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# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz

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# Na-na, na-na, ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz

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# Na-na, na-na, here we go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Coming up on Gigglebiz, DIY Dan,

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Dina Lady,

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Farmer Dung,

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Captain Adorable

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and Ann Teak!

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Hello! I'm Ann Teak and I'm here at the auction. How exciting!

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Now, an auction is a place

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where people come to buy and sell old things.

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Simon, here, is the auctioneer.

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He's in charge of it all.

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Now tell me, Simon,

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how many of these old things would you like to own?

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-Lots.

-Oh!

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Naughty, silly Simon. Can't blame you, though...

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Uh, no, Ann, the things for sale in an auction are called lots.

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Yes, I do know that, Simon.

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I am the expert.

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Well, that vase, there, that is a lot.

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-You mean, one vase is a lot?!

-I thought you were an expert.

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I am, Simon, I am.

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Well, this vase is lot 3.

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Ah... I see...

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I think he's gone mad.

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He thinks three is a lot!

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Ten is a lot,

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not three! Silly Simon! Moving on...

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Today we're going to hang a mirror.

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Putting a mirror on the wall really couldn't be simpler.

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First place an X on the wall.

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The best thing for this is a pencil.

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Use that to make a small mark on the wall.

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Once you're happy with where the mirror is,

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you're ready to put a good, strong nail into the wall.

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Then simply hang your mirror on the wall.

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There you go, one mirror nicely put up.

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Now when you go out, you'll be able to look in the mirror!

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There'll be no excuses for not looking your best now!

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It really doesn't need to be difficult.

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Job done!

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And now it's time for your giggles!

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil?

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil?

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You're looking sharp today!

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Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I got the point!

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Going, going, gone! Sold to the lady in the black and white scarf.

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Ladies and gentlemen, we have a beautiful item for sale.

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-It's a very rare collection of china...

-I've been to China!

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I'm the expert.

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Leave it to me. Hello.

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Now, look at this beautiful 22-piece dinner set.

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It's very, very old, yes.

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And worth a huge amount of money.

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Oh, and it's very good.

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I use one of these plates at lunchtime,

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to eat my jam and anchovy sandwich.

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So, shall we get started?

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Who will give me £100 to start the bidding

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for this beautiful 22-piece dinner set?

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£100, £100, £200, £200, £300, £300, £400, £400,

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£500, £500, £600, £600, £700, £700,

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£800, £800, £800, £900, £900,

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sold for £1,000 to the man at the back

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going, going...

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Oh! Gone! Ha-ha...

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Well, this beautiful 22-piece dinner set is now a, um...

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SHE COUNTS

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..a 79-piece dinner set.

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You can invite more of your friends around for tea.

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Well done.

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Um, moving on!

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Hello, I'm Arthur Sleep and welcome to the programme.

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What's green and round and goes up and down all day?

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A pea stuck in a lift.

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And now this.

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It was the start of another peaceful day

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in the sleepy little town of Wiggyville.

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All was calm. But things wouldn't stay the same for long...

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Oh, dear. What a nuisance.

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I've forgotten my bucket.

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No bucket? Well, a bucket's the most important tool a window cleaner has.

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I must make an announcement.

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Citizens of Wiggyville, I...

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Is this thing on?

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I fear not, sir.

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Would you fix this microphone, QT?

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Bottom, do the Adore Mobile!

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Ah...

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It's still being mended after your last trip.

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Bottom, is my supersonic power bike available?

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It's at the back of the shed, sir.

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Ah-ha! To the power bike!

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Like a speeding bullet, I will use my supersonic power bike...

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TING!

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..to find that bucket.

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Sir, like a push?

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I can't hear you, I'm travelling at the speed of sound.

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Careful, sir, travelling that speed by foot can be very dangerous.

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Speed of sound!

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SCREECHING

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Thanks for letting me borrow the bucket, Mrs Callaghan.

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My bucket detector is switched on...

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and it's indicating a bucket around the area.

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Hmm, getting a faint reading...

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No, nothing yet...

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I think I might...

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Ah-ha! There it is!

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The old bucket detector needs new batteries, QT.

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Now, where is the window cleaner?

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Um, he's up there, Captain Adorable.

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-Away!

-Captain Adorable...!

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Hmm... No sign of the window cleaner.

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I think I'll use my new laser-vision goggles.

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Odd - Wiggyville seems strangely yellow today.

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And there's no sign of the window cleaner.

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Perhaps we should go home.

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Nonsense, QT. If there's no window cleaner,

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that means that we shall clean every window in Wiggyville.

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Away!

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-And don't forget the bucket.

-Yes, sir.

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This could get messy, Bottom.

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Yes...I knew it was that way...

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Ah-ha!

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A ladder, perfect.

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To work!

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Thanks for the bucket, Mrs Callaghan,

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I'll take care of this one.

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Where's my ladder gone?!

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Put the bucket down there, Bottom.

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Now, let's see...

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Strange... I'm sure I put a bucket down there. Hmm...

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Away!

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Ah-ha!

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Just the thing!

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Thanks for the ladders. I'll get them back to you as...

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Where's my bucket gone?!

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Ha... Huh...? Ah, squeegee, Bottom.

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Oh, there's my ladder.

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Huh? My bucket!

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-My ladder! Away...

-I think this could take a while.

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Ah-ha! That's my ladder!

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-Cup of tea?

-Definitely.

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-That's my bucket!

-Get off my ladder!

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-That's my squeegee!

-That is not your squeegee!

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Give me my squeegee...

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Did you eat that last cookie out of the cookie jar?

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I'll find out, you know. You know I will, don't you?

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Oh, hello, there, my little spice racks,

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and welcome to Dinner Time with me, Dina Lady.

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Oh! And my assistant Tommy Tummy.

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Say hello, Tommy.

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Hello, Tommy.

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Now, today we're going to be making a curry, ooh!

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But it's not any old curry, it's a special one.

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It's a Thai curry.

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Now, I've prepared the basic sauce already.

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All I need is a tie to go in it.

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Don't I, Tommy?

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I don't think it's called a Thai curry cos it has ties in it.

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I beg your pudding?

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It's a Thai curry cos they eat it in Thailand.

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Thailand is a country far away in the east.

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And if something's from Thailand, we say it's Thai.

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Where did you get that board from? Silly boy.

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Nice, though.

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But it doesn't have ties in it, like this.

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Oh, Tommy, just give me your tie.

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-I need it for my curry.

-But that's my favourite tie.

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In it goes.

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There! All you need to do is give it a big stir...

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Like so...

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And there you have it - one tie curry.

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Easy as pie.

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See you next time, my little sugar cubes.

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Now it's time for more of your giggles!

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-Knock, knock.

-Who's there?

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-I am.

-I am who?

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You don't know who you are?!

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Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! I get it!

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-Hello, Farmer Dung.

-Oh, eh, 'ello, way, ee, oo, eh.

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-Are you going to tell us about these apples?

-Ooh.

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Eh!

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Has he taken one of your apples?

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Eh... Eh!

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Is he not allowed to eat the apples?

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Eh. He-hey!

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I don't understand, Farmer Dung, why aren't you telling...?

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Hey! Hey!

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Thank you, Farmer Dung.

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go

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# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye

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# Farewell, TTFN

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz

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# Na-na, na-na, ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz

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# Na-na-na it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

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