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Hoopla! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
# Fire up the van and hit the open road | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
# We're putting on a show from a travelling abode | 0:00:05 | 0:00:09 | |
# Fabulous feats that are crazy and colourful | 0:00:09 | 0:00:11 | |
# Prepare to be amazed by the weird and the wonderful | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# Hoopla | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
# Everybody shout Hoopla | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
# All together now Hoopla | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
# Everybody loves Hoopla | 0:00:21 | 0:00:25 | |
# They'll be magic mayhem mystery suspense | 0:00:25 | 0:00:29 | |
# Prizes surprises it's going to be immense | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
# From Matlock to Margate Pontefract to Perth | 0:00:31 | 0:00:35 | |
# It's simply going to be the greatest show on Earth | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
# Hoopla | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
# Everybody shout Hoopla | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
# All together now Hoopla | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
# Everybody loves Hoopla. # | 0:00:45 | 0:00:49 | |
WIND BLOWING | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
CREAKING | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
BOTH: Hoopla! ALL: Hoopla! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
# I love to love | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
# But my baby just loves to dance | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
# He wants to dance | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
# He loves to dance He's got to dance | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
# Oh, I love to love | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
# But my baby just loves to dance. # | 0:01:33 | 0:01:37 | |
Welcome to the show. We are coming to you live-ish from... | 0:01:39 | 0:01:44 | |
The town of Waggleit! | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
Welcome back to the Hoopla! | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
Someone here will be going away with the Golden Hoopla Trophy. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
-But which one will it be? -And we've got the Pooh brothers. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
-Hang on, who's he? -Cousin. -I'm Enoch Pooh. -BOTH: With an H! | 0:01:56 | 0:02:00 | |
Crank it up, Rodney. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
We've got some of the greatest acts on this planet ready for you, | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
including - hold onto your tache - Hula Boy! | 0:02:06 | 0:02:10 | |
We've also got foot-juggling madness from Hui Ling! | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
He's got the voice of an angel, it's Lemar! | 0:02:25 | 0:02:30 | |
# I still hear your voice inside my head... # | 0:02:30 | 0:02:39 | |
We start today's show with the spectacular acrobatics | 0:02:39 | 0:02:43 | |
of Price and McCoy. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
What are you doing? | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
Out. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:56 | |
Whoo! Ha-ha. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:03:13 | 0:03:14 | |
Hey! | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
Hey-ey! | 0:03:19 | 0:03:20 | |
Ahhh! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:22 | |
Aww! | 0:03:26 | 0:03:27 | |
Ahh! | 0:03:32 | 0:03:33 | |
Whaa! | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
Heeey! Ooh! | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
Whoo! | 0:03:53 | 0:03:54 | |
Whey! | 0:04:05 | 0:04:06 | |
Ow! | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
PHRRRT! | 0:04:19 | 0:04:20 | |
Hey! | 0:04:34 | 0:04:35 | |
Whaaa! | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
Hup! Hup! Hup! | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
Help! | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
CHEERING | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
Wow! | 0:06:13 | 0:06:14 | |
Whilst we leave them tete-a-tete, ten seconds to tell us | 0:06:14 | 0:06:18 | |
what you thought about that. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:19 | |
It was very entertaining, very flippy. Very... | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
-Now it's time for this. -'It's time for our first game. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:32 | |
'The Finaleval awaits the champion of the hoop.' | 0:06:32 | 0:06:37 | |
Oh, yeah. Yeah! | 0:06:37 | 0:06:41 | |
Your chance win a go on the Hoopla hoop | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
and a earn your place in the Finaleval at the end of the show. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
Look who it is! It's the current titleholder, Dick! | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
Look at that. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
All bought and paid for. What's your favourite food, chips? | 0:06:55 | 0:07:00 | |
Come on. Come over here. Hang on a minute. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:04 | |
I'm just going to flick your pecs. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
BOING! BOING! | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
BOI-OI-OI-OING! | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
Solid muscle. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
Look at it rippling away. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:15 | |
And now, ladies and gentlemen, | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
I'm going to stick my digit in his...bellybutton. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:21 | |
SQUELCHING | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
POP | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, Dick's bellybutton cheese. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:37 | |
-Bleugh! -I wondered where I put that. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
OK, we need a challenger to take on the mighty Dick over here. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:45 | |
-Who's going to challenge him? -Me! -Me! | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
Right, you. Give Anthony a big round of applause. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:52 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
-All right, Anthony, what's your name? -Anthony. -Lovely to meet you. | 0:07:55 | 0:08:00 | |
You're going to challenge the mighty Dick over here. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
-Do you fancy your chances? -Yeah. -All right. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
To give us the challenges, over here, | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
we have personal trainer to the stars'...plastic surgeons - Lewis! | 0:08:07 | 0:08:11 | |
CHEERING | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
Lewis, what's the first challenge? | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
The first challenge is a star-jump challenge. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
For stupid people watching at home, what is a star jump? | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
That, ladies and gentlemen, is the perfect example of a star jump. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
You've got 20 seconds in order to do as many star jumps | 0:08:27 | 0:08:31 | |
as you possibly can. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
Lewis will be counting. Anthony, you will take the place first. OK. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
Your time, Anthony, starts...now. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
BELL RINGING | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT | 0:08:42 | 0:08:46 | |
-BELL RINGS -Stop. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
Anthony, well done, it was good, but Lewis, | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
how many star jumps did Anthony actually do? | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
-31. -31! | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
That's over 1.5 per second. That's incredible, 31. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:13 | |
Now, ladies and gentlemen, | 0:09:13 | 0:09:14 | |
it's time to bring out the current titleholder. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
It's Dick, who will now flap like a little birdie. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:21 | |
10 seconds and your time starts now. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
BELL RINGING | 0:09:24 | 0:09:25 | |
Come on! Put your back into it! | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
Come on, you muppet! | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
That's it. Come on. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on! | 0:09:39 | 0:09:43 | |
-BELL RINGS -Stop! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:44 | |
How many star jumps did Dick manage to do in 20 seconds? | 0:09:46 | 0:09:50 | |
-He was going like the clappers. -31. -Oh! | 0:09:50 | 0:09:54 | |
31. Well done. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
So, currently it is neck and neck and now we reach the next round. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
-Lewis, what's the next round? -The Chop My Flying Balls challenge. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:05 | |
-What happens in this game? -I throw the balls to the challenger | 0:10:05 | 0:10:09 | |
and they have to karate chop the balls. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
-What muscles is this good for? -You need good arms. -Good arms. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
Let's see your arms. Show me your guns. Oh. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:18 | |
Show me... No, don't. OK. There we are, here are the balls. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:22 | |
Anthony, don't fall off the back of the stage, whatever you do. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
One point for every one you strike. Your 20 seconds starts now. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
BELL RINGING | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
One. Two. Oh, no. Three. Four. Five. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:38 | |
Ten. 11. 12. 13. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:42 | |
-14. 15. -BELL RINGING. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
Anthony managed to get 15 balls. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
15 or more to beat. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
OK. Ready? 20 seconds, and your time starts now. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:04 | |
One. Two. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
BELL RINGING | 0:11:27 | 0:11:28 | |
Oh! Hang on a minute. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
-That last one, it was on the bell, does it count? -It doesn't count. -Oh. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:34 | |
OK, how many, after that 20 seconds, did Dick manage to complete? | 0:11:34 | 0:11:39 | |
-16. -16! Look at that! | 0:11:39 | 0:11:44 | |
So, we've reached the final round. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:48 | |
-Lewis, what is the final round? -The final round is squat jumps. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
Squat jumps. For stupid people at home, what is a squat jump? | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
I see. Squatting and jumping. Exciting. All right, then. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:59 | |
Anthony, you need two more than Dick in order to win | 0:11:59 | 0:12:03 | |
the Golden Hoopla Hoop and get your place in the Finaleval | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
at the end of the show, with the possibility of winning | 0:12:06 | 0:12:10 | |
the Golden Hoopla Trophy. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
Good. All right. So, both step forward. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
You have 20 seconds to do as many squat jumps as you can. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:18 | |
Your time starts... | 0:12:19 | 0:12:23 | |
PHRRRT | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
..now. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:27 | |
BURPING/FARTING SOUND EFFECTS | 0:12:27 | 0:12:32 | |
-BELL RINGING -Stop. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
-Stop what you're doing. -My legs! -OK. The moment of truth. I can tell you | 0:12:49 | 0:12:53 | |
that Dick managed to get 12. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
So, Anthony, you need 14 in order to go through to the Finaleval. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:04 | |
Lewis, how many squat jumps did Anthony manage to do? | 0:13:04 | 0:13:10 | |
-Anthony managed to do 19. -19! | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
CHEERING | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
19 squat jumps. Anthony, congratulations, my friend. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:20 | |
You beat Dick and now it is the Golden Hoopla Hoop. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:24 | |
Three, two, one, hoopla! | 0:13:24 | 0:13:28 | |
BOING! BOING! BOING! | 0:13:34 | 0:13:39 | |
Take him away. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
We'll see you at the end of the show in the Finaleval. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:53 | |
-You got beaten again. How do you feel? -Chips. -Really? | 0:13:53 | 0:13:57 | |
-Any further thoughts on what you'll do next time? -Chips. -Brilliant. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
-And now prepare to be amazed. -'It's Hoopla game number two. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:05 | |
'Beware The Hand of Cackamanga.' | 0:14:05 | 0:14:09 | |
One of these people will win another Golden Hoopla Hoop as long as | 0:14:11 | 0:14:16 | |
they steer clear of the Hand of Cackamanga. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:20 | |
If you get smeared by the juice, you are out. The last one standing wins. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:27 | |
Are you ready? ALL SHOUT | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
BOTH: Cackamanga. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
Come on, then! | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
# You can run but you can't hide | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
# From the Hand of Cackamanga | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
# If you don't slip you'll certainly not slide | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
# You'll be waving your fist in anger... # | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
Watch where you're going! | 0:14:48 | 0:14:49 | |
# Sam has gone | 0:14:49 | 0:14:50 | |
# Sam has gone | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
# Cos he got the Hand of Cackamanga | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
# George is gone | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
# He's gone away | 0:14:56 | 0:14:57 | |
# He got slapped by the Cackamanga Hand | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
# You can dodge... # | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
Whoa! | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
# Don't look away | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
# It needs its prey the Hand of Cackamanga | 0:15:07 | 0:15:12 | |
# Cackamanga, Steven's gone down | 0:15:12 | 0:15:16 | |
# Cackamanga, Cackamanga | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
# Cack-cack-cack Cackamanga | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
# You have no choice | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
# You got no time to put your coat on, anga | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
# Cackamanga, Cackamanga | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
# Feel the smack of the handy wanga | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:15:35 | 0:15:39 | |
# If you can, win the prize | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
# And for now you've gone | 0:15:43 | 0:15:47 | |
# Cackamanga, Cackamanga | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
# Cack-o Cack-o Cack-o Cack Cack | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
# Cackamanga, whoa! | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
# Tia and Eve, say good eve! | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
# You gone... # | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
That way! | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
# Look out, boy Look out, girl | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
# Cackamanga's gonna cross your world | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
# Drive away! You can't get far | 0:16:08 | 0:16:12 | |
# Don't be dumb It's only a bumper car | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
# Drive real fast and doge the goo | 0:16:15 | 0:16:19 | |
# But in the end the hand will come down on you | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
# We got a winner! # | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:16:24 | 0:16:28 | |
We have a winner, ladies and gentlemen. Look! Look, look! Whoa! | 0:16:28 | 0:16:34 | |
Whoa! You haven't got her! Get back in the car! | 0:16:34 | 0:16:38 | |
We don't have a winner! | 0:16:42 | 0:16:44 | |
# Winner! # | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
Ahhhh! | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
# No, no, don't have a winner | 0:16:51 | 0:16:55 | |
# No, no, don't have a winner | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
# No, no, don't have a winner | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
# You got the Hand of Cackamanga... # | 0:17:00 | 0:17:04 | |
We have a winner! We have a winner! We have a winner! | 0:17:09 | 0:17:13 | |
-I won! -The winner is Amy! | 0:17:15 | 0:17:20 | |
Well done, Amy. You got a bit stuck, but you got out and you won it! | 0:17:20 | 0:17:25 | |
You've got 20 seconds now to hoopla! | 0:17:25 | 0:17:29 | |
Take her away! We'll see you later in the Finaleval. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
But now, foot juggling from Hui Ling! | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
CHEERING | 0:18:49 | 0:18:53 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:19:32 | 0:19:37 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
GASPS AND APPLAUSE | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
LOUD APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
Whoa, look at her, eh? | 0:22:03 | 0:22:04 | |
Come here. Right, tell us how good that it act was | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
in 10 seconds, whilst juggling. Go! | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
-Go! -CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
-Go! -Go! | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
-Go! -Go! | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
-Go! -Go! -Go! -Go! | 0:22:17 | 0:22:18 | |
-Go! -Go! | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
BOING! | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
Well, let's have a look at what else is coming up on the show. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:25 | |
Yes, plenty more tiptop, big top, top hat entertainment to come, | 0:22:25 | 0:22:29 | |
with music from Lemar, | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
and unbelievable tricks from Hula Boy, | 0:22:31 | 0:22:34 | |
plus loads more Hoopla-style games, | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
leading to that all-important Finaleval, | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
where one in lucky winner, that's right, ladies and gentlemen, | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
just the one lucky winner, | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
will receive a prize that money just can't buy! | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
But first... | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
# We were very happy | 0:22:49 | 0:22:52 | |
# Well, at least I thought we were | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
# Can't somebody tell me | 0:22:54 | 0:22:57 | |
# What got into her? | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
# We had a house and a home and a family | 0:23:00 | 0:23:04 | |
# And a man that loved her so | 0:23:04 | 0:23:08 | |
# Who'd believe she'd leave us to join a... | 0:23:08 | 0:23:13 | |
-# Hoopla! -# ..show? | 0:23:13 | 0:23:14 | |
# Say, has anybody seen my sweet Gypsy Rose? | 0:23:17 | 0:23:21 | |
# Here's a picture when she was my sweet Mary Jo | 0:23:21 | 0:23:27 | |
# Now she's got rings on her fingers and bells on her toes | 0:23:27 | 0:23:33 | |
# Say, has anybody seen my sweet Gypsy Rose? # | 0:23:33 | 0:23:37 | |
That's your lot. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
CHEERING | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
RRRRIP! Ripper! Hiya! | 0:23:41 | 0:23:45 | |
AUDIENCE: Hiya! | 0:23:45 | 0:23:46 | |
I'm Gypsy Rose Dick. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:47 | |
Some people call me GIPsy Rose Dick. Know why? | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
Because... | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
HE WRETCHES | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
HE GARGLES | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
Ooh! | 0:24:02 | 0:24:03 | |
BLEURGH! Right, these are my Cards of Fate. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
We've got two players coming up | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
to drink their lush pints, | 0:24:08 | 0:24:09 | |
and at the end of this, someone's going to win another one of these. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
The Golden Hoopla Hoop! | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
AUDIENCE: Oooh! | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
I've told you! | 0:24:23 | 0:24:24 | |
You've got to show me... | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
HE SHOUTS ..some respect! | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
AUDIENCE: Sorry! | 0:24:29 | 0:24:32 | |
It's all right! Shall we meet the contestants? Here they are. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:35 | |
Give them a round of applause as they come up. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:37 | |
Shaniah. Come on, up you come! | 0:24:37 | 0:24:38 | |
Don't be scared! | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
APPLAUSE We've got Shaniah over here | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
and Katie on this side. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:44 | |
-How are you doing? You all right? -Yeah. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
Good. Do you like food? | 0:24:46 | 0:24:47 | |
-Do you like eating? -Yes. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:48 | |
I've got some luscious stuff today. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
Cards, cards, no ifs, no buts, | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
the clowns'll see it and spill their guts! | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
BLEURGH! | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
Lovely! You're going first, Shaniah. Pick a card. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
Show everyone at home what you've got. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
What is it? Boiled cabbage! | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
A lovely start for you there, Katie. Let's get the bowl of cabbage out. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:06 | |
Ooh! Ten seconds, start now. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:09 | |
Eat as many spoonfuls as you can, and make sure you swallow it! | 0:25:09 | 0:25:13 | |
That's one. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:14 | |
It's nice, isn't it? It's been boiling for weeks! | 0:25:14 | 0:25:18 | |
Stop it! | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
She's got three, but can she swallow it? | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
Go on, Katie! | 0:25:24 | 0:25:25 | |
-Eurgh! -Yeah! | 0:25:25 | 0:25:26 | |
Three of them. They're only little ones, though, weren't they? | 0:25:26 | 0:25:29 | |
Three of those. Get you into your lush pint. There you are, Shaniah. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
Your turn, Katie. Cards, cards, no ifs, no buts, | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
when the clowns'll see it they'll spill their guts! | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
BLEURGH! Pick your card. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
Hold it up high, show everyone what you've got. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
Cold mashed potato. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:42 | |
Lovely! It's better colder, isn't it? Do you like it cold, Shaniah? | 0:25:42 | 0:25:47 | |
There you are. Ten seconds, start now. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
That's it. Get it down you. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
Remember to swallow. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
Oh, lovely, isn't it? It's a lovely mixture in there. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
Stop it! | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
I think that was only one. Can you swallow? | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
Two! Go on, then. Try and swallow your two spoonfuls! | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
It's only cold mashed potato! | 0:26:06 | 0:26:07 | |
Get it down you! | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
Gone? Right, there we are! | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
So two of them in your lush pint, Katie. Lovely! | 0:26:12 | 0:26:15 | |
Right, back to you, Shaniah. Cards, cards, no ifs, no buts, | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
the clowns'll see it and spill their guts! | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
BLEURGH! What you got? Hold it high. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:24 | |
Sweetcorn! Lovely. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:25 | |
Right, where's the sweet...there it is. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
There you go, Katie. Ten seconds, start now. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:29 | |
That's one. Crunchy! Sweet! | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
Corn! | 0:26:35 | 0:26:36 | |
Four! | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
Stop it! | 0:26:38 | 0:26:39 | |
Ooh! Four? Four? Four? | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
Swallowing it? | 0:26:42 | 0:26:43 | |
Got to swallow it. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:44 | |
Cos then it goes in her... | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
swallow it, then! | 0:26:47 | 0:26:48 | |
Lush pint. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:50 | |
One, two, three, four. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:53 | |
Do you like the look of that, Shaniah? Mmm, lovely! | 0:26:53 | 0:26:56 | |
Right, back to you, Katie. | 0:26:56 | 0:26:57 | |
Cards, cards, no ifs, no buts, | 0:26:57 | 0:26:59 | |
when the clowns see it they'll spill their guts! | 0:26:59 | 0:27:01 | |
BLEURGH! What you got? | 0:27:01 | 0:27:03 | |
-Hold it high, let's see. -Oh, no! | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
-Turn it round. -Yeast extract. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:06 | |
Yeast extract! LAUGHTER | 0:27:06 | 0:27:09 | |
Ooh! It's Shaniah. Off you go! | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
-Eurgh! -Eat it, then! | 0:27:14 | 0:27:16 | |
Ooh, a nice big one! | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
Go on. Not long left! Two seconds to eat it! | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
Stop it! | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
Right, we'll just sit quietly while you finish that. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
AUDIENCE CHANTS, "SHANIAH!" | 0:27:33 | 0:27:36 | |
Your chant were a bit feeble! LAUGHTER | 0:27:37 | 0:27:41 | |
It's gone! Right, so one big one. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:43 | |
One big one in your lush pint. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 | |
Ooh, that'll mix up well! Right, back to you, Shaniah. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:49 | |
Cards, cards, no ifs, no buts, | 0:27:49 | 0:27:50 | |
when the clowns see it they'll spill their guts! | 0:27:50 | 0:27:52 | |
BLEURGH! | 0:27:52 | 0:27:53 | |
What have you got? Hold it up. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:55 | |
Cold baked beans. Nice! | 0:27:55 | 0:27:58 | |
Here they are, Katie. Off you go. | 0:27:58 | 0:28:02 | |
One, two, | 0:28:04 | 0:28:05 | |
-three, four...she's doing well! -Five, six... | 0:28:07 | 0:28:10 | |
-Stop it! -Get 'em down you! | 0:28:10 | 0:28:13 | |
HE BELCHES | 0:28:17 | 0:28:19 | |
Excuse me! That was five. | 0:28:19 | 0:28:20 | |
One, two, three...yours is filling up nicely, isn't it? | 0:28:20 | 0:28:24 | |
Four, five...it's nearly at the top! | 0:28:24 | 0:28:26 | |
Right, this is your last pick, Katie. | 0:28:26 | 0:28:29 | |
Here we go. Spin them round. There we are. | 0:28:29 | 0:28:31 | |
Cards, cards, no ifs, no buts, | 0:28:31 | 0:28:33 | |
the clowns will see it and spill their guts! | 0:28:33 | 0:28:35 | |
BLEURGH! | 0:28:35 | 0:28:36 | |
What have you got? | 0:28:36 | 0:28:37 | |
-Cold, lumpy gravy. -Eurgh! | 0:28:37 | 0:28:39 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:28:40 | 0:28:42 | |
Shaniah! | 0:28:42 | 0:28:44 | |
What a...there's no better way to finish a meal | 0:28:44 | 0:28:47 | |
than cold, lumpy gravy! Off you go! | 0:28:47 | 0:28:49 | |
Ooh, one. Ooh, it's thick, isn't it? | 0:28:52 | 0:28:54 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:28:54 | 0:28:57 | |
Stop it! | 0:28:58 | 0:29:00 | |
You had one, but can you swallow it? | 0:29:00 | 0:29:02 | |
Was it lumpy? Has it gone? | 0:29:02 | 0:29:04 | |
Was it cold? | 0:29:04 | 0:29:05 | |
Look at that, Katie. From a height. | 0:29:05 | 0:29:07 | |
LAUGHTER Lovely! | 0:29:07 | 0:29:09 | |
You've only got half a pint! | 0:29:09 | 0:29:11 | |
Right, that's the end of the game! | 0:29:11 | 0:29:13 | |
So you're going to hold onto your pints carefully | 0:29:13 | 0:29:15 | |
as I get out my Mystic Mixers. Here they are. | 0:29:15 | 0:29:17 | |
And we're going to smoothie them up. Here we go. | 0:29:17 | 0:29:20 | |
MIXERS RUMBLE | 0:29:20 | 0:29:24 | |
LAUGHTER There we go! Come on! | 0:29:24 | 0:29:28 | |
Putting my back into it! | 0:29:28 | 0:29:30 | |
Lovely! Right, Shaniah, | 0:29:30 | 0:29:31 | |
in your pint you've got boiled cabbage, | 0:29:31 | 0:29:34 | |
sweetcorn and cold baked beans. | 0:29:34 | 0:29:37 | |
How does that make you feel? | 0:29:37 | 0:29:39 | |
-Great! -Lovely! | 0:29:39 | 0:29:41 | |
Katie, you've got cold mashed potato, yeast extract, | 0:29:42 | 0:29:46 | |
and cold, lumpy gravy. | 0:29:46 | 0:29:48 | |
The first person to down the pint | 0:29:48 | 0:29:50 | |
and put the empty pint on their head, wins! Go! Down it! | 0:29:50 | 0:29:53 | |
AUDIENCE: Come on, Shaniah! | 0:29:53 | 0:29:55 | |
Get it down your neck! | 0:29:55 | 0:29:56 | |
Katie's the winner! | 0:29:56 | 0:29:59 | |
CHEERING | 0:29:59 | 0:30:00 | |
Shania, commiserations, but you can take that away | 0:30:00 | 0:30:04 | |
as a little present. Off you go. You can finish that off later on. | 0:30:04 | 0:30:06 | |
Katie, come over here. | 0:30:06 | 0:30:08 | |
That means that you have won the golden hoopla. | 0:30:08 | 0:30:12 | |
We'll see you in the Finaleval later but first you've got to hoopla! | 0:30:12 | 0:30:15 | |
GENTLE MUSIC PLAYS | 0:30:15 | 0:30:16 | |
I think I've got another one brewing. | 0:30:24 | 0:30:26 | |
I've got another one brewing. | 0:30:26 | 0:30:28 | |
It's a big one, this one. | 0:30:28 | 0:30:29 | |
PRRRPPPTTT! | 0:30:29 | 0:30:31 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:30:31 | 0:30:32 | |
Go on, get out of there! | 0:30:32 | 0:30:33 | |
Oh, that's better. | 0:30:33 | 0:30:34 | |
Well done, Katie. Off you go. We'll see you later on in the Finaleval. | 0:30:34 | 0:30:38 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:30:38 | 0:30:39 | |
Lovely. Well done. | 0:30:39 | 0:30:40 | |
-Gypsy, Gypsy, Gypsy! -What? | 0:30:40 | 0:30:42 | |
It stinks of rotting colon in here. You'll never guess who's on stage. | 0:30:42 | 0:30:45 | |
-Who? -It's Lemar! | 0:30:45 | 0:30:48 | |
CHEERING | 0:30:48 | 0:30:49 | |
# I had a dream, it was golden | 0:31:02 | 0:31:05 | |
# We were children Playing heart to heart... | 0:31:05 | 0:31:09 | |
RHYTHMIC CLAPPING | 0:31:09 | 0:31:10 | |
Yeah...yeah. | 0:31:10 | 0:31:12 | |
# There was a king He sent the soldiers | 0:31:16 | 0:31:19 | |
# They had orders to tear us apart | 0:31:19 | 0:31:23 | |
# Oh, no | 0:31:25 | 0:31:27 | |
# So we ran and we ran and they chased and they chased | 0:31:29 | 0:31:32 | |
# But the love that we had took us up | 0:31:32 | 0:31:35 | |
# Flew away... | 0:31:35 | 0:31:37 | |
Yeah. | 0:31:37 | 0:31:38 | |
# A better way | 0:31:38 | 0:31:41 | |
CHEERING | 0:31:41 | 0:31:43 | |
# We were huge, we were tall They were weak, they were small | 0:31:43 | 0:31:46 | |
# And at last we were free We could savour it all... | 0:31:46 | 0:31:50 | |
Yeah. | 0:31:50 | 0:31:52 | |
# It was amazing... | 0:31:52 | 0:31:54 | |
Sing it! | 0:31:54 | 0:31:56 | |
ALL: # Invincible | 0:31:56 | 0:31:59 | |
# Together we're invincible | 0:31:59 | 0:32:02 | |
# They can't take you away from me | 0:32:02 | 0:32:05 | |
# Sound the horn, call the cavalry | 0:32:05 | 0:32:09 | |
# Yeah, we're invincible | 0:32:09 | 0:32:12 | |
# Together we're invincible | 0:32:12 | 0:32:16 | |
# They can't take you away from me | 0:32:16 | 0:32:19 | |
# No-o-o | 0:32:19 | 0:32:22 | |
# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh | 0:32:22 | 0:32:29 | |
# Ooh-ooh-ooh! | 0:32:29 | 0:32:30 | |
# Invincible | 0:32:30 | 0:32:32 | |
# Ooh-ooh-ooh! | 0:32:32 | 0:32:34 | |
# Invincible | 0:32:34 | 0:32:36 | |
# Ooh-ooh | 0:32:36 | 0:32:40 | |
# Yeah | 0:32:40 | 0:32:43 | |
# Yea-eah | 0:32:43 | 0:32:46 | |
# Oh... | 0:32:46 | 0:32:48 | |
Let's go. | 0:32:50 | 0:32:51 | |
# I still hear your voice | 0:32:51 | 0:32:55 | |
# Inside my head | 0:32:55 | 0:33:00 | |
# In my head... | 0:33:00 | 0:33:03 | |
Sing! | 0:33:03 | 0:33:04 | |
# Invincible | 0:33:04 | 0:33:07 | |
# Together we're invincible | 0:33:07 | 0:33:10 | |
# They can't take you away from me | 0:33:10 | 0:33:14 | |
# Sound the horn, call the cavalry | 0:33:14 | 0:33:17 | |
# Yeah, we're invincible | 0:33:17 | 0:33:21 | |
# Together we're invincible | 0:33:21 | 0:33:24 | |
# They can't take you away from me | 0:33:24 | 0:33:28 | |
# No-o-o | 0:33:28 | 0:33:31 | |
# Ooh-ooh-ooh! | 0:33:31 | 0:33:35 | |
Yeah. | 0:33:37 | 0:33:39 | |
# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh | 0:33:39 | 0:33:41 | |
# Oh, no, no | 0:33:42 | 0:33:45 | |
CHEERING | 0:33:45 | 0:33:46 | |
# Wish that you | 0:33:46 | 0:33:49 | |
# Had chosen me instead | 0:33:49 | 0:33:55 | |
# Instead, yeah. # | 0:33:55 | 0:34:01 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:34:01 | 0:34:03 | |
I've written a song, took me three years to write. | 0:34:13 | 0:34:18 | |
Goes like this... | 0:34:18 | 0:34:19 | |
HE PLAYS TWO NOTES | 0:34:19 | 0:34:22 | |
# I like tyres They're made of rubber | 0:34:22 | 0:34:24 | |
# Watch me, Mummy I'm a rubba-dubba-dubba... # | 0:34:24 | 0:34:27 | |
Who'll be joining amazing Anthony, the astounding Amy | 0:34:28 | 0:34:31 | |
and the ever so courageous Katie in our Finaleval? Hmm? | 0:34:31 | 0:34:35 | |
Who will it be? | 0:34:35 | 0:34:36 | |
Well, I suggest we find out as we play celebrity darts! | 0:34:36 | 0:34:39 | |
And will it be him... or will it be her | 0:34:42 | 0:34:45 | |
that wins another golden hoopla hoop? | 0:34:45 | 0:34:46 | |
Let's find out exactly who we've got here. | 0:34:46 | 0:34:49 | |
Hello. What's your name? | 0:34:49 | 0:34:50 | |
-Lennon. -Nice. | 0:34:50 | 0:34:52 | |
-Hello, Eve. What's your name? -Eve. | 0:34:52 | 0:34:54 | |
-Now, Lennon, have you ever played darts before? -No. | 0:34:54 | 0:34:57 | |
Course you shouldn't cos it's very, very dangerous. | 0:34:57 | 0:34:59 | |
-Are you a master at darts, Eve? -No. -No? -Great! -Perfect! | 0:34:59 | 0:35:04 | |
All right, so what you want to do, Lennon, is stand there. | 0:35:04 | 0:35:06 | |
We're going to give you three darts | 0:35:06 | 0:35:08 | |
and you've got to throw them at a celebrity, | 0:35:08 | 0:35:10 | |
so what you've got to do is choose a celebrity - | 0:35:10 | 0:35:12 | |
point to which one you want. | 0:35:12 | 0:35:14 | |
You want Michael McIntyre, ladies and gentlemen. | 0:35:14 | 0:35:16 | |
Hello, hello! | 0:35:16 | 0:35:18 | |
Are you holding a shepherd's pie and a cactus? | 0:35:18 | 0:35:20 | |
Yes, I'm going to eat it for my dinner later. | 0:35:20 | 0:35:22 | |
Get the points on the objects. Go! | 0:35:22 | 0:35:24 | |
-Oooh! -What was that? -You missed everyone. | 0:35:24 | 0:35:27 | |
-It's all right. That's in Birmingham. -Carry on. | 0:35:27 | 0:35:29 | |
BOTH: Yes! | 0:35:29 | 0:35:32 | |
Just missed. Try again, Lennon. | 0:35:32 | 0:35:34 | |
Oh! | 0:35:34 | 0:35:36 | |
Oh, I escaped with that! | 0:35:36 | 0:35:37 | |
That was a bold effort! | 0:35:37 | 0:35:39 | |
CHEERING | 0:35:39 | 0:35:40 | |
Well done, Lennon. | 0:35:40 | 0:35:41 | |
-There you go. -Right, Eve, make your way to the oche-oche-oche! | 0:35:41 | 0:35:45 | |
And pick a celebrity. | 0:35:45 | 0:35:46 | |
-Cheryl Cole. -Cheryl Cole. | 0:35:46 | 0:35:48 | |
-Hello, Cheryl. -Oh, how weary. How are you, man? | 0:35:48 | 0:35:50 | |
Is it Cheryl Cole, or just Cheryl these days? | 0:35:50 | 0:35:53 | |
Well, I'll go by anything these days, pet. | 0:35:53 | 0:35:55 | |
Lovely cherry muffins, Cheryl. | 0:35:55 | 0:35:58 | |
-There's your darts. -Thanks, pet. Baked them meself, you know. -Right. | 0:35:58 | 0:36:01 | |
-Throw a dart, Eve. -Throw a dart at her. | 0:36:01 | 0:36:03 | |
Oooh! Oh, that was a bit close. | 0:36:03 | 0:36:05 | |
Oh! Yes! Well done. | 0:36:07 | 0:36:09 | |
You hit the muffins, you get one point! | 0:36:09 | 0:36:11 | |
And for one more point, can you answer this question? | 0:36:11 | 0:36:13 | |
All right, pet. What was wur maiden name? | 0:36:13 | 0:36:17 | |
Was it Riley, was it MacDonald or was it Tweedy, pet? | 0:36:17 | 0:36:21 | |
Before she got married, what was she called? | 0:36:21 | 0:36:24 | |
-MacDonald? -MacDonald? | 0:36:24 | 0:36:25 | |
-Were you Cheryl MacDonald? -Oh, do you think I'm Scottish? | 0:36:25 | 0:36:28 | |
-I'm a Geordie, man. It was Tweedy. -Tweedy! | 0:36:28 | 0:36:30 | |
-Oh, well, Eve, you still get one point. Well done. -Well done, Eve. | 0:36:30 | 0:36:34 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:36:34 | 0:36:35 | |
-So in your own time, pick a celebrity. -Pick a celebrity. | 0:36:40 | 0:36:44 | |
-Which one are you going for? -I'll go for him. | 0:36:44 | 0:36:47 | |
-Him! -The famous him. -Hey, what do you mean "him". It's me, innit? | 0:36:47 | 0:36:50 | |
Gary Barlow. I'm great. Look at my pineapples. | 0:36:50 | 0:36:53 | |
What flavour pizza have you got? | 0:36:53 | 0:36:55 | |
Orange and lemonade. | 0:36:55 | 0:36:57 | |
Fire! | 0:36:57 | 0:37:00 | |
-Oh! -That was a bit close to me old noggin, wasn't it? | 0:37:00 | 0:37:03 | |
That was very close. | 0:37:03 | 0:37:04 | |
Go on, Lennon. | 0:37:04 | 0:37:06 | |
Oooh! | 0:37:06 | 0:37:07 | |
-Oooh! -Well done, Lennon. | 0:37:09 | 0:37:11 | |
I was really rooting for you there. | 0:37:11 | 0:37:13 | |
What are you doing?! | 0:37:13 | 0:37:15 | |
-Eve! -Don't put your legs around me like a monkey. | 0:37:15 | 0:37:19 | |
There's your darts. Pick a celebrity. | 0:37:19 | 0:37:21 | |
Um... | 0:37:21 | 0:37:22 | |
-can I stick with Cheryl? -Cheryl Cole. | 0:37:22 | 0:37:25 | |
Fire! | 0:37:25 | 0:37:26 | |
Oooh! | 0:37:28 | 0:37:30 | |
That was close. | 0:37:30 | 0:37:31 | |
Oh, no, you need to lower your sights, pet. | 0:37:31 | 0:37:33 | |
-Oooh! -So close. Well done, Eve. very, very delicate. | 0:37:36 | 0:37:39 | |
What are you doing? | 0:37:44 | 0:37:46 | |
Pick a celebrity. | 0:37:46 | 0:37:49 | |
Um... | 0:37:49 | 0:37:52 | |
Which one do you like the look of? | 0:37:52 | 0:37:54 | |
You've got Kylie over there, Fearne Cotton, Madonna. Him? | 0:37:54 | 0:37:59 | |
Who do you think that is? | 0:37:59 | 0:38:02 | |
Um, Mr Pig. | 0:38:02 | 0:38:03 | |
Yeah, go for Mr Pig. | 0:38:03 | 0:38:05 | |
It's Brian Cox. | 0:38:05 | 0:38:08 | |
Go! | 0:38:08 | 0:38:09 | |
No, that's Cheryl Cole. Higher. | 0:38:10 | 0:38:12 | |
Oooh! | 0:38:12 | 0:38:15 | |
Oooh! So, er, unfortunately... | 0:38:15 | 0:38:17 | |
No, no, come here. | 0:38:17 | 0:38:19 | |
Come here, come here. | 0:38:19 | 0:38:20 | |
I'll get you. | 0:38:20 | 0:38:22 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:38:22 | 0:38:23 | |
You little... | 0:38:23 | 0:38:26 | |
Just watch it, you! | 0:38:29 | 0:38:31 | |
Eve, your go. Pick another celebrity. | 0:38:31 | 0:38:33 | |
-This is your last go. -Gary Barlow. | 0:38:33 | 0:38:35 | |
Gary Barlow. | 0:38:35 | 0:38:36 | |
Hi again, Gary. | 0:38:36 | 0:38:38 | |
Hi, how's it going? Come on, Eve. get that pineapple for us. | 0:38:38 | 0:38:41 | |
Oooh! | 0:38:41 | 0:38:43 | |
Please don't try this at home. | 0:38:43 | 0:38:46 | |
Throwing a dart at a celebrity or member of the general public | 0:38:46 | 0:38:50 | |
would lead to a charge of actual bodily harm, | 0:38:50 | 0:38:54 | |
carrying a minimum sentence of six months. | 0:38:54 | 0:38:57 | |
In more serious cases, the assailant could be charged | 0:38:57 | 0:39:00 | |
with grievous bodily harm | 0:39:00 | 0:39:04 | |
carrying a maximum sentence of life imprisonment. | 0:39:04 | 0:39:07 | |
Let's play darts. | 0:39:07 | 0:39:08 | |
Right, now, Eve, before you play, please apologise to Gary. | 0:39:08 | 0:39:13 | |
-Sorry. -I should think so too, Eve. That really hurt. | 0:39:13 | 0:39:18 | |
You could get a point if you answer this question. | 0:39:18 | 0:39:21 | |
OK, Eve, in which decade were Take That formed? | 0:39:21 | 0:39:25 | |
Was it the '80s, the '90s... Oh, I'm boring myself. ..or the 2000s? | 0:39:25 | 0:39:32 | |
'80s, '90s, or 2000s? | 0:39:32 | 0:39:34 | |
-When did they get together? -When take that got together. | 0:39:34 | 0:39:38 | |
-'90s? -Bang on, pet, the '90s. | 0:39:38 | 0:39:42 | |
We have a winner of celebrity darts. | 0:39:44 | 0:39:46 | |
That means we've got to remove him. | 0:39:46 | 0:39:49 | |
Get him out of here. | 0:39:49 | 0:39:51 | |
I got you! | 0:39:51 | 0:39:53 | |
Eve, come forward! | 0:39:56 | 0:39:57 | |
You've won the golden hoopla. | 0:39:57 | 0:39:59 | |
So you do hoopla! | 0:39:59 | 0:40:01 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:40:12 | 0:40:13 | |
Well done, Eve. | 0:40:23 | 0:40:24 | |
We'll see you later in the Finaleval. | 0:40:24 | 0:40:27 | |
Now, please keep the applause going for Hoopla Boy! | 0:40:31 | 0:40:37 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:42:08 | 0:42:10 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:44:28 | 0:44:32 | |
THEY SHOUT | 0:44:37 | 0:44:40 | |
Tell us what you thought of that through the medium | 0:44:47 | 0:44:49 | |
and art of semaphore. | 0:44:49 | 0:44:52 | |
DICK LAUGHS | 0:44:52 | 0:44:54 | |
Go, go! | 0:44:54 | 0:44:56 | |
One! | 0:44:57 | 0:45:00 | |
-Right. -And now, it's that time. | 0:45:00 | 0:45:04 | |
CHEERING | 0:45:04 | 0:45:06 | |
-Ladies and gentlemen, it's here. It's coming. -It's the fin-... | 0:45:06 | 0:45:10 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, in the game you are about to see, no men, women, | 0:45:10 | 0:45:15 | |
clowns or ferrets were harmed. | 0:45:15 | 0:45:17 | |
Not even a little teeny bit. Enjoy! | 0:45:17 | 0:45:19 | |
..-eval! | 0:45:19 | 0:45:21 | |
-It's the Finaleval! -Yes! | 0:45:22 | 0:45:25 | |
And here are the Finalevalists - we've got Anthony! | 0:45:27 | 0:45:32 | |
There's Katie! | 0:45:32 | 0:45:34 | |
Eve! | 0:45:34 | 0:45:36 | |
And look at her go, it's Amy! | 0:45:36 | 0:45:39 | |
Hoopla! Hoopla! Hoopla! Hoopla! | 0:45:39 | 0:45:41 | |
Hoopla! Hoopla! Hoopla! Hoopla! | 0:45:41 | 0:45:43 | |
Right. Get behind your podiums. | 0:45:46 | 0:45:48 | |
Get behind your podiums! It's time to start round one. | 0:45:48 | 0:45:52 | |
Hoopla! | 0:45:52 | 0:45:54 | |
Round one's called Brush Your Teeth, you have 30 seconds | 0:45:54 | 0:45:56 | |
to brush your teeth, but you've really got to give it some. | 0:45:56 | 0:45:59 | |
You've got to get your mouth foaming, give it some good action, | 0:45:59 | 0:46:02 | |
because if you do it well, you will be given more points. | 0:46:02 | 0:46:06 | |
Mike, you are chairing the panel of judges at the moment. | 0:46:06 | 0:46:09 | |
Have you got a favourite you'd like to back at the moment? | 0:46:09 | 0:46:12 | |
Get on with it! | 0:46:12 | 0:46:13 | |
-OK! -Your 30 seconds start now, go! | 0:46:13 | 0:46:16 | |
Come on! Come on! | 0:46:18 | 0:46:20 | |
Put more paste in! | 0:46:22 | 0:46:24 | |
More paste! | 0:46:24 | 0:46:27 | |
You need more toothpaste! | 0:46:27 | 0:46:29 | |
Come on! | 0:46:29 | 0:46:31 | |
More toothpaste! | 0:46:31 | 0:46:33 | |
More toothpaste! | 0:46:36 | 0:46:39 | |
More toothpaste! | 0:46:39 | 0:46:41 | |
That's better! | 0:46:42 | 0:46:44 | |
Lovely! Stop it. | 0:46:44 | 0:46:46 | |
Stop, stop, stop! | 0:46:46 | 0:46:49 | |
What did you do to them? | 0:46:49 | 0:46:51 | |
-Why did you do that? -I just gave them a bit of extra paste! | 0:46:51 | 0:46:53 | |
Let's hear from Mike and his esteemed judges how they did. | 0:46:55 | 0:46:59 | |
First of all, Anthony. | 0:46:59 | 0:47:01 | |
Up we go. | 0:47:01 | 0:47:02 | |
26. | 0:47:02 | 0:47:04 | |
26 for Anthony. | 0:47:04 | 0:47:07 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:47:07 | 0:47:08 | |
Katie. | 0:47:08 | 0:47:09 | |
You've got something on your nose, love. | 0:47:09 | 0:47:12 | |
All right - Katie, points please. | 0:47:12 | 0:47:14 | |
Right, up they go. | 0:47:14 | 0:47:16 | |
27. | 0:47:16 | 0:47:18 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:47:18 | 0:47:20 | |
Points now please for frothy, dribbly Eve. | 0:47:21 | 0:47:25 | |
Up they go! | 0:47:25 | 0:47:26 | |
27. | 0:47:28 | 0:47:29 | |
27! | 0:47:29 | 0:47:31 | |
And now, Amy, you've got to beat 26 otherwise you will be leaving | 0:47:32 | 0:47:37 | |
at the end of this round. | 0:47:37 | 0:47:39 | |
-Have you got anything to say? -No. -Good. Judges, please. | 0:47:39 | 0:47:44 | |
Up they go. | 0:47:44 | 0:47:46 | |
23! | 0:47:47 | 0:47:50 | |
CROWD GROANS | 0:47:50 | 0:47:52 | |
So at the end of round one, Amy, I'm afraid you've got the least points. | 0:47:52 | 0:47:55 | |
You are leaving us, you've got to ride the lion with no pride! | 0:47:55 | 0:47:58 | |
Well done, Amy. | 0:47:58 | 0:48:00 | |
CHEERING | 0:48:00 | 0:48:03 | |
HEAVY ROCK MUSIC PLAYS | 0:48:03 | 0:48:06 | |
CHANTING AND CHEERING | 0:48:19 | 0:48:20 | |
Enough of all that drivel. Because it's time for round two! | 0:48:27 | 0:48:31 | |
Hoopla! | 0:48:31 | 0:48:32 | |
Come forward please, it's time for I'm The Best In The World. | 0:48:32 | 0:48:35 | |
You'll hear some music, in the instrumental gaps, | 0:48:35 | 0:48:38 | |
we'll tell you to do an action - do it to your best ability! | 0:48:38 | 0:48:41 | |
Let's play... | 0:48:41 | 0:48:42 | |
# I am the best in the world | 0:48:42 | 0:48:44 | |
# The best in the world | 0:48:44 | 0:48:45 | |
# The very best at... # | 0:48:45 | 0:48:47 | |
With words and actions, cast a magic spell. Anthony. | 0:48:47 | 0:48:52 | |
Whoo! Argh! Alakazam! | 0:48:52 | 0:48:54 | |
CROWD LAUGHS | 0:48:54 | 0:48:56 | |
-Very nice. -Alakazam! Alakazam! | 0:48:56 | 0:48:59 | |
Hocus-pocus! | 0:48:59 | 0:49:01 | |
Hoozah!! | 0:49:01 | 0:49:03 | |
-She's turned into a cauliflower! Katie! -Next. | 0:49:03 | 0:49:07 | |
-Go! -With actions and words, do a magic spell, love. | 0:49:07 | 0:49:11 | |
Hubble, bubble, I'm going to turn you into a frog. Kabam! | 0:49:11 | 0:49:17 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:49:17 | 0:49:18 | |
Hang on, you still have another five seconds. | 0:49:18 | 0:49:20 | |
And fairy dust as well. | 0:49:22 | 0:49:24 | |
Very good! Next, Eve! | 0:49:24 | 0:49:26 | |
Curse, I make up the spell! | 0:49:27 | 0:49:31 | |
Hang on, I think this is the real deal here! | 0:49:31 | 0:49:33 | |
...a stone! | 0:49:33 | 0:49:34 | |
CHEERING | 0:49:34 | 0:49:37 | |
# I am the best in the world | 0:49:37 | 0:49:39 | |
# The best in the world | 0:49:39 | 0:49:41 | |
# The very best at... # | 0:49:41 | 0:49:42 | |
Making up a song about a vegetable. | 0:49:42 | 0:49:46 | |
# O carrot, how I love thee | 0:49:46 | 0:49:49 | |
# Carrot | 0:49:49 | 0:49:51 | |
# It is a root vegetable and it is orange | 0:49:51 | 0:49:54 | |
# And I have it for a roast dinner | 0:49:54 | 0:49:59 | |
# Sometimes... # | 0:49:59 | 0:50:01 | |
Stop! | 0:50:01 | 0:50:02 | |
Katie! | 0:50:02 | 0:50:04 | |
# I want a potato A nice little potato | 0:50:04 | 0:50:07 | |
# I want a potato A nice little potato | 0:50:07 | 0:50:09 | |
# I want a potato That's all I want, oh, yeah! # | 0:50:09 | 0:50:15 | |
-Next, Eve! -Um... | 0:50:15 | 0:50:18 | |
# Broccoli is very nice It is delicious | 0:50:18 | 0:50:21 | |
# Even if you add some salad to the side | 0:50:21 | 0:50:23 | |
# Nothing will ever end this now | 0:50:23 | 0:50:25 | |
# Just eat some, try it now! # | 0:50:25 | 0:50:28 | |
Brilliant, brilliant! | 0:50:28 | 0:50:30 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:50:30 | 0:50:32 | |
# The very best at... # | 0:50:32 | 0:50:35 | |
BOTH: Giving yourself a beard and a moustache. | 0:50:35 | 0:50:39 | |
We know you've already got one, | 0:50:39 | 0:50:40 | |
which resembles a moustache, Anthony. | 0:50:40 | 0:50:42 | |
No, no, wait, Anthony first, go. | 0:50:42 | 0:50:44 | |
Oh, it's a quirly one on top. | 0:50:45 | 0:50:48 | |
Moustache. And there's your... | 0:50:48 | 0:50:50 | |
Beardy-weirdy. Lovely. | 0:50:50 | 0:50:52 | |
-There we go! Lovely! -Very good, lovely. | 0:50:52 | 0:50:55 | |
Next, Katie! | 0:50:55 | 0:50:56 | |
Interesting. Oh, look, very French. | 0:50:58 | 0:51:01 | |
Oh! Stubble! | 0:51:01 | 0:51:02 | |
-Designer! -Stubble, Katie, well done. | 0:51:02 | 0:51:06 | |
-Lovely. -Brilliant. Next... -Eve. | 0:51:06 | 0:51:08 | |
Oh, your pencil, hold on, it's blunt. Use that one. | 0:51:10 | 0:51:14 | |
Ah, Charlie Chaplin. | 0:51:14 | 0:51:17 | |
Yeah, very nice. | 0:51:17 | 0:51:18 | |
A bit of Beelzebub. | 0:51:18 | 0:51:21 | |
There we go. | 0:51:22 | 0:51:24 | |
It's... | 0:51:25 | 0:51:26 | |
It's... | 0:51:26 | 0:51:27 | |
It's over! | 0:51:27 | 0:51:30 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:51:30 | 0:51:33 | |
# The best bit ever | 0:51:33 | 0:51:34 | |
# The best bit ever | 0:51:34 | 0:51:36 | |
# The best bit in the world. # | 0:51:36 | 0:51:38 | |
OK, now we're going to find out who is the best in the world | 0:51:38 | 0:51:42 | |
and also, who will be leaving after this round | 0:51:42 | 0:51:44 | |
so your points please for Anthony. | 0:51:44 | 0:51:47 | |
Very good, Anthony. | 0:51:47 | 0:51:48 | |
25 for Anthony, well done. | 0:51:48 | 0:51:51 | |
Over to Katie, magic spells, vegetable-based songs | 0:51:51 | 0:51:55 | |
and facial hair. | 0:51:55 | 0:51:57 | |
This is for the potatoes. | 0:51:57 | 0:52:00 | |
Oh! | 0:52:00 | 0:52:01 | |
-28. -Very good. | 0:52:01 | 0:52:04 | |
-Eve. -Points for Eve, please. | 0:52:04 | 0:52:07 | |
Broccoli song et al. | 0:52:07 | 0:52:09 | |
It's a runaway success, a massive score. | 0:52:10 | 0:52:14 | |
-37 for Eve! -So... | 0:52:14 | 0:52:15 | |
Decorum, decorum. | 0:52:18 | 0:52:19 | |
That means the one who's going to be leaving at the end of this round | 0:52:19 | 0:52:23 | |
and not taking part in the final round of Finaleval is... | 0:52:23 | 0:52:27 | |
-Could have been the carrot. -..Anthony. | 0:52:27 | 0:52:29 | |
Off you go, Anthony! | 0:52:29 | 0:52:31 | |
The moment has arrived. | 0:52:55 | 0:52:57 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the final of the Finaleval! | 0:52:57 | 0:53:01 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:53:01 | 0:53:04 | |
We've got Katie! | 0:53:09 | 0:53:12 | |
Yes. And not forgetting Eve! | 0:53:12 | 0:53:16 | |
But who's going to be the winner? | 0:53:18 | 0:53:19 | |
Behind you see there are eight dustbins. | 0:53:19 | 0:53:22 | |
In seven of those bins are the best prizes ever to be given away | 0:53:22 | 0:53:25 | |
-on British television. -Treasure. -Yes, schatzies. | 0:53:25 | 0:53:29 | |
Our little clowns have deposited a schatzie in each bin | 0:53:29 | 0:53:32 | |
for you to win. | 0:53:32 | 0:53:34 | |
If you could have anything to make your life better and richer | 0:53:34 | 0:53:37 | |
and fuller, what would you have? | 0:53:37 | 0:53:38 | |
A necklace. | 0:53:38 | 0:53:40 | |
Is that it?! | 0:53:40 | 0:53:42 | |
-What about you, Eve? -An X-box. | 0:53:42 | 0:53:45 | |
An egg box, amazing! | 0:53:45 | 0:53:47 | |
This might be dangerously close. OK. | 0:53:47 | 0:53:50 | |
In one of those bins is a clown. | 0:53:50 | 0:53:52 | |
His name's Cyril, | 0:53:52 | 0:53:54 | |
and he's very wrong, very angry, so if you find him, you lose. | 0:53:54 | 0:53:59 | |
The first person to play is the one with the most amount of points | 0:53:59 | 0:54:01 | |
in the last round which was you, Eve. | 0:54:01 | 0:54:04 | |
You've still got a bit of toothpaste in your hair but that's all right. | 0:54:04 | 0:54:08 | |
So think about that prize that you want, an egg box. | 0:54:08 | 0:54:11 | |
It could be yours but which bin ISN'T Cyril in? | 0:54:11 | 0:54:15 | |
Six. | 0:54:15 | 0:54:17 | |
Oh, Eve, Eve, Eve, Eve... | 0:54:20 | 0:54:25 | |
Off you go, Eve. Lift that lid. | 0:54:25 | 0:54:28 | |
What is it? Hold it up. | 0:54:28 | 0:54:31 | |
-What have you got? -A lion. | 0:54:31 | 0:54:33 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:54:33 | 0:54:35 | |
A toy Lion! Lovely. | 0:54:35 | 0:54:39 | |
Right, Katie, come with me. | 0:54:39 | 0:54:41 | |
It's the moment of truth. Which bin isn't Cyril in? | 0:54:41 | 0:54:45 | |
Seven. | 0:54:45 | 0:54:47 | |
She's gone for number seven. | 0:54:47 | 0:54:48 | |
-Off you go, Katie. -Good luck, Katie. | 0:54:48 | 0:54:52 | |
-This could be life changing. -It could be a great prize. | 0:54:52 | 0:54:55 | |
Lift the lid! | 0:54:55 | 0:54:57 | |
Argh! | 0:54:57 | 0:54:59 | |
PUNCHING | 0:54:59 | 0:55:01 | |
CLOWN LAUGHS | 0:55:01 | 0:55:04 | |
Cyril, I tell you about this every week... | 0:55:04 | 0:55:07 | |
-Cheers, mate. -All right, no worries. Look, everyone. | 0:55:16 | 0:55:20 | |
We've got a winner. | 0:55:20 | 0:55:21 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:55:21 | 0:55:24 | |
The winner! | 0:55:24 | 0:55:26 | |
It's Eve! | 0:55:26 | 0:55:28 | |
She's the winner of the hoop! | 0:55:30 | 0:55:33 | |
She's the winner! | 0:55:33 | 0:55:35 | |
So, Eve, look at your other half, dead on the floor, | 0:55:35 | 0:55:38 | |
but that's all right. | 0:55:38 | 0:55:40 | |
You've got the hoop. Well done, how do you feel? | 0:55:40 | 0:55:42 | |
-Great. I feel great. -Oh, lovely. | 0:55:42 | 0:55:45 | |
-What are you going to call the lion? -Fluffy. | 0:55:45 | 0:55:48 | |
Argh! | 0:55:48 | 0:55:51 | |
PUNCHING | 0:55:51 | 0:55:53 | |
Oh, no. Cyril has turned Eve into a clown. | 0:56:00 | 0:56:03 | |
Eve, you might be a clown and as you are, | 0:56:03 | 0:56:08 | |
you might as well join our carnival... | 0:56:08 | 0:56:10 | |
BOTH: for ever! | 0:56:10 | 0:56:12 | |
Thanks to everyone that's been on the show today. | 0:56:12 | 0:56:15 | |
But most of all, thank you to you lot. | 0:56:15 | 0:56:19 | |
Thank you very much to the Pooh Brothers, thank you very much! | 0:56:19 | 0:56:22 | |
Lovely. | 0:56:22 | 0:56:24 | |
Thank you to you guys for watching. | 0:56:24 | 0:56:27 | |
Who knows, next time this Hoopla might be coming to a town | 0:56:27 | 0:56:31 | |
near you-paa! | 0:56:31 | 0:56:33 | |
Hoopla! | 0:56:33 | 0:56:34 | |
'Dick and Dom would like to point out that Katie has made a full recovery | 0:56:39 | 0:56:42 | |
'since her encounter with Cyril and has since married a giraffe | 0:56:42 | 0:56:45 | |
'and moved to Plymouth.' | 0:56:45 | 0:56:47 | |
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