Episode 21 Gigglebiz

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Coming up on Gigglebiz - Anna Conda...

Humphrey...

Dina Lady...

Farmer Dung...

and Rapids Johnson.

Easy, easy, steady now.

Hooray for rapids Johnson.

Hello, I'm Rapids Johnson

and I'm in search of the giant panda.

Now, I'm going to play a panda noise, yes.

If he hears it, he'll come over to me

and think I'm a panda and greet me.

Let's give it a go, shall we? Right.

GROWLING

Excellent. Keep them peeled.

Any sign?

Hmm. No, it hasn't worked.

Let's give it another go, shall we? Right...

TAPE REWINDS

That's not right, hang on. Um, I can fix this.

MUSIC PLAYS

Oh, no. What's going on?

Hang on, just a little technical problem.

What's going on? I need to...

Does anyone know how to fix this?

Um... I'll fix this machine or... I'm not Rapids Johnson.

Um, can anyone help me? I...

Hello, Farmer Dan.

HE MUMBLES

Are you going to show us where the hens lay their eggs?

That's right. Right 'ere.

Have the hens laid their eggs in the hen house?

No. Right 'ere.

Oop, there you go. Right 'ere.

Innit, right ear!

Oh, I didn't expect that, Farmer Dan.

There's one left 'ere too.

Look, left ear!

Right ear, left ear. Right ear, left ear.

-You're not taking this seriously, are you?

-No.

Oh, my word.

Now, look. Tell me about this wonderful picture of yours.

-Well, it's an old picture of my grandmother.

-Really?

-Yes.

People have always said that we look alike.

They were wrong. You don't look like each other at all.

We have the same colour eyes.

Yes, but she's wearing different glasses to you.

But don't worry. I can fix that.

SHE GIGGLES

-There we are. That's much better.

-I don't think that's helped at all.

No, you're right.

She's wearing a big hat and a feather scarf. Hang on a jiffy.

SHE GIGGLES

Ah, yes.

Ah, that's lovely. Now you look just like your grandmother.

Who's next?

And now it's time for your giggles.

Knock, knock...

Who's there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You're welcome.

Oh, ha-ha-ha! Tanks for that.

Hello, I'm Rapids Johnson

and there's no chance of seeing a panda here.

But we may be lucky enough to see a sand bear.

Take a look at this.

Yep, it's a sand bear footprint and we may just see it.

Let's follow it's trail.

The sand bear is a master of disguise.

It can blend in perfectly to it's surroundings.

Look! Another footprint. We're close.

Keep 'em peeled!

Hello. I'm Arthur Sleep and welcome to the programme.

Why do cows lie down when it rains?

To keep each udder dry.

HE GIGGLES

And now this...

DOG GROWLS

Ah...

So I won 57 rosettes in total at the last village fair.

How about that, eh?

Oooh, hello my little spice racks.

Welcome to Dinner Time with me, Dina Lady.

Oh, and this is my assistant, Tommy Tummy.

-Say hello, Tommy.

-Hello, Tommy.

Now, today, we're gonna make a freshly baked loaf of bread.

THEY SNIFF

Oh, there's nothing like it.

I've got some ingredients here in the bowl.

I've got some sugar and yeast and flower.

Oh, and salt.

Now, I'm gonna add some water now, but before I do

I'm just gonna add a sprinkle of my super special secret ingredient.

Pepper.

Now, one little sprinkle of this

will make it yummy scrummy for my tummy.

Off you go, Tommy.

You... What's going on? What is it my little sugar snap pea?

Is is not working properly? Oh, silly boy, nice though.

I see the problem. It's a little blocked up, that's all.

There you are. That might just work. Yes. Just perfect.

Now, we're...

Ha...ha...ha...ha...

Ooh, that was close. Now I've added my sprin...

ATCHOO!

Well, er... Oh, dear.

Well, just a lot of fuss about nothing.

The show must go on.

we must get the bread on the table.

SHE GIGGLES

So, now I'm gonna add some water.

Now, just a little bit...

Ha...ha...ha...ha...

Oh my.

I'm just gonna... ATCHOO!

Oh, sorry about that.

Well, there you go, one half-baked loaf.

Easy as pie.

See you next time, my little dough balls.

Argh! Oh, ha-ha.

Hello, I'm Professor Muddles, ha-ha,

and today we're looking at something amazing in science.

Invisibility!

Ha-ha, yes. How to make things disappear.

Now, here in my lavatory, er, I mean my laboratory, ha-ha,

I have the world's first invisible pen.

Yes! I also have an invisible dog and an invisible sandwich.

Whoo! How exciting!

Ahem. First of all I'm going to show you

the world's first invisible pen.

Er, where did I put it?

Um...

GROWLING Ooh! There's the invisible dog.

But where is the pen?

Yes, I remember. I put it in my top pocket safe and sound.

There was are, ha-ha. Here is the, er, pen.

That's not invisible at all. That's no good.

I'll show you the invisible sandwich.

Er, but where did I put that?

Er, ah, yes. It must be on that plate.

GROWLING Ooh! Easy, boy. Ha-ha.

That's the invisible dog and he wants the sandwich far more than I do.

Marvellous. Through the wonders of science

we can now see the invisible dog eating the sandwich.

Which is also invincible, er, I mean Barnstaple,

er, I mean invisible.

SCOFFING AND GROWLING

Ooh, ha-ha-ha, good boy.

We have learned something today, haven't we?

I'm Professor Middles, I mean Moggles, I mean Muddles.

Goodbye. Ha-ha.

GROWLING Easy!

And now it's time for more of your giggles.

Where do cows go on a Saturday night?

I don't know. Where do cows go on a Saturday night?

To the moo-vies.

Ah, ha-ha, to the moo-oo-vies!

I'm Arthur Sleep, this is the news.

CRASH

Thank you, Arthur. I'm Gale Force and I'm here at the local farm

for this year's vegetable growing competition.

As you can see, there are some wonderful example here

all grown by the local villagers.

We have some, er, peppers here,

ooh, some tomatoes and these beautiful leeks.

Now...

SHE CHOKES

I-I said leek the vegetable.

SHE SPLUTTERS

That's all the news here for now from the local f-f-farm.

SHE SQUEALS

SNORING

Hello and welcome to reptile news with me, Anna Conda.

I have a letter from a young viewer.

"Dear Anna, can a tortoise move quickly? Love, Michelle Izzard."

Well, Michelle, some tortoises can move very quickly.

Allow me to demonstrate.

Now, if I move along the grass like that

and kick my legs very strongly

I can move at some speed.

In fact, I can move... What the...?

Ex...ex...excuse me.

Er, yes, you can't sit on me, I'm a tortoise.

I'm not a rock. What are you doing? You can't eat your lunch.

Um, more reptile news soon with me, Anna Conda.

Er, is that lettuce you have?

I'm Rapids Johnson and I've had a disappointing day.

I haven't seen a panda and I haven't seen a sand bear,

but don't worry, I'll find them or my names not Rapids...

..Johnson.

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, we've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, and now it's time to go

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# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye

# Farewell, TTFN, Arrivederci

# We all hate to say goodbye

# But we'll be back again

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# Na, na, na, na, na, na, Gigglebiz

# Na, na, na, it's time to go

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, we've had a lot of fun

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho, ho, ho

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, and now it's time to go

# Gigglebiz, giggle, it's time to go. #

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