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This changes everything.

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SINISTER MUSIC, OWL HOOTS

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FOOTSTEPS CRUNCH ON LEAVES

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Give it back. It's MY blanket.

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Oh!

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Why do we have to be the ones to stay up on Rumblehorn watch?

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Hookfang, I'm talking to you.

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We're never going to stop this crazy dragon from tearing this place up.

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Argh! Intruder alert!

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Agh! Intruder alert!

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That's the third time this week.

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Ow, ow...

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Ahhh, sweet relief.

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The Rumblehorn, it's headed for the Eastern Beach.

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Come on, you guys.

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Finally, we got it!

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Everybody stay back.

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I didn't think it would be so smelly.

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I didn't think it would be so hairy.

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YOU try shaving with a hook for an arm!

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The Rumblehorn talks.

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-Quick, smack it.

-Cut me down, you simpleton!

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AND it's got a bad attitude.

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Ah, never mind.

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Gobber, what did you do with our Rumblehorn?

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Rumblehorn? What's a Rumblehorn?

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A new dragon that's been trying to chase us off the island.

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Yeah, us and everything else.

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We've been trying to catch and relocate it.

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Yet we caught YOU. Yay us(!)

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You're trying to catch a dragon with a net that can't hold

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a one-legged, one-armed Viking? Amateurs.

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Not too late to club him still, and give him a little...

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-HE GRUNTS

-You know?

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-Yeah, we should just get back and check on the Dragon base.

-Meh.

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Well, let's see what you've done with the place.

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It looks very, well...

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-Trashed!

-Your words, not mine.

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The Rumblehorn must have hit us while we were out chasing you.

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Last chance. I can still club him.

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Come on, club, club, club, join the club.

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As much as I love a good clubbing, even my own, it'll have to wait.

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You and I need to talk.

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I've come with disturbing news about your father.

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-Is he all right?

-Oh, he's fine.

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-Oh, that's a relief.

-But, then again, not so fine.

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Gobber, you're killing me. Is my father OK or not?

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Oh, he's as fit as a Dragon.

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Unfortunately he's as ornery as one, too.

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-SNARLING

-No offence.

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I've never seen him like this. Angry, shouting at everyone.

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Actually, that sounds like vintage Stoick the Vast to me.

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You think I would've sailed in a boat by myself for a week

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if it were vintage Stoick the Vast?! He's driving the village crazy!

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All right, I guess I better see what's going on with him.

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-Good idea.

-You want to ride back with me and Toothless?

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Actually, I think I might stay awhile.

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Help repair your wee Dragon base.

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See if I can offer up some of my...

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(dragon-killing experience)

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to help defend against that Rumblehorn.

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If there's time, I'll take Tuffnut up on that clubbing.

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-It works with Ruffnut.

-I get it.

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So basically you are hiding out from my father.

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-One might look at it that way.

-Well, bud, I guess we're off to Berk.

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-Quieter than usual.

-Shoddy workmanship, that's what this is!

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OK, follow the sound of the angry Viking.

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I said I wanted these weapons arranged by deadliness!

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-Swords...

-Ah!

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-..axes...

-Oh!

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..bludgeons...

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maces...

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FRIGHTENED BLEAT

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Swords, axes, maces, bludgeons...

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If I used them on you, you wouldn't forget how deadly they were!

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Ugh, I can't believe this.

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Hiccup, thank Thor you're here.

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You've got to help us. Your father has become unbearable.

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Well, to be fair, Sven, you did have the weapons out of order.

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That's because yesterday he told me to arrange them by length,

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the day before, it was by pointiness, and the day before that,

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it was by name.

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Did you know he gave each weapon its own nickname?

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Well, I do have to admit that is really weird.

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All right, I'll go talk to him.

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I mean, seriously, who names their mace Daisy?

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These attacks are getting worse every time.

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Either that Rumblehorn's got to go or we do.

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Hey, our boar pit survived.

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Cool. I like a pit, but I LOVE a boar pit.

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You call that a boar pit?!

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I've dug my way out of shallow graves deeper than that.

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Would you look at these Rumblehorn tracks.

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If you take into account the width and the depth of the footprints

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and the distance between them, I calculate that this Dragon is...

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Hefty. One might even say beefy.

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Does somebody want to tell me why we're rebuilding this place?

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He's just going to crash through and wreck it again.

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He wouldn't if you could build a defensive wall properly.

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Well, don't just stand there.

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If you want to learn, follow me.

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For Thor's sake, you plough like an old woman.

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THIS is how you plough.

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Oh, it's so simple. Ugh, you can't even...

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Gothi! You know, personally, I don't know what he's talking about.

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I love your ploughing.

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You are by far my favourite plougher in all of Berk.

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That's some good ploughing, yeah.

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Ugh, yes, I agree, he's totally out of control.

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Watch the language! You know, he's still my father.

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I'll talk to him, I promise.

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CHUCKLING

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HICCUP CLEARS HIS THROAT

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Dad, please don't kill me, it's your son!

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-Hiccup!

-SQUEALING

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Good to see you too, Dad.

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Now, if I could just, erm, breathe.

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I'm sorry! Just happy to see my son.

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Well, that's great. My cracked ribs and I are happy to see you too.

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What are you doing all the way out at the academy?

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Well, I come up here for the peace and quiet.

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Tired of hearing people complaining.

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"Stoick, you're being too tough, Stoick, you're being too picky,

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"Stoick you're cutting off my air supply."

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Hey, hey, is that Thornado's old saddle?

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Wow, Dad, you really kept it shiny.

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Well, just because one dragon's gone, doesn't mean I'm going to let

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a valuable piece of equipment fall into disrepair.

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But enough about me. What brings my world-traveller son back to Berk?

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Well, we still...

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Stoick, I don't mean to interrupt, but I've got those weapons arranged

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by deadliness, just like you wanted them.

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And who said I wanted them THAT way?

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Does anyone around here listen?!

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Hey, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad!

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I just had a great idea.

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If it involves me hurling an axe at Sven's head, let's hear it.

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I hear my sheep calling.

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I was thinking something a little more relaxing.

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-Something to take the edge off.

-Edge? What edge?

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OK, I'm listening.

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Yeah, so I was thinking, why don't you take a couple of days off,

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come with me to see the dragon base.

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No, impossible. There's far too much to do around here.

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OK, Dad. Well, I'll tell you what. If I'm being honest,

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the reason I'm really here is that I've got a dragon problem

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-back on the island.

-Dragon problem? What kind of a dragon problem?

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Well, you see we're trying to relocate a new species of dragon

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and I thought we could handle it, but we could really use your help.

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Well, I suppose I could spare a moment, if you really need me.

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Oh, we do, we really, really do.

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I have to admit, that's one impressive wall.

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It should stop the Rumblehorn at least from the ground.

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I'm going to call her Greta, after my first love.

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Large, sturdy - beefy, some would say.

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ROARING

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It's coming from the west, and it's getting closer.

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Everybody, mount up.

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I'm not moving. The wall WILL hold.

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HE STRAINS

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Ha-ha, told you my Greta would hold!

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Oh, Greta, how could you?

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Hurry up and move those logs.

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-Gobber, are you all right?

-Good morning, Mummy.

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Is it time for dragon-killing school?

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Hey, at least this wall held. Of course, everything else got crushed.

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Incoming, yeah! Fire, fire, use all weapons!

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Start blasting.

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Hey, it's us! Cut it out.

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OK, sorry about that.

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Nice to see you, chief. You are looking very fit.

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Your hands seem to be rough and... well worked.

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Anyway, welcome to Rumblehorn hell.

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You weren't kidding about having dragon problems.

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-Is anybody hurt?

-Well, sort of.

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Hello, luvvies. Who would like some figgy pudding?

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What's wrong with him?

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Well, Chief, you can start with the peg leg, and the hook

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and the bad breath and weird neck.

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I mean, look at his neck.

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He'll be fine. He got hit by a watchtower.

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Oh, you're killing me! Who knew you were such a card?!

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HE LAUGHS

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Hiccup, these Rumblehorn attacks are getting out of hand.

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-We have to do something.

-OK, then. First things first.

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-We start with...

-Astrid, you search the eastern coastline.

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Ruff, Tuff, you have the west. My father and I will take

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the middle of the island. Fishlegs and Snotlout,

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you take care of Gobber and keep fixing the base.

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-Got it.

-Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute there, "Dragon Master".

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-Hello, little fella.

-How come I have to stay behind?

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GOBBER SNARLS

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I'm a Dragon.

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OK, fine, you want to hunt

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the unstoppable, bloodthirsty dragon instead?

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-Bloodthirsty dragon, huh?

-Oh, look at my tail.

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Do dragons chase their tails or do they breathe fire on them?

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-I don't know.

-On second thought,

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I don't want to give you guys an unfair advantage so I should

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probably stay behind and protect

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one of the Archipelago's national treasures.

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The sun is a shiny potato covered in drawn butter.

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And the moon is a scoop of ice cream.

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Ah, it's good to be back up in the air again.

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No wonder you never come back to visit.

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This island is spectacular.

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Thanks, Dad. But we're not going to be able to keep any of it

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if we don't solve our Rumblehorn problem.

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Right. When exactly did you start having trouble with it?

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A few weeks ago. We didn't even know it was on the island

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and then, suddenly, it was everywhere.

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First it just went after wild dragons,

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-then it started coming after us.

-And how many dragons has it killed?

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None, yet. This dragon is more than strong.

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It's fast, it's smart and it's elusive.

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We've never even got a good look at it.

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-This does seem like quite the challenge, doesn't it?

-Yes, it does.

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Ha! Look at the two of us.

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Two Viking men on the hunt, scheming to catch a wild beast.

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See? You're cheering up already, right?

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Let's not get ahead of ourselves, son.

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-BOTH:

-There!

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You see what I mean? Every time, we just miss it.

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Well, we didn't see it fly away so it has to be on foot.

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But which way?

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Over here. Check the direction of the trees he took down.

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After you, son.

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Oh, this is great!

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These footprints are fresh.

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We should be right on top of it.

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It's like the beast can sense us coming

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and then it changes direction. A truly worthy adversary.

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We have got to be getting close.

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I don't think so. We've been here before.

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Look at the broken branches on this side of the trail.

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The beast has doubled back on us.

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Wait, you think it knows we're hunting it?

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No, I think it's hunting us.

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Oh, that's good(!) I preferred it much more the other way around.

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What are you thinking, Dad?

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I might have an idea on how we're going to catch this beast.

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# Well, I've got my club and I've got my rope and I smell like a yak

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# Cos I don't use soap, I'm a Viking through and through... #

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ROARING

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Well, you are magnificent and you've got a lot to say, don't you?

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Now, let's see if you can back it up.

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HE BELLOWS

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Dad, get out of there!

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Not a chance!

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Oh, no, you don't.

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Dad! Let go of the rope!

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Dad, DON'T let go of the rope!

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Argh!

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Oh, you want a piece of me on the way down, do you?

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Come on and get some!

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Arghhhh! Come on!

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We'd better get back to Dragon's Edge for reinforcements.

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Agreed.

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This isn't over, Rumblehorn!

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-Where is Gobber?

-Yoo-hoo!

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Come back, please?

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-Boar pit.

-OK, Gobber accounted for.

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-Hiccup, did you find the Rumblehorn?

-More like, he found us.

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Gave us a good run, that one.

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We're going to resupply and then we all need to go look for him.

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Ah, I bet I could find him, like right now.

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-Oh, really?

-Oh, yeah.

-Oh, really?

-Yeah.

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-How's that?

-Wait for it.

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-Bing!

-What the..?

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Hey, everybody, on your dragons.

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We need to draw him away from Dragon's Edge.

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He tracked us all the way here.

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-Impressive.

-Dad, let's catch him first, then we can admire him.

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Where are all the Night Terrors going?

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Why isn't the Rumblehorn following us?

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Because it's following HIM.

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Mr Boat, come back, please.

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I just want to have a friendly chat.

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Let's get his attention, bud.

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HE LAUGHS

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Stormfly, spine shot!

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As powerful as that dragon is,

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he doesn't seem to have a real thirst for blood.

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Not yet, but it's still going after Gobber.

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I hate to do this but it's the Rumblehorn or Gobber.

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We may only get one shot at this, bud.

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Let's make it count.

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This doesn't make any sense.

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Unless... Hiccup, wait!

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Dad, what are you doing?

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Not so fast, you.

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BOAR SQUEALS

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Oh, look, it's Peppy, my favourite pet yak.

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We didn't eat you on Snoggletog morning after all.

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-No.

-If that dragon wanted to hurt people, he'd have done it by now.

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Something else is going on here.

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-Like what?

-Only one way to find out.

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Put me down next to him.

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Stoick, you remember Peppy!

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Yes, yes Gobber.

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Peppy and I need to have a wee talk.

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Hiccup, have you met Peppy?

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Oh, God...

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What is it you really want, dragon?

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I think this dragon is trying to tell us something.

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What is happening, what is happening, what is happening?!

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I think you're right.

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-Dad!

-Whoa, big fella.

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-Hold on there.

-Go get him, bud.

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Son, out there.

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The sea level, is it rising?

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There's a giant wave heading for us. The Rumblehorn knew it.

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It was trying to get us to leave. He was trying to save us.

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That explains why he was chasing Gobber.

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I'm not buying it. OK, guys, real quick.

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-How long does it take to learn to swim?

-No-one has to swim.

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We just need to block the wave from hitting the camp.

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-Isn't it a little late for that, Hiccup?

-No. Gobber's rock wall.

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That's big enough to stop the wave.

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We just need to reinforce it.

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The wave's coming. Hurry.

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The wall's not going to be high enough to stop that wave.

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And it's cracking.

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You handle the cracks, son.

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-I've got an idea.

-You heard the man.

-On it!

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Stormfly, spine shot.

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Meatlug, spew!

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All right, then, let's finish what you started.

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Full speed, big fella.

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I can't believe it, guys.

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If that Rumblehorn hadn't warned us, we would've been wiped out.

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STOICK LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY

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Look at this guy. He's amazing.

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Yes, you can say that again, Fishlegs.

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You know, guys, this is a whole new class of dragon.

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-We need a name.

-Well, it tracked us down -

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how about Tracker Class?

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Tracker Class?!

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-Yeah, right. That sounds like something

-I

-would come up with.

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-Perfect.

-Tracker Class it is.

-What? You LIKE it?

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Oh, come on!

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Gobber, sure am glad you're back to normal.

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Yeah, not sure what all went on but I'm sore in places I didn't know

0:20:030:20:07

-I had.

-Well, son, I'm glad I let you insist I come here.

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You know, Dad, when I first came back to Berk I thought you might

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be missing me, but it was Thornado all along.

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Oh, I do miss that magnificent beast.

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We had some connection, he and I.

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I get it. No, I can't imagine what it would be like without Toothless.

0:20:210:20:25

Well, Thornado would never be replaced,

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but this guy, we are a lot alike, he and I. We're both protectors.

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-We're both leaders.

-And you're both hard-headed.

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Hard-headed, you say? Skull-crushing's more like it.

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Wait, that's what we'll call him.

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Skullcrusher.

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And, by the way, son.

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I do miss you. A lot, in fact.

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All right, big fella. Let's get you back to Berk.

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I've got the perfect saddle waiting for you.

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All right, guys. We have a lot of work to do. Let's get to it.

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