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Lights, camera, action! | 0:00:01 | 0:00:03 | |
# We're diddy Dick and Dom and we're so excited | 0:00:03 | 0:00:07 | |
# Our showbiz careers have been reignited | 0:00:07 | 0:00:11 | |
# We've made it onto the silver screen with our Diddy Movies | 0:00:11 | 0:00:15 | |
# You're living the dream! | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
# We were down on our luck we were burnt out stars | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
# Flipping burgers and washing cars | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
# But we waved goodbye to all our cares, hello to Hollywood premiers! | 0:00:23 | 0:00:30 | |
# This time next year you'll be millionaires | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
# So Diddy Movies, yeah! # | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
Yes, it is another spectacular evening, as you join us | 0:00:38 | 0:00:43 | |
at the premiere of another Diddy Movie. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:47 | |
Base Voyage to Outer Base. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
COUGHS | 0:00:49 | 0:00:50 | |
In Base. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
I'm sorry, I can't say the word "space". | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
You guys, you are five hours late. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
-Sorry, Larry, we had to finish something. -Finish what? -The movie. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
Yeah, well, you better not let me down. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
I've got 14 wives and a Doberman to support. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:05 | |
It's starting, it's starting! | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
Give me my popcorn, give me my popcorn! | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
Cut it. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:11 | |
The following advert is an advert. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
This girl is about to throw her brand-new bike into a skip. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:19 | |
Now she will have to wait | 0:01:19 | 0:01:20 | |
until next Christmas to go cycling with her friends. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:24 | |
This boy is about to chuck his shoes into a stagnant pond. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:28 | |
Now his socks will get wet on the way home. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:32 | |
And this man has just dropped off his wife | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
and three children at the recycling centre. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
They were all supposed to be going to the cinema tonight. Stop! | 0:01:37 | 0:01:42 | |
Remember, if you need it, keep it. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
-This is it! -Help! | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
Diddy Movies presents... Space Voyage to Outer Space. | 0:01:53 | 0:02:00 | |
In Space! | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
First Officer Trollop, this is the captain! | 0:02:03 | 0:02:09 | |
Oh, yes, I am the captain! | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
How brilliant! I am the captain! | 0:02:12 | 0:02:16 | |
Me! Are you the captain? No, you're not the captain, | 0:02:16 | 0:02:20 | |
because I am! Me. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
Captain, captain, captain, captain. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
What do you want? | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
We've received a mission from space high command...in space. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
"Find and arrest evil Commander Krudd". | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
-Do you know where he is? -No. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
But look what I've got - | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
a new control panel with big shiny buttons! | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
Oooh! Can I press a button? | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
No! Because I am the captain. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
Me! | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
Oooh, I wonder what that button does? | 0:02:57 | 0:03:01 | |
ELEPHANT TRUMPETS | 0:03:01 | 0:03:02 | |
DOORBELL | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
BIRDS SCREECH | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
WHISTLE | 0:03:07 | 0:03:08 | |
DRAMATIC CLASSICAL MUSIC | 0:03:08 | 0:03:09 | |
BURP! | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
BLATHERING | 0:03:11 | 0:03:12 | |
Ahhh! | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
Meanwhile, on the evil star ship, Krudd... | 0:03:29 | 0:03:33 | |
Look at them, the silly space cadets! | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
They are falling right into our trap! | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
Lemon face wipe? | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
Oh, yes! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
COMPUTER: Emergency flamingo inflating. | 0:03:56 | 0:04:01 | |
COMPUTER: Emergency flamingo inflating. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
I'm bored of this! | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
What can we do? | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
Maybe carry on our mission. Find evil Commander Krudd? | 0:04:20 | 0:04:24 | |
Nah. Bo-ring! | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
COMPUTER: Incoming emergency broadcast. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
Hooray! Put it up on the screen. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
COMPUTER: Please state password. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
Bungleweed hairynips. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
COMPUTER: Accepted. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:37 | |
Hello? Is it working? | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
If anybody is watching this, we need rescuing! | 0:04:41 | 0:04:46 | |
Oh, luvvie, that actress can't act to save her life! | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
You're right. She gets killed in a minute. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
I'm trapped on the planet D Minus See Me. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
It has been hit by a terrible earthquake | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
and I only have minutes left before... Before... | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
Before what? | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
Before we get blown up! | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
Trollop, set a course immediately. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:11 | |
Captain Awesome has a princess to rescue! | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
-It's that way. -Yeah, whatever. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
HORN BEEPS | 0:05:29 | 0:05:30 | |
Get lost! | 0:05:32 | 0:05:33 | |
Argh! | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
Oh, thank goodness! | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
They're here, I'm saved! | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
SPLAT! | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
Where is she? | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
I can't see her anywhere. Must be a hoax call. Let's go. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:52 | |
Oh, look, space weevils. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:57 | |
# Space weevils | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
# We're the space weevils! # | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
I hate space weevils. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
Yeah, me, too. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
# Space weevils | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
# We're the space weevils! # | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
# Space weevils... # | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
Na-na-na-na-na! | 0:06:26 | 0:06:27 | |
THEY SCREAM AND WEEVILS SCREECH | 0:06:27 | 0:06:33 | |
Back on the evil starship Krudd... in space... | 0:06:50 | 0:06:54 | |
They are still falling right into our trap! Ha-ha! | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
Soon Captain Awesome and his foolish assistant will be ours! All ours! | 0:06:57 | 0:07:03 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
-We are brilliant. -Yes, we are. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:10 | |
Fancy a little kissy? | 0:07:11 | 0:07:12 | |
No! | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
Activate the reality distortion probe! | 0:07:14 | 0:07:18 | |
Probe activated. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
Dirty button. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
What's going on? Give me a reading. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
"It was a fine, dry day in Dingly Dell | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
"and Leicester the Lamb was all tucked up in his blanket." | 0:07:33 | 0:07:37 | |
-Aww! Now tell me what's going on. -I don't know. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:42 | |
Ship's scientist, do you know what's going on? | 0:07:43 | 0:07:47 | |
It's the planet, Captain. Some kind of instability-flux | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
syncotron-balsamic-infused curvy-wurvy-wave field. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:54 | |
BOTH: Argh! We're all going to die! | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
No, as I said, it's the planet. Some kind of stability-flux-syncotron... | 0:07:58 | 0:08:04 | |
BOTH: Argh! We're all going to die! | 0:08:04 | 0:08:08 | |
Actually, you are right. The planet is falling in on itself. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
If we don't run now, we'll get sucked into a black hole! | 0:08:11 | 0:08:16 | |
BOTH: Run! | 0:08:16 | 0:08:17 | |
Aieee! | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
Come on! Keep going! | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
Well done! | 0:08:31 | 0:08:32 | |
BOTH: Aieee! | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
See that, Larry? That cost ten million quid! | 0:08:37 | 0:08:42 | |
Oh, turkey. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
No-one has ever entered the kingdom of the Black Knight and survived. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:53 | |
Prepare to meet a slow, gruesome, mediaeval death. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
Well, we can't... Oh. | 0:08:56 | 0:09:00 | |
Come on, fight me, you wimps. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
Oh, no, please, don't! | 0:09:04 | 0:09:08 | |
Oh! | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
BOTH: Wargh! | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
-That was weird. -Tell me about it. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
Has anyone seen my weasel? | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
Let's get out of here! | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
Ten... nine... | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
eight...seven...six... | 0:09:29 | 0:09:33 | |
Three, two, one. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:34 | |
Argh! | 0:09:34 | 0:09:35 | |
-See that, Larry? That cost twenty million quid! -Oh! | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
Where are we? What happened? Whose hand am I holding? | 0:09:53 | 0:09:59 | |
MUSIC INTRO: You Take My Breath Away | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
Ahhh, sweet! | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
Something has pulled us off course. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
Some kind of tractor beam. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
# I've got a brand new combine harvester | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
# And I'll give you the key... # | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
Who could be behind this? | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
-It was me, Captain! -Oi, and me. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
Ooh, you are cheeky. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
Commander Krudd! | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
Yes! I have always wanted to destroy you, Captain Awesome, | 0:10:24 | 0:10:29 | |
ever since you made a tastier, more airy souffle than me | 0:10:29 | 0:10:33 | |
-in home economics at school! So now...prepare to die! -No. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:40 | |
Yes! | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
No! | 0:10:42 | 0:10:43 | |
-Yes! -No! -Yes! | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
Oh, just shoot him. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
He shot us! | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
I can't believe he shot us! | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
He shot us again! That is not fair. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:04 | |
-Oh, Captain, you need to... -Worthless, low-life piece of... | 0:11:04 | 0:11:08 | |
-Captain, stop! -Tinky winky, | 0:11:08 | 0:11:12 | |
itty bitty, horrible, nasty poo-face! | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
COMPUTER: Initiating countdown. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
Oh, great(!) | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
Ten...nine...eight... | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
What's happening? | 0:11:21 | 0:11:22 | |
Seven...six...five... | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
Now you've done it! | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
Four...three...two...one... | 0:11:27 | 0:11:31 | |
ALL: Happy new year! | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
What happened? | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
DISCO MUSIC | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
You transported the ship through time back to January 1st, 1977! | 0:11:37 | 0:11:43 | |
How? | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
This plot's rubbish, man! | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
Well I don't see you making a better film! | 0:11:47 | 0:11:51 | |
I don't know how, but thanks to your quick thinking, | 0:11:51 | 0:11:55 | |
you've saved everybody! | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
Hurray! Happy New Year, Trollop! | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
Happy New Year, Captain! | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
Happy new year, Captain. Or should I say, Lieutenant?! | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
I'll get you next time, Captain Awesome! | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
Naaa! | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
Not if I get you first! | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
MUSIC STARTS | 0:12:15 | 0:12:19 | |
MUSIC STOPS SUDDENLY | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
Well, Larry? What did you think? | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
Use Super Mobo Phone anywhere - in the bath, on shopping trips - | 0:12:49 | 0:12:53 | |
Super Mobo Phone!! | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
You can enhance your many life functions. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
Capture instant film with camera facility! | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
Use special application to rewind time! | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
Never miss incoming calls, with massive vibrate! | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
Super Mobo Phone, with loads of feature selection! | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
Call friends, Bookface, wok do, many Internet! | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
Available in multicolour - black, white, double black! | 0:13:12 | 0:13:16 | |
Super Mobo Phone! Super Mobo Phone! | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
Super Mobo Phone! Super Mobo Phone! | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
Super Mobo Phone! Super Mobo Pho-o-o-one! | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
If you don't, then you're nuts!! | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
What the freakin' freak was that? | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
-Super Mobo Phone! -Ha! | 0:13:28 | 0:13:32 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
Diddy Movies presents... | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
Ooh, what a totally awesome day! | 0:13:40 | 0:13:43 | |
Oh, yeah, totally awesome(!) | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
Hey, Britney. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:47 | |
Hey, Whitney! | 0:13:49 | 0:13:50 | |
We're...bessies! | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
Give me the limelight. I want to be in the...! Get off! | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
Anyway, you look totally swell today! | 0:13:58 | 0:14:02 | |
Yes, I do. And that's because I'm an all-American cheerleader | 0:14:02 | 0:14:06 | |
in the country's top high school for cute people! | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
You look pretty good yourself - not as good as me! | 0:14:08 | 0:14:12 | |
Well, you know what they say... | 0:14:12 | 0:14:13 | |
BOTH: Everyone looks awesome at Hollywood High! | 0:14:13 | 0:14:17 | |
# Hollywood High! Hollywood High! | 0:14:17 | 0:14:21 | |
# A place where everyone's happy as pie | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
# Hollywood High! Hollywood High! | 0:14:24 | 0:14:28 | |
# The only limit to your dreams is the bright blue sky! # | 0:14:28 | 0:14:33 | |
And, of course, the 50,000 entry fee. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
# I'm Britney The head of the cheerleading team | 0:14:35 | 0:14:39 | |
# I'm stunning, athletic And I look like a tangerine | 0:14:39 | 0:14:43 | |
# I'm Whitney The cutest princess in this place | 0:14:43 | 0:14:47 | |
# My teeth are so shiny you can see them from space | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
-# I'm Sandy... -Hollywood High! | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
# Hollywood High! | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
# A place where ugly kids need not apply | 0:14:54 | 0:14:58 | |
# Hollywood High | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
# Hollywood High! | 0:15:00 | 0:15:01 | |
# The only limit to your dreams is the bright blue sky! | 0:15:01 | 0:15:07 | |
# I'm beautiful and I'm seeking out fame | 0:15:07 | 0:15:11 | |
-# What's she going on about? -She's totally plain. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
-# I'm Bernie -Like a monster on a video game | 0:15:14 | 0:15:18 | |
-# Our school is the greatest -And you know its name! | 0:15:18 | 0:15:22 | |
# Hollywood High! Hollywood High! | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
# A wonderful place where it's permitted to fly! # | 0:15:25 | 0:15:29 | |
-Weeping's for wimps -Bowling's, like, appalling | 0:15:29 | 0:15:33 | |
# Hollywood High! Hollywood High! | 0:15:33 | 0:15:37 | |
-DEEP VOICE: -# The only limit to your dreams | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
# Is the bright blue sky. # | 0:15:39 | 0:15:43 | |
DRUM ROLL | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
Six, eight, two, four | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
Which team's going to wipe the floor? | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
Hollywood High! | 0:15:50 | 0:15:51 | |
Hollywood High! | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
Eight, four, six, two, 12, 23...! | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
-Bingo! -SIGHS FROM AUDIENCE | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
OK, time-out now, please. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
WINGS FLUTTER, BIRDS SQUAWK | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
So, big deal - who's everyone asking to the prom? | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
-I know who I'm asking. -Me, too. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
I'm so lonely. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:16 | |
-So, tell me. -Wha...?! Y-you first. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:20 | |
-We'll tell each other, after three. -Sure. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:23 | |
One, two, three... | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
BOTH: Brad! | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
-You're asking Brad?! -You're asking Brad?! | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
Inside, I'm dying. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
But Brad and me are like the perfect match, like, times a million! | 0:16:33 | 0:16:37 | |
Brad and me are the perfect match times a million, | 0:16:37 | 0:16:40 | |
add some more, subtract everybody else, | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
add...times...subtr... | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
-Shut up...! -Gee! There goes Brad now! | 0:16:45 | 0:16:49 | |
He's so special, isn't he? | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
# There's no-one quite like Brad | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
# He's totally a star There's no-one quite like Brad | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
-# The guy that we adore -He's a hunky dreamboat | 0:17:01 | 0:17:04 | |
# We swoon as he walks by | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
# His dimples are so beautiful I love his wonky eye | 0:17:06 | 0:17:10 | |
# I love his greasy hair The gap between his teeth | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
# I love it that his Brad pits Smell of corned beef | 0:17:13 | 0:17:18 | |
# Brad can score a touchdown by himself in just one go | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
# Brad's a world-class wrestler And a black belt in judo | 0:17:21 | 0:17:24 | |
# A champion at chess And great at chopping trees | 0:17:24 | 0:17:28 | |
# He's fluent in Spanish French and Japanese | 0:17:28 | 0:17:32 | |
Arretee! Hola! Hanu makatoi! | 0:17:32 | 0:17:36 | |
# There's no-one quite like Brad! | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
There's no... # There's no-one quite like Brad | 0:17:38 | 0:17:42 | |
CROWD CHEERS Ooh! | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
# Brad can fight a lion in a cage with just a spoon | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
# He flew a one-man mission in a rocket to the moon | 0:17:50 | 0:17:54 | |
# He made a massive sculpture of Obama out of yeast | 0:17:54 | 0:17:58 | |
# Brought longer-lasting peace to the entire Middle East | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
# I saw him just last Tuesday When I was out with friends | 0:18:01 | 0:18:05 | |
# Then again on Wednesday through my telephoto lens | 0:18:05 | 0:18:09 | |
# I built a Brad statue Entirely out of bread | 0:18:09 | 0:18:13 | |
# I paid a dodgy doctor To clamp me to his head... # | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
Here! You're not having Brad - he's mine! | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
I saw him first! | 0:18:19 | 0:18:20 | |
Well, from now on, I'm changing my name from Britney... | 0:18:20 | 0:18:24 | |
to Bradney! | 0:18:24 | 0:18:25 | |
Well, I... I'm moving to Bradford. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:29 | |
Oh, shut up, you. Clear off! | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
-Bradford! -Brad-ney! -Bradford! | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
# There's no-one quite like Brad | 0:18:34 | 0:18:37 | |
# He's totally a star There's no-one quite like Brad | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
# He makes my cold heart thaw # There's no-one quite like Brad | 0:18:40 | 0:18:44 | |
# He's totally a star There's no-one quite like Brad. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:48 | |
-DEEP VOICE: -# He makes my cold heart thaw. # | 0:18:48 | 0:18:52 | |
I guess neither of us can have Brad, then. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
Fine! And now you're at it, you're not my bessie any more. | 0:18:57 | 0:19:01 | |
# There's no-one quite like Brad | 0:19:02 | 0:19:06 | |
# He's a guy I can't igno-ore | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
# No-one quite like Brad | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
# And like, totally, it's war! # | 0:19:11 | 0:19:15 | |
SCHOOL BELL RINGS | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
The other fascinating thing about simultaneous equations | 0:19:18 | 0:19:23 | |
is that linked in with the blah-de-blah | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
is the blah-de-blah-de-blah | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
orf-a-de-blah. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
Bernie... | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
I'm so glad that you and me are friends now. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
My first-ever friend! | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
Hey, Sandy! | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
You're much cooler than my... my ex-best friend Britney. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
Oh, thanks! | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
I'm prettier than her, too! | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
-Rain check! -Bernie, will you pass this note to Brad? | 0:19:46 | 0:19:50 | |
-I'm going to ask him out to the prom. -But what about Whitney? | 0:19:50 | 0:19:54 | |
Oh, whatever! She's not going to get in my way. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
# I'm going to get my guy | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
# I'll do every little thing I can | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
# She'd better back right off | 0:20:02 | 0:20:06 | |
# Cos he's going to be my man! # | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
Agh! Agh! | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
Yaagh! | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
Aagh! Ugh! Ugh! | 0:20:15 | 0:20:16 | |
# I'm going to get my guy | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
# I'll do every little thing I can | 0:20:19 | 0:20:23 | |
# She'd better back right off | 0:20:23 | 0:20:26 | |
# Cos he's going to be my man. # | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
Mmm! Mmm... | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
Uh? Aaagh! | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
Hey, hey, hey...! | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
# I'm going to get my guy | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
# I'll do every little thing I can | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
# She'd better back right off | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
# Cos he's going to be my man! # | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
Yaaaagh! | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
Aaaagh! | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
SCHOOL BELL RINGS | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
Ah, Whitney, what on earth...?! | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
Hi, Brad! | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
Nice mole! | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
Mole. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
So, I think that you and me should go to the prom, because you... | 0:21:06 | 0:21:10 | |
-Eeegh! -Perfect. So, Brad, what do you say - | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
me and you, the prom king and queen? | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
Yee-aaaagh! | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
THEY BOTH SHOUT AT EACH OTHER | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
-Oh! -Oh... | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
-Oh! -Oh! | 0:21:23 | 0:21:24 | |
Nnnnyee...! | 0:21:31 | 0:21:32 | |
Stop it! | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
So, Brad, what do you say? | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
Yeah - her...or me? | 0:21:37 | 0:21:40 | |
Listen, girls, I can't go to the prom with either of you because | 0:21:40 | 0:21:44 | |
-I'm going with someone else. -Ugh? -Ugh? | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
Not Smelly Shelley? | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
Not Spotty Dotty? | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
BOTH: Not Bendy Wendy?!! | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
Nah. Bernie! | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
BOTH: No way! | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
Way! | 0:21:58 | 0:21:59 | |
# There's no-one quite like Bra... # | 0:22:01 | 0:22:04 | |
BOTH: Oh, shut up!! | 0:22:04 | 0:22:05 | |
-Right, you...! -Now, hold on, I did try and say... | 0:22:05 | 0:22:09 | |
-You've been wasting our time. -Making us look like lay-moys. -Yeah. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:13 | |
Maybe we could still share a limo? | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
-Right, you, come here... -You come here! | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
-He's all mine. -I want him! | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
-He's baff. I like baff. -Come here! I like buff...! | 0:22:21 | 0:22:25 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING # It's my night | 0:22:25 | 0:22:28 | |
# The greatest of nights | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
# When all your hopes and dreams come alive | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
# On prom night Get under the lights... # | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
Until strictly no later than five! | 0:22:36 | 0:22:40 | |
# So we both fell out And we both got mad | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
# She called me names She pulled my hair | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
# La-la-la-la | 0:22:46 | 0:22:47 | |
# Just because we all wanted Brad | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
# But now we both agree to share | 0:22:50 | 0:22:54 | |
-# I got his leg -And I got his nose | 0:22:54 | 0:22:57 | |
-# I got his ears! -And I got his toes! | 0:22:57 | 0:23:00 | |
# On prom night The greatest of nights | 0:23:00 | 0:23:04 | |
# When all your hopes and dreams come true | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
# On prom night When men dress in tights | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
# Which makes it hard to use the loo | 0:23:10 | 0:23:15 | |
# Now our story comes to a close | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
# And it's time to say goodbye | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
# We hope you've liked our dazzling show | 0:23:20 | 0:23:24 | |
# It's farewell from Hollywood High | 0:23:24 | 0:23:28 | |
# Prom night! Prom night! | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
-# Prawn night! -No!! Prom night! | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
# Prom | 0:23:34 | 0:23:37 | |
# Night | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
# Prom | 0:23:39 | 0:23:40 | |
# Night | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
# Pro-o-om | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
# Night | 0:23:44 | 0:23:45 | |
MUSIC INCREASES IN PITCH AND VOLUME # Pro-o-o-o-om Ni-i-i-i... | 0:23:45 | 0:23:49 | |
# Pro-o-o-o-o-o... CAR SCREECHES | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
# Pro-o-o-o...! | 0:23:52 | 0:23:56 | |
CRASH!!! | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
LIGHTS FLICK ON | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
Well, Larry? | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
What do you think? | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
-DICK CLEARS HIS THROAT. -What about you lot? | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
Hey? What did you think? | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
APPLAUSE, CHEERING, JEERING AND BOOING | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
ALARMS AND EXPLOSIONS, CONTINUED CHEERING AND BOOING | 0:24:32 | 0:24:36 | |
-I cannot believe I have just sat through that! -Unbelievable! | 0:24:39 | 0:24:43 | |
-Outrageous! -Aaaaaagh! | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
I'm ruined! Ruined, I tell you! | 0:24:47 | 0:24:51 | |
Actually, Mister Weinsteinberger, | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
me and him, we've got a new idea for a new film! | 0:24:53 | 0:24:56 | |
Yes... | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
And this one, Mr Weinsteinberger, sir... | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
has got... | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
..clockwork tramps. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:07 | |
-Clockwork... -MR WEINSTEINBERGER: 'Just when I thought Dick scraped | 0:25:09 | 0:25:14 | |
'the bottom of the barrel, along comes Dom | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
'to go through the floorboards underneath! | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
'I outta... I'm gonna...' | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
I love it!!! Here's the money! | 0:25:21 | 0:25:23 | |
CHEERING | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 |