Episode 24 Gigglebiz


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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Coming up on Gigglebiz - DIY Dan,

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Gail Force,

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Humphrey,

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Packed Lunch Pete

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and Nana Knickerbocker!

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# Oh! Nana Knickerbocker had a farm Ee-eye-ee-eye-ooh. #

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Time for milking!

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Ha! Hello, Daisy, some milk, if you please.

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OO-OOH!

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What do you mean, "ooh"?!

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It's not "ooh!", it's "moo!" SHE CHUCKLES

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-OOOH!

-Oh, no, you silly cow!

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You're a cow, you say "moo", not "ooh".

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-Oh!

-Do you mind?

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-I'm terribly sorry. I only wanted some milk.

-You could've asked.

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Oh! Thank you.

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Come on, Dave.

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'A DIY expert is always on the lookout for things to mend.

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'Sometimes teapots can break and lose their spouts.

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'This can be fixed very easily...

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'Take your teapot and check it over.

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'Make sure there's no tea left in the teapot before you try and mend it.'

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'Then, take the spout and put the glue on it.'

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'Then, spread some glue on the teapot itself.'

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'Taking care not to spill any.'

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'Attach the spout to the teapot.'

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'It really couldn't be easier.

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'Once the glue is dry, you'll enjoy a nice cup of tea -

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'knowing that you fixed it!'

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CLATTER!

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'Job done!'

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# La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

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# La-la-eeee! #

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Time for milking. Some milk, please.

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MOO!

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Oh! It's nice to hear you've got the hang of mooing after all that.

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Anyway, some milk, please. MOOING

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Ahem, some milk, please.

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Oh, could I have some milk, like last time?

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-Nana.

-What did you say? Oooh!

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Oh, it's you. Hello, dear.

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-What are you doing?

-I'm just asking for some milk.

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Aren't you supposed to, erm...

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-milk it?

-Milk it?!

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No, you silly, you're supposed to ask nicely, and it'll give you

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a bottle of milk. Everyone knows that.

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Whatever you say, Nana.

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Tell you what, I think this one's run out. What a performance!

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MOOING

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And now it's time for your giggles!

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-Knock, knock.

-Who's there?

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-Ken.

-Ken who?

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Can you get me a new car, please?

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Ha, ha! Vroom-vroom!

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Hello there. I'm Arthur Sleep, and here's the news.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

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A Do-you-think-he-saw-us!

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Heh, heh, I love that! And now this.

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CRASH!

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HE SNIFFS Hah!

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HE SNIFFS AND SIGHS

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HE SNIFFS AND SIGHS

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CLATTER!

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CLATTER!

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DING!

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HE GASPS

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CRASH!

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And now it's time for more of your giggles.

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What do cats like in their drinks?

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I don't know. What DO cats like in their drinks?

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Mice cubes!

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Ha-ha!

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So anyway, he rolled his eyes at me.

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So I picked 'em up and rolled 'em back!

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He was a l... ..Oh! Hello, my little spice racks!

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And welcome to Dinner Time with me, Dina Lady.

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And this is my assistant, Tommy Tummy.

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Say hello, Tommy.

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Hello, Tommy!

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Now, today we're going to make a delicious jam roly-poly.

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Yay!

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All right, calm down.

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Now, first of all,

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we've got to spread some homemade jam on our sponge.

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Oh, look at that! Lovely!

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There we go.

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Spread it evenly.

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There.

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And now for the roly-poly part.

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The trick is to roll the sponge nice and neatly.

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What, my little elderflower?!

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I don't know!

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Roll the sponge?!

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Well, it's called roly-poly because you have to roll the sponge.

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Oh, silly boy!

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Nice, though.

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Now, stand back, Tommy.

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I need some space for this.

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And now for the roly-poly part.

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There we go. Make sure you go all the way over the sponge.

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That's it.

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And there we have it.

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One perfect roly-poly ready to eat.

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Oh. Simple as pie.

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See you next time, my little cookie cutters.

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'Today we're looking at one of the simplest DIY tasks of all -

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'painting a wall.

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'First, make sure that you have put on your undercoat.'

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'Make sure you don't confuse an undercoat with an overcoat.'

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'Before you start, it's a good idea to check your rollers

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'to see if they're clean.'

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'Then gently put a small amount of paint onto an area to test it.'

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'A good test area would be a small patch on the wall

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'you are going to paint.'

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'Before you start painting,

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'make sure you'll have enough time to finish.'

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'And now, with broad, even brush strokes,

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'calmly apply the paint to the wall.'

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'There. Your wall is painted

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'with a minimum of fuss and mess.

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'Job done.'

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And now we go over to Gail Force in Little Bottom,

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reporting on a curious case of hiccups.

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Over to you, Gail.

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Thank you, Arthur, yes. I'm here in the village of Little Bottom,

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where there's been a recent bout of hiccups, would you believe?

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Here are two of the villagers affected by the hiccups,

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Mary and John. And that's Mary and of course that's John.

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John, when did you first get the hiccups?

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HE HICCUPS Oh, dear.

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Can you answer? HE HICCUPS

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Oh, he tried, but he's just hiccupping.

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Oh, no, there's another one.

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Well, of course it's not just affecting the men of the village.

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The ladies of the village have got it too. Isn't that right, Mary?

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SHE HICCUPS Oh, no!

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John AND Mary, they're both... Oh, dear.

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All the hiccups coming out, they can't talk.

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The doctors just can't get to the bottom of it here in Little Bottom,

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but they do say it's catching. Well, I'm fine at the moment.

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Phew! GAIL HICCUPS

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Oh. Well... GAIL HICCUPS

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Oh, no! ..Oh! ..Arthur...

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back...to...the...studio. GAIL HICCUPS

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

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# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

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# Farwell, TTFN Arrivederci

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na It's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

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Ho-ho!

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