Episode 22 Gigglebiz


Episode 22

Sketch show. Nana Knickerbocker visits the optician, and Professor Muddles tries to explain magnets. Also with Dina Lady, loveable old rogue King Flannel, and the Gigglekids.


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# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz

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# Na-na, na-na, ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz

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# Na-na, na-na, here we go!

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# Ho-ho! #

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Coming up on Gigglebiz - Dina Lady...

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Professor Muddles...

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Captain Adorable...

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King Flannel...

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and everyone's favourite panto dame, Nana Knickerbocker!

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Now, then. Can you remember why we've come into town?

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-To go to the opticians.

-That's right, to go to the oppy-o-ticians.

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But why are we going to the oppy-o-ticians?

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-To get your eyes tested.

-That's right, to get... Hey! My eyes?!

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I can see perfectly well, thank you!

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Nana, you're the one who said we had to go to the opticians.

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Ooh! Oh, yes, I did, didn't I?

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-Where is the oppy-o-ticians?

-Behind you!

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-I beg your pardon?

-Behind you!

-I can't hear you!

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-Nana, behind you!

-Ooh! Is it? Oh, yes, you're right.

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Glad I found it. Come on, let's go and get some glasses.

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Ooh! I think I need them. Shop!

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HE HUMS TO HIMSELF

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Aaah!

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Eh?

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Eh?

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Ooh!

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HE GRUMBLES

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I'll make sure your eyesight is tip-top from now on.

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-Ooh! Thank you, Alvin.

-OK.

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-What letter is this?

-Well, that's a... O.

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No, try again.

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Oh. Erm... O!

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-O? No, it isn't.

-Oh, yes it is!

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-O? No, it isn't!

-Oh, yes it is!

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-This is going to take all day.

-Ooh, goody!

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Shall we crack open the biscuits?

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Yes, yes, I'll be there, same time next week.

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I will!

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Ah! Hello, I'm Professor Muddles.

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And today, we're going to talk about magnets. Very exciting!

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Now, take a look at this. A scientist's most important tool,

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a magnet. Magnets make metal things stick to them.

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I'll show you how it works. Observe.

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I'll just do this...like so.

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Isn't that clever?

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It's got my spoontea. Er, I mean, my teaspoon.

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There we are. Now, come over here,

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and have a look at this.

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It's a giant magnet! But do we have time to look at it?

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I'll just have a look. This watch was a present

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from...someone. Doesn't work anymore. Never mind.

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Where was I? Oh, yes, giant magnet.

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This giant magnet will attract the tiniest of metal objects,

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so it will stick to them forever. And when...

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Hey! What's going on? Oh, no!

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This is a very strong magnet!

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Well, I think we've learned something today.

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I'm Professor Magnets...er, I mean, Muddles.

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Help!

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Oh! Oh, dear. Oh!

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And now it's time for your giggles!

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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

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-I don't know.

-Because he wasn't peeling well!

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Ho-ho-ho, good one!

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Ow!

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Ooh! HE PANTS AND WHEEZES

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Ta-daah!

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Eh? Eh?

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DOH!

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HE GRUMBLES

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Hello there. I'm Arthur Sleep, welcome to the news.

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What do frogs drink at bedtime?

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Croakoa! Get it? Croakoa!

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And now, this.

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All was well in the sleepy little town of Wiggyville.

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But trouble was in the air.

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There is a very rare flower.

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I think I need to water it.

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Hmm! A very, very rare flower.

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It needs watering.

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Captain Adorable to the rescue!

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You'll need the car keys then, sir.

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No time, Botham. I'm going to use my trusty Disappear-o-tron.

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One press of the button

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and this device will make me disappear from this room

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and reappear on the village green!

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QT, press the button, if you will.

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Any minute now...

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Any minute now...

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-Hold on tight, sir.

-Thank you, Botham.

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Arrived! Ha-ha!

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The old Disappear-o-tron never fails.

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Ha-ha! Arrived!

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The old Disappear-o-tron never fails.

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Greetings, good people. Please, do not panic.

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-I am here now.

-I don't believe we've met.

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Captain Adorable. Superhero, Wiggyville.

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Greetings. Captain Cuddles. Superhero, Daisytown.

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I got the distress call about the very rare flower.

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I'm here to water it and save the day. Away!

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But I am here to water it and save the day! Away!

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Fear not, good gardener!

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I bring a high-powered water jet to water your delicate flower.

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-I think that's a bit too big for...

-Fear not, good gardener!

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I too have a high-powered water jet of even greater power!

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Stand back, please. this is a job for Captain Adorable!

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No, this is a job for Captain Cuddles! To work!

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Aaaagh! Aaaagh!

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Only I can water this rare flower properly.

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Stand back, everyone.

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I'll just switch it on...

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Aaaagh! Aaaagh!

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Mind the flower! Mind the flower!

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-What?

-What?

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Point them the other way! The other way!

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Oh, no! I appear to have run out of water.

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Mine, too, has run out.

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Oh! That dustbin!

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It's heading right for my rare flower!

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Never fear, gardener!

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I will use my laser vision to destroy it.

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Stand back!

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Hah! Show me.

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My flower is safe!

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-My work here is done.

-Another mission accomplished by Captain Adorable!

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Give my regards to Daisytown.

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BOTH: To the Disappear-o-tron!

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Ahem!

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Press the button, if you will, QT.

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-Nearly home, sir.

-I'm sure I'll beat you back, Botham.

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I'm sure you will, sir.

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Away!

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We have many stylish frames to choose from, madam.

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-How about these?

-Oh, no, no, no! Oh, I don't know, Jack...

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-OK, how about these?

-Oh, no, they're awful, aren't they, Jack?

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Oh, hang on a minute. How about these?

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Oh, yes. Let's have a look, shall we?

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Oh, yes, yes! Look, they're much more like it. Woo-hoo!

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They're perfect. I'll take them.

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I presume you take sweeties as payment, do you?

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Come on, Jack. I've got my new glasses.

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CRASH! Oh, these are wonderful.

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And now, it's time for more of your giggles!

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-What do you call a chicken with spots on?

-I don't know.

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-Chicken pox!

-Ho-ho, chicken pox! That's a goody!

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HE GRUMBLES

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Aaaah!

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HE CHUCKLES

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Aah! HE CHUCKLES

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Aah!

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Oooh!

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Aaah!

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HE SNIGGERS

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Hello, I'm Arthur Sleep, and here is the news.

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What do you call a fairy who hasn't had a bath?

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Stinkerbell!

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HE CHUCKLES And now, this.

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..And to make the perfect meringue pie, you've got to use over 83 eggs.

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That's right! Surprising, isn't it? Ooh! Hello there.

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Welcome to Dinner Time, my little spice racks.

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I'm Dina Lady, and this is my assistant, Tommy Tummy.

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Say hello, Tommy.

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Hello, Tommy!

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Now, today, we're going to make something nice and simple.

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A delicious shepherd's pie.

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I've already prepared some mashed potato here.

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So, we're ready to add your shepherd.

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You're not going to put a real shepherd in your pie, are you?

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Oh, Tommy, I'm not going to use a real shepherd. Ho-ho-ho!

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He's a nice boy. Daft, though.

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Wait here, won't you?

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Shepherd's pie is called shepherd's pie

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because it's got minced lamb in it.

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And shepherds look after lambs and sheep.

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Now, we've all seen a Nativity play, haven't we?

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So we all know that this is what a shepherd looks like.

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So, carefully, add your dressing gown cord, like so...

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and then add your tea towel, like so...

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and finally, add your shepherd's crook.

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And there you have it, one shepherd's pie.

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Easy as pie! Ho-ho-ho!

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See you next time, my little cookie cutters.

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, we've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho-ho-ho!

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, and now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, time to go!

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# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye

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-# Farewell, T-T-F-N.

-Arrivederci!

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz

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# Na-na, na-na, ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz

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# Na-na-na, it's time to go!

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, we've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho-ho-ho!

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, and now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, time to go!

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# Ho-ho! #

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Sketch show. Everyone's favourite pantomime dame, Nana Knickerbocker, visits the optician. Has Wiggyville's resident superhero, Captain Adorable, met his match in a visiting superhero from Daisytown?

Also with Professor Muddles, who attempts to explain magnets; loveable old rogue King Flannel, who has a twinkle in his eye and mischief in mind; and Dina Lady, the homely cook with a novel take on shepherd's pie. Arthur Sleep is a newsreader with the worst jokes in the world, and the Gigglekids are children from across the country who tell Justin their favourite jokes.


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