Episode 20 Gigglebiz

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Coming up on Gigglebiz - Gail Force,

Professor Muddles,

Major Boogie,

DIY Dan and Rapids Johnson.

Oh, hello! I'm Rapids Johnson. Still on the quest to find the giant panda.

I'm here at the outdoor adventure shop to find some new equipment

for my next expedition. Ha-ha!

This is Clive, he works here. Hmm.

Now, first of all, I think I need a new coat.

You can't find a panda without a new coat. Wait a minute.

Ta-da! What a coat! Perfect for climbing mountains.

I'll definitely find a panda in this, don't you worry.

Now, I need something else. Wait a minute!

A-ha-ha! Pretty cool, eh?

Perfect for hiking through the desert, even in the bright sun

I'll be able to keep 'em peeled. Oh! There's just one more special thing.

Hang on a minute!

Ah-ha! These are night-vision goggles.

You can see everything with them in the dark,

that means even at night I can keep 'em peeled.

I'll find this panda, or my name's not Rapids...erm...

Johnson! Keep 'em peeled.

Today, we're going to put a picture on the wall.

It's one of the easiest and simplest DIY tasks.

You just need a picture...

a hammer....

and a nail.

First, find a nice spot for the painting to go.

Somewhere on the wall where everyone can see it.

BUMP!

First, take your nail...

..and then gently bang it into the wall with your hammer.

BOING! BOING!

Now take your picture and very carefully take it over to the wall.

And just hang it on the nail.

Now enjoy your picture.

Job done.

Hello! I'm Rapids Johnson and I'm here in this outdoor adventure shop

buying some items for my next expedition

to find the giant panda. Ha-ha!

These are binoculars.

You can see things far away. Yes.

And the giant panda is very shy so I'll definitely need them.

Let's try them out, shall we? OK!

Eh...oooh.

Hang on. I can't believe it!

He's here! In the shop! Come on!

Huh...got you! I... Oh, no! No, false alarm, it's just a sleeping bag.

But it's the sleeping bag I've been after for ages.

This'll keep me warm on those nights in the forest.

I'll find that panda, or my name's not Rapids...um...

-Johnson!

-Johnson!

Let's have another go at putting a painting on the wall.

First you take a nail and hammer it into the wall.

BOING! BOING!

Then take your painting and very carefully hang it on the nail.

It's important to do this job very carefully,

as paintings are very valuable.

Couldn't be simpler.

Job done.

And now it's time for your Giggles!

Why does a dog smell of onions?

I don't know. Why does a dog smell of onions?

-Because it's a hot dog.

-Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha.

A hot dog! I get it!

And remember, when she arrives, bow most politely,

and bow once again. You'll be just fine.

Oh, hello there, my little spice racks.

Welcome to Dinner Time with me, Dina Lady.

Oooh, and this is my assistant Tommy Tummy. Say hello, Tommy.

Hello, Tommy.

Now, today, we're preparing a special dish for a royal visitor.

The Queen!

-Tommy.

-Oh.

So I thought I'd make Her Majesty my favourite dish of all.

Skate and chips.

Now, I've prepared the chips already in this baking tray. See?

There we are.

All we need now is the skate

to make it yummy scrummy for one's tummy.

Oh, oopsie, I left the skate in the larder.

Back in a mo.

Skate is a type of fish.

There are loads of types of fish.

You could have cod...

haddock...

or skate.

And that's what we're cooking for the Queen today. Skate.

Not my roller skate though! Hee-hee.

Oh, there it is, Tommy. I've been looking all over for that.

Thank you. Silly boy.

Nice though.

So simply place the skate on top of the chips like that,

and then just squeeze a little bit of lemon all over it.

There you go, Your Madge. Easy as pie.

See you next time, my little corgis.

I'm Arthur Sleep and welcome to the News.

What do you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?

A bronto-snore-us. Heh.

And now, this.

< Come on, you two, your tea's ready.

Up on a toy shelf in bedroom just like yours and mine,

a tired old tin soldier marches to his tinny tune.

His name? Major Boogie.

But when no-one's around...

Time for Major Boogie, sir!

MUSIC STARTS

LAUGHTER, FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

Back to the boogie box, quick march!

Sorry I haven't written for the last 21 years,

but I've forgotten where you live. There.

Yes. Oh! Ah, hello there, I'm Professor Muddles.

We're going to have a look at this experiment.

Which one is heavier? A bag of flour, or a giant feather? Hmm.

Well, of course, we'll first of all need a flag of bour... I mean,

a bag of flour and a scientist's most important tool -

a giant feather.

Isn't it lovely?

We have a pair of scales here, so we can find out which one is heavier.

Right. Observe. OK. We first of all put the bag of flour in here. Ooh!

Very heavy. I'll use both hands for this, and start pouring it in,

and...aah-aah-aah...

aaachoo!

HE COUGHS

Well, I think we've learnt something here today.

I'm Professor Middles, I mean, Piddles...

I mean, Muddles. HE COUGHS

Aachoo!

HE COUGHS

Goodbye.

Hello. Hello!

I'm Rapids Johnson and I'm here at the outdoor adventure shop

buying some items for my next expedition to find the giant panda.

Now this is a torch and I'm going to need this to see the panda

who loves to move around in the dark.

What you mustn't do is shine this torch in your own eyes,

otherwise, you'll end up dazzling yourself. Ha. Argh!

Dazzled!

I can't see a thing! Oh! Excuse me, sorry about that.

Oh, oh, that's better. Phew.

Right, I'm off to find the giant panda.

Oh, and remember, keep 'em peeled. Ha-ha.

And now it's time for more of your Giggles!

-Knock, knock.

-Who's there?

-Justin.

-Justin who?

-Justin time for chocolate.

-BOTH: Yeah!

Sounds like a great idea!

Well, I'm afraid there's more wet weather on the way here.

In fact, later on, it will be raining cats and dogs.

-SHE SPLUTTERS

-What's going on?

Ah. And that's your weather.

WOOF!

SNORING Panda, panda, panda, panda.

Panda, panda, panda... Where is he? I can't see...Ah.

Hello. Rapids Johnson here. Hmm, must have dozed off for a minute

in this sleeping bag I found earlier. Very comfortable.

Can't start the expedition for the giant panda now

so might as well have a sleep over here.

Being an explorer, you can find food wherever you are.

You just have to look carefully. Hmm, boots. Too chewy.

Socks, too smelly. A-ha! Perfect. Look at this.

A shepherd's pie. Just need to find something to cook it in.

There doesn't seem to be any cooker things. Never mind.

So I'll sleep her till the morning

and then start my expedition as soon as the shop opens.

I'll find that giant panda or my name's not Rapids...

Johnson! Oh!

Good night. SNORING

Panda, panda, panda.

Kim Beal, Kim Beal, Kim Beal.

Panda, panda, panda.

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye

-# Farewell, TTFN

-Arrivederci!

# We all hate to say goodbye

# But we'll be back again

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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