Episode 4 Friday Download

Give it up for your Friday Download presenters...

# Are you ready for this? Are you ready for this?

# Are you ready for this? Oh, oh, oh... #

Woo! Woo!

-Welcome to Friday Download...

-Your instant download for the week ahead.

-Now, I reckon we should sit down.

-OK. You're the boss, Tyger.

Right, so, we all know that I do the Games Download,

so I cover all the things gamey, a bit gadgety,

and I've actually got something a bit gamey and gadgety for us today.

So just take a little look at this.

-Oh, my gosh.

-We're having a jam!

-Capture our outfits.

-Oh yeah!

So yeah, basically, this is the Friday Download music video maker.

It's very easy to use and it's a new game available on the CBBC website.

I'm just going to talk you guys through how to do it.

So basically you hit the website up,

you go into the music video maker. Obviously you can choose these three shows.

We're going to choose Friday Download. Then you pick the song.

We're going to go for Are You Ready For This? Which is the theme tune. You can choose a different backdrop.

Once you've got the backdrop, you just slot in your characters.

-There's Aidan, getting ready for a groove.

-Hello, mate.

Dionne dropping in there, ready for a little bit of samba. Georgia's looking gorgeous.

RICHARD: Where am I?

All right, there you go.

Basically, you can have as many or as little of us as you want

and just pop them in and then we dance to the music. That's pretty much it.

However, there is one more cool aspect to it,

and that is that the player can either use a pre-existing photo of themselves or take a photo

of themselves within the game and then superimpose themselves to be in the action there with us.

OK.

So for instance, don't know if you can recognise him but it's actually Max from The Wanted, everyone.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Having said that, Max actually looks like he's getting a bit tired, so I'll change it again.

Now that is Nathan from The Wanted on Ceallach's body.

Anyway, so, yeah, you can have quite a lot of fun with that.

That's on the CBBC website, so head over there and you can join in with the fun.

Also, you guys were excited to see The Wanted boys in that, then?

SCREAMING

But how excited would you be if we said we've actually got them here in the flesh?

LOUDER SCREAMING

Everybody, give it up for Max and Nathan from The Wanted!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

All right, guys?

So, boys, it's been a while since you've seen us and been on the show.

-Have you missed us?

-Yes. Loads.

-Did you enjoy your dancing on screen?

-Yeah, it was great.

-I thought it was all right.

-You did good, actually.

-Not too bad.

-When we get home, I'll be back on the CBBC website, like...

Since we last saw you guys, you've been absolutely huge in America. How's it been?

It's been great. We've had a really good reception, but it's always nice to come home and see these guys,

because these are awesome. You don't beat these guys.

Thanks for joining us. Keep watching for more of these guys later and a performance from Professor Green.

Here's what's coming up.

Cel will have some monster pics in Movie Download...

I get a grip in Weekend Download...

We just can't say no to your Conor Maynard music tributes...

..and the brilliant Professor Green will be performing his new single.

# I got the remedy...#

Hello and welcome to another Dance Download.

This week I'll be teaching you a move to Alex Clare, 'Too Close,' and this is what it looks like.

CHEERING

# And it feels like I am just too close to love you

# There's nothing I can really say, yeah

# I can't lie no more

# I can't hide no more

# Got to be true to myself

# And it feels like I am just too close to love you...#

Right, now, to help me teach this move, I've got two people. As always, I've got Richard.

-I'm ready for this one.

-And with me this week, Ceallach Spellman.

-Yo, what's going on?

-Boom, boom, boom.

-Oh, I love it. That is swag.

Just a casual little thing that we do all the time.

-We just got a clap for our handshake.

-Yes!

What I'm teaching this week is a move that goes from left to right and to right.

-All it is - a little bit of isolation...

-Oh, dear.

You grab your chest, move it in, push out, in, and push out. Easy.

-We could be doing that.

-I wake up isolating, that's how I wake up. We're going from right... to left.

Right, so what we do, hand on chest. Put your hand on your pectoral. That's your muscle there.

-Push it in and move your chest around and then pop out again.

-Backwards.

It's like you're going round but push your whole body and then pop out.

That's really hard!

So go one... Pause for a second, let your chest be like...

Then push back and go out to the other side.

-Ah! I can't do the other side!

-Let's see it from you first.

-Push out, yeah.

-Then it goes around this way?

-Don't go and just leave your foot out.

-That's what you did!

-Go like that and then push.

-Yeah, I've got this.

-I've got that.

Now we're going to try to the music. I'm going to count you in, right? I want absolutely everybody joining in.

I am ready for this.

Ready? Three, two, one, go.

One, pop! Two, pop!

-Stop, stop, stop, then you compose yourself. Ready?

-I want to see this swaying.

Three, two, one, now.

Pop. Pop. One more, pop. And again. One, and again.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-You're just making me laugh.

-It was beautiful.

-Do it one more time.

-Isolate, pop. Isolate.

-Boom.

-Now, boys, as I say, always practise.

-After your homework/revision!

So that is Dance Download complete.

Hey, what's up? We're the Far East movement. Here's a joke for you.

I got it, I got it.

Why did the little kid sleep with a ruler by his bed?

Wait, wait. He slept with a ruler by his bed? Why?

To see how long he slept!

Welcome to Movie Download!

HIS VOICE IS MUFFLED

Sorry. Sorry, guys.

Don't be scared, it's only me, Cel. I didn't mean to scare you.

The reason I did that, though, is because this week's Movie Download is a special one.

It's a monster-themed one, and I'm giving you my favourite monster-themed films

that are coming out this year. The first one is probably the most anticipated film of the year -

it's Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2. But remember, it's one for you older ones.

They split the final book into two parts.

In the first part, Bella gave birth to a half human, half vampire baby,

and at the end she was alive.

In part two, Bella and Edward are loving life, looking after their baby.

However, all is not well. The head vampire, Volturi, wants to take the baby from Bella.

So it's down to the Cullen family to get clans from all over the world

to come together to take a stand against the head vampire. Will they succeed?

It's going to be full of action, it's going to be very tense.

Let's take a look at Breaking Dawn Part 2.

After 18 years of being utterly ordinary...

I finally found that I could shine.

I didn't expect you to seem so... You.

So beautiful. We're the same temperature now.

And only last month they were still doing some pickups and re-shoots from Part 2,

so guys, get a move on! It's due out soon! OK, next up is ParaNorman.

Now, this is a 3-D stop-frame animation film.

Norman Babcock is a normal guy in his town, but no one really likes him.

However, he has a paranormal power, enabled to talk to the dead.

He's like, "All right, ghosts? Hiya, mate. All right, zombie?"

Then suddenly his town has been taken over by zombies, by witches, by ghosts,

and it's down to him to save his town.

He wants everyone to like him, but can he do it?

It's going to be really funny and I'm really excited for this film.

Let's have a look at Norman in action.

-Norman!

-He's so...

-Norman.

Argh!

Is everyone all right? Nobody got bitten?

-I bit my tongue. Does that count?

-It's really scary.

There's nothing wrong with being scared, Norman,

So long as you don't let it change who you are.

Aaaaah!

Max, do something!

And you might recognise, it is also made by the people who made Coraline.

And Norman, if you're out there, if ever my town, that happens, would you mind coming over?

We'd really appreciate your help. OK, next up is Hotel Transylvania.

This looks like a really fun film.

Count Dracula is hoping this Hotel Transylvania, where monsters such as

Frankenstein, Bigfoot and Mummy come stay there to take a little break,

have a little breather from the human world.

However, when Jonathan, a normal human being, comes to stay there,

Count Dracula has to go into protective mode because Jonathan falls in love with his daughter.

It looks a really fun film with some great people voicing the characters.

Adam Sandler is voicing Count Dracula.

Selena Gomez - hi there, Selena -

is voicing his 118-year-old daughter, Mavis.

And popstar Cee Lo Green is doing the voice of Murray the Mummy.

So let's take a look at Hotel Transylvania.

Welcome to Hotel Transylvania!

It's a place I built for all those monsters hiding from the persecution of humankind,

a place of relaxation and tranquillity.

-Hello?

-It's just a normal hotel, nothing going on here.

-Ah! What's happening?

-I'm terribly sorry, it's my mistake.

What is wrong with you people?!

I think I might have to go have a stay there because I'm described sometimes as a bit of a monster.

I'm so funny(!)

OK, so that is my monster movie previews done.

Now over to Georgia for a movie mistake.

This week we revisit Zac Efron and the gang in High School Musical 2

as they work at the country club for the summer now school's out.

Here, the winner of the country club talent show is about to be announced.

Keep an eye out for the movie mistake as Ryan is given his trophy.

The star dazzle for this year goes to, of course, our one and only...

My brother, Ryan Evans!

Atta boy!

Did you catch it? Rewind time.

As Ryan hugs his sister, you can see the star on the top of his trophy break off and fall to the ground.

Oops!

When we next see Ryan being congratulated, though,

the trophy has repaired itself and the star has returned.

Now that's what you call a quick fix. Movie Download complete.

Right, now it's time for Hot or Not,

the part of the show where we discuss topics and say whether they're hot or not.

Now, joining us today, we've got a special guest, extra, extra special guest, Professor Green.

-Now, can I call you Professor, because it sounds cool?

-If you want, yeah.

Now, Professor, Hot or Not is we discuss topics and we sit on this side if it's hot

and on this side if it's not. So do you want to kick off?

Cool, yeah, all right, then. My Hot Or Not is

-salt and vinegar crisps.

-Send them over here, chef!

Salt and vinegar are my favourite flavour of crisps, by far.

They're not my favourite but they're up there. Nah, I won't touch them.

I have to have them in a fresh pack, you see.

-I have to have them in a sandwich.

-In a sandwich they're good.

Don't you find they can be like way too salty, like really overpowering?

-You like cheese and onion, don't you?

-Yeah!

-They are disgusting!

-No, everyone loves them.

If you each cheese and onion, you can't we have a conversation unless you're on the phone.

All right, well, that's hot.

The next one is Daniel Craig's filming the new James Bond film, called Skyfall.

So my Hot Or Not is James Bond.

You can't knock a bit of James Bond.

Squeeze up, there's room. You can't not like James Bond.

I'm just like deliberating. Some of the old films are just really bad.

-He's gone through the ages, Mr Bond. I don't know how he's still living.

-OK, he's pretty cool.

And let's not forget the gadgets.

No, you can't be on the hot side and say he's pretty cool.

It's James Bond. He drives a car that can go anywhere.

-I really like Daniel Craig.

-Yeah, I think he's my favourite Bond.

It probably would've been Sean Connery before.

There was a class to him. But Daniel Craig, because the character isn't, you know,

-James Bond isn't actually a very nice bloke. And I think Daniel Craig gets that across.

-Yeah, yeah.

Would you ever do a soundtrack for James Bond?

I don't think I've got the voice. I mean, Diana Ross - Professor Green...

-It's a new character.

-We could take it somewhere else, yeah.

You could bring out the evil side through song.

# He's in his car, and he's on his way...ba-ba-bom... #

LAUGHTER

Yeah. You're a really good presenter.

I've cut the song.

-So that's Hot.

-Right, my Hot or Not is a web suggestion, and it is

mushy peas. And it's from Crimson Viola Princess.

I'm not going to lie -

are those just normal peas that have been mushed up?

Cos they don't look like mushy peas!

-I like it with my fish and chips.

-That's cos you're a Northerner.

Yeah, I wouldn't have them with anything else.

-Anyone going to try them?

-Cel, obviously.

Come on, Cel, have a big spoonful.

ALL CHANT: Ceallach! Ceallach! Ceallach!

They definitely need a bit of gravy and chip in there.

So mushy peas are Hot,

but for my Hot Or Not I'm going to go to an audience member -

Ryan is over here.

ALL: Hi, Ryan.

-So Ryan, what's your Hot Or Not?

-High-tops.

Oh...!

-What do people like about high-tops?

-They're wicked with shorts, I think.

I think they're cool with absolutely everything.

How many high-tops have you got, and how many high-tops have you got?

Oh... I've probably only got about three or four pairs.

I've got more high-tops than Pro Green.

-Ryan, what did you think?

-I think they're Hot.

-WHOOPING

-Thank you, Ryan. Cheers, mate.

My Hot Or Not is fairy tales.

The movies have got lots of remakes of fairy tales at the moment...

-Snow White, Mirror Mirror...

-Shrek, because it mixes everyone together.

What do you think?

-I think it's got to be Hot.

-Yeah, I think they're Hot.

I'm with you on the Shrek thing, I like the humour involved.

Do you like the whole fairy tales being made into movies thing?

-When they're modernised...

-It depends on how well they're done.

I like Toy Story better than Shrek.

I've never ever watched a Toy Story film.

-You've never seen Toy Story?

-Never seen Toy Story.

Man, what planet are you living on?

# You've got a friend in me, doo-doo-doo

# You've got a friend in me

# Doo-bom ba-ra-ra... #

-Anyone else know any of the words?

-No.

-So are we all Hot, for fairy tales, then?

-Yeah.

KLAXON

Oh - Mr Klaxon. That signifies the end of Hot Or Not.

Massive thank you to our guest, Professor Green...

CHEERING

He'll be sticking around to perform his latest single, Remedy,

-but it's a special version for Friday Download.

-It is indeed, yeah.

And for now, that's Hot Or Not Download complete!

How do I get down?

-So Nathan, if you were a girl, what would your name be?

-Sarah.

# I got the remedy

-# Oh, we let it go

-# We let it go

# So won't you come sit next to me

# I got the remedy... #

-I'm here with Georgia.

-Hello.

-Sadie J. Many more characters.

-For your quickfire questions.

-OK!

-Are you nervous?

-I'm so nervous.

I'm going to bring it right down to intensity.

Georgia... That's my intense face. You have 60 seconds

to answer as many of these questions from the audience that

I have in my hand. Answer as quick as possible.

Be honest, be entertaining. Most of all - be quick!

-Are you ready?

-Yes.

-60 seconds on the clock, please.

Just remember, Georgia - you've got Richard to beat who's top,

-Samson's on 15, Tulisa got 14, Carla got 12.

-OK.

-What did you get last series?

-I think 12, 14, something around there.

-Try and beat that.

-OK.

Time...starts...now.

-What's your favourite ice cream flavour?

-Vanilla.

-If you could be an animal for a day, what would it be?

-A parrot.

-Who sings the theme song to Sadie J?

-Me.

-What's been your worst fashion mistake?

-Oh, gosh.

Maybe long socks?

-One Direction or The Wanted?

-Ooh...!

One Direction?

Of all the Download presenters, who's the most organised?

Organised? Erm...

..Tyger?

If you could be a ninja animal, what would it be and why?

-What's a ninja animal?!

-Just make one up.

A chipmunk!

-Spots or stripes?

-Spots.

-What's your favourite sport?

-Er, high jump.

What musical instruments can you play?

I used to play trumpet.

-What is your favourite subject at school?

-English.

If you could only own one pair of jeans, what colour would they be?

Pink.

-What's your favourite song?

-Oh, gosh. No Scrubs?

-Have you got any pets?

-No.

-WHISTLE BLOWS

14. Which doesn't put you there, or there...

Same as Tulisa, but above Carly Rae Jepsen.

Oh. Poor Carly.

Sorry, Carly. You're moving down.

-Do you want to go above Tulisa?

-I don't really mind. Maybe.

Sorry, Tulisa!

-And we'll put you here.

-OK.

There we are. So, Georgia...

-joint third spot with Tulisa.

-That's not bad.

I think it's the same as last series, but that's not too bad.

Boom. That's Georgia's quickfire questions done.

Now, I've never really been good with heights.

So when I found out I was doing rock climbing,

I got a little bit nervous.

But luckily I had a UK champion teaching me the ropes.

So let's see how I got on.

So - welcome to Weekend Download.

This week I'm going to be doing rock climbing.

But lucky for me, it's indoors.

-Hiya, guys. I'm Richard.

-I'm Buster.

-I'm Molly.

So tell me what you guys do.

We're both members of the British Climbing Team,

and we travel around the world doing climbing competitions.

-So do you do outdoor and indoor ones?

-Yeah, we do both.

-Wow.

So, I climb trees and stuff, but I've never actually done rock climbing.

First of all we'll do some of the lower-down climbing.

And then later on we'll get roped up and try the big routes.

I'm quite scared for that.

So, equipment-wise I've got my little harness,

I've got my little bag,

it's got my little white stuff in it, so is there anything else I need?

You're going to need a helmet.

You guys don't need a helmet, you're professional, right?

-Let's go and get my helmet and let's get started, yeah?

-Yeah.

-Wicked.

So this is the small wall?

This one's for beginners, because it's got a really soft floor.

So I don't need a rope for this, right? Oh, I'm scared already.

So what's the first step, to get to the top?

So first of all you need to get a vague idea of where you're going.

If I want to get to there,

can I just grab any one, right?

Well, it's better to grab the big ones and try and do it

nice and slowly and controlled.

OK...

And then climb down a bit, and step up.

Right. I'll have a little go.

Yeah, that's good.

How do I get down?

Try and remember how you got up first, and try and reverse it.

Right, it was here...

-then here.

-Yeah. Well done.

So I'm quite strong with my arms, it's the legs that I worry with.

Legs are really important,

cos obviously they're much stronger than your arms

-so you want to use them as much as possible.

-OK. So what's next?

Yeah, so another really important skill in climbing is called

traversing, which is where you climb across rather than upwards,

so what you've got to do is look for grips which go sideways

and just move across left or right.

We also use it to warm up and get the blood pumping in our fingers.

-So it's basically just moving...

-Across.

Across the wall. So basically you've got to think about

what your next move is again.

So if you grab the blue one or something...

Bring your feet lower. Yeah?

So how am I doing, guys?

-You're doing pretty well.

-It's time for your final mission.

-Mission?

-Your mission,

if you choose to accept it, is to climb that big wall over there.

MUSIC: Mission: Impossible Theme

Right, erm...

Can we go now? No, I'm joking, I'm ready for it, I accept the mission.

Right. I'm all harnessed up...

and I'm ready to face the big bad wall.

Yeah, so first we need to check if your harness's buckles are done up.

-Right.

-And then we need to tie your knot using a figure of eight.

The knot is called a figure of eight because it looks like an 8.

And now we need to tie a stopper knot, in case that comes undone.

Always make sure your knot is tied by an experienced climber.

Now...I'm ready to go.

Come on, Richard...

-Get that big green one.

-Bring your feet up now.

Put your feet gently on the holds.

Big black one... Yeah, that's it.

There's another big green one above your head.

Really good green one.

Yeah, it's really good. Bring your feet up.

Staring up at a climbing wall can be a pretty frightening thing.

But it's really not that scary once you start.

Get down to the nearest climbing centre for a lesson.

It costs about £15, and they'll provide all the gear and instruction.

Step two - conquering your fear.

First of all start off on a small wall.

Then, once you feel comfortable, go on to a bigger wall,

making sure you're always roped in.

To start, place your foot on the lowest safe hold.

Once you feel secure, reach up and pull yourself up on another.

Repeat until you're as high as you feel comfortable.

Make sure you're always wearing your safety gear,

and you're roped into an instructor.

Plus, under-18s should always wear a helmet for safety.

Yes! I've got it. I've made it to the top.

Listen, I'm so happy but so nervous at the same time.

I can't wait to see you guys at the studio and tell you all about it.

That's Weekend Download complete.

Just need to work out how to get back down.

Guys? Guys...?

Heights?! What heights?

That's Weekend Download complete.

Welcome to this week's Music Download.

Usually I would have Aidan with me,

but I've got two very special guests.

-It's Nathan and Max from The Wanted!

-Hello.

So you guys will be sticking around,

I'll be telling you some of my picks and you tell me what you think.

Chasing The Sun - I want to say, it's a wicked song,

but let's have a look at the video.

# I'm better, so much better now

# Look to the skies, give me life, we're together now

# We've only just begun

# Hypnotised by drums until forever comes

# You'll find us chasing the sun

# They said this day wouldn't come, we refused to run

# We've only just begun, you'll find us chasing the sun

# Oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh

# Oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh, you'll find us chasing the sun

# Oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh

# Oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh, you'll find us chasing the sun... #

It's a wicked tune. The video's brilliant too.

-Example wrote it and produced it, right?

-He did, yeah.

He did, yeah. When he recorded it he sent it to us and said,

"Have a go, boys, see what you think." We love it, so cheers, mate.

But you also write your own stuff too, yeah?

We've been writing for the last couple of weeks, a bit in America.

We're writing with Dappy and with LMFAO when we go to America.

Talking about America - you've pretty much broke it out there.

-What's been the highlight?

-I'd say going on all the big TV shows

like The Voice, American Idol...

What are the fans like over there, are they different?

They like camping. They like to camp outside hotels and stuff.

Are they a bit more manic, or more laid-back?

They're a bit more organised, they bring tents and stuff like that.

They buy you a lot of doughnuts.

-Well, good luck with the single anyway.

-Thank you.

But my next pick is Rihanna with Where Have You Been?

# Where have you been

# All my li-i-ife?

# All my li-i-i, i-i-i, i-i-i, i-i-ife

# Where have you been all my li-i-i-i-i-ife?

# Where have you been all my li-i-i-i-i-ife?

# Where have you been all my li-i-i-i-i-ife?

# Where have you been all my... #

-So, Rihanna. Do you love her?

-Awesome. Love the new song.

-What's your favourite bit in the song?

-The chorus is really catchy.

I like the end. Kind of builds into a crescendo of noise,

and she really gives it that RiRi attitude, as they call it.

It's quite different from what she usually does.

But it's probably going to do well because it obviously is Rihanna.

-Yeah, it's a rave tune.

-Have you met Rihanna?

-Yeah, we have.

-How was that?

-It was cool. She's a big celebrity.

Yeah. She's taller than me.

-Well, that's not hard, is it?

-Wicked.

Right, so my next pick is SD-Jem with Roll With Me.

# We start a fire, make it hot, oh-oh-oh

# I'll take you to the land that never stops

# And I'll be blowing all your systems up

# We burn it up, oh!

# We start a fire, make it hot, oh-oh-oh

# I'll take you to the land that never stops

# And I'll be blowing all your systems up

# Oh

# Roll with me, roll with me like that

# Roll with me, roll with me like that

# Roll with me, roll with me like that... #

-So, what do you think of that track?

-Tune.

-Sounds really cool.

New group.

They're really new. They're brother and sister and they've been around for about six months,

and they supported Cher Lloyd and they're getting

-really good feedback.

-Superb.

Obviously, you guys are doing what you're doing really well, but what advice

would you give to anyone who's watching and wants to start a group?

Just try and enjoy it. If you're not enjoying it, then don't do it.

Cos we have a great time and you've got to make each other laugh.

Keep the banter going.

Exactly, yeah, keep the banter going

and be nice to your fans cos they're the reason why you are where you are.

Aw, wicked. So, there you go, you heard it.

If you want to start a band, do all of that.

But my next pick is Alexandra Burke with Let It Go.

# Time can be the perfect remedy

# Let love the lead the way

# So feel you heart, let it show

# Give it just a little more

# Come on, baby bring the back light

# When life is hard, let it fall

# Put your hands up to the sky

# Come on, baby bring the back light

# Let it go, go, go, go

# Let it all go

# Let it go, go, go, go

# Let it all go. #

I think the single will do well and she'll actually be performing next week

-so make sure you guys watch that. Oh, great.

-Superb!

Thank you for coming on this show, it's been a pleasure.

-That's all right, thank you.

-No problem, it's been a pleasure.

-We always like coming on here.

-Well, hopefully, next time, you can bring all of them.

-Yeah, they're in bed.

-Are they?

I don't know where they are.

-What do you think of Professor Green?

-He's a legend.

We've actually got him performing his new track, Remedy,

so everyone give it up for Professor Green!

APPLAUSE

-# I sell it by the bottle

-Yeah, yeah, yeah!

# Oh I'll make it last all night

-# Don't worry 'bout tomorrow

-Friday Download, are you ready?!

# I got the remedy

# Oh, we let it go So won't you come sit next to me

# I got the remedy

# You never know I could give you what you need

# I got the remedy

# My life's enough for anyone to get gassed

# And still get a quick table looking like November the 5th

# I won't remember anything memories are myths I'm an artist

# It's an art to me Last seen partying with ...

# True, it's half ten And I'm looking in the mirror at me

# So how come I can see two and a half men?

-# I sell it by the bottle

-I ship it by the crate

-# Oh, I'll make it last all night

-Wide awake

-# Don't worry 'bout tomorrow

-I got the energy

# I got the remedy

# We let it go

# So won't you come sit next to me

# I got the remedy

# You never know

# Oh, I could give you what you need

# I got the remedy

# She got me in her eyes, no seeing

# I'm in a vibe on a hype I could go all night no re-est flow b-est

# No t-est, got chicks No DS

# Jolly cos I bring my ... between my thigh

# And won't somebody body send Kate Nash my love?

# In a state of confusion Is a problem I solve by way

# Of solution I'm going to start a revolution with my recipe

# Put it in a bottle Call it the remedy

# Anybody ever say They're better me in rap?

# You know I got the remedy for that are you mad?

# You need medicine, therapy in fact

# And you know I got the remedy for that are you mad blood?

-# I sell it by the bottle

-Yeah, yeah, yeah

-# Oh, I'll make it last all night

-All night

# Don't worry 'bout tomorrow

# I got the remedy

# We let it go

# So won't you come sit next to me

# I got the remedy

# You never know

# I could give you what you need

# I got the remedy

# Give you what you need

# I'm going to...

CBBC, are you ready?

# I got the remedy

# Oh we let it go so won't you come sit next to me

# I got the remedy

# You never know I could give you what you need

# I got the remedy

# You never know I could give you what you need

# I got the remedy

# You never know I can give you what you need

# I got the remedy. #

APPLAUSE

Everyone give it up for Professor Green!

That's Music Download complete.

APPLAUSE

So, now it's time for Fail Download and this week,

we've searched the land of fail

and we've found a grizzly bear that's failing at being a wild animal.

Instead of just chilling, walking around and eating fish,

this grizzly bear is trying to take my job and be a dancer. Let's have a look.

There he is, Mr Bear, hanging out in the middle of a forest,

being a bear like he's supposed to be. But wait...

Hold on a minute, what's he doing?

He's actually stealing my moves!

He's no longer being a bear.

Instead, he's having his own Dance Download.

# Ready, set, let's go

# Dancefloor pro. #

APPLAUSE

Absolutely amazing.

If he wants to take my job on Dance Download next week,

I'd definitely let him. Grizzly Fail Download complete.

-OK, so we're here with Nathan from the Wanted.

-Hello.

He's going to do the Star Download.

So, basically, you've got to answer as many questions as possible and you've got to beat 20.

-Think you can do it?

-Not really, 20's ridiculous in 60 seconds.

Well, try. So, Nathan, you've got 60 seconds to answer as many of these questions...

-Right, you better be quick!

-..from the audience I have in my hand.

Be honest, be entertaining and most of all, be quick. Are you ready?

Yeah. 60 seconds on the clock. Right, let's go.

-Lilac Tiny Lizard, "Who tells the worst jokes in the band?"

-Uh, Max.

Gold Elastic Girl, "If you could choose anyone else to join The Wanted, who would it be and why?"

Justin Bieber, for the money.

Cream Jelly Girl, "If you were a girl, what would your name be?"

Uh, Sarah.

Fire Opaque Volcanic Firepod, "Do you like cheese? If so, what type?"

Blue cheese.

Stormy Dolphin, "If you could have any animal power, what would it be?"

Um...speed.

Mustard Muffin Mallard, "Who's your idol?"

Um, Michael Buble.

Mustard Dancing Tomato, "How do you like your chicken?"

What are these names?! Well done.

-Magnetic Giant King, "What are you scared of"?

-You.

-Green Netball Ladybug, "What is your pet hate?"

-You!

Star Stone Groovy Girl,

"What is the most embarrassing thing you've done?"

Um...sang on a stage in front of old people.

-Till Star Disney, "Who out of the guys takes the longest to get ready?"

-Me.

Sunstone Creative Caramel, "If you weren't a singer,

-what would your job be?"

-Um... backing singer.

-Brown Calm Vampire, "What's your favourite cartoon character?"

-Peter Griffin.

WHISTLE BLOWS

OK, so I can confirm we've got the score in and it is...

-Ah, brilliant.

-13!

Um, wow. So you've just beat Barney.

Right, she can go!

So, you beat Barney, but you haven't beaten Tulisa.

Barney can go down here because his song's so catchy!

Maybe you should try harder.

Well, he just talks quick, doesn't he?!

And he can dance good so...

-Favouritism.

-Still good, you're not last!

Welcome to Just For Laughs, I'm joined by the sick Professor Green

and I'LL show you guys another really cool card trick to impress your friends with.

Right, I'm just going to jump straight into it.

I've got a pack of cards here and basically the selection process

we're going to do is I'll riffle through the cards like this,

-you're going to say "stop", pick the card and that will be your card, OK?

-Cool.

Right, so...say "stop" whenever you want. Yeah.

-Stop.

-You happy?

-Yeah.

Have a look at your card, I'm not going to look.

Show it to everyone around.

Make sure people see it. I'll just stare at the studio ceiling.

-Cool.

-Yeah?

Right, so, put that down, back on the deck.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

-Happy with that?

-Yeah.

-I'll give the cards a bit of a shuffle.

Bit of a fancy shuffle.

Now, with a bit of magic and a little hand movement, I'm going to

look through the cards and one of the cards in the deck will have changed

colour and it's actually going to have turned red...

and there it is. Now, there's one red card in the deck.

Could you please take that card and tell me if it is your card?

-It's not.

-Is it not?!

It is!

APPLAUSE

Basically, this trick is very easy to do

and the main bulk of it I taught you guys in series two.

It's called a "card force".

The only thing you are going to need for this trick is a red pack of cards.

You'll only need one of them, but you will need one.

Basically, you get your red pack of cards and pick any random card

out of that pack, it really doesn't matter what it is.

This morning, I randomly picked the king of clubs.

So, what you do with the red king of clubs,

or whatever card you've chosen, is you put it second from the bottom.

Therefore, when you spread out the deck like this,

no-one really thinks, "Oh, there's some red cards in there."

So that's the first bit of trickery.

But the most important thing is that you get the blue king of clubs,

which I'm just going to find...

That goes on top.

Now I'll use a card force to make you pick that card.

So, what happens is you need to make sure you're holding the cards

like so with these three fingers on top of the card,

then as you riffle through the deck, you tell me to stop.

What happens is that you're not picking that card, but these fingers

are going to hold on to this card and I'll slide out all the cards between

this card and the top card which quickly makes that go onto there.

If you do it quick enough, it looks natural so no-one thinks you've done anything dodgy.

But now, the card that he's picked is the king of clubs. That is blue.

So, all that really happens now is you have to give the pack a little shuffle.

Try and keep them face down.

As you go through the pack like this, there will be one red card

and it will be their card.

Make sure you don't let the person you showed the trick to inspect

the pack afterwards because the blue king of clubs

will still be in the pack.

-It's always sleight of hand, isn't it?

-Yeah.

I normally catch people out, but well done.

Fair enough, thanks very much.

So yeah, get practising and you'll be the coolest kid

in the playground or the coolest guy on the tour bus.

Thanks very much, Professor Green.

That is the Just For Laughs Download complete.

OK, so this week's tributes are for a Brighton boy who made it big on the web.

-Any ideas?

-I can't say no to that one, Georgia.

Must be our friend from the show, Conor Maynard.

Indeed it is, let's take a look.

# Wasn't looking for trouble But it came looking for me

# I tried to say no, but I can't fight it, she was looking lovely

# She kinda reminds me Of a girl I know

# This pretty young thing that I got Waiting for me back at home

# She's got my engines turning This happens every time

# I see a pretty girl and I want to make her mine

# They send my rocket to the sky I want them

# But should I go for them?

# I'm like, Houston I think we got a problem

# Girls, girls, girls I just can't say no

# Never see them coming I just watch them go

# Girls, girls, girls I just can't say no

# Never see them coming I just wa-wa-wa-wa-watch them go

# Take control, making me sweat girl run that show

# It's them girls, girls Girls I just can't say no

# Houston, I think we got a problem

# Some girls are naughty Some girls are sweet

# One thing they got in common They all got a hold on me. #

I'm telling you what. That was epic. I'm loving the finger spin, Conor.

-Loving that, man.

-Nice work there.

-Yeah, it was good.

-So, what is that, Georgia?

-On three?

BOTH: One, two, three... Music Tribute Download complete.

Aidan, right? I've got a joke for you.

All right, Dionne, you're looking rather beautiful today, as well.

What's this joke?

Well, what did one elevator say to the other elevator?

I don't know, Dionne.

I think I'm coming down with something!

So funny!

Welcome to Backstage Download.

We're backstage with today's guest, Professor Green.

We're entering the Soccer Six tournament.

It's on Sunday, Friday Download team.

We're a little bit dusty so I'm wondering do you want to give us a bit of training?

-Yeah, as long as don't make me look bad!

-You'll look amazing!

-As long as you win!

-Ah, we will, we will.

Otherwise, I'm not going to admit to having any part of it.

We'll blame you!

All right then, on my word,

dribble the ball round the cones and pass it back. Simple.

Go!

THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER

Come on!

Oh, what are you doing?! Misca.

Come on, do better than Misca, come on.

That's better, that's quicker, quicker, come on. Yes, yes.

That's more like it. Oh, where's the ball?

Through the cones, not into me.

Yes, Davies, well done. Come on, Drew-Honey.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Don't go there, that way, that way, come on.

Just pass the ball.

Come on, girl, don't let the side down.

What sport is that?

-Right.

-Hands in.

-Who's going to win?

-ALL: We are!

-Who's going to score the most goals?

-ALL: We are!

-That's Backstage Download...

-ALL: Complete!

Welcome to another Style Download.

This week, I'll be visiting 11-year-old Sophie,

who loves parties and is planning a big one.

Hi, my name's Sophie. I'm 11 and I love parties.

In my spare time, I like to dance, sing, act, swim.

I go dancing three times a week.

Time to go surprise her.

# Ripped jeans, skin was showin'

# Hot night, wind was blowin'...#

-Hi!

-SHE LAUGHS

Hi, are you Sophie?

-SHE LAUGHS

-Hi, are you Sophie?

I'm Georgia. I'm here to help you plan your jubilee party.

-Is that OK?

-Yes!

-Cool, can I come in then?

-Yes.

-Thanks.

OK, Sophie. So tell me all about the party you're planning then.

As you know, it's the Queen's Diamond Jubilee

and I love to plan parties.

-But I have no idea how to plan a street party.

-Right, OK.

Well, first of all,

what I'm going to do is I'm going to set you a challenge, if that's OK.

-Yes.

-So this is all about the Queen.

So what I want you to do is I want you to go into your house

-and find as many things you can with a Union Jack on it.

-Right.

-OK?

-Yes.

Then I want you to try and find anything suitable for a tea party.

-OK?

-Yes? The only thing is, you've only got three minutes to do it

-because your friends are going to be here soon.

-OK.

-OK?

Ready? Three, two, one, let's go.

# I like crazy, foolish, stupid

# Party going wild, fist-pumpin' music, I might lose it,

# Blast to the roof, that's how we do'z it, do'z it, do'z it

# Said I got to be the man when they heading my van...#

Wow, Sophie, all this stuff looks great.

You've got the crockery, the poppers.

Not really sure what we're going to use these for.

NATIONAL ANTHEM

But, all the Union Jack stuff looks really good.

I've got one thing to crown this off perfectly. Follow me.

OK, Sophie, now with it being a jubilee party,

I thought we could make some royal crowns for you and your guests.

-I like it.

-Brill. OK, it's quite a simple idea.

I've bought some card, some gems and stuff.

-You know what to do.

-Let's get sticking then.

You're right, let's go.

To make your jubilee crown, you'll need cardboard and decoration gems.

They're only a couple of pounds from arts and craft shops.

Cut the card into the shape of a crown and add your gems.

OK, great. It's about time we took this stuff outside.

-We might need some help.

-Maybe I should ask my twin brothers to help?

-Yes, sounds like a plan.

-Ben and Luke!

-Great, let's go.

-Great. So it looks like we're done.

-Yes.

What time is the actual street party?

-About two weeks.

-Two weeks?

-Did I not mention?

-No, that's cool.

I thought it was today but you know, I am quite glad you said that

because, it's raining, so it's not exactly ideal weather.

But your friends are going to be here soon

and it would be a shame to waste it.

-So what about a practice party in advance, yes?

-Yes.

Great. OK, let's go.

# Girl, tell me how you feel, what's your fantasy?

# I see us on a beach down in Mexico

# You'll be in the high life, soaking up the sunlight

# Anything you want is yours

# I hope you're living life like you should

# You say you never had it so good...#

Preparing for a street party can be a lot of fun.

You need a table to put everything on, plus food and decorations,

bunting is a good idea too

and you can pick up plastic versions pretty cheaply.

We used Union Jack decorations, as it's the Queen's Jubilee

but you could use any theme or colour.

Just imagine you're decorating for a party and you'll be fine.

If everyone in the street creates their own table,

before you know it, the party will be in full swing.

This street party is going to be amazing.

I know exactly what tips to do and what to put on the tables

and if the Queen came, I would be prepared.

TRUMPET

Although I arrived at this party two weeks early, I think it went OK

and two parties for the price of one isn't a bad deal for Sophie.

And that is Style Download complete.

Hello, everyone. Welcome to the Games Download.

I have Rich and Cel here

and the game we're doing today is Doctor Who: The Eternity Clock.

Now, it is a TV exclusive and the game's out pretty soon,

so we are lucky to be able to have this in the studio.

I must mention before I go onto anything else

that this game is probably one for slightly older viewers,

just like the TV series, as in the later stages of the game,

it gets a little bit spooky.

Anyway, Rich, if you'd like to start playing,

I'm going to tell you something before you start,

something you need to bear in mind, that this is a very early stage

in the game and more of the entertainment and craziness

and the little things that happen, happen later.

You're in the TARDIS! I knew it!

Right now, you're playing as the Doctor.

But later, you will be able to play as River Song and other characters.

Why is it only moving from side to side? Can I go through this door?

You're stepping out the TARDIS, mate.

You travel through four different eras,

all in London, from Victorian London, through to futuristic London

and you need to try and solve the riddle of the Eternity Clock.

But something I think is really cool is Matt Smith, look,

isn't that Matt Smith?

-Yes, graphics are pretty good.

-The actor who plays Doctor Who,

pre-production to the game, they must have got him in

and put motion capture all over his body so in the game,

you have got the exact body movements

and the exact mannerisms of the actor who plays Doctor Who.

-It was all right.

-It does look quite basic.

Rich did get a little bit bored.

However, later in the game, it does liven up a bit.

You can use powers in the game and I think it will be more interesting.

Right, so that was Doctor Who: The Eternity Clock

and now it's time for today's gadget.

Here you go, Cel. Let's hit it.

-Where are we going?

-Where are you going?

-See you.

See later, Rich. Bye, mate.

Well, I'll just have to sit and watch telly then, I guess.

Yes, you'd better believe it. Electric scooters.

-Shall we go?

-Let's go, mate.

DROWNED OUT BY MUSIC

Oh, my days.

He's taken a cheeky shortcut.

-What's wrong with going on the inside?

-Bit of sliding.

Oh, he's done it.

He's on his way.

Yesss!

Let's come into the village. Oh!

-I think that's a draw.

-Yes, that's a draw.

I think, I don't know if I'm right, we should go back inside.

-We probably should.

-He's getting a bit lonely.

-Yes.

-Which way's the studio?

-That way. Oh.

-See you.

-See you.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thanks for just leaving me here.

-We had so much fun.

-Best time of my life.

These are the Razor E100 electric scooters.

They go up to 10 miles an hour.

Obviously you wouldn't ride them on the road,

you'd ride them in the park, your garden, driveway or something.

One thing that disheartened me is you can't do tricks on them,

because they're quite heavy and just not designed for that.

-They're pretty much designed for...

-On private land or whatever.

And I must just say, make sure when you're riding

you're wearing the appropriate safety equipment

and also you're riding it somewhere you're allowed to.

-That's important.

-Audience, what you think, yes or no?

-Yes.

-Yes!

Brilliant. So they were the Razor E100 electric scooters

and now it is time for Tyger Versus,

so can we welcome on the rest of our presenters?

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Tyger Versus is the part of the show where I go up against these guys,

have a bit of a competition.

The scores for the series so far is 3-0 to me.

-You got lucky.

-I got lucky, I got lucky. Richard was unlucky.

Anyway, yes, let's find out what I'm playing.

I'm going to need the secret golden envelope. Who's got it?

-Thank you.

-This girl's got the golden ticket.

-Grace?

-Yes.

-Thank you very much. You all right?

-Yes.

I'd just like to confirm that you haven't previously told any of us

the contents of this envelope.

Yes? No? OK, thanks very much. Grace, you're awesome.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Right, so, today's Tyger Versus is a physical computer game.

Using your arms, paddle upstream as fast as possible,

avoid obstacles and pick up golden tokens for an extra point.

Wait and see who has won once the game is finished.

-The console's decision is final.

-ALL: Ooh.

-Right, so let's find out...

-I'm feeling, Georgia on this one.

I hope it's Georgia actually.

-I haven't played for a while.

-Georgia.

-Oh, it's Dionne.

-Come on, Dionne.

APPLAUSE

-I'm so sorry...

-Positive thinking!

-OK.

-I'm nervous.

Swim up the street like a salmon and turn the water off, OK.

Come on, Dionne.

DROWNED OUT BY MUSIC

CHANTING AND APPLAUSE

Jump, jump, jump!

THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER

There's one, there's one coming up.

Oh, he's got one.

Jump!

CHANTING CONTINUES

Right, give us one. Right. Oh, you missed it.

-This one.

-Stay on that side!

-Go right! Jump! Jump!

DROWNED OUT BY AUDIENCE

-Jump!

-Yes.

-Dive!

Left, turn left!

Left! Turn right!

Stop jumping for no reason!

Oh, my days.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Let's see who's won, who's won?

I've won! Oh! Oh, Dionne!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Well done, baby. It was really close. 25 points in it.

-525, 1,200.

-So, I did just beat Dionne by the skin of my teeth

and that makes the score for the series 4-0 to me

and that is the Games Download complete.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

OK, so now it's time for the Sing Download,

where I take you for a song

and this week it's Pixie Lott's Kiss The Stars Tonight.

Do you know the lyrics, guys?

-ALL: Yes!

-Then let's get on stage and let's get singing.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Hands together.

Yeah.

Jump, guys!

CHEERING

Jump!

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Jump!

Thank you very much, Dionne, for that awesome song

and thank you to Max and Nathan from The Wanted.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

And also to Professor Green.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Join us next week when Alexandra Burke will be on the show.

And also you guys can see how we did

in this Sunday's soccer six football tournament.

Come on, Team Friday Download!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-But for now, that's...

-ALL: Friday Download complete.

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