Episode 18 Gigglebiz
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# Na-na-na-na | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# Gigglebiz | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
# Na-na-na-na | 0:00:06 | 0:00:07 | |
# Ho-ho-ho | 0:00:07 | 0:00:08 | |
# Na-na-na-na | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
# Gigglebiz | 0:00:10 | 0:00:11 | |
# Na-na-na-na here we go | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# Ho-ho! # | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
Coming up on Gigglebiz, the Burrito Brothers, | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
Captain Adorable, | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
Farmer Dung, | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
Dina Lady | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
and here's Professor Muddles. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
Yes, got you, and again... | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
Oh no, don't switch off! Aw! | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
I don't believe it! That was my highest score too. Ah! | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
Hello there, I'm Professor Muddles. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
Today we'll look at one of the greatest unanswered questions | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
in science - can custard survive in space? | 0:00:43 | 0:00:47 | |
Today, that answer will be questioned. Eh... | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
I mean, that question will be answered using one of these... | 0:00:50 | 0:00:54 | |
Ta-da! Yes... | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
the well-known seesaw and hammer method. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
We shall blast this custard pie into deepest space, | 0:01:00 | 0:01:04 | |
using a scientist's most important tool - a custard-hurling hammer. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:09 | |
Observe... | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
Ah, yes, I think we should have done that experiment outside! Ahem... | 0:01:16 | 0:01:20 | |
-SPLAT! -Oh! | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
Ah, well, I think we have... | 0:01:23 | 0:01:28 | |
I'm Professor Puddles, | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
I mean Piddles, oo-er, | 0:01:32 | 0:01:33 | |
I mean Muddles. Goodbye! Oh dear... | 0:01:33 | 0:01:37 | |
Some redecorating to do... | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
ALL: Hey! | 0:01:50 | 0:01:51 | |
AUDIENCE WHOOPS Hey! | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
Aaaa-tishoo! | 0:02:10 | 0:02:11 | |
-Hey! -Hey! | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
CHEERING | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
All correct, checked all of my pie charts. Good, lovely... | 0:02:19 | 0:02:24 | |
Ooh! Hello there. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
I'm Professor Muddles. It's time to try our experiment again. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
Can custard survive in space? Let's find out. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:34 | |
this time I've opened up the roof, we're ready to go. Let's have a go. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:41 | |
BOING! | 0:02:41 | 0:02:42 | |
Woooo! There is goes, ha ha! We've done it! | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
We've successfully sent a custard pie into space. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
But can it survive there? That's the question. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:52 | |
We now need to send up our very own custard pie expert. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:56 | |
Here he is, Colonel Bobo. Say hello. | 0:02:56 | 0:03:00 | |
Say hello! | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
Funny man. Right...this is no good. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
I think we need... | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
this! Ready? | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
Ah! There he goes. Wonderful! | 0:03:14 | 0:03:18 | |
We've successfully sent the very first clown astronaut into spice... | 0:03:18 | 0:03:22 | |
I mean space. I'm Professor Custard... | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
I mean Professor Muddles. Bye! | 0:03:25 | 0:03:28 | |
And now it's time for your giggles. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
What happens if a vampire crosses a snowman? | 0:03:31 | 0:03:36 | |
I don't know. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:37 | |
Frostbites. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:38 | |
Ha, ha, frostbite! I get it. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
Hello there, I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
How do monkeys make toast? | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
They put some bread under the gorilla! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
And now this... | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
It was the start of another peaceful day | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
in the sleepy little town of Wiggyville. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
All was calm when down on the beach... | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
There, all done, all it needs is a little flag on top. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:16 | |
Edna, have you seen my flag? | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
It's gone! | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
Oh! | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
His little flag - gone! | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
What will he do? That sandcastle can never be finished. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:33 | |
It's a disaster! | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
-Problem, sir? -Yes. We need to find that missing flag | 0:04:35 | 0:04:39 | |
and get to the bottom of this mystery, Bottom. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
-It's Botham, sir. -Exactly - get to the Botham of this mystery, Bottom. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:47 | |
-To the Adormobile! -Very good, sir. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
I think we've arrived. Let the search for the flag begin. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
To save time, I will leap 300 metres onto the beach. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:07 | |
The sand is said to be extremely soft in places, sir. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:11 | |
You're right, it's very sandy, Bottom. So... | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
you two walk carefully! | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
Stand back. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
Away! | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Don't panic! I have found the soft spot, Bottom. Hm... | 0:05:23 | 0:05:30 | |
Ahem, pass me that spade, will you, QT? | 0:05:30 | 0:05:34 | |
Now, team, we have to keep an eye out for a flag. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:47 | |
The trouble is they're very tricky to spot. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
Hm... | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
We only have to hope that my X-ray vision will find one. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:57 | |
-Sir, we might very well... -Bottom, there's no time. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:01 | |
We have to find a flag! | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
Away! | 0:06:03 | 0:06:04 | |
Aha! | 0:06:08 | 0:06:09 | |
I'm sorry, Edna, it's not the same without the flag. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
Your flag! | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
Is that your flagpole? | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
Aha! By all that is good and true, yes it is. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:28 | |
It's just destroyed my sandcastle. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
-Sandcastle? What sandcastle? -You can't see it cos you've destroyed it. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:36 | |
Thank you very much(!) | 0:06:36 | 0:06:37 | |
Please, don't thank me, it's what I do. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:41 | |
I don't think he wanted to thank you, sir. I think he's rather angry. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:45 | |
-Angry?! At me, Captain Adorable?! -HE LAUGHS | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
Come now, sir, let us bury our differences. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
Good idea... | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
There! | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
Well, another mission successfully accomplished, QT, Bottom, ha... | 0:07:00 | 0:07:05 | |
QT, Bottom? Never mind, | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
I'll use my jet thrusters to launch myself out of here. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:14 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
Stand back, everyone. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
We'll dig Sir out of that later. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
Ah, good citizen, with the dog, dig me, please. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:28 | |
GRUNTING | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
Is that a red nose I see? | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
Oh, ha ha! Hello again. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
Ahem, and welcome back to the big custard experiment with me, | 0:07:37 | 0:07:41 | |
Professor Muddles. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:42 | |
According to my calculations, our custard pie astronaut should | 0:07:42 | 0:07:47 | |
re-enter the earth's atmosphere about... | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
now! | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
-SPLAT! -Ha, ha! Excellent. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
And now the answer all the scientists have been waiting for. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
Can a custard pie survive its journey through the depths of space? | 0:08:01 | 0:08:06 | |
Ha ha. Colonel Bobo, would you begin the test, please. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:10 | |
SPLAT! | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
Yes, well, excellent work, a perfect custard pie. Ha ha! | 0:08:18 | 0:08:23 | |
We really have learned something here today, haven't we? | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
I'm Professor Puddles, I mean Custard, I mean Muddles... | 0:08:26 | 0:08:31 | |
Eh... Goodbye! | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
Well done. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
Now it's time for more of your giggles. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:41 | |
Why can't cars play football? | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
I don't know, why can't cars play football? | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
Because they only have... | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
one boot. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
Ha, ha, that was really funny. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
Well, Goldilocks opened the door and there were four bears. I tell you. | 0:08:54 | 0:09:00 | |
DING DONG | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
-Oh. -I think that's the postman delivering my new shoes. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
Oh no, I think it's Prince Charming. He's come to take me to his castle! | 0:09:05 | 0:09:09 | |
I think it's the postman delivering my new shoes. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:14 | |
Nonsense! Coming... | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
Oh, Prince Charming! | 0:09:21 | 0:09:25 | |
Welcome to our humble abode. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
-Yeah, I've got a special delivery. -Oooh! | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
Come on, you! Ha, ha! | 0:09:29 | 0:09:33 | |
That's right, come on through, Princey. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
I'm so excited! Right, I'll take these... | 0:09:35 | 0:09:39 | |
I've been waiting for this all my life. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
Oh, look, everyone, they're glass... | 0:09:41 | 0:09:45 | |
Oh, erm, they're pink slippers. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
Whoever's foot fits these slippers will be able to marry you. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:53 | |
Not really, I'm already married. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
Oh, right, just slip these on... | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
Look, like a glove. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
Oh, yes. Look, Princey, they fit. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
Yes, I will marry you. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
Come here for a cuddle. Ooooh! | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
Princey, wait! | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
Wait for me, I'm ready! | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
Don't you worry, he'll be back. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
SOBBING | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
-What a performance! -SOBS | 0:10:23 | 0:10:27 | |
When you're making choux pastry, use six pairs of shoes. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:33 | |
Preferably ballet shoes though. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
I always find it you... Oh! | 0:10:35 | 0:10:39 | |
Hello, my little spice racks, and welcome to dinner time with me, | 0:10:39 | 0:10:44 | |
Dina Lady. And this is my assistant Tommy Tummy. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:48 | |
Say hello, Tommy. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:49 | |
Hello, Tommy. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
Now, today we're gonna make some delicious chocolate mousse. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:57 | |
-Mmm! -All right, Tommy. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
Now, first of all, | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
I've got some lovely melted chocolate. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:06 | |
Ooh, Look at that! | 0:11:06 | 0:11:07 | |
Now, next we need a mousse. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
Wait a mo. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
You shouldn't mix up the word "mousse", | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
a word for a light and fluffy pudding, | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
with this, which is an animal called a moose. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:23 | |
Coming through! | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
There we are! Har-har! | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
One moose. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
Now, simply poor the chocolate over the moose. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:33 | |
There you go, my little self-raising flower. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:37 | |
OK! Silly boy! | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
Nice, though. I'll do it. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
There we are. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
Just pour it all over evenly. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
There. Isn't that lovely? | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
And there you have it - one... Oh, hang on a minute! | 0:11:49 | 0:11:53 | |
I forgot something. Silly me! | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
There. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
One chocolate moose - easy as pie. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:01 | |
See you next time, my little apple strudels. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
'Hello, Farmer Dung.' | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
IN A STRONG ACCENT: Hello! What do you think of my vegetables? | 0:12:13 | 0:12:17 | |
-'You're going to tell us about harvesting your vegetables. -Right. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:22 | |
-Nice and simple. -'What vegetables are these?' | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
These are beautiful orange carrots. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
'Sorry, did you say carrots?' | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
That's right, beautiful orange carrots. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
Reggie's got one! | 0:12:33 | 0:12:34 | |
Well done, Reggie! Whay! In it goes. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
'I see. So, how do you harvest them?' | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
It's simple, you know. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
All you do is grab 'em like that and then pull. Right... | 0:12:42 | 0:12:47 | |
Carrot there. And away... | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
Ooh! | 0:12:49 | 0:12:50 | |
There we are. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
Oh! Hey? Right, I'll give it some elbow. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
Woah! | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
Ah-ha-ha-ha! | 0:12:58 | 0:12:59 | |
What happened there, eh, Reg?! | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
We pulled the carrots, we fell over! | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
Look at me leeks! Look at me leeks! FARMER DUNG LAUGHS | 0:13:04 | 0:13:09 | |
Oh, my word! | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
What are we doing, eh? I dunno! | 0:13:11 | 0:13:15 | |
# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho, ho, ho | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye Farewell, TTFN | 0:13:25 | 0:13:30 | |
# Arrivederci We all hate to say goodbye | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
# But we'll be back again | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz | 0:13:36 | 0:13:39 | |
# Na-na, na-na, ho-ho-ho | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
# Na-na, na-na, it's time to go | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho, ho, ho | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! # | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
Ho-ho! | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 |