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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Coming up on Gigglebiz...

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Gail Force,

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King Flannel,

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Professor Muddles,

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Farmer Dung

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and The Lost Pirate!

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No, Cap'n Squawk. That doesn't look like a treasure island to me.

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Ow! Oh, curses!

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We're run aground!

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Hey, what be this?

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People with white shirts on?!

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I see ropes. We must be amongst sailors.

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Maybe they know where the dread pirate Whitebeard is. Ha-har!

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He'll lead us to the lost treasure! Come on!

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Oh! Hurry up, Cap'n Squawk! No time to lose! ..Oh...

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Ah-har! Ah-har!

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GIRLS LAUGH

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Ahoy there, shipmates! Will you help me in my journey

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-to find the dread pirate Whitebeard? ALL:

-Aye-aye!

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Ha-har! Arr, good, yes.

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Rope - we need this for our voyage.

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Hang on a minute...

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GIRLS LAUGH

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Look at that knot! That'll hold the ship's sails in the strongest gale!

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Ha-har! WHISTLE BLOWS

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Sounds like...a lost ship!

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Maybe it's the dread pirate Whitebeard!

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Come on, shipmates - let's go! Ha-har!

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MUSIC AND APPLAUSE

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CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS

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-ALL:

-Hey!

-APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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Hey!

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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Now, did you scrump those cooking apples?

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I'll find out, you know! You know I will,

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you little cheeky monkey.

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Oh! Hello there, my little spice racks!

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And welcome to Dinner Time

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with me, Dina Lady.

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Ooh, and this is my assistant, Tommy Tummy.

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Say hello, Tommy.

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Hello, Tommy!

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Now, today we're going to be talking about cake.

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And here's one I made earlier, but it's not quite finished yet,

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is it, Tommy?

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No, because it needs icing. Once it's iced,

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ooh, it'll yummy, scrummy for our tummies.

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And Tommy's going to tell us how to do that.

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Tommy?

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Oh, right!

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Well, first of all, you take your icing sugar. You add a bit of water.

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-Tommy!

-Then you take your cake...

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No, no, no, my little demerara!

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No, no, no, no, no!

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We're talking about icing. Ice is cold. Brrr!

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-You get it from a freezer.

-This is a different type of icing.

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Oh, Tommy, give that here!

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Silly boy!

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Nice, though.

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Now, if you want your cake iced nice,

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you need to pop it in the freezer,

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don't you?

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Over we go.

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Here we are.

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Pop it in. Oh, and here's one I made earlier.

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Ooh! Look at that!

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Over we go.

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There!

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Nice and icy.

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Oh, just have a taste of this.

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Oh...

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RATTLING

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Easy as p-p-pie!

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See you next time, my little sugar c-c-cubes!

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And now it's time for your giggles!

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the road?

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I don't know. Why DID the orange stop rolling down the road?

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-Cos it ran out of juice.

-Ha-ha! That was a juicy joke!

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NAUTICAL MUSIC PLAYS

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Ah-har!

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This looks like it's the place, Cap'n Squawk!

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Tread carefully.

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A-hem! Excuse me, missy!

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Cap'n Squawk and I are looking for me buried treasure. Ha-har!

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Do you know where I can find the dread pirate Whitebeard?

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-That's enough from you. Sit down, please, like everyone else.

-Eh?

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Today, we'll look at geography. This is a map.

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D'oh! A treasure map?!

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Er, no, it's a map of the United Kingdom.

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Har! A kingdom, you say? Ha-har!

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A map leading to the pirate kingdom of the treasure! Haha-har!

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I takes that! Hahaha-har!

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You'll have to sit down!

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Yes, I know your game. You're working with the dread pirate Whitebeard.

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-Hmm! You're gonna takes me buried treasure!

-I'm trying to teach

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-a lesson.

-I teach YOU a lesson, missy!

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I'll makes you walk the plank! Yeah!

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If you do that, I'll make YOU stand in the corner.

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Oh! Shiver me timbers, Cap'n Squawk.

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She's going to make me stand in the corner!

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Oh, dear! I'd best be good and sit down.

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Ooh!

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Ooh!

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HE SNORES Yes, I'll have a pound of oranges

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and a packet of crisps.

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Oh, hello there.

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I'm Arthur Sleep, and here's the news.

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What do you call an owl that robs from the rich

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and gives to the poor?

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Robin Hoot.

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Get it? Hoot!

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And now this...

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Yes, I HAVE brought them. ..Yes, I WILL bring them round.

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BURBLING ON PHONE But...

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Hello? Oh!

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Hello there.

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I'm Professor Muddles. Now, the big question we ask ourselves today is

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can we see in the dark?

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Well, I've invented these special goggles which will make me

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able to see in the park...

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I mean, the dark.

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Right. I just have to switch goggles on...like so.

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WHIRRING Ah.

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There we are. And switch the lights off.

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Like so.

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And now I can freely walk around my lab as if it were broad daylight.

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CRASH!

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CLATTER!

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MIAOW!

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Ah, that's better.

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Well... Ah.

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HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY A-hem.

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Well, we definitely have learned something here today.

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We can't see in the dark.

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I'm Professor Piddles... Uh, I mean Puddles...

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I mean Muddles. Goodbye!

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Ugh! Help!

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Oh, hello there.

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I'm Arthur Sleep, and here's the news.

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What do you give to a sick pig?

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Oink-ment!

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Oink-ment! More news later on.

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It's no good, Cap'n Squawk. We still haven't found my buried treasure

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and we still haven't found the dread pirate Whitebeard.

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Pirate!

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Stop talking and look at the whiteboard.

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-Whitebeard?! Where is Whitebeard?

-The white-BOARD.

-White...beard.

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-LAUGHTER

-It's not a beard - it's a board.

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Aboard?! Of course! All aboard, everyone!

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No time to stay ashore, land-lubbers.

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We've got my treasure to find! Oo-aar!

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And now it's time for more of your giggles.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a bee.

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Buzz off!

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Ha-ha-ha, that's "show-BUZZ-ness".

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SEDATE CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS

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HE GRUNTS

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Er-er-er, yes.

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INDISTINCT MUTTERING

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He-he-ho-ha!

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MUSIC STOPS

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DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

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CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS

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DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

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DANCE MUSIC STOPS Oh!

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CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS Eugh!

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INDISTINCT MUMBLING

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

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I'm Arthur Sleep, and this is the news.

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Reports coming in from local policeman PC Jack B Nimble.

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A bear, eating a pear, and a hare called Clare,

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were seen at the fair. They gave the mayor a scare,

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and needless to say, beware and take plenty of care.

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Well, if you're there.

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Now, a local news report with Gail Force...

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of course.

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Thank you, Arthur.

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Hello, I'm Gail Force

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and I'm here at the launch of the new Super Whiz Fizz Drink.

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POP!

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Hooray!

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Liz, you came up with the new Super Whiz Fizz drink.

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I have noticed there's a label on the side of the can.

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What does this mean?

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That is a reminder not to shake the can before opening

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as fizzy drinks can go everywhere.

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Oh, of course. Wise words.

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Well, I'll be sure not to shake it like this.

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I'd certainly rather drink it than shake it like this.

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Yes.

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Oh, thank you very much.

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GAIL SCREAMS

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Oh! A-hem!

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Back to the studio.

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HE SNORES

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Ay-ye-ah! A-hem!

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A-hem!

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Hello, Farmer Dung.

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INDECIPHERABLE SPEECH

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Today, Farmer Dung, could you show us some horse?

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INDECIPHERABLE SPEECH

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HE NEIGHS

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Yes, that's the noise horses make.

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Do you have any horses?

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INDECIPHERABLE SPEECH

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HE NEIGHS AND WHINNIES

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In fact, I can hear horses now.

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We'd love to see them.

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Oh, eh, yeah...

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INDECIPHERABLE SPEECH

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Are they sugar lumps?

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Horses love sugar lumps, don't they?

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INDECIPHERABLE SPEECH

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INDECIPHERABLE SPEECH

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Farmer Dung, I don't see any horses.

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INDECIPHERABLE SPEECH

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Farmer Dung, I though you had horses!

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INDECIPHERABLE SPEECH

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MAN MAKES CLIPPETY-CLOP NOISES

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Thank you, Farmer Dung.

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

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# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

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# Farwell, TTFN Arrivederci

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na It's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

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Ho-ho!

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