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# Na, na, na, na, na, na, Gigglebiz

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# Na, na, na, na, ho, ho, ho

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# Na, na, na, na, na, na, Gigglebiz

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# Na, na, na, na, here we go

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# Ho, ho. #

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Coming up on Gigglebiz - Anna Conda...

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Humphrey...

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Dina Lady...

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Farmer Dung...

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and Rapids Johnson.

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Easy, easy, steady now.

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Hooray for rapids Johnson.

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Hello, I'm Rapids Johnson

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and I'm in search of the giant panda.

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Now, I'm going to play a panda noise, yes.

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If he hears it, he'll come over to me

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and think I'm a panda and greet me.

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Let's give it a go, shall we? Right.

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GROWLING

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Excellent. Keep them peeled.

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Any sign?

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Hmm. No, it hasn't worked.

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Let's give it another go, shall we? Right...

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TAPE REWINDS

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That's not right, hang on. Um, I can fix this.

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MUSIC PLAYS

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Oh, no. What's going on?

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Hang on, just a little technical problem.

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What's going on? I need to...

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Does anyone know how to fix this?

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Um... I'll fix this machine or... I'm not Rapids Johnson.

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Um, can anyone help me? I...

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Hello, Farmer Dan.

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HE MUMBLES

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Are you going to show us where the hens lay their eggs?

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That's right. Right 'ere.

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Have the hens laid their eggs in the hen house?

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No. Right 'ere.

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Oop, there you go. Right 'ere.

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Innit, right ear!

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Oh, I didn't expect that, Farmer Dan.

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There's one left 'ere too.

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Look, left ear!

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Right ear, left ear. Right ear, left ear.

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-You're not taking this seriously, are you?

-No.

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Oh, my word.

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Now, look. Tell me about this wonderful picture of yours.

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-Well, it's an old picture of my grandmother.

-Really?

-Yes.

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People have always said that we look alike.

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They were wrong. You don't look like each other at all.

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We have the same colour eyes.

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Yes, but she's wearing different glasses to you.

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But don't worry. I can fix that.

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SHE GIGGLES

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-There we are. That's much better.

-I don't think that's helped at all.

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No, you're right.

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She's wearing a big hat and a feather scarf. Hang on a jiffy.

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SHE GIGGLES

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Ah, yes.

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Ah, that's lovely. Now you look just like your grandmother.

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Who's next?

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And now it's time for your giggles.

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Knock, knock...

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Who's there?

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Tank.

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Tank who?

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You're welcome.

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Oh, ha-ha-ha! Tanks for that.

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Hello, I'm Rapids Johnson

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and there's no chance of seeing a panda here.

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But we may be lucky enough to see a sand bear.

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Take a look at this.

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Yep, it's a sand bear footprint and we may just see it.

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Let's follow it's trail.

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The sand bear is a master of disguise.

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It can blend in perfectly to it's surroundings.

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Look! Another footprint. We're close.

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Keep 'em peeled!

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Hello. I'm Arthur Sleep and welcome to the programme.

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Why do cows lie down when it rains?

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To keep each udder dry.

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HE GIGGLES

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And now this...

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DOG GROWLS

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Ah...

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So I won 57 rosettes in total at the last village fair.

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How about that, eh?

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Oooh, hello my little spice racks.

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Welcome to Dinner Time with me, Dina Lady.

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Oh, and this is my assistant, Tommy Tummy.

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-Say hello, Tommy.

-Hello, Tommy.

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Now, today, we're gonna make a freshly baked loaf of bread.

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THEY SNIFF

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Oh, there's nothing like it.

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I've got some ingredients here in the bowl.

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I've got some sugar and yeast and flower.

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Oh, and salt.

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Now, I'm gonna add some water now, but before I do

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I'm just gonna add a sprinkle of my super special secret ingredient.

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Pepper.

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Now, one little sprinkle of this

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will make it yummy scrummy for my tummy.

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Off you go, Tommy.

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You... What's going on? What is it my little sugar snap pea?

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Is is not working properly? Oh, silly boy, nice though.

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I see the problem. It's a little blocked up, that's all.

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There you are. That might just work. Yes. Just perfect.

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Now, we're...

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Ha...ha...ha...ha...

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Ooh, that was close. Now I've added my sprin...

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ATCHOO!

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Well, er... Oh, dear.

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Well, just a lot of fuss about nothing.

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The show must go on.

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we must get the bread on the table.

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SHE GIGGLES

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So, now I'm gonna add some water.

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Now, just a little bit...

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Ha...ha...ha...ha...

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Oh my.

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I'm just gonna... ATCHOO!

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Oh, sorry about that.

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Well, there you go, one half-baked loaf.

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Easy as pie.

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See you next time, my little dough balls.

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Argh! Oh, ha-ha.

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Hello, I'm Professor Muddles, ha-ha,

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and today we're looking at something amazing in science.

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Invisibility!

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Ha-ha, yes. How to make things disappear.

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Now, here in my lavatory, er, I mean my laboratory, ha-ha,

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I have the world's first invisible pen.

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Yes! I also have an invisible dog and an invisible sandwich.

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Whoo! How exciting!

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Ahem. First of all I'm going to show you

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the world's first invisible pen.

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Er, where did I put it?

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Um...

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GROWLING Ooh! There's the invisible dog.

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But where is the pen?

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Yes, I remember. I put it in my top pocket safe and sound.

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There was are, ha-ha. Here is the, er, pen.

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That's not invisible at all. That's no good.

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I'll show you the invisible sandwich.

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Er, but where did I put that?

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Er, ah, yes. It must be on that plate.

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GROWLING Ooh! Easy, boy. Ha-ha.

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That's the invisible dog and he wants the sandwich far more than I do.

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Marvellous. Through the wonders of science

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we can now see the invisible dog eating the sandwich.

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Which is also invincible, er, I mean Barnstaple,

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er, I mean invisible.

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SCOFFING AND GROWLING

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Ooh, ha-ha-ha, good boy.

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We have learned something today, haven't we?

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I'm Professor Middles, I mean Moggles, I mean Muddles.

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Goodbye. Ha-ha.

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GROWLING Easy!

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And now it's time for more of your giggles.

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Where do cows go on a Saturday night?

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I don't know. Where do cows go on a Saturday night?

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To the moo-vies.

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Ah, ha-ha, to the moo-oo-vies!

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I'm Arthur Sleep, this is the news.

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CRASH

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Thank you, Arthur. I'm Gale Force and I'm here at the local farm

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for this year's vegetable growing competition.

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As you can see, there are some wonderful example here

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all grown by the local villagers.

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We have some, er, peppers here,

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ooh, some tomatoes and these beautiful leeks.

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Now...

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SHE CHOKES

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I-I said leek the vegetable.

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SHE SPLUTTERS

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That's all the news here for now from the local f-f-farm.

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SHE SQUEALS

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SNORING

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Hello and welcome to reptile news with me, Anna Conda.

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I have a letter from a young viewer.

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"Dear Anna, can a tortoise move quickly? Love, Michelle Izzard."

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Well, Michelle, some tortoises can move very quickly.

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Allow me to demonstrate.

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Now, if I move along the grass like that

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and kick my legs very strongly

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I can move at some speed.

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In fact, I can move... What the...?

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Ex...ex...excuse me.

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Er, yes, you can't sit on me, I'm a tortoise.

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I'm not a rock. What are you doing? You can't eat your lunch.

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Um, more reptile news soon with me, Anna Conda.

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Er, is that lettuce you have?

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I'm Rapids Johnson and I've had a disappointing day.

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I haven't seen a panda and I haven't seen a sand bear,

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but don't worry, I'll find them or my names not Rapids...

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..Johnson.

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, we've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho, ho, ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, and now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle, it's time to go

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# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye

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# Farewell, TTFN, Arrivederci

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na, na, na, na, na, na, Gigglebiz

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# Na, na, na, na, ho, ho, ho

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# Na, na, na, na, na, na, Gigglebiz

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# Na, na, na, it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, we've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho, ho, ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, and now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle, it's time to go. #

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Subtitle by Red Bee Media Ltd

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# Ho, ho. #

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