A Christmas Special Gigglebiz


A Christmas Special

Sketch show. Christmas Gigglebiz features Captain Adorable, Dina Lady, Rapids Johnson, Farmer Dung and many others. Also with the Gigglekids.


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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

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Ho-ho!

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On Christmas Gigglebiz...

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Captain Adorable, Dina Lady,

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Major Boogie, introducing Simon Pieman.

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But first, it's Rapids Johnson.

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Hello! I'm Rapids Johnson here exploring in the North Pole.

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Come on.

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Now, you're probably wondering

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will Rapids bump into Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.

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Well, hardly anyone has ever seen him.

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He's particularly hard to spot.

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It may take hours, even DAYS to see him,

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but don't worry. He does have a big red glowing nose.

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Now, I...

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Wait a second, what's this?

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A big, glowing light.

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Can it be? Yes, it can.

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Ha-ha. It's the Northern Lights

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and I've never seen them.

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But don't you worry. I'll find Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

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or my name's not Rapids...

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Johnson!

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Thank you. Keep them peeled.

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Hah, just in time for tonight's Christmas party. Let's only hope

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that nobody calls upon my superhero powers tonight of all nights.

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SLEIGH BELLS

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What's that? I think I can hear sleigh bells. Hmm.

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Aha. I spy someone up on the rooftop. Hmm.

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He's wearing a big red coat, heavy black boots,

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and carrying a big bag. Very suspicious.

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This sounds like a job for Captain Adorable.

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Good evening.

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Sorry, sir, but I believe there is an intruder in your house.

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An intruder?!

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I saw a man on top of your roof. He's going down your chimney

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and... Stand aside.

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I'm sure it's nothing to worry about.

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But, sir, you don't seem to understand. He may be a robber.

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In fact he's got a getaway vehicle parked outside

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and the driver has a red nose!

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CRASHING

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Stand aside, sir. I'll deal with this.

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Drat! All that talking outside means that we've missed him.

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Who knows when he'll return.

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This time next year, perhaps.

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I hope so. He always leaves us lots of presents.

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What kind of man comes down your chimney,

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eats your carrots and mince pies

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then leaves presents around the tree

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and leaves your house empty-handed?!

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Don't worry, sir. I'll catch this man.

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Even if I have to chase him across the whole planet.

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Captain Adorable away!

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And don't eat the evidence - we may need it later.

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-Oh, but it was...

-Please,

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don't thank me. It's what I do.

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Have an adorable Christmas, everyone.

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Oh, thank you. Mmm.

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HE COUGHS

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Hello, Farmer Dung.

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Oh, all right there. Hello.

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Are you excited about Christmas?

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Oh, yeah. I'm really excited.

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I love the old Christmas, tinsel

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and my tree.

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What do you like most about Christmas?

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Well, I... I really like the old crackers.

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Crackers, Farmer Dung?

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Yeah, crackers. Ha ha.

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Oh, look. Reggie has a cracker for you to pull.

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No, no, no. Not crackers. Deary me!

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No, I mean quackers. See this? Quackers!

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Quack-quack! Ha ha ha. Reg!

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He got a little quacker in his cracker!

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Ha ha. Oh, Reg.

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He quacks me up. Quacks me up!

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Oh, Reg. My word.

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-Merry Christmas, Farmer Dung.

-Merry Christmas.

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Oh, dear. I can't handle that. It's too much.

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And now it's time for your giggles.

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Why was Father Christmas unemployed?

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I don't know. Why was Father Christmas unemployed?

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Because the elf gave him the SACK.

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HE LAUGHS

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Hello! I'm Rapids Johnson,

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still searching for Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.

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I've heard that he's been hanging out with another one of the reindeer

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like Dancer or Prancer

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or um...Chancer.

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To see them together, that would be just be too much to ask.

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If we did see them together, it would be front-page news.

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I would be the most famous explorer in the whole, wide world,

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but I'm just not that lucky, not even at Christmas time.

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CRACKER POPS

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Sounds like a party to me, but don't worry.

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I'll keep looking for Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

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or my name's not Rapids...

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Johnson. Ho ho ho!

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Yes. Johnson. Ho ho ho.

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Keep them peeled.

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Hmm.

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-WOMAN:

-Quick, everyone. Father Christmas has been.

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Up on a toy shelf in a bedroom just like yours and mine,

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a tired old tin soldier marches to his tinny tune.

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His name, Major Boogie.

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But when no-one's around...

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MARCHING MUSIC

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Time for Major Boogie, sir.

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CHRISTMAS MUSIC

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Back to the boogie box, quick march!

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Ho ho ho!

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So you put your carrot out for the reindeer,

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and lard out for Santa Claus.

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Don't mix them up. You won't get any presents.

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Oh, hello there, my little Christmas crackers

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and welcome to Christmas dinner time with me, Dina Lady.

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And this is my assistant, or Dina's little helper...

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Tommy Tummy. Say merry Christmas, Tommy.

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Merry Christmas, Tommy.

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Now, today, we're going to be making a yummy, scrummy Christmas Yule log.

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Yay!

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All right, Tommy.

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I've prepared most of the ingredients already.

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I've got some chocolate sauce here...

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..and some icing sugar.

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TOMMY COUGHS

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Now, all we need is a log. Back in a mo'.

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Christmas is sometimes called Yuletide.

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A Yule log is like a Christmas Swiss roll.

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It's made of sponge, chocolate and icing sugar.

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It's called a Yule log because it looks like a snow-covered tree trunk.

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You can't eat a real log. That would be silly

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and a bit dangerous.

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There you go.

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One fresh log from the forest.

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Aren't you going to MAKE a log out of sponge?

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I beg your Christmas pudding?

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A sponge?!

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Daft boy. Nice, though.

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Simply take your chocolate sauce

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and cover it evenly across the log like so.

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Then add your icing sugars.

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There. And then finish it off with a little sprig of holly.

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Don't try this at home.

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And there you have it - one Christmas Yule log.

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Easy as pie.

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Happy new year, my little sugarplum fairies.

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Fancy a slice, Tommy?

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Now for more of your giggles.

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-Hey, Justin.

-Hi. Have you got a joke?

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-Yeah.

-OK, what is it?

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-Knock, knock.

-Oh, who's there?

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-Happy.

-Happy who?

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Happy Christmas.

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Hey! Happy Christmas to you too.

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# Little donkey, little donkey... #

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Oh, hello. I'm Arthur Sleep

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and here's the news. News just in,

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Santa's little helpers have been complaining about the hours

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they've been working over Christmas.

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Their main concern is about their ELF and safety. Ha ha.

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ELF and safety, oh, that's a great one, that.

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Come on, it's Christmas.

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Now we go over to Gail Force with the Christmas weather.

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Yes, thank you, Arthur.

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Things are getting very exciting around here,

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because there's been several sightings of Santa and his reindeer.

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Oh! Santa and his what?

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Reindeer. I said reindeer.

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Ooh.

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Rain, dear. Oh, dear!

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Back to the studio.

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Oh, deary me.

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In other news, one of Santa's reindeers has fallen in a well.

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But don't worry, Santa has announced it's in a stable condition.

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A stable condition. Ho ho ho.

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Ahem, now this.

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Ho ho ho.

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Oh, ho ho ho.

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RUMBLING

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Ooh!

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PHONE RINGS

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Simon Pieman at your service.

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Need a Christmas pie?

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Got to fly. Um...

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Aha!

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Oh, ho ho ho.

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Whoa!

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Whoa!

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Whoa-oa!

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Whoa!

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Whoa. Watch out! Merry Christmas.

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Whoa!

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Whoa!

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Ah.

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Ta-da. One perfect...

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Ho ho ho.

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..pie!

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Mmm.

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Happy Christmas!

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

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# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

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# Farewell, TTFN Arrivederci

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

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# Na-na na It's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

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# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

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Ho-ho!

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Sketch show. This Christmas special features Captain Adorable who is hot on the heels of a mysterious man in a red suit, seen flying amongst the neighbourhood chimneytops on Christmas Eve. Also Dina Lady, who is cooking up a seasonal treat in the kitchen, Rapids Johnson, Farmer Dung and his merry helper Reggie, and Simon Pieman, the roller-skating pie delivery boy. Also with the Gigglekids, children from all around the country telling Justin their favourite jokes.


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