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# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz

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# Na-na, na-na, ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz

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# Na-na, na-na, here we go!

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# Ho-ho! #

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Coming up on Gigglebiz - Dina Lady...

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Professor Muddles...

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Captain Adorable...

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King Flannel...

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and everyone's favourite panto dame, Nana Knickerbocker!

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Now, then. Can you remember why we've come into town?

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-To go to the opticians.

-That's right, to go to the oppy-o-ticians.

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But why are we going to the oppy-o-ticians?

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-To get your eyes tested.

-That's right, to get... Hey! My eyes?!

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I can see perfectly well, thank you!

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Nana, you're the one who said we had to go to the opticians.

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Ooh! Oh, yes, I did, didn't I?

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-Where is the oppy-o-ticians?

-Behind you!

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-I beg your pardon?

-Behind you!

-I can't hear you!

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-Nana, behind you!

-Ooh! Is it? Oh, yes, you're right.

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Glad I found it. Come on, let's go and get some glasses.

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Ooh! I think I need them. Shop!

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HE HUMS TO HIMSELF

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Aaah!

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Eh?

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Eh?

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Ooh!

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HE GRUMBLES

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I'll make sure your eyesight is tip-top from now on.

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-Ooh! Thank you, Alvin.

-OK.

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-What letter is this?

-Well, that's a... O.

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No, try again.

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Oh. Erm... O!

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-O? No, it isn't.

-Oh, yes it is!

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-O? No, it isn't!

-Oh, yes it is!

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-This is going to take all day.

-Ooh, goody!

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Shall we crack open the biscuits?

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Yes, yes, I'll be there, same time next week.

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I will!

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Ah! Hello, I'm Professor Muddles.

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And today, we're going to talk about magnets. Very exciting!

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Now, take a look at this. A scientist's most important tool,

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a magnet. Magnets make metal things stick to them.

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I'll show you how it works. Observe.

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I'll just do this...like so.

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Isn't that clever?

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It's got my spoontea. Er, I mean, my teaspoon.

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There we are. Now, come over here,

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and have a look at this.

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It's a giant magnet! But do we have time to look at it?

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I'll just have a look. This watch was a present

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from...someone. Doesn't work anymore. Never mind.

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Where was I? Oh, yes, giant magnet.

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This giant magnet will attract the tiniest of metal objects,

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so it will stick to them forever. And when...

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Hey! What's going on? Oh, no!

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This is a very strong magnet!

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Well, I think we've learned something today.

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I'm Professor Magnets...er, I mean, Muddles.

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Help!

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Oh! Oh, dear. Oh!

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And now it's time for your giggles!

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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

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-I don't know.

-Because he wasn't peeling well!

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Ho-ho-ho, good one!

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Ow!

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Ooh! HE PANTS AND WHEEZES

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Ta-daah!

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Eh? Eh?

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DOH!

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HE GRUMBLES

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Hello there. I'm Arthur Sleep, welcome to the news.

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What do frogs drink at bedtime?

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Croakoa! Get it? Croakoa!

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And now, this.

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All was well in the sleepy little town of Wiggyville.

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But trouble was in the air.

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There is a very rare flower.

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I think I need to water it.

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Hmm! A very, very rare flower.

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It needs watering.

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Captain Adorable to the rescue!

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You'll need the car keys then, sir.

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No time, Botham. I'm going to use my trusty Disappear-o-tron.

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One press of the button

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and this device will make me disappear from this room

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and reappear on the village green!

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QT, press the button, if you will.

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Any minute now...

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Any minute now...

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-Hold on tight, sir.

-Thank you, Botham.

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Arrived! Ha-ha!

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The old Disappear-o-tron never fails.

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Ha-ha! Arrived!

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The old Disappear-o-tron never fails.

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Greetings, good people. Please, do not panic.

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-I am here now.

-I don't believe we've met.

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Captain Adorable. Superhero, Wiggyville.

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Greetings. Captain Cuddles. Superhero, Daisytown.

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I got the distress call about the very rare flower.

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I'm here to water it and save the day. Away!

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But I am here to water it and save the day! Away!

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Fear not, good gardener!

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I bring a high-powered water jet to water your delicate flower.

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-I think that's a bit too big for...

-Fear not, good gardener!

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I too have a high-powered water jet of even greater power!

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Stand back, please. this is a job for Captain Adorable!

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No, this is a job for Captain Cuddles! To work!

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Aaaagh! Aaaagh!

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Only I can water this rare flower properly.

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Stand back, everyone.

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I'll just switch it on...

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Aaaagh! Aaaagh!

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Mind the flower! Mind the flower!

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-What?

-What?

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Point them the other way! The other way!

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Oh, no! I appear to have run out of water.

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Mine, too, has run out.

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Oh! That dustbin!

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It's heading right for my rare flower!

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Never fear, gardener!

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I will use my laser vision to destroy it.

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Stand back!

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Hah! Show me.

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My flower is safe!

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-My work here is done.

-Another mission accomplished by Captain Adorable!

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Give my regards to Daisytown.

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BOTH: To the Disappear-o-tron!

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Ahem!

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Press the button, if you will, QT.

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-Nearly home, sir.

-I'm sure I'll beat you back, Botham.

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I'm sure you will, sir.

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Away!

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We have many stylish frames to choose from, madam.

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-How about these?

-Oh, no, no, no! Oh, I don't know, Jack...

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-OK, how about these?

-Oh, no, they're awful, aren't they, Jack?

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Oh, hang on a minute. How about these?

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Oh, yes. Let's have a look, shall we?

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Oh, yes, yes! Look, they're much more like it. Woo-hoo!

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They're perfect. I'll take them.

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I presume you take sweeties as payment, do you?

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Come on, Jack. I've got my new glasses.

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CRASH! Oh, these are wonderful.

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And now, it's time for more of your giggles!

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-What do you call a chicken with spots on?

-I don't know.

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-Chicken pox!

-Ho-ho, chicken pox! That's a goody!

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HE GRUMBLES

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Aaaah!

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HE CHUCKLES

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Aah! HE CHUCKLES

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Aah!

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Oooh!

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Aaah!

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HE SNIGGERS

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Hello, I'm Arthur Sleep, and here is the news.

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What do you call a fairy who hasn't had a bath?

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Stinkerbell!

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HE CHUCKLES And now, this.

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..And to make the perfect meringue pie, you've got to use over 83 eggs.

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That's right! Surprising, isn't it? Ooh! Hello there.

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Welcome to Dinner Time, my little spice racks.

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I'm Dina Lady, and this is my assistant, Tommy Tummy.

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Say hello, Tommy.

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Hello, Tommy!

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Now, today, we're going to make something nice and simple.

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A delicious shepherd's pie.

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I've already prepared some mashed potato here.

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So, we're ready to add your shepherd.

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You're not going to put a real shepherd in your pie, are you?

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Oh, Tommy, I'm not going to use a real shepherd. Ho-ho-ho!

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He's a nice boy. Daft, though.

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Wait here, won't you?

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Shepherd's pie is called shepherd's pie

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because it's got minced lamb in it.

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And shepherds look after lambs and sheep.

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Now, we've all seen a Nativity play, haven't we?

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So we all know that this is what a shepherd looks like.

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So, carefully, add your dressing gown cord, like so...

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and then add your tea towel, like so...

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and finally, add your shepherd's crook.

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And there you have it, one shepherd's pie.

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Easy as pie! Ho-ho-ho!

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See you next time, my little cookie cutters.

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, we've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho-ho-ho!

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, and now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, time to go!

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# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye

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-# Farewell, T-T-F-N.

-Arrivederci!

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz

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# Na-na, na-na, ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz

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# Na-na-na, it's time to go!

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, we've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho-ho-ho!

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, and now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, time to go!

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# Ho-ho! #

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