The Thing That Ruled Dinopaws

# Dinopaws, dinopaws

# Our world is very new!

# Dinopaws, dinopaws

# And that's what we all do!

# So we're going to go exploring

# And stomping, romping, roaring!

# Yeah, yeah, yoo!

# Dinopaws, Dinopaws

# We're going to share our world with you! #

-Keepsy.

-Upsy.

-Keepsy.

-Upsy.

This is the best game, Bob.

This is the bestie most game, Gwen.

But I know, I know, I know how to make it bestie most-er.

By playing hiders and finders at the same time.

Hider.

Finder.

Fanak!

Tag-paw.

And now Tony has made it the bestie mostest-osted game ever.

Keepsy, upsy, hiders, finders tag-paw.

-Games are not allowed on my beach.

-Huh? Bob.

Why did you make your voice go all big and bigger?

I didn't make my voice go all big and bigger, Gwen.

No games!

He did.

Oh!

My name is Tyranapawus Rex and I am the ruler of the world.

Oh, cool!

What's a ruler?

I am, which means everything belongs to me

and I can tell everybody what to do.

I never knew everything belonged to someone, Gwen.

Or they could tell everybody what to do.

Well, it does. And I can. So there.

Now...

..tidy my beach.

All the small stones are where the big stones should be

and all the big stones are where all the small stones should be.

But that will take days.

TONY LAUGHS

I said no games.

If you don't do what I say,

something terrible will happen!

I don't like the sound of something terrible happening, Gwen.

I know, I know, I know.

-Let's tidy up his beach.

-T-pow.

Oh, are these big, Gwen?

These are smaller, Bob.

But these look bigger next to these that are smaller.

Huh!

Bigger than smaller, smaller than bigger,

which do you think we should put where?

-BOTH:

-Bigger than smaller, smaller than bigger,

which do you think we should put where?

Smaller than bigger, bigger than smaller,

all of them all our going somewhere.

Stop that.

Bored now.

Instead, I want you to...

wash my sea.

But that will take days and days.

Snick.

I said no games.

If you don't do what I say, something terrible and horrible will happen.

I don't like the sound of something terrible

AND horrible happening, Gwen.

I know, I know, I know, let's wash his sea.

But what do you wash the sea with

when it's already wet?

Perhaps you wash it with the wind.

Wash, wash, wash, wash, wash, wash.

Wash, wash, wash, wash, wash, wash.

-ALL:

-Wash, wash, wash, wash, wash, wash,

wash, wash, wash, wash, wash.

Stop that!

More bored.

Now, er...

clean my sky.

But that will take days and days and days and days.

I said no games.

You do not obey me, something terrible and horrible

and ARGH will happen.

I don't like the sound of something terrible and horrible and ARGH.

I know, I know, I know, let's clean his sky.

Yee-nyee. Nyee!

Ha, ha, ha, tag-paw. Oh!

Argh! I played tag-paw.

I played a game.

I said no games.

Now, something terrible and horrible and ARGH will happen.

Oh. But there were games, Gwen,

and something terrible and horrible and ARGH didn't happen.

It's OK to play keepsy, upsy, hider, finder tag-paw.

So let's play it.

Keepsy.

-Upsy.

-Ha, ha, ha.

Hider.

Finder.

Tag-paw.

No!

Oh, stop that.

I am the ruler of the world and I say no games allowed.

No...games...allowed!

Oh. Would you like to play our game too, Rex?

The ruler of the world can't play games with other dinopaws.

-I'm too big.

-No-one is too big for this game, Rex.

-We'll just make it bigger.

-Wiki-wiki-wiki.

-Tag-paw.

-Tag-paw.

Good one, Rex.

THEY LAUGH

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

-Hiders.

-Wa-hoo! Finders.

Oh!

Where is he?

Where is he?

Rexie, where are you?

Here, Mum.

-ALL:

-Mum?

You've got a very big mum, Rex.

Is she the ruler of the world, too?

Oh, Rex loves playing that game.

But now he's tidied his beach, it's time for his nap.

Oh, Mum!

I want to play my new game with my new friends.

HE YAWNS

Good friends will always be there tomorrow.

Goodbye, new friends.

-ALL:

-Goodbye, ruler of the world.

I do hope we get to play keepsy, upsy, hiders, finders tag-paw again.

Gwar.

You know the ruler of the world was quite nice, really.

When he stopped ruling.

-Tag-paw.

-Tag-paw.

-Wa-hoo!

-Wa-hoo!