Episode 13 DNN: Definitely Not Newsround


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And that's a wrap!

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-Congratulations, everyone. Great series!

-Yeah!

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-Bob, Felicity, can I have a word?

-Not this time, Henry.

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You're no longer the boss of me! It's holibobs time!

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Actually, Bob, I've been ordered to thank you both

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for all your hard work,

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and to present you with these tokens of DNN's appreciation.

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-What?

-Presents, Bob!

-Ooh, ooh, ooh! Presents! Yeah! Oh, I love presents!

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-This is for you, Bob.

-Um...

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Eugh!

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Huh?! A packet of seeds? Hmm.

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It's a lifetime supply of red peppers!

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I'll never have to go without fajitas ever again!

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It's a miracle!

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SHE GASPS Oh, Henry, it is so beautiful!

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-Thank you so much!

-Oh, no need to thank me, Felicity.

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Thank the closing down sale.

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Ooh, new chair! I thought I could smell wrapping paper.

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-Where's mine?

-Er, sorry, Gary,

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but end-of-series gifts are for anchors only.

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-Even Bob barely qualifies.

-(I got seeds!)

-No fair!

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-Come on, then, Flicky, hand it over. I need that.

-You need it?

-Yes!

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My stool has been on the wonk for ages!

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This looks much safer and, as you know, DNN can be a dangerous place.

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BOB SNIGGERS

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Ow!

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THUD! THUD!

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-Watch out for the bunker.

-What's a bunker?

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-Oh!

-Oh, my!

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I've broken the other leg!

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THUD! Oof! Man down!

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Agh!

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HE GRUNTS

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Whoa! Careful with that boom mic!

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Ra-a-a-argh!

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HE WHIMPERS

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-Bears!

-Agh! Bears!

-Where?! Agh!

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No! Dragons!

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Run for your lives!

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-Agh!

-Ha-ha! Good job, fake Bob.

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ALARM BLARES, SHE SCREAMS

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Agh!

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I hate spiders! Keep it away, keep it away!

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Ow!

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Agh-ah-ah!

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BUZZ! Oh, my! Wow, thanks, Nellie!

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That's re... BUZZ!

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Enough blether. It must be time for my special report now.

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HE ROARS

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I give that a thumbs up!

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Ow!

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Ah! There we go.

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I'd give you my old chair, Gary,

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but I'm keeping it for posterity.

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You've given a nickname to your botbot?!

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-If I had, Bob, I'd have called it Bob.

-Aw, thank you.

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Problem solved!

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Ta-da! I'll never be short of a chair again!

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Gary, that's less safe than your original stool.

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-Really?

-Well, walk over here!

-Er, OK.

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-Agh...

-LOUD THUD

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Yeah, fair point. Pass the scissors, please, Bob.

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Anyway, this building is full of chairs!

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Oh, she's right, Gary! Which means that you should, er...

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-sit on the building!

-Brilliant!

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No! Just find one you like and use it!

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-Oh, that is much better. Um, sorry, Bob.

-Yeah, none taken, mate!

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It's like Jahmene always says -

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you never know what you might find when you step outside the studio.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Today, I'm looking out for Britain's best...opera singers!

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Bow ties at the ready, let's give it some welly!

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Avanti!

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# Figaro!

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# Son qua! Ehi, Figaro!

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# Son qua! Figaro qua, Figaro la

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# Figaro qua, Figaro la

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# Figaro su, Figaro giu Figaro su, Figaro giu

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# Pronto prontissimo Bravo Figaro! Bravo, bravissimo

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# Fortunatissimo, Fortunatissimo Fortunatissimo! Non manchera!

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# La, la, la! La-la-la! La, la, la! La-la-la!

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# La, la, la! La-la-la! La, la, la-la!

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# A te fortuna, a te fortuna A te fortuna non manchera!

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# Sono il factotum della citta Sono il factotum della citta

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# Della citta, della citta!

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# Della ci-i-i-itt-a-a-a! #

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MUSIC ENDS

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Hello, madam. Can you sing opera?

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Well, I don't know. You tell me.

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SHE SINGS NOTES DEEPLY AND PERFECTLY

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Wow!

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SUSTAINED HIGH-PITCHED NOTE

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Oops!

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SHE GASPS

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-You're in trouble now, sunshine!

-Come on, Stevie, I didn't know

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-she was going to be good enough to do that!

-Come 'ere, you!

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-Come 'ere!

-You...

-Grr-agh!

-You're meant to be on my side!

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Man down! Man down!

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Nope!

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Mmm, bit too firm.

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-Not quite Gary enough!

-Howay, Gary, what are you doing?

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-Ultimate Chair Quest, Davina!

-Ooh!

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And if I find a good one, I might make it my new sidekick.

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I mean, Flicky's got Bob, Phil's got Terry, you've got Map!

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I know! He's mint, isn't he? Come here, ya great big green softie!

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Ooh, ooh, incoming, incoming! Oh, oh!

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Oh, yeah, this is everything I dreamed it would be!

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All I'm saying is, it must be great to be team-mates like you and Map.

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-THUD!

-Oh!

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I thought there was one more.

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In honour of the World Cup and... # Alan Shearer! #

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-..I'll be setting the record for...

-DRUMROLL

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Er, Mappy's in goal and you're blindfolded?

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-You might hit him.

-He'll be fine, Bob, man!

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Get ready, Davina! In three...two...one!

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-KLAXON

-Howay!

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First off, there'll be showers in Bath.

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Showers in Bath?

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That's canny posh, like!

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Careful, Mappy! Protect your lovely green everything!

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Next up, it's time for the weather in that London-nnng...

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where it's going to be wetter than a wet wipe

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in a wet-look wet suit on a wet weekend in the wetlands! Ooh!

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It's going to be wetter than... Ach, you get the idea!

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It's going to be proper wet, like! Huh!

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That's it! I'm going to save Mappy!

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Bob?!

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..unlike the glorious nation of...

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-Newcastle!

-KLAXON

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Newcastle!

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Even when it's raining,

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the sun always shines in the hearts of every Geordie!

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Come and have a go, the weather! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh!

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-Don't worry, Mappy! I'll save you!

-KLAXON

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Oof! Ooh...! No, I'm fine! No, I'm fine!

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-How did I do, like?

-You scored an impressive nine goals.

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Whoo! Canny! That's another record for me and Map. Hoo!

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Well done, Davina.

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Ooh, I can feel it in my tum-tum!

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-Ooh, yes. Perfect. Dibs!

-Hey, G-Dog.

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Hey, J...Loaf.

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-What are you doing?

-I've decided this is my perfect chair.

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Ah, you can't have it, I've called dibs. Anyway, for safety's sake,

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I'm taking it back to my dressing room.

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-Do you want a hand?

-No, no need.

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I've been schooled in heavy weight-liftage

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by my close personal friend - The World's Strongest Man.

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Now what did he tell me?

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Yes, pretty sure it was, "Lift with the spine."

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Give it a rest, Gary, you're not the only one

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with close personal friends. Kelly's got loads of them, too.

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HE GRUNTS, LOUD CRACK

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It was NOT "lift with the spine."

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GRUNTS IN PAIN

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I'm here to meet a star choreographer who is going

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to help me to make up a brand-new dance. A brance.

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New word alert.

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-It's only Turbo!

-What's up, Kelly?

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Turbo, you are my favourite dance judge ever.

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Alongside judge Alesha, judge Bruno, judge Darcey, and Judge Judy.

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Wait, wrong type of judge.

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But I still totally respect your opinion. Your Honour!

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OK, first, what's your favourite type of dance?

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-Oh, definitely street dance.

-OK, we can...

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Alongside disco, and jazz, and mambo,

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and conga, and tango, and samba, and Simba...

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No, he's a lion, right? Shouldn't we get started?

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MUSIC: "Changes" by Faul & Wad Ad & Pnau

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OK, guys. Turbo has made me my very own dance moves

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-all based on my personality, right?

-Right.

-Exclusive-abulous.

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OK, the excited rabbit.

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Excited monkey.

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Excited child.

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Excited wardrobe.

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An excited rainbow.

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And, oh...my...wow!

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Thanks, Turbo. You're my bestie for ever.

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Kelly Fornia here, guys,

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throwing the best news shapes since the triangle.

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Amaze-brance!

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GRUNTING

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Come on, Jahmene, put some welly into it!

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I don't know why you need this sofa, Gary. Customise!

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-Sorry?

-Modify your stool.

-Hmm, sounds a bit medical.

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No, I mean put a comfy seat on it, add some gadgets,

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-chrome paint, Wi-Fi?

-Ooh, yes, now we're talking.

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Time to turn the stool cool.

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Good idea, J-Box.

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Er, besides, I don't think Henry would let me have this sofa.

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FlickyBob still need somewhere to do their interviews.

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With me today is a man who has invented reusable toilet paper.

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-Fred Winklater.

-Hello.

-BOB LAUGHS

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-Thanks for joining us...

-No, Bob, no!

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I've got a big interview lined up

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-and it's not with a man who washes bathroom tissue.

-Who is bigger news

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than this guy? ..Would you mind moving downwind just a little?

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-The president of the United States?!

-Huh?! Justin Bieber?!

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-Barack Obama!

-Oh!

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It's a pleasure to have you with us, Mr President.

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-I'll take some questions.

-Of course.

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-Let's start with the economy...

-I put it to you, Mr President,

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that reusing plop-plop paper is the best idea since edible food!

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-Yes, exactly.

-(Stick with me, Winky!)

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But people may have better ideas.

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That's unlikely.

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And people may want to jigger slightly.

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Ah! No, well, you're right. They'll feel much better for it.

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Where should I do my jigger, Barack?

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-On the floor.

-OK. Come on, Flicky!

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That's a direct order from your president!

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Come and jigger on the floor! You too, Winklater!

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-Okey-dokey!

-Er...

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-So, Mr President...?

-What do you make of Winky's jiggering?

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He's got that kind of slouch, looking like the bored kid,

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er, in the back of the classroom.

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You heard him, put some effort into it, Winky!

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Mr President, could I just ask what will be on the agenda

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when you and the British Prime Minister next meet?

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We're going to be finding ways

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where we can poke each other, er, at every opportunity.

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You know, he is a lot more fun than I expected. Thanks, Barry!

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All right, thank you very much, everybody.

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That is not the man I voted for!

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-I think the strongest...

-Ah, Henry!

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I think I've solved my stool problem.

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That's far too much information, Gary.

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Yes, as you can see, I'm souping up this bad boy.

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It's going pretty well. I'm just one thing short, though.

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Do you have a foot spa in here by any chance?

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-Right, I've heard enough! Consider your stool confiscated!

-What?!

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You're far too easily distracted, Gary, so I'm taking it back.

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Seriously!

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Why can't you be more professional, like Nellie?

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Now, if you think making a packed lunch is easy, think again.

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You put in chocolate vermicelli, are you for real?

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Beats your basil-infused rat any day!

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Because, for parents like Calista and Lorraine,

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creating an elaborate lunchtime treat has become all-out war.

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What it is, yeah, she started giving it all that

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with her locked sealed containers, yeah,

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making out she's queen of the sandwiches,

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so I stepped it up, boom!

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With a brown paper bag?

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That is a New York deli experience. Open it!

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'Hey, get out of the street, buddy!'

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See? Ain't nobody going to beat that!

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I could beat that.

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Mrs Reporter Lady, you are on. Home time, school gates, bring it.

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'With my challenge accepted, Kenneth Ledge from training company

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'Lunch Box Boot Camp, volunteered to get me up to speed.'

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OK, Nellie! Say your knife was broken, what do you do?

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Er... Get another knife?

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No! You improvise with what you've got. Go! Go! Go!

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Disgusting. I'm trying to do a job of work here.

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Go! Go! Go!

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'It wasn't easy, but after a gruelling 30-minute programme,

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'I was finally ready.'

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OK, Calista.

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Let's do this.

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Three, two, one, draw.

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One vegetable portrait of Beyonce.

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One London Eye cookie with chocolate pods and...

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a Scotch egg that looks like Ed Sheeran. Boom!

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One 24-carat golden delicious.

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One highly decorated juice box with real diamonds.

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And one smart sandwich.

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That works.

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What do you have to say to that, Calista?

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Ha-ha! You lose! You get in my face again,

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you'll be wearing them super fruity yoghurts!

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So, as you can see, this petty competitiveness can get out of hand.

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But the fact is, I won, and I have the footage to prove it. End of.

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Well, you say that Nellie is a professional, Henry,

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but I am an ex-professional.

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Look.

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Ahem! My pleasure.

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OK! Forget Nellie. Why not use me as a role model?

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Oh, well, that is the pot calling the kettle bald, isn't it, Henry?

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-What do you mean by that, Gary?

-Well, take a look.

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Steve, I'm off chair hunting again.

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Can you play that video we made for the wrap party, please?

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Sure thing, Gary. Run VT!

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What wrap party?

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DNN is now in professional hands. First, let's turn to the economy...

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That is my pen!

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You're bald.

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-I know that already, Gary.

-And that's what makes you the boss.

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We are not becoming pop stars.

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There will be no stylists. There will be no red carpets.

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My script!

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-Bob, you're on television.

-No, YOU'RE on television.

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I can't feel my cheeks.

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-Which cheeks?

-Any of them!

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Come on, Flappy, more arms! More legs! More flap!

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MINE!

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Thank you!

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Do carry on with your so-called news!

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Hey, does Henry still not know about the party...ing, the parting,

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in your hair. That you don't have.

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Because you're bald.

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Hmm, gives me a touch of the Harry Styles.

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-I am not Flappy!

-Oh, don't spoil it! I've just started to respect you.

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Ah, Nellie's dressing room. Let's see if she can help.

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Hello?

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DRAMATIC MUSIC

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-Yes, Gary?

-Argh! I'll never get used to that.

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SHE SIGHS: How can I help, Gary?

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Well, I was going to ask if you had a spare chair, Nellie.

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But I think now I might need a new pair of underpants as well.

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Grow up, Gary! And you should know by now that I don't use chairs.

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-What do you mean?

-Sitting in chairs is a sign of weakness, Gary.

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Just like smiling or hugs.

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Fine! Fine, I'll look somewhere else.

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But at least consider a different dressing room, Nellie.

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If Bea ever came looking for you in there, she'd never recover.

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So, Bea, people are heading off on their holidays. How's it going?

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Frankly, Bob, it is absolute chaos down here

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but, fortunately, I am fine.

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-It doesn't look like chaos.

-Doesn't look like chaos?!

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There are trolleys and suitcases everywhere!

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Who'd put wheels on a suitcase?!

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-They're out of control!

-SHE SCREAMS

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Excuse me, you're speeding!

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There's no speed limit for suitcases.

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What?! The world's gone mad.

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-SHE SCREAMS

-A plane without wings!

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Oh, no, it's just a bus.

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-It's a bus! It's a bus!

-SHE SCREAMS

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SHE WHIMPERS AND SINGS NERVOUSLY

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-So, Bea, erm...

-SHE SINGS AND SIGHS

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Flights will leave on time today,

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although they will all be far too noisy and far too fast.

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-Try our new fragrance?

-BEA SCREAMS

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Sconge juice! Oh, I don't like it!

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ALL: # We're off to Tenerife SHE SCREAMS

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-# Ta-da-da-da! #

-Argh! Ambushed!

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-# Who are ya?!

-Who are ya?!

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-# Who are ya?! #

-I don't know any more, Bob. I just don't know.

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ALL: Wahey! SHE SCREAMS

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# She's off to Tenerife SHE SCREAMS

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# She's off to Tenerife. # SHE SCREAMS

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I don't have a passport!

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Ooh, look at this.

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One, two, three chairs for Gary!

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-Hip-hip!

-Hooray!

-THEY LAUGH

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Oh, Bob, what are you doing here?

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I had the perfect idea for your chair, Gary.

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-This guy - it's the BobMaster 3000.

-What's that, then?

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-Go on, have a seat.

-Okey-dokey!

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-Ooh, yes, very comfy.

-Yes.

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And it doesn't stop there. It's also comes with

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-its own music request system.

-Ooh, what songs can I have?

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Ah, well, you can have the theme tune to Everything's Rosie.

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Nah, I grew out of that show last year.

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Do you have The Story of my Life by 1D?

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Er, no, all we've got is the theme tune to...

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# Everything's Rosie!

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-# Everything's Ro-o-o-sie! #

-Aargh!

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I was one song away from my perfect chair!

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This day could not get any worse!

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Well, the BobMaster 3000 was only trying to help, Gary.

0:17:230:17:26

I suppose it's a bit like the PhilTyme 3000.

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Only I get arrested less.

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So we should head back to Phil Tyme and find out whether

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he's managed to spring the trap on that over-keen traffic warden.

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-Phil, how's it going?

-If I'm brutally honest, Felicity,

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it's not been easy. People kept trying to feed me letters.

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Paper cuts like nobody's biz,

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-and still no sign of this flaming traffic warden.

-He's coming!

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All right, action stations, get a shift on!

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HE LAUGHS

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Oh, hey, he's doing it and all. Here goes!

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Now then!

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Ha-ha, the people's champion, Phil Tyme from DNN.

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And I demand to know why you think it's all right

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to give out parking tickets for no reason whatsoever.

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-Well, I can explain this. It's...

-A-ha!

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Officer, thank goodness you're here.

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-You, Sonny Jim, are bang to rights. Officer...

-BOTH: Arrest this man!

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-What? Why should she arrest me?

-Well, for impersonating a post-box.

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That's not a thing, is it?

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Eating Her Majesty's mail, very serious offence.

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It's not the Queen's mail, it's just a couple of birthday cards

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and some bumf about free broadband. That guy, that's who you want.

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He's giving out dodgy tickets. Oh, cheese and crackers!

0:18:450:18:49

This is Phil Tyme for DNN. Do the L thing with your hand.

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T'other way, you gormless... Take them back, crikey, take them back!

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-Oh, why can't I find a chair I like?!

-OK, Gary.

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Let it all out. HE SOBS

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It's cos I never had a chair as a child!

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Santa couldn't read my writing and I got a chain!

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HE WAILS

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Yes, Gary, maybe don't let it all out.

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What if I talk to the others

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-and we all club together to get you your own chair?

-Yeah!

0:19:230:19:26

We could make it just the way you want it.

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-With gadgets and One Direction!

-Oh...

0:19:280:19:31

-You'd do that for me?

-Of course! We always do things for each other!

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I mean, we did record that World Cup video

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and you weren't even going to Brazil.

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-# Samba time!

-Rio 2014!

0:19:410:19:43

# Rio 2014, Rio 2014!

0:19:430:19:47

# And Oggy's on the team

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# Rio 2014, Rio 2014!

0:19:490:19:52

# Rio 2014!

0:19:520:19:54

# Just hear the fans all scream... #

0:19:540:19:56

What are you wearing, Gary?

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-This is my old football kit.

-You look ridiculous.

0:19:590:20:02

# So, it's goodbye DNN I'm getting on a plane

0:20:030:20:07

# To fly off to the sunshine to play the beautiful game... #

0:20:070:20:11

-So Gary, how do you win at football?

-Oh, Bob, it's easy!

0:20:110:20:15

# All you do is kick the ball Don't forget to kick the ball

0:20:150:20:18

# You're not allowed To touch the ball

0:20:180:20:20

# Oh, my word He touched the ball! #

0:20:200:20:23

-He's the goalie, Gary, man!

-Yep, yep, I knew that.

0:20:230:20:26

-# Ogden's on the pitch

-He's tearing up the grass

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-# He's right inside the box now

-And he's waiting for the pass

0:20:290:20:33

-# Gerrard kicks to Rooney

-The action's end-to-end

0:20:330:20:37

# Rooney kicks to Odgen

0:20:370:20:38

# He's my close personal friend... #

0:20:380:20:42

180!

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And the crowd goes wild!

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-# Samba time!

-This is not professional

0:20:460:20:50

# It's the messing about I hate

0:20:500:20:52

# In any case, I'm from Scotland We haven't qualified since '98

0:20:520:20:55

-# Samba time!

-Rio 2014

0:20:550:20:57

-# Rio 2014, Rio 2014

-Just watch that trophy gleam

0:20:570:21:02

# It's Oggy's greatest dream I'm the cat who's got the cream

0:21:020:21:08

# Samba time! #

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OK - checklist. This chair must incorporate

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my close personal celebrity contacts book.

0:21:140:21:16

-Check.

-That shouldn't take up much room!

0:21:160:21:18

-Ha-ha!

-A jet engine.

-Check.

0:21:180:21:20

-This chess board.

-Er, check, mate.

0:21:200:21:23

-THEY LAUGH

-Cos of the... Yeah!

-Yes!

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A hotdog maker, a private number plate, air conditioning,

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a spoon socket... Oh, and somewhere to keep my Oggles.

0:21:300:21:33

-Did you get all that?

-I drew a picture of Mappy.

0:21:330:21:36

I love Mappy.

0:21:360:21:37

Come on, Gary, you don't need any of that stuff! And forget the chair.

0:21:370:21:41

-You have everything you need right here.

-Of course!

0:21:410:21:44

-Wayne Rooney's autograph on a pizza box!

-No!

0:21:440:21:46

-She's talking about us, you muppet!

-Oh, yep, yep, I knew that.

0:21:460:21:50

BOB LAUGHS

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I'm Gary Ogden.

0:21:510:21:52

-No! I'm Gary Ogden!

-No! I'm Gary Ogden!

0:21:520:21:56

No! I'm Gary Ogden!

0:21:560:21:57

No! I'm Gary Ogden! No, hang on, I actually AM Gary Ogden.

0:21:570:22:01

MUSIC: "A Sky Full of Stars" by Coldplay

0:22:010:22:04

LAUGHTER

0:22:060:22:07

Neigh!

0:22:090:22:11

This was my favourite moment of last night!

0:22:110:22:13

Nothing happened last night. Or any other night.

0:22:130:22:16

-Can you imagine being next door to someone so annoying?

-Yes.

0:22:160:22:21

SHE LAUGHS

0:22:210:22:22

-BOTH: Back to you two.

-Oh! Ha-ha!

0:22:220:22:24

Ha! Someone's just met the street!

0:22:250:22:28

Oh, you silly sausage!

0:22:280:22:29

-And in other news...

-Henry's giving me the sack!

0:22:290:22:32

Black and White Army!

0:22:320:22:33

Don't break it! That's mine now!

0:22:330:22:36

CAMERA CLICKS Oh, hey, hey! Good one!

0:22:380:22:40

Nice, nice!

0:22:400:22:41

Ooh, very fetching! Hey!

0:22:410:22:43

Ha! Cheeky!

0:22:430:22:45

-She's not leaving until I've frisked her for Wayne Spooney.

-Oh, my... Ow!

0:22:450:22:49

Ah! Mummy, take it off!

0:22:490:22:51

Ah! Oh! Put it back on!

0:22:510:22:54

LAUGHTER

0:22:560:22:57

I know what people want. Me!

0:22:570:23:00

And me!

0:23:000:23:01

Eugh! Get a whiff of that! This is Phil Tyme live for DNN!

0:23:020:23:06

I ain't afraid of no ghosts!

0:23:060:23:08

SHE SCREAMS, SHE SCREAMS AGAIN

0:23:080:23:11

GROWLING, SCREAMS CONTINUE

0:23:110:23:13

-Bob.

-Hmm? Oh, only channel hopping, Flicky!

0:23:130:23:16

(I owe you one!)

0:23:160:23:18

HE SQUEAKS AND GIBBERS

0:23:180:23:20

Beautiful language, the French.

0:23:200:23:22

BOTH: Keep dancing!

0:23:220:23:24

Ooh, Flicky, you're crushing me garlic! Ooh! Ooh!

0:23:240:23:27

See, Gary? The chair doesn't matter. It's what's in here that matters.

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-Not what's under here.

-As the Dalai Lama once said.

0:23:320:23:35

Oh, no. I shut down Dial-a-Llama when the RSPCA got involved.

0:23:350:23:38

Good point, though, Bob.

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In fact, I think I might give the BobMaster 3000 another go,

0:23:400:23:44

-if that's OK.

-Fill your boots!

-Yes! To the car park!

0:23:440:23:48

-Fire up the stereo, BobMaster!

-Ha-ha!

0:23:490:23:52

BOTH: # Everything's Rosie Everything's Ro-o-o-sie!

0:23:520:23:57

# Everything's fun when your friends are around... #

0:23:570:24:01

-Shall I look after your mug, Gary?

-Oh, no!

0:24:010:24:03

The BobMaster 3000 has a set of cup holders.

0:24:030:24:07

Oh! Oh, well, that's a design flaw.

0:24:070:24:09

You splished my squash!

0:24:110:24:14

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