Episode 2 Gigglebiz


Episode 2

Sketch show. Featuring Ann Teak, a bossy antiques expert who thinks she knows everything about a suit of armour, and the Berito Brothers with another ill-thought-out routine.


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# Na-na-na-na na-na-gigglebiz Na-na-na-na ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na-na-na na-na-gigglebiz Na-na-na-na here we go! #

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On today's Gigglebiz...

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Ann Teak!

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Packed Lunch Pete!

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Humphrey!

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Rapids Johnson!

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And here are the Burrito Brothers!

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CHEERING

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Hey!

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CHEERING

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Hey!

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Ooh...!

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-Hey!

-Hey!

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Hey! Ooh...

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Oh, hello there. I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.

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How do you know when an elephant's been in your fridge?

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Because you find big footprints in the butter!

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Hee hee hee. Ahem. And now this...

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Come along, ladies and gentlemen. Follow me.

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There's lots to see.

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Come on, come on. Don't dawdle. That's right.

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Gather round, gather round. Not too close!

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Now, here we have something very, very special.

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Yes, it's a beautiful suit of armour.

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They've looked after it here for a long, long time.

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The shiny... Oh!

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That's not right. Would you hold those for a minute?

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By the handle, please, thank you!

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I'll just move this a little bit.

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Don't worry, I am the expert, you know!

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I'm just going to move this and make sure that comes out.

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There we are.

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Now, as I was saying... CRASH!

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Moving on, everyone!

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And now it's time for your giggles!

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-What did a mat say to the floor?

-I don't know!

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-What did the mat say to the floor?

-"Stay down, I've got you covered!"

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Well! What do we have here?

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I believe it's an old plate from Roman times.

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Do you? Are you the expert?

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-No.

-No.

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I'm the expert.

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Do you think I should put it in a museum?

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A museum?! No, no, no.

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Museums are for old and precious things.

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This isn't old and precious.

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It's one of those new unbreakable plates

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that you can buy from any supermarket.

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Really? How can you tell?

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Old and precious things are thin and break easily.

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-I could drop this and it wouldn't break!

-Oh, no, please!

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I am the expert, you know. Look.

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SMASH!

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Fancy that! It was old and precious after all.

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Hey!

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Hey!

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Hello there, I'm Arthur Sleep, and this is the news.

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What sweets do sheep like best?

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A big "baaa" of chocolate!

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Heh-heh! Ronnie told me that one.

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HE SOBS

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DONG!

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DONG!

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DONG!

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SNORING

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And now it's time for more of your giggles!

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-Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

-I don't know!

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Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

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Cos there are so many cheetahs!

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Ho-ho! Good one!

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Hello, I'm Rapids Johnson,

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and I'm here on the lookout for the giant panda.

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We know that these creatures are very shy.

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But we also know that at this time of the day

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they just love to come down to the water's edge.

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So if we're very lucky and very quiet,

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we might just see one.

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Oh, no, what a shame!

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He's not here, but don't you worry,

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I'm going to find that giant panda, or my name's not Rapids...um...

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-Johnson!

-Johnson. Keep 'em peeled!

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CHEERING

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-Hey!

-Hey!

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Huh!

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Who put sugar in this, eh? Is that some kind of joke?

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Sorry about that.

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I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.

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Breaking news - there's been an outbreak of fleas.

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We go to Gale Force to find out more.

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How do you start a flea race?

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One, two, flea!

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Having that! You can have that one, right.

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Yes, thank you, Arthur.

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I'm here at the village of Little Bottom

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where there's been an outbreak of fleas!

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But don't worry, I'm one of the few people that hasn't been affected.

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Oh! Oh, that's itchy.

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And nobody knows what's caused the outbreak... Oh! Oh, dear!

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But doctors are investigating. Oh! Ow! Deary me.

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Now, it could be a cat or a dog, they believe...

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Oh, no! Oh, dear.

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But there are no confirmed reports...

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Ooh, oh, dear...

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Ooh, they're everywhere!

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Ooh! Back to the studio!

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Gale Force there. More news on that as and when we have it.

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Let's just hope the fleas haven't spread.

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Ooh, eh... Eh! Ooh! Eh...

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Can someone get some flea spray?

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Eh... Ooh! I'm Arthur Sleep.

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Hullo! Shh! Hullo!

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I'm Rapids Johnson, and I'm still on the lookout for the giant panda.

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I've been here all day, outside the panda's den.

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Yeah. Just to get a glimpse of him.

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But still no sign! But don't you worry,

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I've got a brilliant idea!

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I'm going to lay these ba...

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..these bamboo shoots outside the panda's den.

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Pandas just love bamboo!

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Right, here we go.

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MOTOR BUZZES AND STOPS

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Quietly does it.

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We mustn't disturb anything.

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There. That is just beautiful. All set!

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MOTOR STARTS AGAIN

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Right. All we have to do now is wait.

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And, remember...

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Keep 'em peeled!

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# Gigglebiz, gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

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# Gigglebiz, gigglebiz Ho, ho, ho!

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# Gigglebiz, gigglebiz And now it's time to go

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# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go

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# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye

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-# Farewell, TTFN

-Arrivederci!

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# We all hate to say goodbye

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# But we'll be back again

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# Na-na-na-na na-na-gigglebiz Na-na-na-na ho-ho-ho

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# Na-na-na-na na-na-gigglebiz Na-na-na it's time to go... #

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Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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Sketch show. Featuring Ann Teak, a bossy antiques expert who thinks she knows everything about a suit of armour, the Berito Brothers with another ill-thought-out routine, and local reporter Gail Force, on the case of a flea outbreak in Little Bottom. Wildlife explorer Rapids Johnson is still on the trail of the elusive giant panda, while Humphrey, the irrepressible and inquisitive wanderer, is off on a camping jaunt with Woody the dog.

Also with Packed Lunch Pete, who never quite manages to eat his packed lunch and Arthur Sleep, everyone's favourite punning newsreader. There are also the Gigglekids, children from all round the country who tell Justin their favourite jokes.


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