Episode 14 Gigglebiz


Episode 14

Sketch show. Featuring Postie, who is on a mission to deliver an important letter but ends up in a school sports day, Anna Conda, Humphrey, Nana Knickerbocker and others.


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# Na-na na-na na-na, Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na, ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na, Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na, here we go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Coming up on Gigglebiz,

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Anna Conda,

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Lost Pirate,

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Nana Knickerbocker,

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Humphrey

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and Postie.

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Welcome to Reptile News with me, Anna Conda.

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We have a letter here from a young viewer.

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"Dear Anna, can tortoises fly? Love, Millie Pede."

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Well, Millie, most tortoises can't fly,

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but some can and we call those shellecopters.

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SHE LAUGHS

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Shellecopters!

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More Reptile News soon. Love and hisses.

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Well, Captain Squawk, soon we must set sail for the seven seas.

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First we must buy things for our ship. Ooh!

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There's a merchant. Maybe we can bargain with her.

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Excuse me. I need to buy things for me ship.

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I need an anchor, a hammock, some rigging,

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some rope, some sea biscuits,

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oh, and some bird biscuits for Captain Squawk.

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Oh, and a cannon!

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-I'm not sure.

-Eh?

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You could try that shop over there. They've got a sale.

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-A SAIL!

-That's right, a sale.

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Things that get sold off at a lower price.

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A sail, for me ship, at a lower price!

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Galloping galleons! That is good news!

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No! Not that sort...

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Come on, Captain Squawk. Let's go get this sail and it's cheap.

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Come 'ere.

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Ooh! One sail, please.

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BEAR PLAYS A LULLABY

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HE SNORES

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And now it's time for your giggles.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked out of the football team?

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Why did she get kicked out of the football team?

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Because she ran away from the ball.

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HE LAUGHS

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ALL: Hey!

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Hello, everyone. I'm here!

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Can I help, madam?

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Oh, just call me Nana Knickerbocker. I'm here to see the vet about Dobbin.

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Come on. He's a bit shy. Come on, boy.

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That's right. Here he is.

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Come on. She won't bite.

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But that's not a real horse.

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Oh, yes, he is.

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No. It isn't.

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-Oh, yes. He is.

-Oh, no. He isn't.

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Come on, everyone. With me.

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Oh, yes... Oh, never mind.

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-Dobbin Knickerbocker?

-Oh, yes. Over here, vet.

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I'll deal with this. Now, Dobbin, are you ready for your injections?

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Where's he going? Come back here, you.

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He's got a matinee. He's running late. What a performance!

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Hello there. I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.

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What do you call a man with a tree growing out of his head?

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Edward. Ed Wood!

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And now this.

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JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS

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SHE GIVES INSTRUCTIONS

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WHISTLE BLOWS

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Yeah!

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THEY CHEER

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Don't you worry, Captain Squawk.

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Our treasure must be around here somewhere.

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We just have to remembers that X marks the spot.

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Right. Let's have a look, shall we?

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What be this?

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E-X-I-T spells...

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Exit! Ha ha!

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And looks! X marks the spot.

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It's our treasure, Captain Squawk!

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Come on. Get digging.

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Excuse me! Excuse me!

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What do you think you're doing?

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Look out, Captain Squawk. It's the ship's officer.

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This is a shopping centre. You can't start digging holes in the ground.

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Look at me map. X marks the spot.

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This is a very old map.

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Is it? You means I need a new one?

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If you'd like to buy a new one, you can get one from one of these shops.

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Where be this shop?

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Come with me.

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Tread carefully, Captain Squawk.

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Now it's time for more of your giggles.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

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I don't know. What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

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A woolly jumper.

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Ha ha. That's one of my favourites.

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WHISTLE BLOWS

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THEY CHEER

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This be strange, Captain Squawk.

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To find a map to replace me old map,

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we've got to use this map to find the shop that sells the maps.

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Ooh! Look, X marks the spot.

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Start digging, Captain Squawk.

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Control, I'm going to need help on the top floor removing a pirate.

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go

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# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye!

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# Farewell, TTFN

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# Arrivederci

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na na-na na-na, Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na, ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na, Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na, it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Sketch show. Postie is on a mission to deliver an important letter but accidentally ends up in a school sports day, reptile expert Anna Conda answers more viewers' letters, while Humphrey finds himself in a kitchen where cakes are made and he is eager to have a go himself.

Also with past-their-best circus acrobats the Berito Brothers, pantomime dame Nana Knickerbocker at the vets with her horse Dobbin, the Lost Pirate all at sea in a shopping centre, and Arthur Sleep, everyone's favourite punning newsreader. Including the Gigglekids, children from all round the country who tell Justin their favourite jokes.


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