turn to pick a card. Card, cards, we'll make a brew. | 0:28:16 | 0:28:19 | |
When they see it, they will spew! | 0:28:19 | 0:28:20 | |
RETCHING | 0:28:20 | 0:28:22 | |
Now, Tasha, show everyone what you've got. | 0:28:22 | 0:28:25 | |
What is it? Mayonnaise! | 0:28:25 | 0:28:27 | |
Oh, yeah(!) | 0:28:27 | 0:28:29 | |
Lovely! Do you like mayonnaise? | 0:28:29 | 0:28:32 | |
-Um...sort of. -There you are, Jimmy. Time starts now. | 0:28:32 | 0:28:35 | |
That's one. | 0:28:37 | 0:28:39 | |
Two. | 0:28:39 | 0:28:40 | |
-Oh. -Nah! | 0:28:40 | 0:28:42 | |
Go on, Jimmy, get it down your neck. | 0:28:42 | 0:28:44 | |
Can you do any more? | 0:28:44 | 0:28:46 | |
No. Bet you've never eaten that much mayonnaise in one go, have you? | 0:28:47 | 0:28:51 | |
Two for Jimmy, so two of these into your luscious pint, Tasha. | 0:28:51 | 0:28:55 | |
You don't look very happy about that. | 0:28:55 | 0:28:57 | |
Right, Jimmy, back to you. | 0:28:57 | 0:28:58 | |
Card, cards, we'll make a brew. When they see it, they will spew! | 0:28:58 | 0:29:02 | |
RETCHING | 0:29:02 | 0:29:04 | |
What you got? Show 'em. | 0:29:05 | 0:29:07 | |
Marmalade. Don't worry - she's eating it. Right. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:10 | |
Here's your marmalade. Ten seconds start now. | 0:29:10 | 0:29:12 | |
One...two... | 0:29:14 | 0:29:17 | |
Oh, she's holding her nose. She's gone for that technique. | 0:29:17 | 0:29:20 | |
There's three. I think your hair's gone in now. Let's remove that. | 0:29:20 | 0:29:24 | |
You don't want hair in it. There's a bucket down there if you need it. | 0:29:24 | 0:29:28 | |
-Can you swallow it? -I need a drink. | 0:29:28 | 0:29:31 | |
LAUGHTER You what?! Has it gone? | 0:29:31 | 0:29:35 | |
-AUDIENCE MEMBER: -Swallow! -Yeah. -It's gone! | 0:29:35 | 0:29:37 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:29:37 | 0:29:39 | |
Three of them in your pint, Jimmy. | 0:29:39 | 0:29:42 | |
-I'm not eating this. -You'll have to wait until the end for a drink | 0:29:42 | 0:29:46 | |
cos you're going to drink that. | 0:29:46 | 0:29:48 | |
-I'm not. -That's the game - that's how you get this | 0:29:48 | 0:29:50 | |
to get into the Finaleval and win the best prizes on television. | 0:29:50 | 0:29:54 | |
-Don't you want them? -Sort of. | 0:29:54 | 0:29:57 | |
Cards, cards, we'll make a brew. When they see it, they will spew. | 0:29:59 | 0:30:02 | |
RETCHING | 0:30:02 | 0:30:04 | |
-Take your pick, Tasha. What you got? -Cold spaghetti hoops! | 0:30:05 | 0:30:09 | |
Oh, good! | 0:30:09 | 0:30:10 | |
-Good! -Good. | 0:30:10 | 0:30:12 | |
-Something nice. -Yes, finally, but it's cold. | 0:30:12 | 0:30:15 | |
Ten seconds start now. | 0:30:15 | 0:30:17 | |
One...two... | 0:30:19 | 0:30:22 | |
Yes, Tasha, they're going in your pint. | 0:30:22 | 0:30:25 | |
There's three. Can you swallow them, Jimmy? | 0:30:25 | 0:30:29 | |
Three? Swallow it, then. I thought you liked them. | 0:30:29 | 0:30:31 | |
You only did three. Three good ones. | 0:30:31 | 0:30:34 | |
One, two, three. Three healthy spoonfuls in your pint, Tasha. | 0:30:34 | 0:30:37 | |
HE CACKLES | 0:30:37 | 0:30:41 | |
You look really pleased to be here. Right, back to the cards. | 0:30:41 | 0:30:43 | |
Cards, cards, we'll make a brew. When they see it, they will spew. | 0:30:43 | 0:30:47 | |
RETCHING | 0:30:47 | 0:30:48 | |
What is it? Turn it round. | 0:30:48 | 0:30:51 | |
Apple sauce. Apple sauce. | 0:30:51 | 0:30:55 | |
Oh, it's chunky. It's chunky, Tasha. | 0:30:55 | 0:30:58 | |
-I can't eat that. -You don't like it? Why? | 0:30:58 | 0:31:01 | |
Decision, please, Tasha. | 0:31:02 | 0:31:04 | |
-I'll try. -Off you go. Ten seconds start now. | 0:31:04 | 0:31:08 | |
She's doing the nose thing again. One. | 0:31:08 | 0:31:10 | |
Two. | 0:31:14 | 0:31:16 | |
Your bucket's down there, love. That's two. Can she swallow the two? | 0:31:16 | 0:31:20 | |
Will he get apple sauce in his lovely pint? | 0:31:20 | 0:31:22 | |
-Two? -I wish I didn't sign up for this. | 0:31:22 | 0:31:26 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:31:26 | 0:31:28 | |
You carry on like this, lad, you'll be out! | 0:31:28 | 0:31:30 | |
I told you to show me some respect! | 0:31:30 | 0:31:33 | |
Right, has it gone down? One, two... | 0:31:33 | 0:31:37 | |
Two! | 0:31:37 | 0:31:39 | |
There's one big extra one for being so cheeky. | 0:31:39 | 0:31:42 | |
Back to the cards. Cards, cards, we'll make a brew. | 0:31:42 | 0:31:45 | |
When they see it, they will spew. | 0:31:45 | 0:31:47 | |
RETCHING | 0:31:47 | 0:31:49 | |
-Tasha, the final card, please. -Cold "tom-ay-to" soup. | 0:31:49 | 0:31:52 | |
Cold tomato - "tom-ay-to" - soup. Right, here it is, Jimmy. | 0:31:52 | 0:31:55 | |
-Ten seconds. Go! -No. | 0:31:55 | 0:31:57 | |
He takes the smallest spoonfuls. | 0:32:00 | 0:32:02 | |
Three, four, five, | 0:32:02 | 0:32:05 | |
six, seven. | 0:32:05 | 0:32:07 | |
That's it - time's up. Seven little ones in your pint, Tasha. | 0:32:07 | 0:32:11 | |
One, two, three, four, | 0:32:11 | 0:32:14 | |
five, six...and seven, Tasha. | 0:32:14 | 0:32:19 | |
-I would have won this. -Right, then! | 0:32:19 | 0:32:22 | |
Hold your pint carefully, please. Hold your pints. | 0:32:23 | 0:32:26 | |
Hold your pints carefully, please! | 0:32:26 | 0:32:28 | |
HOLD YOUR PINT CAREFULLY! | 0:32:28 | 0:32:31 | |
Just put your hand round it! | 0:32:31 | 0:32:33 | |
Right, we're going to mix them up with my mystic mixers. Here we go. | 0:32:33 | 0:32:37 | |
ENGINES ROAR | 0:32:37 | 0:32:39 | |
I'm not having the whole thing. | 0:32:49 | 0:32:51 | |
Are you still talking? | 0:32:51 | 0:32:54 | |
They look lovely today, don't they? Look at that. | 0:32:56 | 0:32:58 | |
We've got a lemony coloured one and an orange one. Right, Jimmy. | 0:32:58 | 0:33:01 | |
You've got custard, marmalade and apple sauce. | 0:33:01 | 0:33:05 | |
I'm not going to drink any. | 0:33:05 | 0:33:07 | |
-I'm just going to go... -I'm not listening to you, love. | 0:33:07 | 0:33:09 | |
Tasha's got mayonnaise, spaghetti hoops and tomato soup. Lovely. | 0:33:09 | 0:33:16 | |
It'll be lovely, Tasha. Right, then. The first person to down it, | 0:33:16 | 0:33:18 | |
stick the empty pint on top of their head is the winner. Go! | 0:33:18 | 0:33:21 | |
-I'm not drinking. -GO! | 0:33:21 | 0:33:24 | |
CHEERING | 0:33:25 | 0:33:27 | |
Who'd have thought she was going to do this? Look - she's beating you! | 0:33:28 | 0:33:33 | |
She's beating you, Jimmy! She's... I can't believe it! | 0:33:33 | 0:33:37 | |
Of all people! She's nearly... She's done it! | 0:33:37 | 0:33:41 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:33:41 | 0:33:44 | |
HE GAGS | 0:33:46 | 0:33:49 | |
You know, I don't mind gipping, but when I see other people gip... | 0:33:56 | 0:33:59 | |
Will you stop now? We finished! Get out of it! Sling your hook! Go on! | 0:33:59 | 0:34:04 | |
Right then, Tasha. You know what that means, don't you? | 0:34:05 | 0:34:08 | |
You have won. CHEERING | 0:34:08 | 0:34:11 | |
It was against the odds. I can't believe it. | 0:34:11 | 0:34:14 | |
You look like you're going to chuck from the word go. | 0:34:14 | 0:34:17 | |
But you're going to the Finaleval. But first you've got to Hoopla. | 0:34:17 | 0:34:20 | |
That's it. Mix it all up in there. LAUGHTER | 0:34:30 | 0:34:33 | |
Mix it together, make a nice little brew. | 0:34:33 | 0:34:36 | |
Lovely. | 0:34:39 | 0:34:41 | |
Take her away, please. | 0:34:41 | 0:34:43 | |
Wasn't she lovely, ladies and gentlemen? | 0:34:43 | 0:34:46 | |
Argh! You'll never guess who's out there! | 0:34:46 | 0:34:49 | |
It's Lou Bega! | 0:34:49 | 0:34:52 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mambo No 5. | 0:34:55 | 0:34:58 | |
# One, two, three, four, five | 0:35:09 | 0:35:12 | |
# Everybody in the car So come on, let's ride | 0:35:12 | 0:35:14 | |
# To the liquor store on the corner | 0:35:14 | 0:35:17 | |
# The boys say they want some gin and juice | 0:35:17 | 0:35:18 | |
# But I really don't wanna | 0:35:18 | 0:35:20 | |
# Beer bust, like I had last week | 0:35:20 | 0:35:22 | |
# I must stay deep cos talk is cheap | 0:35:22 | 0:35:25 | |
# I like Angela, Pamela Sandra and Rita | 0:35:25 | 0:35:28 | |
# And as I continue You know they're getting sweeter | 0:35:28 | 0:35:31 | |
# So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord | 0:35:31 | 0:35:34 | |
# To me flirting is just like a sport | 0:35:34 | 0:35:37 | |
# Anything fly It's all good, let me dump it | 0:35:37 | 0:35:40 | |
# Please send in the trumpet | 0:35:40 | 0:35:41 | |
# A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side | 0:35:41 | 0:35:47 | |
# A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see | 0:35:47 | 0:35:52 | |
# A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long | 0:35:52 | 0:35:58 | |
# A little bit of Jessica, here I am A little bit of you makes me your man | 0:35:58 | 0:36:03 | |
# Mambo No 5 | 0:36:20 | 0:36:23 | |
# Jump up and down and move it all around | 0:36:26 | 0:36:29 | |
# Shake your head to the sound Put your hands on the ground | 0:36:29 | 0:36:31 | |
# Take one step left and one step right | 0:36:31 | 0:36:34 | |
# One to the front and one to the side | 0:36:34 | 0:36:37 | |
# Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice | 0:36:37 | 0:36:40 | |
# And if it looks like this then you're doing it right | 0:36:40 | 0:36:43 | |
# A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side | 0:36:43 | 0:36:48 | |
# A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see | 0:36:48 | 0:36:52 | |
# A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long | 0:36:52 | 0:36:59 | |
# A little bit of Jessica, here I am A little bit of you makes me your man | 0:36:59 | 0:37:03 | |
# The trumpet | 0:37:25 | 0:37:27 | |
# Mambo No 5 | 0:37:29 | 0:37:32 | |
# A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side | 0:37:34 | 0:37:40 | |
# A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see | 0:37:40 | 0:37:45 | |
# A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long | 0:37:45 | 0:37:51 | |
# A little bit of Jessica, here I am A little bit of you makes me your man | 0:37:51 | 0:37:57 | |
# I do all I do | 0:37:57 | 0:38:00 | |
# To fall in love With a girl like you | 0:38:00 | 0:38:02 | |
# You can't run and you can't hide | 0:38:02 | 0:38:05 | |
# You and me gonna touch the sky | 0:38:05 | 0:38:08 | |
# Mambo No 5. # | 0:38:24 | 0:38:26 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:38:30 | 0:38:33 | |
Lou Bega. Brilliant. | 0:38:37 | 0:38:39 | |
I've written a song meself, actually. | 0:38:39 | 0:38:42 | |
I've been working on it for three years. Here it is. | 0:38:42 | 0:38:44 | |
# A little bit of Sharon hoovering up | 0:38:44 | 0:38:47 | |
# A little bit of Deirdre Doing the washing | 0:38:47 | 0:38:49 | |
# A little bit of Hermione Ironing me trousers | 0:38:49 | 0:38:53 | |
# A little bit... # Oh. All right, then. | 0:38:53 | 0:38:55 | |
Please yourself. | 0:38:55 | 0:38:57 | |
We'll be joining jolly Joshua, | 0:38:57 | 0:38:59 | |
silly Sam and terrific Tasha in our spectacular Finaleval. | 0:38:59 | 0:39:02 | |
Let's find out as we play the game | 0:39:02 | 0:39:04 | |
you're literally going to love or hate - Kiss Or Punch! | 0:39:04 | 0:39:09 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:39:09 | 0:39:11 | |
Quite enough of that. Let's play a game. It's Kiss Or Punch. | 0:39:13 | 0:39:16 | |
Here are our contenders, Harvey and Katie. | 0:39:16 | 0:39:19 | |
You will see a celebrity's face pop-up. | 0:39:19 | 0:39:20 | |
You've got to decide whether to Kiss or Punch it. | 0:39:20 | 0:39:23 | |
-Harvey, you're going first. -Right, Harvey. Come up here. | 0:39:23 | 0:39:25 | |
And put your blindfold on. | 0:39:25 | 0:39:27 | |
I'll do it because you've got boxing gloves on. Right, there you go. | 0:39:27 | 0:39:30 | |
-Can you see anything? -No. -Good. Face that way. | 0:39:30 | 0:39:33 | |
So. Round one. | 0:39:33 | 0:39:35 | |
Here's the clue. | 0:39:35 | 0:39:38 | |
"Has a sharp tongue but always takes his friends on holiday." | 0:39:38 | 0:39:42 | |
-Kiss or punch? -Ow, that hurt. | 0:39:42 | 0:39:45 | |
He punched Simon Cowell. One point. | 0:39:45 | 0:39:48 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:39:48 | 0:39:50 | |
Round two. | 0:39:50 | 0:39:52 | |
OK, so... | 0:39:53 | 0:39:55 | |
"Fluffy on the outside, but can scratch for no reason." | 0:39:55 | 0:39:59 | |
Kiss or punch? | 0:39:59 | 0:40:01 | |
Kiss. You kissed the kitten. One point. | 0:40:01 | 0:40:05 | |
Round three. | 0:40:06 | 0:40:08 | |
OK. | 0:40:08 | 0:40:09 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:40:09 | 0:40:12 | |
Shut up. "The world's second-best double act." | 0:40:12 | 0:40:17 | |
Oh, no! | 0:40:17 | 0:40:19 | |
Oh, dear! | 0:40:19 | 0:40:20 | |
You punched Ant and Dec! That's bad! | 0:40:20 | 0:40:23 | |
You don't get any points for that. Naughty. | 0:40:23 | 0:40:26 | |
OK, round four. | 0:40:26 | 0:40:29 | |
"Terrible skin but good with recipes." | 0:40:29 | 0:40:32 | |
No! You kissed a witch! | 0:40:35 | 0:40:38 | |
No points and that's the end of your round. | 0:40:38 | 0:40:40 | |
Blindfold off. You got two points at the end of the round. | 0:40:40 | 0:40:42 | |
-Right then, Katie. It's your turn. Let's blindfold you. Can you see? -No. | 0:40:42 | 0:40:49 | |
-Anything? -No. -Lovely. Face that way. | 0:40:49 | 0:40:51 | |
Let's decide whether you're going to kiss or punch. Round one. | 0:40:51 | 0:40:55 | |
"Loves his family but very scary with a spanner in his hand." | 0:40:55 | 0:40:59 | |
Kiss or punch? | 0:41:00 | 0:41:02 | |
-Oh, Michelle. -One point! | 0:41:02 | 0:41:04 | |
-You punched Phil Mitchell. -Yay! | 0:41:04 | 0:41:06 | |
Round two. | 0:41:06 | 0:41:09 | |
"Always smartly dressed but sometimes break the speed limit." | 0:41:09 | 0:41:12 | |
Yes! One point - you kissed the policeman. | 0:41:15 | 0:41:19 | |
Round three. "Has lots of children but wees everywhere." | 0:41:19 | 0:41:24 | |
LAUGHTER Kiss or a punch. | 0:41:24 | 0:41:26 | |
GROANING You actually just kissed a rat there. | 0:41:30 | 0:41:32 | |
-Urgh! -No points. Next round. | 0:41:32 | 0:41:35 | |
"Enjoys a good laugh, but has a strange smell." Kiss or punch? | 0:41:35 | 0:41:39 | |
Ow! | 0:41:41 | 0:41:42 | |
-Right then, kid. You just punched me in the face. -Did I? | 0:41:44 | 0:41:47 | |
It was Dick! It was me! | 0:41:47 | 0:41:49 | |
So that's it. That's the end of your round. Come over here. | 0:41:49 | 0:41:52 | |
You can take your blindfold off. There you go. | 0:41:52 | 0:41:55 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:41:55 | 0:41:57 | |
We can confirm at the end of your game the scores are an absolute draw | 0:41:57 | 0:42:01 | |
so the winner is the first one to put their shoe on their head. | 0:42:01 | 0:42:05 | |
-Go! Hurry up. -I can't get it! | 0:42:05 | 0:42:09 | |
-Yes! -It was Harvey. Well done, you won. | 0:42:09 | 0:42:12 | |
Oh, hang on a minute. | 0:42:12 | 0:42:14 | |
The jury's out. It was a draw. | 0:42:14 | 0:42:16 | |
So it's the next one - put the other shoe on your head. | 0:42:16 | 0:42:19 | |
-Yay, Harvey! Well done, Harvey. -Good game. | 0:42:21 | 0:42:25 | |
Commiserations, Katie, but you did punch me in the face. Off you go. | 0:42:25 | 0:42:28 | |
Round of applause for Katie. | 0:42:28 | 0:42:30 | |
That means, Harvey, you get the golden hoop | 0:42:30 | 0:42:33 | |
and you go through to the Finaleval. | 0:42:33 | 0:42:35 | |
But first you've got to Hoopla! | 0:42:35 | 0:42:37 | |
JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS | 0:42:37 | 0:42:40 | |
AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG | 0:42:40 | 0:42:43 | |
-He's got odd socks. -Yeah. | 0:42:43 | 0:42:46 | |
What's all that about? | 0:42:46 | 0:42:48 | |
He's got sweaty toes as well. Look. | 0:42:48 | 0:42:51 | |
Mingin'. Mingin', man. | 0:42:51 | 0:42:53 | |
Clowns, take him away and wash his feet before the Finaleval. | 0:42:58 | 0:43:01 | |
See you later. Bye. | 0:43:01 | 0:43:03 | |
Clown, what time is it? | 0:43:04 | 0:43:07 | |
CLOWN GIBBERS | 0:43:07 | 0:43:09 | |
Ladies and gentlemen - it's here! It's coming! It's the Final... | 0:43:13 | 0:43:17 | |
-RECORD SCRATCH -Ladies and gentlemen - | 0:43:17 | 0:43:19 | |
in the game you are about to see, no men, women, children, | 0:43:19 | 0:43:22 | |
clowns or ferrets were harmed. | 0:43:22 | 0:43:24 | |
-Not even a little teeny bit. Enjoy. -..eval! | 0:43:24 | 0:43:28 | |
It's... | 0:43:30 | 0:43:32 | |
the... | 0:43:32 | 0:43:34 | |
Finaleval! | 0:43:34 | 0:43:37 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:43:37 | 0:43:39 | |
And here's the Finalevalists. | 0:43:39 | 0:43:41 | |
There's Tasha... APPLAUSE | 0:43:41 | 0:43:44 | |
We've got Joshua... APPLAUSE | 0:43:44 | 0:43:48 | |
Sam the man... APPLAUSE | 0:43:48 | 0:43:51 | |
and Harvey. APPLAUSE | 0:43:51 | 0:43:52 | |
Right that's it. Stop being so silly and get behind your podiums. | 0:43:54 | 0:43:58 | |
Cos it's time to start round one. | 0:43:58 | 0:44:01 | |
# Hoopla! # | 0:44:01 | 0:44:03 | |
Round one's called Brush Your Teeth. You've got 30 seconds. | 0:44:03 | 0:44:06 | |
We don't want gammy incisors! | 0:44:06 | 0:44:09 | |
Not on this Finaleval. | 0:44:09 | 0:44:11 | |
So the person that wins this could be the person that puts | 0:44:11 | 0:44:14 | |
good action into their brushing technique. | 0:44:14 | 0:44:16 | |
Yes. | 0:44:16 | 0:44:17 | |
The one who is making the least amount of effort will be | 0:44:17 | 0:44:20 | |
leaving after this round. | 0:44:20 | 0:44:21 | |
We've got the judges there who are going to be giving the points. | 0:44:21 | 0:44:24 | |
Hello, Mike Pooh, what are you looking for? | 0:44:24 | 0:44:26 | |
Get on with it. | 0:44:26 | 0:44:29 | |
Right. 30 seconds start now. Go! | 0:44:29 | 0:44:31 | |
Brush your teeth. We want to see froth. | 0:44:31 | 0:44:34 | |
Don't just brush your teeth like you brush them at home. | 0:44:34 | 0:44:39 | |
Go for it! | 0:44:39 | 0:44:40 | |
Come on! | 0:44:40 | 0:44:41 | |
CHEERING AND SHOUTING | 0:44:41 | 0:44:44 | |
Really put your work into this. | 0:44:44 | 0:44:47 | |
More, more! | 0:44:48 | 0:44:50 | |
You need more paste! | 0:44:50 | 0:44:53 | |
Five, four, three, two, one, stop! Time's up. | 0:44:56 | 0:45:02 | |
Stop brushing. | 0:45:02 | 0:45:04 | |
Right, let's find out what your scores are, | 0:45:04 | 0:45:09 | |
Mike Pooh and the other judges. | 0:45:09 | 0:45:10 | |
First of all for Tasha. | 0:45:10 | 0:45:13 | |
-Here we go. -Sixes, 12 and a four... -23 points for Tasha. Well done. | 0:45:13 | 0:45:20 | |
-Now points please for Joshua. -Come on. | 0:45:22 | 0:45:25 | |
Come on. | 0:45:25 | 0:45:27 | |
Right, up they go. | 0:45:27 | 0:45:28 | |
-This is good. -Hold it up. | 0:45:28 | 0:45:31 | |
27 points for Joshua. Well done. | 0:45:31 | 0:45:34 | |
Points for Sam? | 0:45:36 | 0:45:39 | |
36. | 0:45:44 | 0:45:46 | |
Well done. That's the highest score I think we've ever seen. | 0:45:46 | 0:45:49 | |
Harvey, it's frothy, it's dribbly, but what's the score? | 0:45:49 | 0:45:53 | |
Right, ready, up they go. Go! | 0:45:53 | 0:45:54 | |
-Nine, nine, eight, eight... -34 points. | 0:45:54 | 0:45:59 | |
We can now reveal who is going to be leaving the Finaleval | 0:46:03 | 0:46:07 | |
after round one. | 0:46:07 | 0:46:08 | |
It's very sad because she did so well with Gypsy Rose Dick earlier, | 0:46:08 | 0:46:12 | |
but Tasha's leaving. Sorry. | 0:46:12 | 0:46:14 | |
Bye-bye, Tasha. | 0:46:14 | 0:46:15 | |
But you've got lovely fresh breath | 0:46:18 | 0:46:20 | |
and now you're off to ride the lion with no pride. | 0:46:20 | 0:46:23 | |
Go, Tasha. | 0:46:23 | 0:46:25 | |
Enjoy it. | 0:46:25 | 0:46:26 | |
Tasha, hold on tight. Ride the lion with no pride. | 0:46:29 | 0:46:34 | |
-Hold on tight. -Hold on tight. | 0:46:34 | 0:46:35 | |
Hold on tight. | 0:46:35 | 0:46:39 | |
Bye-bye, Tasha. Time for round two. | 0:46:44 | 0:46:46 | |
# Hoopla! # | 0:46:46 | 0:46:48 | |
Come forward cos now we're going to try and find out | 0:46:48 | 0:46:51 | |
who's the best in the world. | 0:46:51 | 0:46:52 | |
You'll hear some music then we'll tell you to do some actions | 0:46:52 | 0:46:55 | |
during an instrumental break. | 0:46:55 | 0:46:57 | |
The better you do it the more points you'll get. Let's play. | 0:46:57 | 0:46:59 | |
# I am the best in the world The best in the world | 0:46:59 | 0:47:03 | |
# The very best at... # | 0:47:03 | 0:47:04 | |
Holding your breath, Joshua. | 0:47:04 | 0:47:07 | |
-Two seconds... -He's holding his breath! | 0:47:08 | 0:47:11 | |
-Are you? -Yes. Can't you tell? | 0:47:11 | 0:47:13 | |
-Oh. -He's closed his nose for you. | 0:47:13 | 0:47:15 | |
Checking his mouth. | 0:47:17 | 0:47:19 | |
Check his pulse. Is he all right? | 0:47:19 | 0:47:21 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:47:21 | 0:47:25 | |
He's gagging on his own lack of oxygen. | 0:47:25 | 0:47:27 | |
He's doing it for a long time. | 0:47:27 | 0:47:29 | |
His throat's doing the weird suffocating thing. | 0:47:29 | 0:47:32 | |
That's it! Next! | 0:47:32 | 0:47:33 | |
Big breath. | 0:47:35 | 0:47:37 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, | 0:47:37 | 0:47:39 | |
while this is happening I'd like to take the opportunity | 0:47:39 | 0:47:42 | |
to tell you some jokes... | 0:47:42 | 0:47:43 | |
But I won't. | 0:47:43 | 0:47:46 | |
He is. This is great British television. | 0:47:48 | 0:47:52 | |
His eyes are watering. | 0:47:52 | 0:47:55 | |
Sometimes you expect to see high-octane crazy games. | 0:47:55 | 0:47:58 | |
We just like to see children nearly passing out through lack of oxygen! | 0:47:58 | 0:48:02 | |
He's doing well. | 0:48:04 | 0:48:06 | |
Very good! | 0:48:06 | 0:48:08 | |
Next, Ollie. | 0:48:08 | 0:48:10 | |
We want to see your mouth. That's it. | 0:48:10 | 0:48:14 | |
Close your nostrils properly. Very good. | 0:48:14 | 0:48:17 | |
What's this? See that? Nee! | 0:48:24 | 0:48:28 | |
See it again? Watch. Nee-nee! | 0:48:28 | 0:48:30 | |
-Tickle-tickle-tickle! -This man is made of steel. | 0:48:30 | 0:48:35 | |
Tickle-tickle-tickle! | 0:48:35 | 0:48:37 | |
I'm going to cut his silly hair. | 0:48:37 | 0:48:39 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:48:39 | 0:48:42 | |
He's good though. Yeah! Well done. | 0:48:42 | 0:48:44 | |
Tell him your favourite joke, Joshua. | 0:48:49 | 0:48:51 | |
What is a hedgehog's favourite dinner? | 0:48:51 | 0:48:57 | |
I don't know. What is a hedgehog's favourite dinner? | 0:48:57 | 0:49:00 | |
Pickled onions. | 0:49:00 | 0:49:02 | |
-No, hang on. Did you say pickled onions? -Yes. -It might be "prickled". | 0:49:02 | 0:49:08 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:49:08 | 0:49:11 | |
I'm just guessing. The big punchline. | 0:49:11 | 0:49:13 | |
Sam, your favourite joke. | 0:49:13 | 0:49:14 | |
Why did the man with one hand cross the road? | 0:49:14 | 0:49:17 | |
DICK AND DOM: I don't know. Why? | 0:49:17 | 0:49:19 | |
To get to the second hand shop. | 0:49:19 | 0:49:21 | |
-To get... -Yes. | 0:49:21 | 0:49:23 | |
-Harvey, you're next. -We know about you. Keep it clean, all right? | 0:49:23 | 0:49:27 | |
-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -Felix. -Felix who? | 0:49:27 | 0:49:30 | |
Felix my ice cream, I'll lick his. | 0:49:30 | 0:49:34 | |
-Oi! -Hey-hey! | 0:49:34 | 0:49:36 | |
Doing the splits. | 0:49:39 | 0:49:42 | |
Go. | 0:49:42 | 0:49:44 | |
Ooh! | 0:49:44 | 0:49:46 | |
Don't break your knees whatever you do. | 0:49:46 | 0:49:49 | |
I don't think you can go any further. | 0:49:49 | 0:49:51 | |
-Next, Sam. -Ooh! | 0:49:51 | 0:49:53 | |
That's nearly his kneecap gone again. | 0:49:53 | 0:49:55 | |
What is that, Sam? | 0:49:55 | 0:49:57 | |
-Are you going to propose to someone? -That'll do. -Harvey. | 0:49:59 | 0:50:01 | |
PRRRPPPTTT! | 0:50:03 | 0:50:05 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:50:05 | 0:50:07 | |
-Ripper. -A proper ripper! | 0:50:07 | 0:50:09 | |
That's it! | 0:50:09 | 0:50:10 | |
Good work, good work. Let's see what the judges thought. | 0:50:19 | 0:50:22 | |
It's all down to the judges. | 0:50:22 | 0:50:23 | |
Mike Pooh and the panel of judges. For Joshua. | 0:50:23 | 0:50:27 | |
-Here we go. Up they go. -16... 23 points for Joshua. | 0:50:27 | 0:50:33 | |
It's good. Now the points, please, Mike, for Sam. | 0:50:36 | 0:50:40 | |
Are we all ready? Up we go. Go! | 0:50:40 | 0:50:43 | |
-Eight and nine... -18, 21, 30 points. | 0:50:43 | 0:50:48 | |
So, if you, Harvey, get 23 or less | 0:50:52 | 0:50:56 | |
you are leaving the Hoopla! Finaleval. | 0:50:56 | 0:51:01 | |
-Here we go. -So, let's find out what your scores are. | 0:51:01 | 0:51:04 | |
Ready, go! | 0:51:04 | 0:51:05 | |
Oh! | 0:51:05 | 0:51:07 | |
31 points, Harvey, you're still in the game. | 0:51:07 | 0:51:11 | |
That means the next person leaving the Finaleval is Joshua. | 0:51:14 | 0:51:20 | |
The person in last place. Joshua has to ride the lion with no pride. | 0:51:20 | 0:51:25 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:51:25 | 0:51:29 | |
Hold on tight, it goes a bit fast. | 0:51:32 | 0:51:36 | |
I liked your pickled onions joke, it was brilliant. | 0:51:36 | 0:51:39 | |
It's the final of the Finaleval! | 0:51:46 | 0:51:49 | |
Here they are, the final two. It's Sam and Harvey. | 0:52:00 | 0:52:06 | |
They look like they're stood outside the headmaster's office. Chill out. | 0:52:09 | 0:52:13 | |
It's all a game of chance. | 0:52:13 | 0:52:14 | |
There are eight dustbins behind you. | 0:52:14 | 0:52:18 | |
In seven of those is treasure | 0:52:18 | 0:52:21 | |
that we've put in there for you. | 0:52:21 | 0:52:23 | |
Basically the best prizes ever to be given away on British TV. | 0:52:23 | 0:52:27 | |
Now, they will make your lives different, these prizes. | 0:52:27 | 0:52:32 | |
If you could have any prize in the world, anything, | 0:52:32 | 0:52:36 | |
object or experience, what would it be? | 0:52:36 | 0:52:39 | |
-Going into space. -Going into space, ladies and gentlemen. | 0:52:39 | 0:52:43 | |
That is possible. What about you, Harvey? | 0:52:43 | 0:52:47 | |
-A console. -A console. | 0:52:47 | 0:52:50 | |
See, that's more realistic, ladies and gentlemen. | 0:52:50 | 0:52:53 | |
Yours was just stupid, Sam. | 0:52:53 | 0:52:56 | |
In one of those bins is a clown called Cyril. | 0:52:56 | 0:53:00 | |
He's very, very wrong. | 0:53:00 | 0:53:03 | |
-If you find him, you lose. Let's play. -Harvey. | 0:53:03 | 0:53:06 | |
-Come on then, Parvey. -Who's Parvey? | 0:53:06 | 0:53:09 | |
Sorry! Come on, Harvey. | 0:53:09 | 0:53:12 | |
Don't forget, the golden Hoopla trophy is at stake too. | 0:53:13 | 0:53:17 | |
The console, whatever you want, but which bin isn't Cyril...? | 0:53:17 | 0:53:24 | |
-Are you all right? -Yeah. -Good. Which bin isn't Cyril in? | 0:53:24 | 0:53:29 | |
One. | 0:53:29 | 0:53:31 | |
AUDIENCE: Ooh! | 0:53:31 | 0:53:33 | |
Good luck. | 0:53:33 | 0:53:35 | |
Go for it, Harvey. Lift the lid. | 0:53:37 | 0:53:39 | |
Agh! | 0:53:39 | 0:53:41 | |
-What is it? -Hold it up. What is it? | 0:53:41 | 0:53:43 | |
A fly swatter. Bring it here! | 0:53:44 | 0:53:48 | |
Look at that. This is a dream come true. | 0:53:50 | 0:53:52 | |
You could use it for this as well. Bend over. | 0:53:52 | 0:53:55 | |
THWACK! THWACK! | 0:53:55 | 0:53:57 | |
It's yours, whatever happens. | 0:53:57 | 0:53:59 | |
Right, Sam, it's your turn. Come forward. | 0:53:59 | 0:54:02 | |
Yes, the golden Hoopla trophy could be yours. | 0:54:02 | 0:54:07 | |
It's made out of 100 per cent solid gold... | 0:54:07 | 0:54:10 | |
plastic! | 0:54:10 | 0:54:12 | |
Which bin isn't Cyril in? | 0:54:12 | 0:54:14 | |
I don't know. | 0:54:14 | 0:54:16 | |
What do you mean? I'm asking which bin isn't he in | 0:54:16 | 0:54:19 | |
-so then you go and choose it. What number? -What a silly thing to say! | 0:54:19 | 0:54:22 | |
-Five. -Five. | 0:54:22 | 0:54:23 | |
Off you go, Sam. Where are you going? | 0:54:25 | 0:54:27 | |
It's there! | 0:54:27 | 0:54:30 | |
Agh! | 0:54:30 | 0:54:32 | |
-Hold it up! What is it? -What is it? | 0:54:32 | 0:54:36 | |
It's a ruler. | 0:54:36 | 0:54:38 | |
A 30 centimetre piece of plastic. Wow! | 0:54:42 | 0:54:44 | |
It's a luxury item given away here on Hoopla. | 0:54:44 | 0:54:48 | |
Harvey, we are the music makers, we are the dreamers of the dreams. | 0:54:50 | 0:54:56 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:54:56 | 0:54:58 | |
What would you like...? No! What would you like...? Shut up! | 0:54:58 | 0:55:02 | |
Which bin isn't Cyril in? | 0:55:02 | 0:55:05 | |
-Six. -I said which one isn't he in? | 0:55:05 | 0:55:10 | |
It's too late now, Harvey! | 0:55:10 | 0:55:13 | |
Open the bin. | 0:55:13 | 0:55:15 | |
-Aaagh! -Agh! | 0:55:15 | 0:55:19 | |
What is it? Harvey, it's a balloon. | 0:55:19 | 0:55:24 | |
Whatever happens, that is yours to keep. | 0:55:26 | 0:55:29 | |
Sam, are you jealous of Harvey? | 0:55:29 | 0:55:33 | |
He's got a fly swatter and a balloon. | 0:55:33 | 0:55:35 | |
-No. -All right. | 0:55:35 | 0:55:38 | |
You could add a prize to your ruler. | 0:55:38 | 0:55:41 | |
Or you might lose. Which bin isn't Cyril in? | 0:55:41 | 0:55:43 | |
-Eight. -Eight. | 0:55:43 | 0:55:44 | |
Let's go for eight. | 0:55:44 | 0:55:46 | |
-Off you go. -Oh-oh. | 0:55:46 | 0:55:49 | |
Agh! | 0:55:49 | 0:55:51 | |
What is it? Show everyone! | 0:55:51 | 0:55:54 | |
Bubbles! | 0:55:54 | 0:55:56 | |
Months of fun. Months of fun. | 0:55:57 | 0:56:01 | |
Now, Harvey, I know right now you're thinking it's impossible | 0:56:01 | 0:56:05 | |
to have anything better than what you have in your hands. | 0:56:05 | 0:56:10 | |
But it could be. Which bin isn't Cyril in? | 0:56:10 | 0:56:14 | |
Three. | 0:56:14 | 0:56:16 | |
AUDIENCE: Oooh! | 0:56:16 | 0:56:19 | |
I think you know, don't you? | 0:56:21 | 0:56:23 | |
Where are you going? It's there. | 0:56:23 | 0:56:25 | |
Lift the lid. | 0:56:26 | 0:56:27 | |
Agh! | 0:56:29 | 0:56:30 | |
SHOUTING | 0:56:30 | 0:56:32 | |
CLATTER! CRASH! | 0:56:32 | 0:56:35 | |
Cyril, you've burst his balloon. I can't believe it. | 0:56:37 | 0:56:40 | |
CLATTER! CRASH! | 0:56:40 | 0:56:43 | |
BUZZ! | 0:56:43 | 0:56:45 | |
That'll teach you. That'll teach you to burst kids' balloons. | 0:56:45 | 0:56:51 | |
You vile little thing. | 0:56:51 | 0:56:53 | |
BUZZ! | 0:56:53 | 0:56:54 | |
Thanks, mate, thought I was a goner there. | 0:56:54 | 0:56:58 | |
-The good news is we have a winner. -Look! | 0:56:58 | 0:57:01 | |
He's the Master of the Hoop! | 0:57:03 | 0:57:07 | |
Well done, Sam. Sam, you got bubbles, a ruler and the trophy. | 0:57:07 | 0:57:12 | |
How are you feeling? | 0:57:12 | 0:57:13 | |
-Good. -Sam, you look slightly confused. | 0:57:13 | 0:57:16 | |
-I am. -Well there's one thing... Agh! | 0:57:16 | 0:57:21 | |
CLATTER! CRASH! | 0:57:21 | 0:57:23 | |
SCREAMING | 0:57:23 | 0:57:25 | |
-Cyril! -Cyril's turned Sam into a kid clown. | 0:57:28 | 0:57:31 | |
Hey, Sam, it's not all bad. | 0:57:31 | 0:57:33 | |
You've still got the golden Hoopla trophy. | 0:57:33 | 0:57:36 | |
You've still got bubbles and ruler. | 0:57:36 | 0:57:39 | |
And the other good thing is now you're a clown | 0:57:39 | 0:57:41 | |
you might as well join our Hoopla...forever! | 0:57:41 | 0:57:45 | |
-That's it! -Ladies and gentlemen that's it for the show. | 0:57:45 | 0:57:49 | |
Thank you to all of the performers on the show today. | 0:57:49 | 0:57:52 | |
Thank you to you lot. | 0:57:52 | 0:57:55 | |
You were great. Have you enjoyed it? | 0:57:55 | 0:57:58 | |
Thanks to the Pooh brothers as always. | 0:57:58 | 0:58:00 | |
Join us next time on the Hoopla. And who knows | 0:58:01 | 0:58:04 | |
this travelling fairground might be coming to a town | 0:58:04 | 0:58:07 | |
near you! Hoopla! | 0:58:07 | 0:58:09 | |
ALL: Hoopla! | 0:58:09 | 0:58:11 | |
# Hoopla! # | 0:58:11 | 0:58:13 | |
'Dick and Dom would like to point out that Harvey | 0:58:13 | 0:58:15 | |
'survived his encounter with Cyril | 0:58:15 | 0:58:17 | |
'and now lives full-time as a gorilla.' | 0:58:17 | 0:58:21 |