Huwi Stomp 1 Dona Direidi

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# I'm Dona, Dona D-reidi! Yeah, that's me

# If you don't like me, it's your problem obviously

# Yeah, I'm Dona, Dona D-reidi! Yeah, that's me

# If you don't like me, it's your problem obviously

# Yo, children of Wales! I'll introduce myself real quick

# I am the greatest rapper so take my photo, click-click!

# You better believe me when I say my cousin's famous, oh, my!

# The main man, the golden rapper. Rapsgaliwn - what a guy!

# I'm Dona, Dona D-reidi! Yeah, that's me

# If you don't like me, it's your problem obviously

# Yeah, I'm Dona, Dona D-reidi! Yeah, that's me

# If you don't like me, it's your problem obviously #

This room's a right state.

It needs a lick of paint.

Who can I ask to paint my room?

I won't sleep a wink until this room is painted pink.

-Acapulco! What's going on?

-How did I get here? Where's Dona?

-She must've gone for a walk.

-I wonder when she'll be back?

Hiya, Huwi, I'm here!

Wah-wah-wee-wah! How did you do that?

You should be in a circus with those tricks.

What are you doing here today?

-No idea.

-I'm not meant to be here today.

Where are you meant to be?

-Painting a table for Prys Plismon.

You can paint my room instead.

These walls need painting. My room's in a state.

-Painting? Here?

Look, I want this wall here to be pink.

And then this wall...

..I want this to be pink.

And these two walls, I want this one to be pink...

..but I want something different here.

What do you get if you mix red and white?

-Pink?

-Pink?

- Yes. I'm glad you like pink!

-I like colours, but just as I was

-about to paint the table green...

-..with paint on my brush,

-I'm here, whush!

A word in your ear, Huwi. Two things.

Rhyming brush and whush was very good...

..but I'm the rapper, so you stick to painting.

Why did you paint the table green?

You can't eat food off a green table.

It's like eating food in a field.

-It's going to be a bird table.

-Prys Plismon wants a bird table

-for when the weather turns cold.

So you're making the table and painting it?

And leaving food for the birds?

-Acapulco.

What's wrong?

-Food.

You want food? Do you want a sandwich?

I've jam, ham, Spam, or cheese, if you prefer.

-No, not food for me...

-..I've forgotten

-to put food on the table.

But the table's finished?

And the table's been painted?

-Yes.

And the birds have arrived?

-Yes, but there's no food for them.

No, you're right.

Wah-wah-wee-wah, I know what we'll do - we'll make food.

-I don't know what they eat.

It just so happens that I have a book here that belonged to Nain.

I'm sure it'll say something in here.

Let's take a look.

How to make soup. I don't think so.

How to make apple tart.

Maybe not.

Here we go - how to make bird food...

..because Huwi Stomp has forgotten.

-Does it say how you cook it?

No, because it doesn't need cooking.

You just have to mix the ingredients.

-Very good. I'm used to

-mixing paint with a wooden stick.

-I can mix the food

-with a wooden spoon too.

Of course. Let's go to the table.

-Of course. Let's go to the table.

-Which table?

That one there. Come on.

-Acapulco! How did that get there?

Put your brush in the cup over there out of the way.

To make the food, we need chopped nuts...

..and seeds, some lard...

-What's lard?

-What's lard?

- Pig fat.

It's good for cooking.

Soft cheese and currants.

To begin, we need a big piece of lard in a bowl.

You can do that.

-That's done.

Next, a handful of nuts.

Now, four heaped tablespoons of soft cheese.

-One...

-..two, three...

-..four.

Now you have to mix it together until it turns to sludge.

Use your wooden spoon.

# Mixing, mixing, Huwi's busy mixing

# Mixing in the big bowl #

-# Mixing, mixing,

-now I'm busy mixing

-# The food will be ready

-in less than a jiffy #

Well done, Huwi. You rhymed!

-There we go.

Next, we need to break up the mixture into six pieces...

..and roll them into little balls.

I'll help you. I'd better remove my ring.

There we go. We'll put them on this plate. Ready?

Right then.

I've two cupfuls of currants here.

We have to pour them onto the plate.

Pick up a little ball...

..and roll it in the currants like this...

..so that they cover the ball.

Do you see?

Excellent.

-Excellent.

-Six balls.

We'd better dry our hands.

There you go.

That's it.

Thanks to Nain's cooking book...

..the birds will get their food after all.

Hey, let's sing a song about a famous bird.

The Cuckoo. Can you sing like a bird?

-Yes, I can. I sing like a crow.

Never mind about that now.

Let's sing the song and you can be the cuckoo.

Off we go.

-# The lovely month of June

-# Will come before long

-# And we'll hear the cuckoo

-singing sweetly in our land

-# Sweetly in our land

-# Sweetly in our land

-# Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo

-# Sweetly in our land #

Huwi, would you sing like a cuckoo again for me?

-# Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo,

-sweetly in our land #

Your singing wasn't bad.

-Thank you, Dona.

-Thank you, Dona.

- It wasn't bad, it was awful.

Don't sing like that at the table or you'll scare the birds away.

We'll sing it again...

..but I'll be the cuckoo this time.

-# The lovely month of June

-# Will come before long

-# And we'll hear the cuckoo

-singing sweetly in our land

-# Sweetly in our land

-# Sweetly in our land

# Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo singing sweetly in our land #

-Well done, Dona.

-Well done, Dona.

- That was great.

-I'll be on my way now.

Don't go yet. We have to play Hwn neu'r Llall? Ready?

-Be quick because I have to get back.

-I've more painting to do.

-I've more painting to do.

- OK, I'll be quick.

This or That?

We're ready to play.

Drinking coffee or eating toffee popcorn?

-I don't like coffee,

-so I'll say eating toffee popcorn.

Swimming in the sea or singing in a choir?

-Swimming in the sea.

Wise choice.

Living in a grand palace...

..or living in a house with a garden?

-A palace is too big to paint.

-The house.

You can go in the garden then.

Staying in bed or a plate full of jelly?

-I get up early anyway...

-..so a plate full of jelly...

-..that's pink.

Good choice.

The best colour.

Keeping a dog or a chimpanzee?

-It'd be fun to keep a chimpanzee...

-..but I'm sure he'd steal

-the brush and all the paint pots...

-..so it's a dog for me.

Woof-woof!

Egg and chips or chips and egg?

-Egg and chips or chips and egg?

-Chips and egg...

-..or egg and chips?

-That's a difficult one, Dona.

I've caught you out. Egg and chips and chips and egg are the same!

-So they are!

Your last question.

Going all the way to Pwllheli on a bus...

..or painting Dona Direidi's room?

-Easy - you've helped

-me and the birds today...

-..so I'll be back

-to paint your room any time.

Hooray! Thank you.

-Goodbye, Dona.

Goodbye, Huwi.

And goodbye to you too...

..from me, Dona Direidi, yeah, that's me.

# In winter the robin redbreast comes looking for food

# Some nuts, water and a few pieces of bread

# You, me and everybody must all look after the birds

# And when spring has sprung

# We'll hear their birdsong

# Birds of every description

# Fly to my bird table

# They all sing a song

# So happy to greet me

# They migrate from Africa, Iceland and Russia

# To eat food and hear Huw shouting Acapulco

# Which would I like to befriend?

# An eagle or an owl?

# A budgie or a blue canary?

# A thrush or a seagull?

# I'd like a red parrot that I could teach to rap

# Hello, how are you? See you, goodbye

# Everyone would cheer and clap

# Birds of every description

# Flock to my bird table

# They all sing a song

# So happy to greet me

# They migrate from Africa, Iceland and Russia

# To eat food and hear Huw shouting Acapulco #

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