A Christmas Special Gigglebiz

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Ho-ho!

On Christmas Gigglebiz...

Captain Adorable, Dina Lady,

Major Boogie, introducing Simon Pieman.

But first, it's Rapids Johnson.

Hello! I'm Rapids Johnson here exploring in the North Pole.

Come on.

Now, you're probably wondering

will Rapids bump into Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.

Well, hardly anyone has ever seen him.

He's particularly hard to spot.

It may take hours, even DAYS to see him,

but don't worry. He does have a big red glowing nose.

Now, I...

Wait a second, what's this?

A big, glowing light.

Can it be? Yes, it can.

Ha-ha. It's the Northern Lights

and I've never seen them.

But don't you worry. I'll find Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

or my name's not Rapids...

Johnson!

Thank you. Keep them peeled.

Hah, just in time for tonight's Christmas party. Let's only hope

that nobody calls upon my superhero powers tonight of all nights.

SLEIGH BELLS

What's that? I think I can hear sleigh bells. Hmm.

Aha. I spy someone up on the rooftop. Hmm.

He's wearing a big red coat, heavy black boots,

and carrying a big bag. Very suspicious.

This sounds like a job for Captain Adorable.

Good evening.

Sorry, sir, but I believe there is an intruder in your house.

An intruder?!

I saw a man on top of your roof. He's going down your chimney

and... Stand aside.

I'm sure it's nothing to worry about.

But, sir, you don't seem to understand. He may be a robber.

In fact he's got a getaway vehicle parked outside

and the driver has a red nose!

CRASHING

Stand aside, sir. I'll deal with this.

Drat! All that talking outside means that we've missed him.

Who knows when he'll return.

This time next year, perhaps.

I hope so. He always leaves us lots of presents.

What kind of man comes down your chimney,

eats your carrots and mince pies

then leaves presents around the tree

and leaves your house empty-handed?!

Don't worry, sir. I'll catch this man.

Even if I have to chase him across the whole planet.

Captain Adorable away!

And don't eat the evidence - we may need it later.

-Oh, but it was...

-Please,

don't thank me. It's what I do.

Have an adorable Christmas, everyone.

Oh, thank you. Mmm.

HE COUGHS

Hello, Farmer Dung.

Oh, all right there. Hello.

Are you excited about Christmas?

Oh, yeah. I'm really excited.

I love the old Christmas, tinsel

and my tree.

What do you like most about Christmas?

Well, I... I really like the old crackers.

Crackers, Farmer Dung?

Yeah, crackers. Ha ha.

Oh, look. Reggie has a cracker for you to pull.

No, no, no. Not crackers. Deary me!

No, I mean quackers. See this? Quackers!

Quack-quack! Ha ha ha. Reg!

He got a little quacker in his cracker!

Ha ha. Oh, Reg.

He quacks me up. Quacks me up!

Oh, Reg. My word.

-Merry Christmas, Farmer Dung.

-Merry Christmas.

Oh, dear. I can't handle that. It's too much.

And now it's time for your giggles.

Why was Father Christmas unemployed?

I don't know. Why was Father Christmas unemployed?

Because the elf gave him the SACK.

HE LAUGHS

Hello! I'm Rapids Johnson,

still searching for Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.

I've heard that he's been hanging out with another one of the reindeer

like Dancer or Prancer

or um...Chancer.

To see them together, that would be just be too much to ask.

If we did see them together, it would be front-page news.

I would be the most famous explorer in the whole, wide world,

but I'm just not that lucky, not even at Christmas time.

CRACKER POPS

Sounds like a party to me, but don't worry.

I'll keep looking for Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

or my name's not Rapids...

Johnson. Ho ho ho!

Yes. Johnson. Ho ho ho.

Keep them peeled.

Hmm.

-WOMAN:

-Quick, everyone. Father Christmas has been.

Up on a toy shelf in a bedroom just like yours and mine,

a tired old tin soldier marches to his tinny tune.

His name, Major Boogie.

But when no-one's around...

MARCHING MUSIC

Time for Major Boogie, sir.

CHRISTMAS MUSIC

Back to the boogie box, quick march!

Ho ho ho!

So you put your carrot out for the reindeer,

and lard out for Santa Claus.

Don't mix them up. You won't get any presents.

Oh, hello there, my little Christmas crackers

and welcome to Christmas dinner time with me, Dina Lady.

And this is my assistant, or Dina's little helper...

Tommy Tummy. Say merry Christmas, Tommy.

Merry Christmas, Tommy.

Now, today, we're going to be making a yummy, scrummy Christmas Yule log.

Yay!

All right, Tommy.

I've prepared most of the ingredients already.

I've got some chocolate sauce here...

..and some icing sugar.

TOMMY COUGHS

Now, all we need is a log. Back in a mo'.

Christmas is sometimes called Yuletide.

A Yule log is like a Christmas Swiss roll.

It's made of sponge, chocolate and icing sugar.

It's called a Yule log because it looks like a snow-covered tree trunk.

You can't eat a real log. That would be silly

and a bit dangerous.

There you go.

One fresh log from the forest.

Aren't you going to MAKE a log out of sponge?

I beg your Christmas pudding?

A sponge?!

Daft boy. Nice, though.

Simply take your chocolate sauce

and cover it evenly across the log like so.

Then add your icing sugars.

There. And then finish it off with a little sprig of holly.

Don't try this at home.

And there you have it - one Christmas Yule log.

Easy as pie.

Happy new year, my little sugarplum fairies.

Fancy a slice, Tommy?

Now for more of your giggles.

-Hey, Justin.

-Hi. Have you got a joke?

-Yeah.

-OK, what is it?

-Knock, knock.

-Oh, who's there?

-Happy.

-Happy who?

Happy Christmas.

Hey! Happy Christmas to you too.

# Little donkey, little donkey... #

Oh, hello. I'm Arthur Sleep

and here's the news. News just in,

Santa's little helpers have been complaining about the hours

they've been working over Christmas.

Their main concern is about their ELF and safety. Ha ha.

ELF and safety, oh, that's a great one, that.

Come on, it's Christmas.

Now we go over to Gail Force with the Christmas weather.

Yes, thank you, Arthur.

Things are getting very exciting around here,

because there's been several sightings of Santa and his reindeer.

Oh! Santa and his what?

Reindeer. I said reindeer.

Ooh.

Rain, dear. Oh, dear!

Back to the studio.

Oh, deary me.

In other news, one of Santa's reindeers has fallen in a well.

But don't worry, Santa has announced it's in a stable condition.

A stable condition. Ho ho ho.

Ahem, now this.

Ho ho ho.

Oh, ho ho ho.

RUMBLING

Ooh!

PHONE RINGS

Simon Pieman at your service.

Need a Christmas pie?

Got to fly. Um...

Aha!

Oh, ho ho ho.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa-oa!

Whoa!

Whoa. Watch out! Merry Christmas.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Ah.

Ta-da. One perfect...

Ho ho ho.

..pie!

Mmm.

Happy Christmas!

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