Episode 16 Gigglebiz
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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz | 0:00:07 | 0:00:10 | |
# Na-na na-na Here we go! # | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
Ho-ho! | 0:00:13 | 0:00:15 | |
Coming up on Gigglebiz... | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
Farmer Dung! Captain Adorable! | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
Professor Muddles! | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
Dina Lady! | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
And the Lost Pirate! | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
Har-har! | 0:00:40 | 0:00:41 | |
Well, Captain Squawk, I think we've finally found me treasure! Har-har! | 0:00:41 | 0:00:47 | |
To the treasure! | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
Look out! | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
There be other pirates about. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
A beard! | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
He be a pirate, all right, but which one? | 0:01:09 | 0:01:13 | |
Is it Blackbeard? | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
Is it Brownbeard? | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
Or is it the dread pirate Whitebeard? | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
Arrr-rr! It's Captain Hook, my sworn enemy. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:26 | |
Retreat! | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
SWING MUSIC PLAYS | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
-Ahem. -Hiya, buddy! | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
What can Jake get ya? | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
-I'd like a strawberry milkshake with cream. -Sure! | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
Coming right up, sir! | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
Say...you sure do look swell in that uniform. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
All those medals! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
Must be real exciting being out on parade, huh? | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
Young man, | 0:01:58 | 0:01:59 | |
you have a fly in your diner. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
What?! A fly in the diner? | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
Why, I oughta... That's a real nuisance. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
Wh-wh-wh-what are you going to do about it? | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
What do you mean, wh-wh-wh-what am I going to do about it? | 0:02:09 | 0:02:13 | |
I'll show ya. I got some fly spray right here. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
Now, where is he? | 0:02:16 | 0:02:17 | |
Now, you gotta roll your sleeves up real good. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
Yeah. Take the spray, shake it real good | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
and let him have it! | 0:02:23 | 0:02:24 | |
Spray it all over the place! Sure! | 0:02:24 | 0:02:28 | |
Yep! I think I got him. Ha! | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
Excuse me! | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
Say! What happened to you? | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
Mmm-rrr-mmm... | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
Left, right! Left, right! What a hero! | 0:02:37 | 0:02:41 | |
Hello, Farmer Dung. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
Oh, hello. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
Welcome to Dung Farm. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:49 | |
What are you going to show us today? | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
Er...broom-broom! | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
You're going to show us your car? | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
No! Broom-broom! | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
You're going to show us your tractor? | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
No! Follow me. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
GOAT BLEATS | 0:03:03 | 0:03:04 | |
There's a goat, there. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
A lovely goat! Eating away there. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
Oh... | 0:03:09 | 0:03:10 | |
GOAT BLEATS | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
< Ooh! Broom...broom! | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
But I don't see a car or a tractor | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
or anything that goes "broom-broom!" | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
Ahh. Broom...broom. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
Oh, you mean a BROOM? | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
No! | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
Broom-broom. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:27 | |
Two brooms? | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
That's right! Broom-broom! | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
Get it? Broom-broom! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
HE GUFFAWS | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
Oh, my word... | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
Do you get it? Broom-broom? | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
He don't get it. He don't get it. He's wanting his food! | 0:03:41 | 0:03:45 | |
Ohh... | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
And now it's time for your giggles. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
What do you call a duck crossing the road? | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
What do you call a duck crossing the road? | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
A duck crosser. | 0:03:58 | 0:03:59 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
Me sworn enemy, Captain Hook, is guarding me treasure like a hawk. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:10 | |
Don't you worry, Captain Squawk. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
I've got an idea. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
I'll find my way around him, secure the booty | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
and we'll be rich beyond our wildest dreams. Har-har! | 0:04:17 | 0:04:22 | |
Hey? What? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:29 | |
Ooh! Nowhere to hide. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
Don't worry. I've got an idea. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
Now, remember, Captain Squawk, don't give away our disguise. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:53 | |
Oh! Can I help you...madam? | 0:04:54 | 0:04:58 | |
Madam?! I'm no madam. I'm... Wait a second. Oh, yes. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:02 | |
IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: Yes, I AM a madam. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
I was just having a walk over there to see that chest of treasure... | 0:05:04 | 0:05:09 | |
-I mean that chest! -Treasure? | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
Yes. You know, that chest of... that chest of gold! | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
There's no gold in there. It's just a box of flowers. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:19 | |
Are you pirates, by any chance? | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
Oh, curses! He's seen through our brilliant disguise, Captain Squawk! | 0:05:21 | 0:05:26 | |
Ooh! Me treasure's getting away. I'll get you, Captain Hook, | 0:05:26 | 0:05:30 | |
see if I don't! ..Hey! Wait for me, you! | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
I'll split it with you. 80-20? 70-30? | 0:05:33 | 0:05:37 | |
Oh, hello there. I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
Why do golfers always carry a spare sock? | 0:05:41 | 0:05:45 | |
Because they might get a hole in one! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
A hole in one! | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
And now this... | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
It was the start of another peaceful day | 0:06:02 | 0:06:06 | |
in the sleepy little town of Wiggyville. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
All was calm, | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
citizens were going about their business, | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
but trouble was brewing. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
Oh! I say! | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
My vase! It's on top of the car. My vase! | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
What am I going to do? | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
That vase must be worth thousands of pounds, QT. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:40 | |
The slightest bump could smash it. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
Hm-hm. I must make an announcement. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
DRUM ROLL | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
Citizens of Wiggyville, | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
there is a priceless vase on the loose. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
Do not approach it. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
It will only take one fool to knock it over | 0:06:54 | 0:06:58 | |
and it would break beyond repair. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
Let's go to work, QT. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
I'll take the escalator, Bottom. It's quicker. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:08 | |
Ahem! The escalator is in the other room, sir. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:18 | |
Thank you, Bottom. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:22 | |
A-ha! There you are. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
QT, set the scanner up there on the wall. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
Let's find out where that vase is. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
I do hope you can find my vase. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
Hmm... | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
Bad news, I'm afraid, madam. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
It seems your vase is miles away. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
Using all of my super powers, | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
I can tell you that it's well on its way to Daisytown. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:51 | |
-Oh, dear. -Hmm. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:52 | |
Now, I have to think for a moment. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
-Ahem! -Hmm... A-ha! | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
Don't worry! I have the situation completely under control. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:02 | |
Captain Adorable, away! | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
-What seems to be the problem, QT? -My vase! How did it get up there? | 0:08:08 | 0:08:12 | |
Please do not question my superpowers, ma'am. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:16 | |
I will now climb this mighty cliff and rescue the vase. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:21 | |
But how? It seems an awful long way up. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
Not if you have an ejector belt, | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
which will thrust me up to the cliff and I will grab the vase. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:30 | |
Now stand back. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
These jet-thrusters can get VERY hot. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
Any minute now... | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
Any minute NOW... | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
-Is there time to make a cup of tea? -No, I have to concentrate. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:45 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
-Oh, madam... -Well done! My vase! | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
Please! | 0:08:54 | 0:08:55 | |
I move so fast, you probably didn't see me | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
fly up to the cliff, grab the vase, then throw it back down to Bottom. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:03 | |
Good catch, Bottom. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
THEY GASP | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
-Now, how about that cup of tea? -But...but... | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
-No, please, don't thank me. -But... -You'll embarrass me. -My vase! | 0:09:09 | 0:09:13 | |
And I would rescue it again tomorrow. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
Well, I hope you'll take more care when you come into the living room. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:21 | |
-I've 20 more vases in there. -20 more? | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
Captain Adorable, away! | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
ALL: No-o-o-o-o-! | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
I'm sorry, madam, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you a ticket. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:37 | |
Ooh, no, you don't! | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
Oh, yes, I do. You can't park 'ere. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
Oh, yes, I can. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
I've already written a ticket. If you want to complain... | 0:09:44 | 0:09:48 | |
Come on, everyone! He's the baddie! Boo! Hiss! Boo! | 0:09:48 | 0:09:52 | |
Ssh! Ssh. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
Ooh! Well, I never. I've never been spoken to like that | 0:09:54 | 0:09:58 | |
since Aladdin didn't do his homework. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
Oh, what a performance! | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
And now it's time for more of your giggles. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
How do elephants talk to each other? | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
I don't know. How do elephants talk to each other? | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
By ele-phone! | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
Ah! By ele-phone! | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
I love that one! | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
# Da-de-dum-dum-dum. # Ha-ha! Ooh! | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
Hello, there! I'm Professor Muddles. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
Now, for many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many years, | 0:10:26 | 0:10:31 | |
something has saffled bience. I mean, baffled science! | 0:10:31 | 0:10:36 | |
What if an animal can think like a person? | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
Well, with my new thought-swapping headphones, | 0:10:39 | 0:10:43 | |
I shall swap my thoughts | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
into the mind of this cutsie-wutsie funny burry. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:48 | |
I mean, bunny rabbit. Ha-ha. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
Hello. Right, are you ready? | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
Switch her on... Ah... There we are. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
Any second now, the bunny rabbit will start to behave just like me. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:59 | |
Ooh! Yep. Any second now. Keep an eye on the bunny... | 0:10:59 | 0:11:05 | |
Boing, boing, boing! | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
..and it will start to behave just like me. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
Ooh! Lovely! | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
Just any moment now, folks. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
If you just... Boing, boing! ..watch the rabbit. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:18 | |
I need to switch this off. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:19 | |
Boing, boing! Oh, what have we learned? | 0:11:19 | 0:11:23 | |
I don't know. I'm Professor Funny Bunny... | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
Oh, no! I'm Professor... Boing, boing! | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
-Oh, no! I'm Professor... -Muddles! -What he said! | 0:11:27 | 0:11:31 | |
Yes! Boing, boing. Make it stop. Boing, boing. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS | 0:11:34 | 0:11:35 | |
Are you sure you didn't drop all the eggs | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
when you tripped on the step? I think you did. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
If I find out you did... | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
Oh, hello, there, my little spice-racks. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:47 | |
Welcome to Dinner Time, with me, Dina Lady. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
This is my assistant, Tommy Tummy. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:54 | |
Say hello, Tommy. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:55 | |
Hello, Tommy! | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
Today, we're going to have a look at making a jam-and-cream sponge. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:04 | |
Yay! | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
All right, you. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:07 | |
Now, first of all, we need some sponges. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:12 | |
I'm gonna use a car-cleaning sponge for cleaning the car. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:16 | |
-What?! -But you can use other sponges, too. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:20 | |
You can use a washing-up sponge, | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
a bathroom sponge | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
or some make-up sponges. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
You're not supposed to use real sponges. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
Oh, Tommy, my little demerara. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
Now, first of all, | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
spread some delicious home-made jam on your sponge... | 0:12:34 | 0:12:39 | |
like so, | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
and then lashings of cream. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
Ooh! Look at that! | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
DON'T try this at home. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
There you go. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:50 | |
Spread it evenly...like so, | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
and then take another sponge - | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
I'm gonna use a bathroom sponge - | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
to finish it off. Oh! | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
And there you have it. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:03 | |
One delicious jam-and-cream sponge. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
Easy as sponge! | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
I mean, pie. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
See you next time, my little egg-timers. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
Ooh! Hmm. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
# Gigglebiz, Giggle It's time to go | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye! | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
# Farewell, TTFN | 0:13:33 | 0:13:37 | |
# We all hate to say goodbye | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
# But we'll be back again | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
# Na-na na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz | 0:13:47 | 0:13:50 | |
# Na-na na-na na-na It's time to go | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
# Gigglebiz, Giggle It's time to go! # | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 |