Episode 13 Gigglebiz


Episode 13

Sketch show. Featuring wildlife explorer Rapids Johnson, who enjoys a rare day off at the disco, cheeky old monarch King Flannel, Anna Conda, Humphrey and many others.


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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na here we go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Coming up on Gigglebiz, Ann Teak.

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Nana Knickerbocker,

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The Berito Brothers,

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Humphrey, and King Flannel.

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Ah, yes.

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Teddy!

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HE SNORES

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TOOTING

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HE GRUMBLES

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Right, ladies and gentlemen,

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it's time to judge the fruit and veg competition.

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Mrs Featherstone, that's a splendid strawberry you have.

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Well done. Lovely, that.

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(Five.)

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I was hoping to see you and your apples here, Mrs Blubbington.

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What a marvellous sight. Lovely.

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(Three and a half.)

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Nana Knickerbocker, it's your first year here,

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and you've brought...the, uh...

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I don't quite understand.

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Ah, yes. The beanstalk.

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Yes. It's behind you, Mr Mayor.

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-I'm sorry?

-It's behind you!

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Isn't it a beauty? The secret's in the soil and a few magic beans.

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But look out for the giant at the top. Isn't that right?!

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YES!

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Right, well, first prize.

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Hooray for me!

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Yes.

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Come on in, gentlemen. Follow me. There's lots more to see.

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That's right. Follow me.

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Gather round. Don't worry about that.

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Yes, we'll stop at that later on.

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All right. Shh, shh!

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Shh!

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Now, here we have a very old painting.

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-Doesn't it look real?

-Yeah, it's moving.

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That's because it's so good.

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It's as if its eyes are following you round the room.

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Do you mind?

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And it's talking.

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We'll soon see about that.

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Excuse me! I'm the expert.

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You are just a painting. Now, be quiet.

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If you think I'm a painting, you're no expert.

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Well, how rude!

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I should call security.

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I AM security!

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Wha... I...

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Moving on, everyone. Now, in here...

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And now it's time for your giggles.

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What do you give an injured lemon?

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I don't know. What do you give an injured lemon?

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Lemonade.

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Ha ha! Lemonade!

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HEAVY ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

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HE SNORES

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Hey!

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Hey!

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Hey!

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Hey!

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WHISTLING

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Don't worry. I'll feed the dogs.

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Oh, hello. I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.

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Did you hear about the magic tractor?

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It turned into a field.

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And now this.

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THUNDER RUMBLES

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RAIN PATTERS

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Now it's time for more of your giggles.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

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I don't know. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

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Because he was feeling crummy.

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Ha ha! I love it.

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Hello. I'm Rapids Johnson and I'm here at the disco.

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You're probably thinking, "What's old Rapids doing down here?"

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Well, I'm having a day off.

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I'm listening to some music, letting my hair down and having a boogie.

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Get down, yeah!

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And I don't have to think about pandas at all

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because there's no chance of seeing one here.

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Hello, and welcome to reptile news with me, Anna Conda.

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Now, every now and then, snakes like to shed their skin.

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I'll show you how they do it.

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They wriggle like this,

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and then the old skin slides off their body.

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Like that.

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Leaving new, fresh, snaky skin.

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And that's how snakes shed their skin.

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More reptile news soon. Love and hisses.

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Whoa, whoa!

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DRILL DRONES

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DRILL DRONES

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DRILL DRONES

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# Gigglebiz Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz Gigglebiz ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz giggle it's time to go

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# Cheerio ta-ta bye-bye!

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# Farewell TTFN

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# Arrivederci

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz Gigglebiz ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz giggle It's time to go! #

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Ho ho!

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Sketch show. Wildlife explorer Rapids Johnson enjoys a rare day off at the disco, cheeky old monarch King Flannel has trouble settling down to sleep for the night, reptile expert Anna Conda demonstrates how snakes shed their skin, and Humphrey goes off to fly a kite with his four-legged friend Woody.

Also with the Berito Brothers, Nana Knickerbocker loose on the local flower and produce show, Packed Lunch Pete, who chooses the wrong spot to sit and have his lunch, and Arthur Sleep, everyone's favourite punning newsreader. Including the Gigglekids, children from all round the country who tell Justin their favourite jokes.


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