Episode 17 Gigglebiz


Episode 17

Sketch show. Featuring Postie, who is on a mission to deliver the mail and needs a head for heights, Nana Knickerbocker, Captain Adorable, Ann Teak and the Gigglekids.


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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Coming up on Gigglebiz...

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Farmer Dung!

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Nana Knickerbocker!

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Captain Adorable!

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Ann Teak!

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And here's Postie!

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HE WHISTLES

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BELL DINGS

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BELL DINGS

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Roll up! Roll up!

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Come and see my amazing jacket potatoes.

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Hello, Farmer Dung.

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Hello there.

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What are you doing today?

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Well, I'm telling everyone about my amazing jacket potatoes.

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You're selling nice, hot jacket potatoes?

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No.

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I'm telling everyone about my amazing jacket potatoes.

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I like jacket potatoes, so I'll have one, please.

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Oh! Right. Stay there and...

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Ha-ha.

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Ta-da!

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Jacket potatoes!

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Thank you, Farmer Dung.

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Potato.

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BELL DINGS

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BELL DINGS

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And now it's time for your giggles.

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What's a duck's favourite food?

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I don't know, what is a duck's favourite food?

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Cream quackers!

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Ha-ha! Cream quackers!

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Altogether now...

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# Everybody loves Nana Knickerbocker. #

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-The horse jumping competition is going to start in five minutes!

-Ooh!

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-Where's my horse?

-Don't worry, dear.

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I've found you a horse. It's the best horse money can buy.

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Oh, Dobbin!

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Here he comes, my dear.

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Ooh, yes.

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What a beauty. Come on, boy!

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-Yes.

-Nana?

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I can't ride that.

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Oh, yes, you can!

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Oh, no...

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-No, I can't.

-And why not?

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It's a pantomime horse.

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All the better, my dear.

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This trusty steed has seen off dragons and giants.

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It's played the Wimbledon Theatre twice.

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Nana, I can't!

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Oh, it's simple, dear. Let me show you how you get on.

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Coming through, here I come, boys.

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Giddyup, giddyup!

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Ooh! What a performance!

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How do you feel about riding a cow?

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Oh, Nana Knickerbocker.

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Hello, I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.

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What did the driver say when he ran over the biscuit?

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Crumbs!

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And now this.

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It was the start of another peaceful day

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in the sleepy little town of Wiggyville.

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All was calm, but things were about to change.

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Well, that's the last of the washing hung out.

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Now, let's just hope it doesn't rain.

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What? Rain?

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This could be a disaster.

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We must check the weather channel.

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Um...

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QT, stop eating the channel changer!

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It's a terrible habit. I don't know...

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Let's see. Blue skies, blue skies, good.

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Blue sk...

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What?

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Just as I feared.

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A cloud!

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This could be a catastrophe.

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The washing could be ruined.

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Only Captain Adorable can save the day.

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I must away!

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Ahem.

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I'm afraid sir's super hero socks are still in the wash

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and far from ready.

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Argh! Another disaster, Bottom.

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How can I keep my super-hero feet warm in this appalling weather?

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I might have a solution, Captain Adorable.

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Ah! My feet are now nice and toasty, Bottom.

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Thank you, QT.

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But I still don't like the look of this weather.

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Ahem.

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Good citizens of Wiggyville, there is a cloud approaching.

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But please, do not panic,

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because I, Captain Adorable, will save your laundry.

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APPLAUSE

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Please, you'll embarrass me.

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I shall now travel at high speed to Mrs Atlee's house

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to begin my work.

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Er, I don't think sir should sprint in those.

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Ha ha ha ha ha! Nonsense, Bottom!

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Away!

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CRASH

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I don't think I should sprint in these, Bottom.

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Er, very good, sir.

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Now, to avoid getting soaked, this washing needs to be taken in.

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Hmm.

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And there may be more. We have to move fast.

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Now, luckily, my tracto-magnetic glove will speed things up.

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One zap from this and the washing will fly off the line

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and into my waiting hand.

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Stand back.

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I think my tracto-magnetic gloves just need a slight adjustment.

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That's better!

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Hey! Where's all my washing gone?

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Hmm, now, we haven't got much time before a storm comes.

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I will have to move like a speeding train

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through every garden in Wiggyville collecting their washing.

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QT, my supersonic boots, if you please.

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-Try these again.

-Have they got jet thrusters on them?

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No, but they do have cute ears!

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You remember what happened the last time you tried to run in those?

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I don't recall.

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But I'll use them anyway!

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To work!

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Make way! Make way!

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Whoa! Noooooooo!

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Ah, um...

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I think these slippers need redesigning, QT.

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I fear the laundry may need another wash, sir.

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I fear the laundry may need another wash, Bottom.

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Yes.

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It was very kind of you to find my laundry

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and to offer to wash it again, Captain Adorable.

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It's my pleasure, ma'am. It's, er, what I do.

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Only another 14 baskets to go.

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Ha ha ha! Careful not mix the colours with the whites, Bottom.

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Very good, sir.

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-HE SNIFFS

-Mmm, smells clean, Bottom.

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HE BREATHES HEAVILY

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And now it's time for more of your giggles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Go on, tell me.

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To get to the other side.

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Oh, no, that's an old one!

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Come along, ladies and gentlemen, don't dawdle now.

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Ah, here we are.

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The highlight of our tour.

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The crown of King Louis of France.

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And I know all about it.

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-Can I try it on?

-Of course not. It's worth millions of pounds.

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You can't even go near it.

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-However,

-I

-can because

-I'm

-the expert.

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I can step over this rope... Would you? Thank you very much.

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There we go. Lovely.

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Now, this crown has a very clever security alarm.

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There are hundreds of invisible beams surrounding the crown

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so if I put my hand across it like so, the alarm goes off.

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-ALARM SOUNDS

-There we go.

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And then a blue light starts to flash...

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Oh, excellent.

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And finally, a security guard arrives straight away.

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Mmm.

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Ah, hello.

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He will take you to the police station, even if you are an expert.

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What are you doing? Unhand me, you brute. I'll call security!

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Security!

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Hello, Farmer Dung.

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Hello there.

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How are you today?

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Well, you know, not too bad.

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I've got the old back problem.

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CREAKING

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All right, though.

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You're going to tell us about different types of soil.

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That's right. First of all we've got clay.

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Clay's all right, but in the summer it gets really hard.

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Right. What about the next type of soil?

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Ah, yeah, top soil.

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Well, normally I use it, but again, mainly around the farm. Smelly!

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And what about the last type of soil?

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Well, there's another one. I tried to use it last year

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but it killed all my cabbages. I don't use this!

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But I do have...this.

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Ooh, this be perfect. I love it. I love it!

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Yeah.

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HE MUTTERS INCOHERENTLY

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Right?

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GURGLING

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Oh, dear.

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Giggle It's time to go

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# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye!

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# Farewell, TTFN, arrivederci

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na It's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Giggle It's time to go!

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# Ho-ho! #

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Sketch show. Featuring Postie, who is on a mission to deliver the mail and needs a head for heights, Nana Knickerbocker, the pantomime dame who has a spot of bother with her horse, and cheery Farmer Dung, who gets very excited about some special potatoes.

Also with Wiggyville's resident superhero, Captain Adorable, who is out to save the laundry from a downpour, and Arthur Sleep, the newsreader with the worst jokes in the world. Antiques expert Ann Teak demonstrates how the security system works in a museum.

Including the Gigglekids, children from all round the country who tell Justin their favourite jokes.


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