Episode 25 Gigglebiz

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Coming up on Gigglebiz, Farmer Dung,

Major Boogie,

Nana Knickerbocker,

The Lost Pirate

and Rapids Johnson!

Oh, hullo! I'm Rapids Johnson.

You've caught me on a very rare day off.

I've come along here with, uh, um...

Junior.

..Johnson Junior to the local pantomime.

We love it! Hurrah!

Ooh, and the good thing is,

I don't have to think about giant pandas at all,

because there's absolutely no chance of seeing one here!

Ooh! The show is about to begin - brilliant!

Oh, and no need to keep 'em peeled!

Come on, JJ.

Hello, I'm Gail Force and this is your weather.

It's a bright but breezy day here in Sunnydale...

A... Oh... Thank you, Gregor.

Oh, it seems as if the weather is going to take a turn for the worse.

We're to expect hailstones the size of ping-pong balls!

I just...!

That's your weather.

Ha-har! Don't you worry, Captain Squawk,

our treasure must be buried around here somewhere.

Let's take a look at the map.

Hang on a minute, wh...?

Some land-lubber has swiped me map!

Oh no! the treasure! It be lost forever!

Excuse me! Can you help me? I'm looking for Golden Street.

Do you know it?

Golden Street? You mean the street paved entirely in gold?!

I've been looking for that all me life!

I don't think it's far from here. I've got the map.

Look! You've got a map that leads to Golden Street!

My friend marked it with an X to help me find it.

Look at that!

Look, Captain Squawk! X marks the spot!

Brilliant! Do you know where it is, then?

Uh... Yes! Um...why don't you walk up that way for 100 miles?

And don't look back! That's right.

OOH!!! Captain Squawk!!!

Arr! Look, Captain Squawk! We're here! Golden Street!

A street made of gold!

Oh, no! Stale biscuits!

We've been beaten to it again.

Oh, come on, Captain Squawk,

back to the ship.

I told you we shouldn't have taken that shortcut through Towner Street.

Ah! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Oh! He's behind you!

He's behind you!

Ha-ha-ha!

This is so crazy.

They never, ever look behind them!

Ah, ha-ha-ha. It's really funny.

And now it's time for your giggles!

How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

I don't know, how do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Hold its nose.

Ah! Ha-ha-ha!

Hello, boys and girls!

Whoo!

Ugh! Nana!

What?! I can't see a thing, it's so dark in here!

I know, I'll try the magic lamp. Oh, yes.

Oh dear, it doesn't seem to be working.

Nana, you're meant to plug it into the wall.

No, you're not.

You're supposed to rub it and a genie pops out and bathes us all in light.

Let's give it another go, shall we?

Oh, deary, deary me. I know,

I'll ring the elocution. He'll know what to do.

Hello?

Electrician's, how can I help?

Nana can't hear you. I said, "HELL-O-OOO!"

Who is this?

It's Nana Knickerbocker here. Now, can you fix my magic lamp?

I don't think so, no.

Oh, yes, you can!

Oh, no, I can't.

-Oh, yes, you can!

-Oh, no, I can't.

Ooh! Well, that's not very helpful, is it?!

-DOORBELL RINGS

-There's somebody at the door.

There's somebody at the door. There's somebody at the door. Goodbye.

Right. Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Hello, I've just moved in next door. My name's Jeanie.

Oh, the genie. There you are. There's something wrong with this lamp.

-Um, have you tried plugging it in?

-That's what I said.

Ooh! Cheeky.

Come on, you, in you come.

Watch the dress. And me hair.

That's right. Come through here, genie, there we are.

So, I've got three wishes, right?

Oh, it's a hard one, this. OK.

Right, me first wish. I wish that my lamp was plugged in, right?

Oh! Look at that! Splendid!

Bless my knickerbockers!

Well, it was nice to meet you. Bye.

Genie, where you going? I've got two more wishes.

I wish for a prince in shining armour,

I want a big palace in the countryside...

Hello, there. I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.

Where do astronauts keep their sandwiches?

In a launch box. Ha-ha!

And now this.

'Come on, you two, your tea's ready.'

Up on a toy shelf,

in a bedroom just like yours and mine,

a tired old tinny soldier

marches to his tinny tune.

His name, Major Boogie.

But when no-one's around...

Time for Major Boogie, sir!

MUSIC

MUSIC SLOWS DOWN

MUSIC PLAYS VERY FAST

CHILDREN'S LAUGHTER

Back to the boogie box, quick sharp!

And now it's time for more of your giggles!

Why did the turkey cross the road?

I don't know, why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he was not a chicken.

Ah! Ha-ha!

So Mr Chapman won second for the best onion,

and I got first place for the best bunion.

I was so... Oh! Hello there, my little spice racks!

And welcome to Dinner Time with me, Dina Lady.

This is my assistant, Tommy Tummy.

Say hello, Tommy.

Hello, Tommy.

Today we're going to make one of our favourite drinks.

A summer fruit smoothie.

Which will be yummy scrummy for our tummies.

Now, I've prepared some summer fruits down here already.

All I've got to do is pour some milk... Oh! whoopsy!

I've forgotten the milk.

I'll just go and get that, you show them what to do.

Right. It's very simple.

You take the lid off... You pour the fruit in...

There we go. But the most important thing is...

Now, I've got the milk, so I'm just going to pour that in, like so...

-The most important thing is...

-Give it a good mix. Right, off we go.

-No, careful...

-Whoo!

There.

The most important thing is...

make sure you put the lid back on before you start the blender.

Oh!

There we are.

Easy as that.

One summer fruit smoothie.

See you next time, my little pineapple chunks.

Hello, Farmer Dung.

Eh-er.

Lovely day, innit? Arr.

Right chilly, though.

So, Farmer Dung.

Today you're going to tell us exactly where wool comes from.

Am I? Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wool. Yeah, very important, wool.

Wool.

Keep you warm.

So you get wool from these sheep?

Could do, I suppose. We don't.

I always send Reggie down the old shops.

-You always send Reggie down the shops?

-That's right.

There he comes now, look. All right, Reggie.

Easy! What you got there?

Look at that! He got a woolly jumper!

For me? Aw, lovely, bless you, Reggie.

Look at that. Oh, look! He got two!

He got two! Aw, look!

Oh, we will be warm in these, won't we?

Lovely.

You didn't get these from those, did you? No.

Them lot are all muddy!

Hey, Reg, put these on later? Yeah, we're gonna put these on later.

Thank you, Farmer Dung.

And they all lived happily ever after.

-And Nana Knickerbocker...

-..married the prince.

That's right.

Oh, lovely.

Oh! Goodness me! Have you seen the time, kids?!

Come on, you two, off to bed with you.

BOTH: Oh, do we have to?!

Yes, you do!

Anyway, Nana Knickerbocker needs her beauty sleep.

Oh, no, she doesn't!

Join in!

Please yourselves.

Come on, let's draw the curtains.

Right, how big do you want them? Ha-ha!

Draw the curtains!

Come on, that's a funny joke.

I used it three years in a row at the Theatre Royal in Plymouth!

Never mind. Come on, let's close the curtains.

Grab the cord and get pulling.

That's right, give 'em a good pull.

Oh, thank you so much, everybody!

Oh, you've been such a wonderful audience.

Oh! Flowers! Oh, for me!

Oh, thank you!

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

And don't forget, we're here till Boxing Day,

so tell all of your friends.

Oh! The cheek of it!

What a performance.

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye

# Farewell, TTFN Arrivederci!

# We all hate to say goodbye But we'll be back again

# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz

# Na-na, na-na, ho-ho-ho

# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz

# Na-na-na It's time to go

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

# Ho-ho! #